Massage Parlor Reports

[Handy Pigpen]

I would love to see future reviews cover the info most of us are interested in. Some of you do a great job with your narratives (Iusig, JJB, etc) but this may be helpful for folks like me who can't tell a story to save their life. Here is a dream example of what I'm talking about.

Dream Example:

Shop: Handshakes are' Us.

Provider: Yoyo.

Approx. Age: 25-30.

Attractiveness: 8/10, cute face, long hair.

Personality: Playful and charming.

Body Type: Skinny, B cups, round little bottom.

Attire: Loose Blouse, skirt, See-thru panties (once I got rid of those damn yoga shorts).

Duration: 60 minutes.

Quality of Massage: 2/10.

Roaming: UTC (upstairs), UTC (back stairs), UTC (front stairs).

Quality of Ending: 10/10.

Extras: DFK, FIV, FIA, DATY, PM, CBJ, CFS, MSOG.

By the Way: I still had 50 minutes left so she insisted on giving me a scalp massage, did my nails, and then offered a footjob which ended in a facial (her face, not mine). I still had 20 minutes left, but its cool. This shop rolls your minutes over to the next visit.

Tipping Issues: Not even a negotiation.

Will Repeat: Soon.

I will post my next review in this format. In the meantime, does anyone want to take a shot at the Nightmare Example?

Handy.

[Handy Pigpen]

Where is the sports Den?

Google maps O'Brians Pub on North Green River. It is the foot spa a few doors down. The prettiest MT in E'ville works here. Her name is Susan. She is so hot, you probably only need 30 minutes. Supposedly, there is a shorter hot girl that also works here but I have a better chace at spotting Bigfoot. Been there 5 times and never seen her.

Handy.

[Dammal]

Was there at Ruby foot massage last month. And only a massage no he.

Where is the sports Den?

[JustMe119]

Dreamt of this place. They were apparently busy. Rachel greeted me and had me wait in a room for 20 minutes. She came back and led me to a regular room. I was getting ready and Jenni came in. I really wanted to see Rachel because of the menu but I went ahead with the visit. It was pretty normal Jenni except her mouth was used alot just not on the soldier. A lot of kissing on the body. Standard finish which is good. I always like her soft sensual technique. Standard drop. 4 +. 4. Maybe I'll see Rachel in my dreams soon.

[Jjbee62]

Has the Vincennes shop reopened? They closed up suddenly several months back. I haven't been by in quite a while. Might have to go look.

I went and looked. Not sure how long it's been since they reopened. I stopped checking a while back. They're not only open again, they also have 3 girls working. Today mamasan was showing off her carpentry skills. She's adding an extra room up front. Pretty impressive. She knows how to swing a hammer.

I drew Annie. At first glance I thought 30 something, but closer inspection looks maybe 40 or so. Average height, very slender, flat stomach, small boobs, cute face. She gives a decent massage, not great, but a little better than average. No real tease at all, although she's a little bit playful. Worked 45 minutes before the flip, then went to business. Nice gentle touch on the ending. UTC on top, OTC on bottom. Never mentioned a tip, gave the standard.

[Vette51]

It looks like Ruby Reflex is now advertising in the Big Boys section. The ad literally says "New girl arrived with dark circles under the eyes". I guess it was a long trip. Would be interested to know if they have gone the way of Lilac (and if the girl's eye circles are indeed darker than typical).

I heard there is some new help at the shop in Vincennes. Another fine target.

I've also never been to the two on Green River Road that are supposedly Non-Erotic. Are we sure?

January TopList:

1. Susan at O'Brians.

2. Helen at Big Bang (Is she still there?

3. Amy at Puff and Stuff.

4. Jeni / Lisa at Sports Den.

5. Tina at Time Motors.

Was there at Ruby foot massage last month. And only a massage no he.

[Mc1959]

Made a visit a couple of days ago hoping draw Rachel again. I love her little skirts and loose panties. I was greeted by Jeni who is very cute with a great body. She had a very good technique on the backside. She did something that I haven't experienced at a AMP. She would spread the hills and blew cold wind through the valley. Actually, it felt pretty good. If you are into this sort of thing you should give her a try. On the flip however I felt rushed. It was a half hour visit, how can you rush someone on a half hour visit. All in all it was a good visit. Backside technique 8/10. Frontside 5/10. Roaming 5\10.

[Jjbee62]

It looks like Ruby Reflex is now advertising in the Big Boys section. The ad literally says "New girl arrived with dark circles under the eyes". I guess it was a long trip. Would be interested to know if they have gone the way of Lilac (and if the girl's eye circles are indeed darker than typical).

I heard there is some new help at the shop in Vincennes. Another fine target.

I've also never been to the two on Green River Road that are supposedly Non-Erotic. Are we sure?

