Escort Reports

[Benz1]

Yea between lack of skills and that reply she needs to take cim off her ad.

I don't think cim is in her ad.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...e/273063653569

I posted cim on my first review of her in her Wyoming apartment. When ever I see any girl I tell them No cim No date and I pay at the end to ensure I get everything we agreed on.

I show them the money and put it back in my pocket. Occasionally I'll put half on the table and the rest later. If they don't agree I walk out.

By the time my hand touches the door knob they get real agreeable.

[Monger01]

Hi, hello, how are ya?
Said she couldn't do the CIM.

Yea between lack of skills and that reply she needs to take cim off her ad.

[Dabird]

This is one of the many go no where ads. Go ahead try, and report back to us. You wasting your time.

I will admit she looks TGTBT but the area code is right on her # who knows give it a shot and report back she looks hot.

[Dabird]

Hi, hello, how are ya?

Well I guess I'm doing fine.

I was able to get my referral from Sir Benz a lot, for sweet baby Jane yesterday.

I must say I had a much different experience. Set up was easy enough, but just a long drive from holland.

I;m the one who overslept, but she was very understanding and we pushed the appointment back an hr.

The duo price I was quoted was a bit steep so I opted to see SBJ for hh.

When I was almost there she asked if LSH to leave or if she could stay, I told her she could stay if she wanted (which she hid out in the bathroom) until we were finished then came out and introduced herself.

We got comfortable right away and started with DFK (which I like) and getting acquainted. She starts with BBBJ (and yes I see what MONGER01 meant by the teeth thing. She does need to work on that).

So we went through many diff positions, CG not her fav, then mish, then K9, (she really likes being spanked in this position).

Finished with COF. Said she couldn't do the CIM.

All in all I had a very good time. A good GFE in my opinion. A very good find from Benz on this one.

Thanks again.

Hey can we get a link please.

[DJStinky]

Saw her last summer. Older in 50's. Widow trying to make ends meet. Nice enough but others reported paranoid behavior. Has the hardest implants I have ever seen--not a turn on they are so fake. A long drive and I didn't repeat.

Had a great time with her 3 times last year and than she never would text me back. Crickets. Gave up. Now I see she is posting again. However sure not worth 180 $. 125 $ he most. Fun clean but not worth that much. IMHO.

[FlenBob]

Any word on this girl?

http://holland.skipthegames.com/fema...n/184947726055

This is one of the many go no where ads. Go ahead try, and report back to us. You wasting your time.

[Stb421]

Hi, hello, how are ya?

Well I guess I'm doing fine.

I was able to get my referral from Sir Benz a lot, for sweet baby Jane yesterday.

I must say I had a much different experience. Set up was easy enough, but just a long drive from holland.

I;m the one who overslept, but she was very understanding and we pushed the appointment back an hr.

The duo price I was quoted was a bit steep so I opted to see SBJ for hh.

When I was almost there she asked if LSH to leave or if she could stay, I told her she could stay if she wanted (which she hid out in the bathroom) until we were finished then came out and introduced herself.

We got comfortable right away and started with DFK (which I like) and getting acquainted. She starts with BBBJ (and yes I see what MONGER01 meant by the teeth thing. She does need to work on that).

So we went through many diff positions, CG not her fav, then mish, then K9, (she really likes being spanked in this position).

Finished with COF. Said she couldn't do the CIM.

All in all I had a very good time. A good GFE in my opinion. A very good find from Benz on this one.

Thanks again.

[PanderingBob]

Any word on this girl?

http://holland.skipthegames.com/fema...n/184947726055

[Faust22]

Any info on this beauty?

http://holland.skipthegames.com/mass...s/448490061720

Saw her last summer. Older in 50's. Widow trying to make ends meet. Nice enough but others reported paranoid behavior. Has the hardest implants I have ever seen--not a turn on they are so fake. A long drive and I didn't repeat.

