Massage Parlor Reports

[LikFolk]

http://miami.backpage.com/Therapeuti...-area/25590305

3900 NW 79 Ave Suite 603.

Very nice massage. The fans blowing my therapist's hair was a nice touch. Really helped me relax. Recommended.

[Smiley305]

Hey what are some good AMP with good older asian woman willing to do FS? PM me or reply please.

[Smiley305]

It's been a long week for me so I decided to call up Ni-Ce for a massage and therapeutic relief. Called her up and she informed me that she's at a different AMP off of 67th ave and SW 24th st. Evidently it is the same owner so she alternates at times. She did advise that she'll be back on 84th and Bird next week. Once I got there, I told her to make the only other employee there to go on break so we can have more privacy. She made it happen.

Nice massage, short CBJ session, banged her in mish and k-9, ending with a HJ to completion. I must say it was sexy hearing her say "I coming" over and over with that cute little accent. Clearly her sweet spot seems to be in the mish position. Closed it out with a table shower and off I went.

Total damage: $1 including the house fee, FS, and table shower. Can't beat it. Until next time gentlemen.

Wow man would love to go and meet her do you have a number I can reach her at?

[AToyForYou]

Been to a few places along 163st but always have bad experience and I reek like grease afterwards.

I reported a good experience while back with the AMP on 163rd st and NE 20th ave. I went there without any expectations (or very much money) as I was expecting to be disappointed but I turned out to be caught with my pants down (literally.) Linked up with Cindy, a cute tall asian that allowed me to roam, suck on her tits, and gave me a HJ all for only a. 20 tip.

Granted, I grossly underpaid her but I was truly was not prepared and was expecting an experience similar to what NormalGuy had reported. Link is below. Enjoy.

http://miami.backpage.com/Therapeuti...-2039/27818859

[AToyForYou]

It's been a long week for me so I decided to call up Ni-Ce for a massage and therapeutic relief. Called her up and she informed me that she's at a different AMP off of 67th ave and SW 24th st. Evidently it is the same owner so she alternates at times. She did advise that she'll be back on 84th and Bird next week. Once I got there, I told her to make the only other employee there to go on break so we can have more privacy. She made it happen.

Nice massage, short CBJ session, banged her in mish and k-9, ending with a HJ to completion. I must say it was sexy hearing her say "I coming" over and over with that cute little accent. Clearly her sweet spot seems to be in the mish position. Closed it out with a table shower and off I went.

Total damage: $1 including the house fee, FS, and table shower. Can't beat it. Until next time gentlemen.

[Llango28]

This is on Bird RD and 84th Ave, this is one of the most talk AMP'S in this forum.

Hey what's the address to this place? Pm me please looking for an AMP but looking for asian women.

[Smiley305]

Anybody know of any good AMP with older asian woman willig to do FS or give good bbbbj? Pm me the address or repost please.

[Smiley305]

Sup guys, it's been a while since I reported due to a force retirement (economics) and I'm sad to report that after all the good comments that this AMP got I couldn't resist anymore.

I get there in the afternoon 4:30 to be exact, there was a lady watching TV and she proceeded to to call for Linda, Linda comes to the front collects my payment of 60 cents for the hour and to the room we go, the massage was OK even though it started with the towel covering me. On the flip I start to explore the azz while she was doing the typical play from the chest to the boys. The fail came when we start the negotiation, she ask if I want HJ I say no I want kitty while I touched the kitty, she says OK it's $ I counter saying that I only have 60 more cents (techniques used by another monger that worked) she says no that for that only HJ, I'm like hell no that's too much for just HJ, we go back an forth for way to long for my liking until she won and I had to settle for CBJ.

She tells me that next time she will do me for 80 cents.

Even though it wasn't a total loss I walked out disappointed because I went in with high expectations.

Linda is an older lady with a decent body, small be cup that didn't have a bra to cover them.

I'm still not sure if I will go back to finally scratch the Asians girl out of my list. LOL.

Take care Llango.

Hey what's the address to this place? Pm me please looking for an AMP but looking for asian women.

[Llango28]

Sup guys, it's been a while since I reported due to a force retirement (economics) and I'm sad to report that after all the good comments that this AMP got I couldn't resist anymore.