January TopList:

1. Susan at O'Brians.

2. Helen at Big Bang (Is she still there?

3. Amy at Puff and Stuff.

4. Jeni / Lisa at Sports Den.

5. Tina at Time Motors.

Has the Vincennes shop reopened? They closed up suddenly several months back. I haven't been by in quite a while. Might have to go look.

[Handy Pigpen]

It looks like Ruby Reflex is now advertising in the Big Boys section. The ad literally says "New girl arrived with dark circles under the eyes". I guess it was a long trip. Would be interested to know if they have gone the way of Lilac (and if the girl's eye circles are indeed darker than typical).

I heard there is some new help at the shop in Vincennes. Another fine target.

I've also never been to the two on Green River Road that are supposedly Non-Erotic. Are we sure?

January TopList:

1. Susan at O'Brians.

2. Helen at Big Bang (Is she still there?

3. Amy at Puff and Stuff.

4. Jeni / Lisa at Sports Den.

5. Tina at Time Motors.

[Jjbee62]

I love the idea JJ. Are we organized enough to pull it off? I've scanned the threads of other cities and no one is doing anything creative to enhance the fun factor of the hobby and create a little comaraderie.

Went to Sunrise tonight and drew Tina. Massage 8/10. Personality 10/10. Extras 0/10. But the std ending was a solid 8/10 on par with the first 45 minutes.

Handy.

I'm not organized enough, but I'm willing to contribute or help with brainstorming. The trick is to come up with a way to get quality reviews without a lot of garbage. One or more of the pay review sites extended subscriptions for reviews and a lot of reviews were just copy and paste from someone else's review.

I went back to O'Brian's on Monday to get my old year wrung out. Got Nancy (I assume that's her name from your initial review) solo this time. Fun and playful, but that UTC on bottom is definitely off limits. It's not my thing, but she apparently is willing to go digging for the prostate.

Not sure when I'll get back down. My schedule is a little whacked for the next few weeks.

[Dammal]

I have visited time motors a couple times this month. I'm new to the game but both experience we're great. Can get a HE Everytime going there I'm sure. I'd say 8/10 for both trips. Also Recently visited Obryan's based on Pigpens reviews. Lookong to get more out of the experience then just a HE. I must say atmosphere 9/10. Massage 8/10. HE was a negative. I will go back soon and try again and get the short girl again. She was smoking hot that day with a skirt on. I'm going to have to step up my game. Any advice for help would be great. Can PM or post here. Trying to figure out a good approach when going in.

As for the project I know I'm new but would be game if allowed in being new and all. I'll post new experience soon.

[Iusig]

For me, I'm sporadic about going. I might go 2-3 times a month, but then might not go again for 6 months. It's about my availability, desire, and the fact that I'll spend my money on real hookers too. I'll take a pass.

I like the way you're thinking though Pigpen. My hope is that a couple of the lurkers who surely rely on good advice like yours will start posting about their experiences.

[Handy Pigpen]

I love the idea JJ. Are we organized enough to pull it off? I've scanned the threads of other cities and no one is doing anything creative to enhance the fun factor of the hobby and create a little comaraderie.

Went to Sunrise tonight and drew Tina. Massage 8/10. Personality 10/10. Extras 0/10. But the std ending was a solid 8/10 on par with the first 45 minutes.

Handy.

[Jjbee62]

We need something to make this the greatest MP thread on USASG. The girls currently working this area certainly deserve it. I've got an idea to beef up forum participation, but I'd like some Senior Member feedback first. What if we pick a shop / provider every week / month and direct out patronage (and reviews) towards that target and see how our experiences vary? Not sure how to coordinate the attack, but let's put something together and breathe some life into this forum.

Handy.

Considering the size of Evansville, the current lineup is impressive. The last 7 or 8 AMP girls I've had were equal or better than all but 3 in Indy and the massage has been better.

The only problem with your contest is a lot will depend on when someone goes. If 15 guys all descend on the same place on the same afternoon, some guys are going to have a lot of interruptions.

Here's another idea. Get some people to contribute $10. Use the money to set up a free session for each month. 4 guys contribute, that's a 30 session. 6 guys for a 60 minute, etc. At the end of the month, award the free session to one contributer. Can either go for best contribution, most reviews, or random pick from everyone who reviewed.

PM the winner to set up a day, pick a spa and go prepay for a made up name. The winner goes in, tells them the name and he's just out the tip.

Could also just do a pay it forward routine. Prepay a session somewhere and pick someone to give it to. Rules are, they have to write a review and they have to do the same. They prepay somewhere else and pick someone else.

[Handy Pigpen]

We need something to make this the greatest MP thread on USASG. The girls currently working this area certainly deserve it. I've got an idea to beef up forum participation, but I'd like some Senior Member feedback first. What if we pick a shop / provider every week / month and direct out patronage (and reviews) towards that target and see how our experiences vary? Not sure how to coordinate the attack, but let's put something together and breathe some life into this forum.

Handy.