Tijuana Reports

[Chaos23]

Tommorow at noon. . would be nice to avoid the twenty they always get me for (walking in) since I have just DL and an expired passport. Any way around this?

Yeah get global entry or sentri.

[Sugadaddy01]

Tommorow at noon. . would be nice to avoid the twenty they always get me for (walking in) since I have just DL and an expired passport. Any way around this?

[Five]

Looking to head down next Friday afternoon and spend some time at HK and where ever else looks fun. No too much experience down there but the times I have been I enjoyed. About me- 47, chill, experienced traveler- no drama just want to have some fun. Anyone else thinking of going want to hang out? Would like to be headed back by like 8 or so. If Friday doesn't work then Saturday daytime would be fun too. PM me. 5.

[BearBare]

Very surprising. Ready lane was still there 3 days ago.

Not in PedWest. I crossed Saturday (4 days ago) and last Friday. Both days no Ready lane. This last time I got more specific asking why and they got really quiet. I said "Oh is this something I will have to read about in a classified setting?" And he got.

Real quiet again. Finally he said "write your congressman. Its the only way it changes. " I asked "oh, so political not physical security related?" He nodded.

[Rosco Rules]

This is fairly surprising. They had Ready lane up until about 3 weeks ago I believe. I am wondering if they stopped it because most of the passports have the RFID now. Not really certain about VISA's however.

Very surprising. Ready lane was still there 3 days ago.

[MooseNuckle]

I've been going to Tijuana now for about 15 years, maybe twice a year, but last weekend I decided to make my first solo trip and my first day trip.

Got to Hong Kong around 3 pm, surprisingly there were a lot of hot girls in there already. I was relieved to see that the Vag to Dick ratio was about 2:1. I walked around the club a bit checking out the talent then finally sat down at one of the booths and ordered a drink. There was no cover charge and I wasn't given a beer.

This girl named Sara came over and we started to chat for a bit. She had some nicely done C-cups, blonde hair, with a nice natural ass. She asked if I wanted to go upstairs but I wanted to find out about the VIP room. The room itself is . 6 (30 minutes and 6 drinks) and I negotiated her down to. 6.

I was expecting one of the little rooms with the glass door I had ask before in another post, but this room was like a skybox at Dodger stadium. It had a long L shaped "leather" couch, one wall was one-way glass where you look down at the strip poles below, AC, and the drinks.

Sara stripped and danced for me, she let me FIV and suck on those great looking tits, then she put on the cover and began a very energetic BJ. She rode me cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggie, and finally blew my load mish on the couch. I don't know how I lasted through all that, she was talking dirty and moaning the whole time. Extremely hot!

The 30 minutes were up, we got dressed and off I went to get me some street tacos from around the corner.

Next I entered AB. The V to D ratio here was about 4:1. There was a group of bikers ("Los Vagos"?) who were checking out every possible girl that walked next to them. By checking out I mean grabbing their ass, tits etc, but not really tipping or taking any girls up. A bit rude I thought.

While I was sipping on my rum and coke a girl approached me. I don't know what it was but from the moment I saw I knew we were going to fuck. She was so sensual in the way she walked, talked, batter her eyes at me etc. We sat towards the back of the club, the newer area, where she started rubbing grabbing my hands and putting them all over herself. We pretty much made out unbothered for about 20 minutes until the fucking waiters started to come over asking me if I was going to buy the girl another drink.

We moved the party upstairs, and oh man, what a party. We got naked right away, and before I had laid down on the bed she was giving me a BBBJ. All mouth no teeth. We got on the bed where she BJ continued and I put my fingers in her pussy. Then she said 'you can do anything you want' and started to finger her own ass, she blew me and I fingered her puss.

I couldn't wait any longer and told her to ride me. Her ass was tight! We had to go really slow at first because she had trouble taking it all in, but she was a trooper. After a few minutes she was taking it all in like a champ. We then changed to doggie and I couldn't hold it any longer, it told I was going to cum, I pulled out, came in her mouth and she swallowed every last drop! I love this girl!! Too bad I forgot her name already.

After this I was sure where to go anymore. It was still daylight outside and the paraditas don't look that good in the sun. I went back to HK, still no cover charge!

Back at HK I could tell new, hotter girls were starting to arrive, and with the that prices had gone up. I couple of girls I talked to wanted 1. And wouldn't go lower than. 8. I sat there for maybe half an hour touching butts, pussies and boobs, drinking some more, just enjoying myself and already reminiscing about the awesome time I'd just had and how I didn't think nothing was going to top it.