[TeddBear]

Armed with a referral PW from Benz I contacted Sweet Baby Jane again after she overslept for my last attempt to see her.

Arriving early, I sat outside of her incall to observe the traffic and see who would come and go from her room. Her female roommate exited about 10 mins before date time. I entered and asked to use the bathroom. While in there I hear her roommate at the door, apparently she forgot something. Back to the bed and roommate calls and asks to use the bathroom. Jane asks if its ok with me. After she departs again we get to business.
Jane is thin by today's standards with some baby damage in the stomach area. A cups. She's not pretty but not ugly, has a plain look about her. We start with a half-hearted BBBJ combined with overly rough hand job. I'm an older guy and cannot get hard from this. Mind you I took a little pill hours before and had a raging hardon the entire morning. In spite of the obvious of me not being hard she was anxious to get the cover on. So after some struggle got it on. Tried mish but being soft this was not smooth. She is VERY tight, I'll give her that. But nothing so far is sexy or erotic from her and I cannot get in the mood. I need more than a smile and a hole at my age. After about 5 mins I get off her and motion for a BBBJ finish. She complies but immediately says that due to the condom taste she can't and she just stares at me, as if I should just go? "Do you have a towel?" I ask. She wets a washcloth and I wipe off. We try again. Now all I feel is teeth. I try to ignore it but can't its starting to hurt. I stop her and she asks why. "I feel your teeth" She mutters something I can't make out and I decide I'm done. She asks if I got off. Seriously? NO! There's an uncomfortable silence as I dress, all the while debating in my head if I will pay her part or all the donation. I decide on all. She did try and needs the bread.
She doesn't do it for me and no offense to other reviewers but she has zip for skills. Particularly giving head. Teeth? Reminds me of a girl from high school I dated when I was n high school. At least her I knew was new to giving head.

So leaving rather frustrated I text Jasmine, my standby. Usual quick response and I head over to her. She makes me cum in under 5 minutes. She knows what she's doing and how to do it. She's a pro.
And $20 cheaper for a HH by the way! So although I a am older and tough to arouse a good provider does the job. Within 30 minutes of the previous one who couldn't.

So to all you guys all upset that Benz didn't share Jane's digits with you: relax, you missed nothing special I assure you.
No offense to Benz meant in this post. I appreciate the referral. But I will not white wash a review for anyone.
No offense to Tedd Bear either. Glad you enjoyed her. I was unimpressed to say the least.

Well I had the benefit of LSH to get me hard first before SBJ rode me yes she is very tight so I was able to get it done but I've been in your shoes before some girls rush and it's a disappointment for sure. I didn't say I'd repeat neither one really is my type but for the right price they are a decent duo.

[Benz1]

No offense taken at all ever. In fact I'm offended by someone who doesn't give real honest reviews. We need to always review what we hear, smell, see and feel. There are many variables to each appointment.

That's why I created with help from other mongers a review template. (during the Big Jen debates in Nov. Of 2017 in the back page thread) I'll repost in general reports again.

Contrary to some people's beliefs, I have nothing invested to win or lose. A few years ago this forum had mongers saying , we want more UTRs, we need new girls. Strangely enough the Detroit thread was saying the same thing. I looked at FB for a way to bring more UTRs to our site. I currently have 812 friends with only 4 guys on my list. The one thing nobody mentioned on this site or Detroit, we want them to be Hot and Professional. I would not have bothered starting my quest for new providers if they had to be hot. The hot girls dont need a ride to the store or laundry their needs are all taken care of by a line of guys loving them on FB and will do anything for them. Just so happens I like average girls much better than hot ones. They've always given me better service,they usually try a lot harder for me to return.
The back of their heads all look the same to me.

A UTR needs a lot of feed back to become a pro like most of us prefer.

Thanks for your honest review Monger01.

[Monger01]

Armed with a referral PW from Benz I contacted Sweet Baby Jane again after she overslept for my last attempt to see her.