I get there in the afternoon 4:30 to be exact, there was a lady watching TV and she proceeded to to call for Linda, Linda comes to the front collects my payment of 60 cents for the hour and to the room we go, the massage was OK even though it started with the towel covering me. On the flip I start to explore the azz while she was doing the typical play from the chest to the boys. The fail came when we start the negotiation, she ask if I want HJ I say no I want kitty while I touched the kitty, she says OK it's $ I counter saying that I only have 60 more cents (techniques used by another monger that worked) she says no that for that only HJ, I'm like hell no that's too much for just HJ, we go back an forth for way to long for my liking until she won and I had to settle for CBJ.

She tells me that next time she will do me for 80 cents.

Even though it wasn't a total loss I walked out disappointed because I went in with high expectations.

Linda is an older lady with a decent body, small be cup that didn't have a bra to cover them.

I'm still not sure if I will go back to finally scratch the Asians girl out of my list. LOL.

Take care Llango.

[Rico1000]

Bad massage.

Ugly girls.

Sad ending.

Waste of time and money.

Will never repeat. Ever.

This is the place in North Miami Beach in the same shopping plaza as Winn-Dixie. I understand there are other places with the same name that are better. This isn't one of them.

Been to a few places along 163st but always have bad experience and I reek like grease afterwards.

[Rico1000]

Last night my back was sore and I needed a little release so I thought those were two good reasons to visit one of the local AMPs. I stopped by the 95th Ave / Bird Rd spot on the second floor but as I parked, a group of 3 guys walked in so I bailed. I went to 84th Ave / Bird and asked for Angela based on reviews but was told she is "on vacation". I'm not really into Ni-Cee so I left. Tried Bird / 105th Ave but there was one lady and she was older and not very attractive. Next. Down 107th Ave to the place on 56th St (Miller). Same story, one chick, old and unattractive. No thanks. Kept going down 107th to 72nd St (Sunset). This time there are two girls and one is decent looking (Susan) so I try 30 minutes for $40. Massage was ok. Shoulders, back and legs but she kept telling me I needed an hour. I wasn't watching the clock so I was surprised when she said "Ok, you finish" So I flipped over and she looked at me with a blank stare. I blank stared back and asked "Are we done?" and she asks if I want more time. We were almost at the 30 minute mark and figured this wasn't going to end well so I said no thanks and got dressed. She stood there with the blank stare again and asked if I was going to take care of her. I figured the massage was decent so I gave her a $20 and left. Now I'm thinking I can't go home in this condition so I stop at 95th Ave and Bird again. There are two girls. One I've been with before. Long hair, early twenties, bigger body. I think her name is Jennifer. She always wears sweatpants and walked in yawning. I asked who else was working and she said Lucy. She was decent looking and dressed more like a SE Asian SW. Little cut off jean shorts and a half top. Decent curves. I figured the massage might be weak but the ending will be better so I went with the 30 minute $40 deal. The first 10 minutes were solid, then the tickling, light touching bullshit started. 5 minutes into that she asks for the flip. She had walked out of the room every time the front door rang (3 times) which annoyed me because then you have to turn around each time to make sure some dude didn't just walk in to finish me off. The tickling continued, consciously avoiding the most important muscle of all. I reached around and felt some leg. She stopped and asked how much I was going to tip her while making the infamous HJ sign. I said depends on how good it is. She didn't really understand so she repeated the same thing. I hate when they do that. So I answered 40. She said only HJ no touching. I said what do you mean "no touching"? She said clothes off $100. $40 no touching. Crap, what the hell is going on tonight?? I got up and got dressed while she kept asking about the $40. I said no thanks and started walking out while she kept asking " what about tip?" I said you only massaged me for 10 minutes, no tip! Now I'm pissed. It was 11:30 pm so I hauled ass down the street back to 84th Ave and Ni-Cee was standing at the door. I made a "are you closed" motion and she said come in!. Once inside, another girl showed up, middle aged, not great looking (I think her name was Melissa) but at that point I only cared about one thing. So off I went on my third 30 min $40 adventure of the night. This time the massage was good. Strong hands. 20 minutes in I do the flip. Moderate roaming. So so technique. She had to work pretty hard to finish me off. She stopped twice to rest her arm. I probably wouldn't repeat with her unless I just wanted a solid massage. Gave her 40 tip and left, at peace. Pretty crappy for a $180 evening.