HK was starting to get really crowded now V to D ratio of 1:1 maybe, so I went to Adelitas again. This place was still empty. Some of the bikers had already left. A lot of the girls here were older, not as hot, and just looked tired. I was getting ready to finish my drink and maybe go to Chavelas or Chicago when this young girl, with a mouth full of braces, asked if I wanted some company.

I don't remember this girl's name either, but she had an owl tattooed on her right thigh, and some little tiny birds on her left shoulder. She had a great attitude, she was funny, not pushy at all. We talked and laughed for while, had a couple of drinks then we went upstairs. She wanted. 8 but took. 6. She gave an amazing CBJ then she rode me cowgirl style for a while. This is the first time that this has happened but my dick felt kind of sore. So I pulled out and instead decided to just suck on her tits and finger her until she came. Yes, she came. She said she liked that I had really soft hands and that I was very gentle with her. Awww, so was so sweet.

At 9 pm I decided to call it quits, and go home. My night wasn't over yet. After two hours in line I finally made it the border where the border patrol gave me the third degree. They asked me all kinds of questions, banged on my car with their damn screwdriver all over the place, turned my car inside out, brought the fucking dog. Then they told me I was being sent to secondary inspection where they X-rayed my car and I don't know what else. All in all it took about 3 hours before they finally told me I was good to go. Assholes!! Ruined a perfectly awesome day!

[MongerSeeker]

This is fairly surprising. They had Ready lane up until about 3 weeks ago I believe. I am wondering if they stopped it because most of the passports have the RFID now. Not really certain about VISA's however.

Ready Lane no longer exists. You will be in the General Visitors line unless you have SENTRi. So if you literally only saw 2-3 people in the building then you're unaffected. If you commonly see a few people in Gen Visitors, then imagine yourself waiting behind them.

My normal 5-10 minute wait was 45 minutes. I've crossed 3 times now with no Ready and CBP highly encouraging people to write their senator to complain. I might go tonight as well.

[BearBare]

These days I take pedwest. I cross in the evenings. The wait is always less 5 minutes. In most cases there is only 1 or 2 people ahead of me in the ready lane.

Ready Lane no longer exists. You will be in the General Visitors line unless you have SENTRi. So if you literally only saw 2-3 people in the building then you're unaffected. If you commonly see a few people in Gen Visitors, then imagine yourself waiting behind them.

My normal 5-10 minute wait was 45 minutes. I've crossed 3 times now with no Ready and CBP highly encouraging people to write their senator to complain. I might go tonight as well.

[Captain Solo]

HK is crowded on week nights and packed tight on weekends. It has gotten famous internationally. Every night groups of guys arrive from other continents in HK limo with big luggage, spending week-long vacation in sexy, hedonistic parties with pretty, young girls, just like the old Roman emperors.

HK chicas are getting jaded, demanding big money for quick, dirty sessions. Lots of new guys and guys from out of state would quickly pay their high offers.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

Nice to see a post from the Captain! I haven't spent any time over on the international board. I actually miss seeing the Captain's posts. I don't have a trip to Tijuana planned. I might have to remedy that soon!

[DCrist0527]

Drove down to HK with a wingman Thursday night. HK now charges $7 for a Heinekein at the door Thursday, Fri and Sat. There were lots of people waiting to get into the club, including an Asian tour group with middle-aged couples. HK Thurs through Sat nights are now too crowded and expensive, not as good as Tues and Wed nights.

Nice to see a post from the Captain! I haven't spent any time over on the international board. I actually miss seeing the Captain's posts. I don't have a trip to Tijuana planned. I might have to remedy that soon!

[MongerSeeker]

These days I take pedwest. I cross in the evenings. The wait is always less 5 minutes. In most cases there is only 1 or 2 people ahead of me in the ready lane.

If you walk or drive in ready Lanes, they effed the pedestrian Ready. A 10 min wait in Ready on the app was bullshiite. 30-40 as all traffic is one except Sentri.

[BearBare]

If you walk or drive in ready Lanes, they effed the pedestrian Ready. A 10 min wait in Ready on the app was bullshiite. 30-40 as all traffic is one except Sentri.

[Captain Solo]

Drove down to HK with a wingman Thursday night. HK now charges $7 for a Heinekein at the door Thursday, Fri and Sat. There were lots of people waiting to get into the club, including an Asian tour group with middle-aged couples. HK Thurs through Sat nights are now too crowded and expensive, not as good as Tues and Wed nights.

