Strip Club Reports

[Leo The Lion]

Come watch me do it.

It's not set up that way but I did it. Walked right up and threw my ones at the strippers.

Pandora's is really where it's at. I don't believe LEO the Lion that he blew his money on the stage dance at Pandora's. They're not set up that way.

The next-best options are Sands and the Lake Forest Park Deja Vu. The Sands is hit-or-miss and has a strange layout. There's no action at the stage, but there is a back room. Which is one large but dark room with bench seating and some other seats. No booths. Depending on the girl and whether she's using "the owner" as an excuse, it can be as good as Pandora. Or as annoying as a normal Deja Vu. There's also a VIP room. Nobody uses it.

The Lake Forest Park Deja Vu at the Bothell end of 522 (Pandora is at the Seattle end) is "outside the city" and has, during the day shift, flexible rules. Sometimes.

These caveats are why Pandora is the safe bet.

[Rousse]

Do you have other places to recommend, other then pandoras?

Pandora's is really where it's at. I don't believe LEO the Lion that he blew his money on the stage dance at Pandora's. They're not set up that way.

The next-best options are Sands and the Lake Forest Park Deja Vu. The Sands is hit-or-miss and has a strange layout. There's no action at the stage, but there is a back room. Which is one large but dark room with bench seating and some other seats. No booths. Depending on the girl and whether she's using "the owner" as an excuse, it can be as good as Pandora. Or as annoying as a normal Deja Vu. There's also a VIP room. Nobody uses it.

The Lake Forest Park Deja Vu at the Bothell end of 522 (Pandora is at the Seattle end) is "outside the city" and has, during the day shift, flexible rules. Sometimes.

These caveats are why Pandora is the safe bet.

[BlueSteel90]

I'll go to strip clubs twice a week. But never Kittens.

Do you have other places to recommend, other then pandoras?

[Randy Darwin]

Thats why I no longer show up there.

I'll go to strip clubs twice a week. But never Kittens.

[BlueSteel90]

I don't think much can be done. If you complain to the bouncers, they are going to side on the girl and toss you out, because the girls are the bouncer's biggest customers (being subtle here. But think about it). Because Kittens charges the cheapest fee in town to work there, they have lots of young newbies, which attracts more men. The only way the management would change is if guys quit showing up.

Thats why I no longer show up there.

[Michael1967]

That makes sense. The reliable ones should talk to the management. I don't have a clue on what the management can do exactly but they should chase these girls out. Pandoras has less varieties but I like it more.

I don't think much can be done. If you complain to the bouncers, they are going to side on the girl and toss you out, because the girls are the bouncer's biggest customers (being subtle here. But think about it). Because Kittens charges the cheapest fee in town to work there, they have lots of young newbies, which attracts more men. The only way the management would change is if guys quit showing up.

[BlueSteel90]

I have a few clients that are dancers at Kitten's. I've told them about the really negative feedback that I've been hearing about Kittens (not just here, but elsewhere, too). They attribute it to the demise of BP and that they have ridiculous amount of younger dancers there that are trying to scam every customer that goes in there.

That makes sense. The reliable ones should talk to the management. I don't have a clue on what the management can do exactly but they should chase these girls out. Pandoras has less varieties but I like it more.

[Michael1967]

It happened to me in Kittens VIP. Be aware!

I have a few clients that are dancers at Kitten's. I've told them about the really negative feedback that I've been hearing about Kittens (not just here, but elsewhere, too). They attribute it to the demise of BP and that they have ridiculous amount of younger dancers there that are trying to scam every customer that goes in there.

[BlueSteel90]

After.

If a stripper wants you to pay before, it's a rip off waiting to happen.

Example. VIP Rooms. Girls will promise you the moon to get you to buy one from the club, and prepay the club. But once you're in there, the service goes way downhill, because you paid first.

It happened to me in Kittens VIP. Be aware!

[Asianguy]

What are the VIP rooms like a Rick's? Fully private or semi private? Prices?

Thanks!

[Randy Darwin]

Straight to the point with my question: Do the ladies expect cash before the dances, or after? I like it in my home town where if you like what the lady is doing, you just say keep going, and the flow isn't interrupted--then you settle after the dances. Thanks in advance!

After.

If a stripper wants you to pay before, it's a rip off waiting to happen.

Example. VIP Rooms. Girls will promise you the moon to get you to buy one from the club, and prepay the club. But once you're in there, the service goes way downhill, because you paid first.

[Lewdovico]

Straight to the point with my question: Do the ladies expect cash before the dances, or after? I like it in my home town where if you like what the lady is doing, you just say keep going, and the flow isn't interrupted--then you settle after the dances. Thanks in advance!

It works exactly the same way here.

Just make sure you verbally agree on the price per dance.

[Lingman]

Straight to the point with my question: Do the ladies expect cash before the dances, or after? I like it in my home town where if you like what the lady is doing, you just say keep going, and the flow isn't interrupted--then you settle after the dances. Thanks in advance!

[DocBilly]

Hey! Not exactly a strip xlub but has anyone been to your Fantasy Espresso? I believe its up north. Pretty nasty hoes as baristas, I suspect something else apart of coffee is served. Any clues?

[Leo The Lion]

Checked out Pandora's and when I first got there. I thought it was going to be a dead night.

All of a sudden, all these girls started coming out of nowhere. The amount of girls, and their looks are better than Rick's for sure!

I also found condom wrappers in the bathroom. So we know something is going down.

I asked the few that came up to me, if they worked outside. And one said she was an escort from Miami, but she wouldn't give any numbers unless I bought a dance but I was out of cash. Blew it all away on the stage! I dunno if it was the beer goggles, but the girls all looked so good tonight. My coworker and I threw ones nonstop.

I'm going back next week to try again, and buy some dances and see what we get.

And I got another crazy one who got mad at me when I said I didn't want a dance, I always seem to attract the crazy, pushy ones.