You must have been extra greasy and reeking of baby oil. I have been to those spots on a few occasions and never had a bad ending. I was at the lucky place a couple of weeks back, was with nana or something semi good looking did not really care for her, OK massage, only offered HE, I just passed, I was looking for some ass.

[Jack76]

Bad massage.

Ugly girls.

Sad ending.

"Sad ending". That's awesome. We need to add that to the forum dictionary.

SE. Sad ending. An unfulfilling conclusion to a session. Not a happy ending.

[Normal Guy]

Bad massage.

Ugly girls.

Sad ending.

Waste of time and money.

Will never repeat. Ever.

This is the place in North Miami Beach in the same shopping plaza as Winn-Dixie. I understand there are other places with the same name that are better. This isn't one of them.

[Jack76]

Last night my back was sore and I needed a little release so I thought those were two good reasons to visit one of the local AMPs. I stopped by the 95th Ave / Bird Rd spot on the second floor but as I parked, a group of 3 guys walked in so I bailed. I went to 84th Ave / Bird and asked for Angela based on reviews but was told she is "on vacation". I'm not really into Ni-Cee so I left. Tried Bird / 105th Ave but there was one lady and she was older and not very attractive. Next. Down 107th Ave to the place on 56th St (Miller). Same story, one chick, old and unattractive. No thanks. Kept going down 107th to 72nd St (Sunset). This time there are two girls and one is decent looking (Susan) so I try 30 minutes for $40. Massage was ok. Shoulders, back and legs but she kept telling me I needed an hour. I wasn't watching the clock so I was surprised when she said "Ok, you finish" So I flipped over and she looked at me with a blank stare. I blank stared back and asked "Are we done?" and she asks if I want more time. We were almost at the 30 minute mark and figured this wasn't going to end well so I said no thanks and got dressed. She stood there with the blank stare again and asked if I was going to take care of her. I figured the massage was decent so I gave her a $20 and left. Now I'm thinking I can't go home in this condition so I stop at 95th Ave and Bird again. There are two girls. One I've been with before. Long hair, early twenties, bigger body. I think her name is Jennifer. She always wears sweatpants and walked in yawning. I asked who else was working and she said Lucy. She was decent looking and dressed more like a SE Asian SW. Little cut off jean shorts and a half top. Decent curves. I figured the massage might be weak but the ending will be better so I went with the 30 minute $40 deal. The first 10 minutes were solid, then the tickling, light touching bullshit started. 5 minutes into that she asks for the flip. She had walked out of the room every time the front door rang (3 times) which annoyed me because then you have to turn around each time to make sure some dude didn't just walk in to finish me off. The tickling continued, consciously avoiding the most important muscle of all. I reached around and felt some leg. She stopped and asked how much I was going to tip her while making the infamous HJ sign. I said depends on how good it is. She didn't really understand so she repeated the same thing. I hate when they do that. So I answered 40. She said only HJ no touching. I said what do you mean "no touching"? She said clothes off $100. $40 no touching. Crap, what the hell is going on tonight?? I got up and got dressed while she kept asking about the $40. I said no thanks and started walking out while she kept asking " what about tip?" I said you only massaged me for 10 minutes, no tip! Now I'm pissed. It was 11:30 pm so I hauled ass down the street back to 84th Ave and Ni-Cee was standing at the door. I made a "are you closed" motion and she said come in!. Once inside, another girl showed up, middle aged, not great looking (I think her name was Melissa) but at that point I only cared about one thing. So off I went on my third 30 min $40 adventure of the night. This time the massage was good. Strong hands. 20 minutes in I do the flip. Moderate roaming. So so technique. She had to work pretty hard to finish me off. She stopped twice to rest her arm. I probably wouldn't repeat with her unless I just wanted a solid massage. Gave her 40 tip and left, at peace. Pretty crappy for a $180 evening.

