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**Member #5950** · 10-16-12 21:48

Originally Posted by Dark Lotus [View Original Post]

Think I'm going to have to make a trip to warren

Make sure you stop by Sunrise Inn and grab their famous pizza and hamburger. They're conveniently across the street.

**Dark Lotus** · 10-16-12 13:35

Originally Posted by Book Man [View Original Post]

They were never raided.

Happy Mongering.

Think I'm going to have to make a trip to warren

**Book Man** · 10-16-12 12:33

Originally Posted by Dark Lotus [View Original Post]

http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRu...pa-23/11482209

They were never raided.

Happy Mongering.

**Dark Lotus** · 10-16-12 11:58

http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRu...pa-23/11482209

**Gabe Kotter** · 10-12-12 10:32

Since I havn't taken a trip to see in person, why are AMP ads cropping back up on BP?

I thought they were all shut down in Warren?

WTF.

Be safe and always check your 6

**KingIpinni** · 10-09-12 19:09

Originally Posted by SAM7032 [View Original Post]

This is just a thought and I am probably completely crazy, but. What would keep some guys from getting togeather and collecting money to build a 'Share with a buddy table shower facility'. I'm thinking six or eight rooms with seperate outside entrances. Each room with its own table shower, heating / air conditioning and meter monitoring minutes used. One person hired to keep the rooms clean. The girls would all be independent. The idea would be that 'couples' would rent the rooms for a pleasant table shower that one member of the couple gave to the other. Or maybe they gave each other a table shower. Whatever else happened would be between two consenting adults. One would have to be careful that no money was spent for sex. All the money spent was spent renting the room. BTW: I am not a senior member here and cannot be contacted to orchestrate anything like this. Nor do I live anywhere near Warren. I'm just saying.

They are called video booths! And yes you can have sex there (with yourself)! Don't worry, the City of Warren will find a way to shut it down. The HNIC will call for the police chief to stop all masterbation within city limits or find a way to sell license for wacking off.

**Fannima30** · 10-09-12 08:55

Originally Posted by SAM7032 [View Original Post]

meter monitoring minutes used.

Warren has some old used parking meters in storage that will be going up for auction at the end of the month. It's the annual surplus auction. The meters can then be retrofitted and placed outside each room. Need more time? Just run outside and fill the meter with more money.

**Member #5950** · 10-08-12 10:58

Originally Posted by SAM7032 [View Original Post]

This is just a thought and I am probably completely crazy, but. What would keep some guys from getting togeather and collecting money to build a 'Share with a buddy table shower facility'. I'm thinking six or eight rooms with seperate outside entrances. Each room with its own table shower, heating / air conditioning and meter monitoring minutes used. One person hired to keep the rooms clean. The girls would all be independent. The idea would be that 'couples' would rent the rooms for a pleasant table shower that one member of the couple gave to the other. Or maybe they gave each other a table shower. Whatever else happened would be between two consenting adults. One would have to be careful that no money was spent for sex. All the money spent was spent renting the room. BTW: I am not a senior member here and cannot be contacted to orchestrate anything like this. Nor do I live anywhere near Warren. I'm just saying.

There are rumors to this effect that something similiar to this idea is in the works but neither can or will be elaborated on this forum. Just know that seed money is being planted for some such event of favorites. Ok Timmy?

**Gdlint** · 10-08-12 10:05

Originally Posted by SAM7032 [View Original Post]

This is just a thought and I am probably completely crazy, but. What would keep some guys from getting togeather and collecting money to build a 'Share with a buddy table shower facility'. I'm thinking six or eight rooms with seperate outside entrances. Each room with its own table shower, heating / air conditioning and meter monitoring minutes used. One person hired to keep the rooms clean. The girls would all be independent. The idea would be that 'couples' would rent the rooms for a pleasant table shower that one member of the couple gave to the other. Or maybe they gave each other a table shower. Whatever else happened would be between two consenting adults. One would have to be careful that no money was spent for sex. All the money spent was spent renting the room. BTW: I am not a senior member here and cannot be contacted to orchestrate anything like this. Nor do I live anywhere near Warren. I'm just saying.

Sam-I agree with your 1st sentence. It's called a motel.

**SAM7032** · 10-07-12 17:25

This is just a thought and I am probably completely crazy, but. What would keep some guys from getting togeather and collecting money to build a 'Share with a buddy table shower facility'. I'm thinking six or eight rooms with seperate outside entrances. Each room with its own table shower, heating / air conditioning and meter monitoring minutes used. One person hired to keep the rooms clean. The girls would all be independent. The idea would be that 'couples' would rent the rooms for a pleasant table shower that one member of the couple gave to the other. Or maybe they gave each other a table shower. Whatever else happened would be between two consenting adults. One would have to be careful that no money was spent for sex. All the money spent was spent renting the room. BTW: I am not a senior member here and cannot be contacted to orchestrate anything like this. Nor do I live anywhere near Warren. I'm just saying.

**Bobo2** · 10-07-12 10:04

Originally Posted by Frank69 [View Original Post]

Ada will soon be interrogating errrrr asking innocent questions to make sure that the princess that was coming back was safe.

I wonder If Ada will actually work on those interrogating, I mean stern questions. It seems that asking them and anonying pervs really didn't do any good what so ever. In the long run no precatuicons taken like possable servalance tape did any good. Oh well we have one month till elections maybe the new year will bring some good news.

Give it up Frank. Nothing is going to happen after the elections. You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. Try stamp collecting or bird watching, I'm sure there are vultures circling over Warren.

At least you're better off than the Jeepster. I hear he's in intense therapy from not being able to warn people about the AMP's.

**Frank69** · 10-07-12 09:57

Ada will soon be interrogating errrrr asking innocent questions to make sure that the princess that was coming back was safe.

I wonder If Ada will actually work on those interrogating, I mean stern questions. It seems that asking them and anonying pervs really didn't do any good what so ever. In the long run no precatuicons taken like possable servalance tape did any good. Oh well we have one month till elections maybe the new year will bring some good news.

**Thee SuperDan** · 10-07-12 02:47

I was at 76 spa a few weeks ago, only 15 from Warren.

No slip and slide, but I still had a good time!

**PhlipPhlop** · 10-06-12 22:28

Originally Posted by Frank69 [View Original Post]

Anybody have anything to report?

Nada niente zilch nothing zero. I'm pretty sure on my last pass by sun I saw a tumble weed, which blew into the street and disappeared into a chuck hole the size of small car. Mike dewine probably gave it a thought to do some campaigning in the parking lot of fantacy, but really after these months passed he's smart enough to realize that no one NO ONE GIVES A SHIT well except for a couple, of do gooders who spend there time now baking apple pies but can't let them cool on there window ledges because the plethora of crack heads that fester in warren would and steal it on a good day and steal it and kill the chef on a bad day. The police chief probably watches all the surveillance cameras still being vigilant in case the human trafficking happens to actually crop up. One things for sure somewhere cookie is probably doing a slip and slide, some lucky bastards chin just hit the ground cause he just got a glimpse on nanas inch longs Kim is walking the kinks out of someone's back and ada will soon be interrogating errrrr asking innocent questions to make sure that the princess that was coming back was safe. A senior said to let it go it's over, maybe so but it was damn good times and I think back often. Good times

**Punter2012** · 10-06-12 21:30

Originally Posted by Frank69 [View Original Post]

Anybody have anything to report?

I can report that Warren is still a #hole and nothing can even grow there it's so #KED up.

As for useful reporting? Nada. Do miss our former friends and I hope they are doing well.