Strip Club Reports

[CaliNative]

So there are two Cali girls but the one in Santa Ana is the place to go. Used to have two regulars that put in work in the VIP room. Unfortunately one left the state but this new one I met. She definitely puts in that effort the whole entire time.

[CGFitness]

If you have enough $$ anything is possible with the right dancer.

Thank you. Will this occur in the lap dance area, VIP, or after her shift?

[Oswalt]

If you have enough $$ anything is possible with the right dancer.

Thanks Oswalt! Ultra high mileage as in FS is a possibility?

[CGFitness]

Ultra High Mileage.

Thanks Oswalt! Ultra high mileage as in FS is a possibility?

[Lovergrrl]

That's a bit TOO gritty for most of us, lol.

You can cruise the gritty streets of Stanton, specifically, along Beach Blvd. Just beware of the trannies when you get close to GG Blvd.

Dutch.

[Oswalt]

Ultra High Mileage.

Haha I see sorry but what does UHM mean.

[DutchTreat]

You can cruise the gritty streets of Stanton, specifically, along Beach Blvd. Just beware of the trannies when you get close to GG Blvd.

Dutch.

Tijuana's is pretty well known as an UHM place overall, and the girls run the gamut of sizes & colors so that chances are there is someone for everyone who visits.

And if you do somehow wind up leaving unfulfilled there is an AMP next door.

[CGFitness]

Tijuana's is pretty well known as an UHM place overall, and the girls run the gamut of sizes & colors so that chances are there is someone for everyone who visits.

And if you do somehow wind up leaving unfulfilled there is an AMP next door.

Haha I see sorry but what does UHM mean.

[Lovergrrl]

Does she give extras and how much?

Tijuana's is pretty well known as an UHM place overall, and the girls run the gamut of sizes & colors so that chances are there is someone for everyone who visits.

And if you do somehow wind up leaving unfulfilled there is an AMP next door.

[TotalGrip]

Does she give extras and how much?

Honestly: I don't know.

She was very handsy and allowed me to be handsy. I think HJ and FIV are negotiable. My guess: $40 tip. But again. I don't know for certain.

I was posting more-so for the guys who. Like me. Love slim, naturally-busty women. She was pretty and pleasant as well.

[CGFitness]

Tijuana's Showgirls / Tijuana's Theater / Tijuana's.

Nala. Like the fictional lioness in Disney's Lion King.

Beautiful, young, tight-bodied, fresh, sweet, big boobies, and black.

Girl is a very approachable, social, and beautiful woman.

Really, really, really great natural d-cup breasts. Top notch!

Gave a great, sexy, provocative topless lap dance.

Ya'll! I'm in love!

Does she give extras and how much?

[CoolDude714]

Back in June, I went to Tijuana's on a late night and met this beautiful asian girl name "kim" and she has big natural D's. Got a couple lap dance from her and that was it. Has anyone got more than just a dance from her?

[TotalGrip]

Tijuana's Showgirls / Tijuana's Theater / Tijuana's.

Nala. Like the fictional lioness in Disney's Lion King.

Beautiful, young, tight-bodied, fresh, sweet, big boobies, and black.

Girl is a very approachable, social, and beautiful woman.

Really, really, really great natural d-cup breasts. Top notch!

Gave a great, sexy, provocative topless lap dance.

Ya'll! I'm in love!

[TotalGrip]

I recommend wearing a rubber, which is cheaper (you can get a box at the 99 cent store (really)) and allows for a better "feel" than the diaper. This also gives you the flexibility of other types of "lap dances".

At buddahead: I vaguely remember trying that a couple times. I think I got uncomfortable when I wasn't hard, or it rolled off, or something. Because. Yes, it is cheaper and way more accessible to do it that way. But for some reason I stopped doing that method.

TO THE AUDIENCE: if you are reading this, try the condom method first. (Also, I got propositioned by a stripper once, and having that condom ready would've been helpful.).

[BuddhaHead]

So, I've seen a lot of reviews for Strip Clubs being a "bad return on investment. " To which I agree. HOWEVER, I now use a product called Liquid Lap Dance. Basically it is a bikini with a rubber compartment. You put on the thin bikini, stick your junk in and lube up the rubber compartment, and when you get the lap dance just bust in the compartment. Wear thin pants: business pants, sweat pants, workout pants (my favorite is the thin polyester-silk-like lined business pants). You get your junk grinded on by a hottie and if she's good enough she can get you to cum with no clean-up required. Rest a bit, then get another chick....

I recommend wearing a rubber, which is cheaper (you can get a box at the 99 cent store (really)) and allows for a better "feel" than the diaper. This also gives you the flexibility of other types of "lap dances".