[AToyForYou]

Well fellow writers, let me tell you about a good time I had at the place next to the Asian market on 84th. I drove up there from Homestead based on the strength of the reviews I've read, and had no trouble finding the correct location. I swear it seems like Bird is a veritable cornucopia of AMPs, kinda reminds me of Southern California actually. Anyway, I called ahead to see how many girls were working and the sweet lady on the other end of the line told me there would be 4 when I arrived. After doing the read ahead here, I stopped by the Lucky market and bought a cheap item to break a Jackson so I'the have $65 exactly when I walked in. Stashed my purchase in the car and then walked on in. Sitting in the front watching TV and wearing headphones was who I can only assume was Ni-Cee. She turned and looked at me and then smiling got up and greeted me. I told her I had called ahead and wanted to get an hour. She said sure thing, . 6 please (not. 65? Awesome), and then for some reason she backpedaled and said she'the get a girl from the back to take care of me. She called out in Chinese for someone in the back and at this point things got a little awkward because she handed me my cash back right as another customer walked in. Always just a little awkward when there are two of us in the lobby and we both know why we're here and such.

To whoever you were, sorry Lisa wasn't there for ya, but you busted my chance with Ni-Cee cause she was totally googaly eyed for you when you walked in.

Anyway, out from the back walks the other girl who greets me with a big smile, takes my arm and leads me back to a room. I would describe her as late 30's early 40's, spinner body, long brown hair, a good solid 6-7 in the face, 7-8 in the body. See cups would be my best guess, and a nice bottom. She asks how long I paid for and I tell her an hour. If it was possible her smile got a little bigger, rather Cheshire cat like, and she said "ok, I be back. " I start getting undressed and she comes back in right as I'm laying my pants on the stool and asks / gestures about money. I grin at her and explain that I wasn't sure what had been going on, but that the girl in the front handed me my money back, and then I happily forked over the 3 jacks. Again, big smile from her (I guess she was happy I didn't try to pull a fast one) and she pops out. I finish getting undressed, choose to ignore the towel (why the hell not) and hop on the table. She comes back in, dims the lights a little and then lightly runs her hand along my leg, over my arse, and up my back and to my head. OK I think, this is a good start. She begins with a dry rub all over, and I just got the vibe from the get go that this was going to be a very good experience. Her massage technique was actually pretty good, both on the dry and once she got the oil out; not too hard, but not a gentle tickle either.

Now, given then I had the good vibe going already, I decided to pull out all the stops early to see how far I could push my luck. She came around to in front of my head and was working my shoulders so I brought my arms around and encircled her tiny waist and then brought my hands up and proceeded to massage her tiny arse. This immediately elicited a giggle from her and she leaned forward ostensibly to press harder on my back, but in reality so she could push against my hands a little more. I had my head turned to the side as I'm doing this and she can see I've got a smile on my face and keeps giggling as she works and as I work. This is going really well, but as I said, I'm pushing my luck here, so I bring my hands around to the front and try to pull the front of her pants down. She pulls away, and I think, "shit I misread the situation". Nope, she had undone the tie on the front and loosened the pants for me.

BINGO!

Dropping all pretense at only receiving a massage, I decided to treat myself to a preview of what she was packing, and was very happy to discover a very light covering of hair (not bushy, trimmed) and a VERY soft but firm girl. Things proceeded rapidly from there, with her quickly walking around to the door and locking it as quietly as possible and then practically flinging her clothes off. We wasted no time getting a rubber on, and she gave a very lovely CBJ, actually seemed into it and was eager to mount me right on the table. VERY tight little lady, I was actually concerned I was hurting her, and asked as much to which she again giggled and said "no, just good" in her broken English. Suffice to say I did not last long, and even after I had finished she kept riding and grinding to get one more out for herself.

Afterward grabbed a quick shower, she brought me a cup of cold water, and kept hugging me saying "you come back again soon, you ask for me. ".

No talk of money what so ever, but I very happily gave her a good tip, and took several attempts to get her name right. Mi* was an absolute doll, and I think after writing this out, I'm going to go ahead and call and see if she's available.

Happy Hunting fellas.

ManG.

Mafiamang,

Great review buddy. I've seen Ni-Cee about 3 times now and although she's a good provider, I've gotten a little bored of her. Did you happen to catch the name of the broad in your review? Was it Lisa? Thanks.