There were lots of hot girls. Yselle is a tall, lanky, pretty, smiling girl with light skin, brown plastic glasses frame, perfectly round, natural B cups. She was dancing on bar Kowloon, probably one of the prettiest girl in the club. She was always chatting, kidding and smiling sweetly, lots of touching, hugging with her friends and meseros. She was a prima beautiful and charming package. Management scheduled her to strip a couple times during the 9-11 PM peak hours. I gave her a couple $1 propinas, kissed her face, squeezed her boobs. Boobs were real, natural, spongy to the squeeze, looking delicious, but her muscles were soft and mushy. She acted nice, sweet and pretty to me.

My wingman was smitten, had to bag her. He waited for her to finish drinking and fucking a guy until close to midnight, then took her to hotel Cascada for $100, telling her he had been waiting for her all night. She demanded money upfront, refused to blow him, would not let him finger her pussy or touch her body anywhere. Each item costed $20 more. She jacked him rudely to get him hard, then no kissing, no touching her boobs and her body ect. He got the coldest, hardest and most restrictive session of his life. I wish he write up this fiasco in more details so the bros can avoid similar problems.

At least half dozen girls approached me with offer for BBBJ and sex for $80, which could usually be negotiated down to $60. For that I would make sure they agree to BBBJ, "chuparme sin condom," "sexo sin restricions" ect. A couple years back a HK girl insisted that I do a noncontact sex session via remote control with her. She would prop up my torso with both arms and not allowed me to squeeze her rock-hard boobs due to problems with the implants. Also had a few HK girls with extremely offensive dead-fish stenches out of their pussies fouling up the room, such that I had to ask them to leave quickly.

While the girls may react differently to each guy depending on his personality, HK girls have gotten way too expensive and unreliable for even a half-way decent fuck session. Locals and regulars have easier times with girls they know, but new, occasional visitors should make sure the girls agree to the deals in details. HK is fun to hang out with friends, drinking, watching and groping hot girls, but equally young, hot, pretty, attractive street girls right outside HK's back door can do hot, friendly, sexy session for one fifth HK's price. Instead of feeding the egos of haughty HK girls, the bros should just walk out to the alley and do 5 nice, sweet, pretty street girls for each HK girl. I found the smiling, young, pretty Karen near the Ninos corner again, took her to her hotel for 300 pesos. She was as pretty and sexy as HK's top 10%, but was smiling, kidding, playing with me before and after the session, making the session erotic, fun, sexy.

The wingman went out for tacos. When returning the doorman insisted he buy another $7 beer despite the fact he already bought one. I called the boss to report the problem; the door guy quickly caved. He was in fear that If he breaks the boss' rule, he may be fired. The bros can still have some sweet, sexy times in HK. Just don't let the little girls run over you like a steam roller. The bros should learn how to act like bosses and make sure they get fair deals with love and respect from the chicas.

[Captain Solo]

You can get anything in HK if you are willing to pay. Guys have reported getting BBBJ and full services in the VIP booths, also in the tiny the lap dance booths in Miami.

You need to find the willing girls. Buy her a bucket so you can occupy her for at least half an hour. Jam the seat against the door so the meseros cannot badge in mid session. Start drinking and making out with your honey. Depending how hot you are and how much you want to pay, she may get so hot and horny she would rip her panties off and and ride you hard while looking down on the horny guys in the club hehe.

Does anybody know what it takes to bang at chick in the upstairs booths at HK? Last time I was there I took a girl to the booth for the first time and it seemed like a good place to fuck but she said no. Also there was a guy sort of outside the door but not really checking on us until the time was up.

Yes I know you can take them to the motel, but this is something I'd like to try if I can.

Thanks.

[MooseNuckle]

You mean VIP? Yes, there is sex in VIP. If you mean where everyone can see you upstairs booth? No. No sex there. If that's your thing, suggest Playboy or Golden Palace (people can sorta see in booth by stage).

I said booth because I'm not sure what to call it. It's not like a restaurant booth, but more like a superman telephone booth. Very small, with a bench inside, and frosted glass door. Is this the VIP you're speaking of? If it is, this chick lied to me and I thought she had a heart of gold hahaha.

BTW, thanks for hte Playboy and Golden Palace tip. Whenever I go my buddy only wants to stick to HK or Adelitas.