Streetwalker Reports

[Chik Fil A]

No one is really out anymore, correct?

No one good at least. I've gone full call girl as a result, practically paying the same rates to play in my car, the only downside is theyre very firm on the CBJ. The girls are way better looking and younger too. Have you seen the chicks posting from indianapolis? Idk what their ads are doing on chicago threads but holy fuck a 3 hour drive does not seem that bad when the pussy looks that good. I've done verification with 3 and they are real just haven't had time to make that drive. Seriously though idk WTF indianapolis got going on but all the snow bunnys seem to migrate there 😪.

In my experience a lot of the good ones are usually gone by late afternoon and most usually come out with the goal to make enough to score a hit or hits and then duck back to wherever theyre staying. If you feel like you have the patience and luck for a good one, I highly recommend Jess, Eve, or Emily (dog). Some of the greatest head I've had in my life. Thats just 5th tho MDW always wants extra for BBBJ unles they love The Rock©️.

[Chik Fil A]

I was out at the MDW stroll yesterday too.

Many hours with nothing to show.

Did see a car turn left in front of a pickup truck at 50th and Cicero and get plowed. Nasty accident.

But no Venezuelans! Me thinks they are gone for good.

Any pics of said Lexi?

Same man what a fucking disappointment. I didn't catch the accident, hoping it wasnt one of us! Not too proud to say I'm guilty of pulling my fair share of a you-E's in the past. The couple times I did go out looking for some south american cuisine some jag offs closed down the street doing burnouts and donuts lmao. I've been seeing a lot of UNCLE lately as well, to the point of paranoia felt like I was being followed. I think the hobby is being phased out.

Check your inbox for the 411 on Lexi.

[JMac888]

I was out at the MDW stroll yesterday too.

Many hours with nothing to show.

Did see a car turn left in front of a pickup truck at 50th and Cicero and get plowed. Nasty accident.

But no Venezuelans! Me thinks they are gone for good.

Any pics of said Lexi?

No one is really out anymore, correct?

[Explorer8]

Monger says they don't like the cold, I'm thinking this could be the last night theyre out for a while? Ill check it out, hoping vice is short staffed today 🤞127999;.

Glad to hear Eve is still with us, if anyone runs into her and gets digits please share! I've stayed away from the strolls after the wild goose chase and limited talent but I did take a new girl for a spin a few weeks back. Can usually be spotted in her boyfriends car, tall with L O and G thick legs and a really plump ass on a thin frame. Septum piercing and really stands out from all the other ones fashion wise too. Latina+black or possibly white+black goes by Lexi and although her donation is HIGH, it is worth every penny. Take it from me, I'm a cheap fuck and she's worth it. Highly recommend as a treat or if you got money to burn! P.S. She is not the tall one asking $5 for CBJ or $6. 5 for BBBJ, ill never pick that one up lmao she crazy as hell!

I was out at the MDW stroll yesterday too.

Many hours with nothing to show.

Did see a car turn left in front of a pickup truck at 50th and Cicero and get plowed. Nasty accident.

But no Venezuelans! Me thinks they are gone for good.

Any pics of said Lexi?

[Chik Fil A]

Went cruising by MDW for some Venezuelans / migrants on Sunday with no luck.

Has the window of opportunity come and gone?

Monger says they don't like the cold, I'm thinking this could be the last night theyre out for a while? Ill check it out, hoping vice is short staffed today 🤞127999;.

Glad to hear Eve is still with us, if anyone runs into her and gets digits please share! I've stayed away from the strolls after the wild goose chase and limited talent but I did take a new girl for a spin a few weeks back. Can usually be spotted in her boyfriends car, tall with L O and G thick legs and a really plump ass on a thin frame. Septum piercing and really stands out from all the other ones fashion wise too. Latina+black or possibly white+black goes by Lexi and although her donation is HIGH, it is worth every penny. Take it from me, I'm a cheap fuck and she's worth it. Highly recommend as a treat or if you got money to burn! P.S. She is not the tall one asking $5 for CBJ or $6. 5 for BBBJ, ill never pick that one up lmao she crazy as hell!

[Whiskeybiz]

I reported on here awhile back that Eve had past. I heard it from a reliable source and then heard it from two other in the past couple of weeks. Haven't seen her when I do my normal rounds either. It was upsetting for two reasons. Firstly because she is young and when if sober one of the best out there. Secondly, I have had a rotation of Eve, Q, and Lolo rolling for several months for the low.

