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10-04-22 19:25 #15131
Posts: 922Originally Posted by Swcdt [View Original Post]
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10-04-22 17:13 #15130
Posts: 12Table
Originally Posted by LandRover20 [View Original Post]
It was a table shower. All in all it was pretty clean but the light is kept pretty low for the most part so it's not impossible that I missed something. There weren't any unpleasant smells at the very least.
Also, I apologize to anyone I riled up using the abbreviation. I'm a bit of an older member and still use the abbreviations out of habit, not as a means to confuse or deceive. Meant no harm.
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10-04-22 17:10 #15129
Posts: 214Monopoly
Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]
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10-04-22 16:18 #15128
Posts: 922Joy Tui Na -
Originally Posted by RGonzo [View Original Post]
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10-04-22 16:02 #15127
Posts: 35I was hoping the shortage of appointments was a rarity and not the norm. It's happened a couple of times now, haven't been back nor answered her text messages since the last time.
Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]
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10-04-22 15:41 #15126
Posts: 4328Originally Posted by MrCruzer [View Original Post]
She informed me that her cuddle session would create an erection and she was happy to watch me finish it myself if I wanted it done.
Based on her comments to me on the phone, I was very unsure of where the appointment would end up, HE and location were not clear. Was she waiting for dick in hand to up charge a HE?
So I prepared for my Tuesday Cuddle appointment on Monday by seeing Breezii for an amazing love making session including DATY, she tasted divine
https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...i/299072978586
Her love making definitely tamped down any anxious feeling about whether I'm getting HE with cuddles or not. Cuddle session sounded amazing, I received a confirmation message this morning and cancelled due to her location. (Mobil Home Park).
I wasn't sure of the ending so I scheduled a BBBJ with Jenna immediately after the cuddle session was due to end.
Jenna has never cancelled on me so I decided to keep my appointment with her. Jenna never spills a drop, I will repeat! https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...a/024860107502.
Like to thank my go to girls for helping me get a good prostate report from the doctor yesterday.
Ashley the expert, Breezii is willing, Jenna said she will if she's in the mood (buzzed). MrCruzer should get his new girl on board with full body massage inside and out.
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10-04-22 14:01 #15125
Posts: 922So many pages, so little time!
Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]
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10-04-22 09:52 #15124
Posts: 4328Tasha
Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]Originally Posted by MrCruzer [View Original Post]
Her Craig's list ad is down / expired. I had an appointment this morning and cancelled after she sent me the address. I'm not knocking anyone who lives in a trailer but I don't prefer to get my services in a trailer park. That's why I do a lot of car dates. Since it is a private residence, I like to research who might be in the home. Current resident is listed as Daniel and past resident Tasha(real name?). With the past resident having the same name, I assume it's true. I told her I think I'll pass based on the address(change) which was originally pinned in the business district of E. Beltline and Plainfield (in her Craig's list ad).
I think this is red flag number 3 for me.
I'm sure she's a nice person with reasonable rates but not for me. I think she would be better off in a salon like Wonder, screen them there and when a client wants more meet them in her home. I think too much traffic in a trailer park will be very noticeable, likely ending soon due to nosey neighbors.
She has texted snarky replies due to my cancellation. I get it and forgive her.
Hopefully MrCruzer can advise her not to use her real name when communicating with mongers.
She wanted me to step out of my vehicle and stretch my legs while waiting for her.
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10-04-22 09:27 #15123
Posts: 20[Deleted by Admin]
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10-04-22 09:17 #15122
Posts: 4328Originally Posted by Tommey [View Original Post]
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/cust...=Abbreviations
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10-04-22 09:04 #15121
Posts: 1117I too agree
Originally Posted by Tommey [View Original Post]
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10-03-22 23:16 #15120
Posts: 201Talk'and about code
Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]
By the by, I didn't notice anything on there about dreaming or garbling dollar amounts. I did learn a new phrase though. I'm going to ask for a half and half next time I'm out.
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10-03-22 21:54 #15119
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10-03-22 21:47 #15118
Posts: 922Codes
Check out the Forum Abbreviations page and you'll find that codes for Mongering are fairly universal. Just a few variations from Forum to Forum.
3 Barrys is a classic and no doubt a Michigan original.
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10-03-22 20:45 #15117
Posts: 360Code
My favorite is when someone says they paid three Barrys for an hr massage meaning they paid three 20 dollar bills since Barry Sanders wore the number 20.
Originally Posted by Tommey [View Original Post]