Arriving early, I sat outside of her incall to observe the traffic and see who would come and go from her room. Her female roommate exited about 10 mins before date time. I entered and asked to use the bathroom. While in there I hear her roommate at the door, apparently she forgot something. Back to the bed and roommate calls and asks to use the bathroom. Jane asks if its ok with me. After she departs again we get to business.
Jane is thin by today's standards with some baby damage in the stomach area. A cups. She's not pretty but not ugly, has a plain look about her. We start with a half-hearted BBBJ combined with overly rough hand job. I'm an older guy and cannot get hard from this. Mind you I took a little pill hours before and had a raging hardon the entire morning. In spite of the obvious of me not being hard she was anxious to get the cover on. So after some struggle got it on. Tried mish but being soft this was not smooth. She is VERY tight, I'll give her that. But nothing so far is sexy or erotic from her and I cannot get in the mood. I need more than a smile and a hole at my age. After about 5 mins I get off her and motion for a BBBJ finish. She complies but immediately says that due to the condom taste she can't and she just stares at me, as if I should just go? "Do you have a towel?" I ask. She wets a washcloth and I wipe off. We try again. Now all I feel is teeth. I try to ignore it but can't its starting to hurt. I stop her and she asks why. "I feel your teeth" She mutters something I can't make out and I decide I'm done. She asks if I got off. Seriously? NO! There's an uncomfortable silence as I dress, all the while debating in my head if I will pay her part or all the donation. I decide on all. She did try and needs the bread.
She doesn't do it for me and no offense to other reviewers but she has zip for skills. Particularly giving head. Teeth? Reminds me of a girl from high school I dated when I was n high school. At least her I knew was new to giving head.

So leaving rather frustrated I text Jasmine, my standby. Usual quick response and I head over to her. She makes me cum in under 5 minutes. She knows what she's doing and how to do it. She's a pro.
And $20 cheaper for a HH by the way! So although I a am older and tough to arouse a good provider does the job. Within 30 minutes of the previous one who couldn't.

So to all you guys all upset that Benz didn't share Jane's digits with you: relax, you missed nothing special I assure you.
No offense to Benz meant in this post. I appreciate the referral. But I will not white wash a review for anyone.
No offense to Tedd Bear either. Glad you enjoyed her. I was unimpressed to say the least.

[OliverTwist501]

Ummmm, correct me if I'm wrong, but "Lexy", from that link, isn't Gap Tooth Nikki. Right?

You're correct.

[Benz1]

I saw her this past Saturday. No issues whatsoever. I know Chipcharger has been around for awhile but who goes out and has a smoke and leaves their wallet in the room with a provider? If she stole your wallet and bolted why would she even bother to contact you later? It just seems odd and why would you not post this right away to warn others?

Welcome back Rome. Glad to see you posting again. I don't blame you for taking a break after all the BS in 2017.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...iews&p=3620190#post3620190.

As for familiar rip offs.

Chip is probably like me, occasionally I get too comfortable with providers I like. Dropping my guard and the wrong one changes the hobby for us forever.

After I finally decided to tell others about my ATF Tina The Red Hot Redhead taking my money. Chip was the first one to offer me the best advice. I'm sure hes reflecting on his sage advice he gave me now.

One reason why I waited to tell the team was hoping she would do the right thing and make it up to me. The other was feeling like a fool trusting a provider. Lesson learned, hopefully only once.
It could happen to any of us
Happy hobbying, stay safe.

[Bottum]

Yes she is legit, very pretty, great body knockers, etc. That's Gap teeth Nikki, great FS, requested some specific fetish she refused so I quit seeing her. Too far for me too go, hour drive for me. But worth the drive if your near Wayland where she works!

I was responding to olivertwist 501 post of Wayland provider not domking post on Lexi who works in Grand Rapids by Leonard & 131. Sorry when I hit the reply with a quote both posts came up not just olivertwist501 post only!