This morning I spot Lolo. She has her own place but doesn't let everyone know. We normally hang there but she asked if we could hit my crash pad. After we finish up I'm heading back to drop her off at her place and decided to roll down 5th on the way there. She is literally telling me how sad it is that Eve passed and she heard about it. Then from the corner of my eye I see someone trying to flag me down. I'm like that can't be her. Turns out it was Eve. She hopped in the car and was stone cold sober. Which is extremely rare. I don't think I've ever seen her like this.

Turns out she did overdose and her heart stopped. She had been in the hospital for some time and claims she will only be in the area for a few weeks but I strongly doubt that. Claims she is being set up with a place soon.

Anyways if you are around 5th you might want to pay her a visit before things get bad for her again.

Sorry for the fake news.

[StanleyStankas]

These "stories" have grown tiresome, so as I did with Hanging Balls and some others.

I won't you, however I enjoy posting them along with useful information. oh p.s. for the rest that have not blocked. this individual helped me just get one post a way from 1500 posts! i read every post i write while my eyes are a glow with anticipatory delight!

[JumpSmoker90]

Went cruising by MDW for some Venezuelans / migrants on Sunday with no luck.

Has the window of opportunity come and gone?

I doubt you'll see much with the weather being what it is. You won't be seeing me out there unless we get a unseasonably warm day.

[Tela1980]

However since you got the corner of the plate, strike! November 22 1963 which fell on a friday that year. Well 11 years old and in grade school in a north west burb. Around the time of the shooting which was 1230 pm central (I believe the story broke by 1 pm that he was gone) our teacher informed us that something bad had happened and we were to go right home.

These "stories" have grown tiresome, so as I did with Hanging Balls and some others.

[Explorer8]

Went cruising by MDW for some Venezuelans / migrants on Sunday with no luck.

Has the window of opportunity come and gone?

[StanleyStankas]

Okay, since you brought it up, just where were you on 11-23-63?

However since you got the corner of the plate, strike! November 22 1963 which fell on a friday that year. Well 11 years old and in grade school in a north west burb. Around the time of the shooting which was 1230 pm central (I believe the story broke by 1 pm that he was gone) our teacher informed us that something bad had happened and we were to go right home. Of course we were like huh? But a partial day off (don't remember thinking that). Now skip ahead to that Sunday and I actually watched jacob rubenstein (aka jack ruby) shoot lee harvey oswald point blank on live tv. At that time I also remember thinking WTF just happened. And we were also given a day off on that Monday which was for jfk's funeral which we also watched (don't remember if it was start to finish), however my memories are of our black and white console zenith in our living room. When that c*apped out we had a smaller portable black and white sitting on top. I say portable probably 25 27 inches and thick as a brick. To keep this topical lho was reportedly visiting women of the night while in japan. Check it out. He liked his ladies of the evening as well! Thanks for asking, umpire! Stosh sitting down, minding my own business rarely and hitting the bicycle trails shortly. Yep, cold does not bother me. Light mist rain or snowing while riding is problematic. Still doable and I do at 71 years of age. Though I don't look a day over 95!

[Ump1969]

Umpire. Call it a pissing contest or don't or do or don't. I read it the way you read it, however I am sure I will now get the for shame for shame and that I am wrong. Course they may even start to accuse me of the jfk assassination! And I can piss from the big airport and hit the top of sears tower (ahhhh I mean the willis tower no the sears. And).

Okay, since you brought it up, just where were you on 11-23-63?

[ScrumpyJack]

Emma was out by 5th and Lexington at about 11 am. She's always been a good time for me but sadly I couldn't stop today. Hope one of why'all can enjoy that pussy today.

Yeah yeah, I meant Karlov. 5th and Karlov, near Pulaski.

For any cocks I blocked with the bad directions, I throw myself at your feet. Please have pants on.

[ScrumpyJack]

Emma was out by 5th and Lexington at about 11 am. She's always been a good time for me but sadly I couldn't stop today. Hope one of why'all can enjoy that pussy today.

[Slam2505]

Been locked out my account just got back in with IT help.

Was out last week looking for these Venezuelan girls. I ran into Angie think she was with the group she spoke Spanish but she is Puerto Rican. She walking up and down Cicero between the dollar store and Popeyes. She ask for 40. I had ran into her the week before and she asked for 100 so I passed she also was on her period she told me. I asked her for her contacted but she didn't share.

I see they took down all the tents by the police station I I maybe missed out on my chance to meet these wonderful lady's.

I have the contact for the Hawaiian girl if anyone wants it some of you guys said she was a man she is not. Not a bad for 100 when she has her room already booked she got robbed so that set her back she couldn't get a room with no I'd. I put her in contact with my person for a fake.