Massage Parlor Reports

**MassErrection** · 04-13-24 16:20

Gentleman, I highly suggest Ailee as your next GFE. Photos are accurate. She also gives great therapeutic massage.

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**ChrisNoit2** · 04-08-24 17:02

Originally Posted by NeilBeForEmee [View Original Post]

In a moment of weakness called the number for one of the agencies. working out of the La Quinta. Was promised 200 for VIP (bare). Got there and there were 2 gals. Early 40's, not terrible looking, implants. Demanded another 100 for both. So instead of leaving I went with it. Suffice to say their tactic is one to distract the other to slap on a raincoat. Terrible service all around.

Regular member alert.

Bro, remove your location in your reports please. We are all here to enjoy adult activities between two adults allowing consent. The admin already removed the number, now it's your turn to remove the actual location.

Thanks for reporting though.

**NeilBeForEmee** · 04-08-24 12:01

In a moment of weakness called the number for one of the agencies. [Deleted by Admin]; working out of the La Quinta. Was promised 200 for VIP (bare). Got there and there were 2 gals. Early 40's, not terrible looking, implants. Demanded another 100 for both. So instead of leaving I went with it. Suffice to say their tactic is one to distract the other to slap on a raincoat. Terrible service all around.

**ChrisNoit2** · 04-07-24 12:53

Originally Posted by NotLarge1 [View Original Post]

Went for a visit a couple of years ago. Massage is in her home bedroom. Her family, hubby and kids were there also. Awkward. Nice looking lady, good massage but nuttin else.

WTF, I would have a serious conversation about a new profession with my wife LOL.

**NotLarge1** · 04-06-24 11:43

Originally Posted by HughJload [View Original Post]

Has anyone toftt at inspire Thai spa in Burnsville? It looks like it's in a house.

Went for a visit a couple of years ago. Massage is in her home bedroom. Her family, hubby and kids were there also. Awkward. Nice looking lady, good massage but nuttin else.

**Hugh Jload** · 04-06-24 10:53

Has anyone toftt at inspire Thai spa in Burnsville? It looks like it's in a house.

**MinnyMassage** · 04-04-24 23:30

Originally Posted by HughJload [View Original Post]

Presently revealing my hammer. On fire.

Hopefully it's something that a little penicillin will cure! LOL.

**Hugh Jload** · 04-04-24 18:18

Originally Posted by Ddys11 [View Original Post]

Suelyn was fun but no DATY! Tina from Spanut. Not going into specifics but I really did enjoy our sessions. Wish I knew if she was still around. Probably the best was Coco. She officed near Crosstown and Cedar. Super cute and fun with many options.

Is coco retired? She was fun and her replacement is older, but from behind reminds me of college days, frfr.

**Hugh Jload** · 04-04-24 17:59

Marvelous sweetness on my tongue.

A luscious dance of light and dark.

Passion drips from a golden rung.

Lingering like a hidden spark.

Eager hands tapping into. Desire.

Sun-kissed liquid of celestial unity.

Yearning whispers softly yet couth.

Rolled up in the arms of serendipity.

Unusual elixir of love and youth.

Presently revealing my hammer. On fire.

**Deutsche205** · 04-04-24 14:22

Originally Posted by QuestR76 [View Original Post]

I need the MN rest from my Tucson vacation.

Absolutely agree with the great fun to be had when traveling vs. Here.

West coast has young beauties from Seattle to San Diego. LA girls like rotating to Phoenix, so selection gets good there as well. Florida rotates girls from NY and the Miami ladies travel the state as well.

Shame I joined the hobby too late to enjoy anything local, but a cheap flight and some saved up cash can make up for it.

**QuestR76** · 04-03-24 21:18

Originally Posted by QuestR76 [View Original Post]

On my way to winter vacation in Tucson (my list has 10 great offerings of the more than 50 in Tucson) Sex vacation as AMP's are abundant. Great service inc FS for less than $$ including hour house fee. Girls often 8+ if you follow the guide. Been using AAMP and travelers last few years in MN. But often disappointed. Have yet to find another ATF (been years here in MN) Almost had one who regularly visited from Vegas. But Bloomington sting scared her or the customer base. AAMP's still not a good way to find consistent value. Even CaptainHonest recommended booker lacked consistency. But I did find a st Micheal girl working local AMP. Promises or possibility abounds. And as always YMMV, But for me, my 4 K Tucson budget for a month will probably take the edge off. I know some of you will think my budget to high. Remember this is MN winter vacation money. I've ventured into real relationship dating. Each experience cost me more than a grand per week of the relationship. Now massages do not replace all that a "R" offers, but it does take the edge off. Plus my game isn't what it use to be, because the prize also does not draw as much as it use to. And I'm older, fatter & slower. Plus the money creates a fair trade. Youth and looks are expensive to maintain.

So my rotation is Coco at Winterspring early, Eva at SixStar off Houghton midday, Cindy at Yanan late because the nearby Sushi place was excellent. And Lubi (Sun spa) anytime as she is the only one who gave me her direct cell. But then again I've visited her at least 20+ times over the last 3 years. Although, Aloha at Curves (strip club) did the same. But that was expensive teasing. Others encouraged a call, but I choose the drive by and if the parking area was empty stop in. Plus Coco liked my Sunday morning consitancy. Now at $$ a visit my budget did get used up, but to do an hour massage everyday for weeks is almost to much. I need the MN rest from my Tucson vacation.

**JButter9** · 04-03-24 18:38

Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]

Did I miss something?

Yeah I'm not sure I'm buying it LOL.

**AdoroCulo** · 04-03-24 16:17

Originally Posted by HughJload [View Original Post]

Had the opportunity to tap one of the MapLes today as it hovered over me.

I decided my hammer was too big, and the tree was very oLd (maybe 65) and dry, so decided to Leave it be.

There was a sapling to be seen (maybe 29), but it had a fairly thick trunk with small branches and Leaves.

Pure poetry, bro.

**Tp482** · 04-03-24 12:31

Just wondering if anyone has a non-Asian massage parlor recommendation? I just wanted to try something a bit different.

**LastsLonger** · 04-03-24 11:13

Originally Posted by HughJload [View Original Post]

Had the opportunity to tap one of the MapLes today as it hovered over me.

I decided my hammer was too big, and the tree was very oLd (maybe 65) and dry, so decided to Leave it be.

There was a sapling to be seen (maybe 29), but it had a fairly thick trunk with small branches and Leaves.

Interesting, although the tree was open and ready to be tapped, the tap was not allowed. Has anyone seen the mouth ever water the seedling?