Strip Club Reports

[Wally2822]

Who has the best crab legs? I used to get them from Landing Strip on Wednesdays. I know Flight Club and Colisseum do All You Can Eat for like $35 on Mondays. King crab, the big ones, not like the ones in the Casino's. Just curious if anyone else has good ones out there.

[Wally2822]

They had fourteen dancers (one 8, mostly 7's, and a few 6's) with about forty customers when I arrived. Familiar peelers were Cheyanne, Harley, Mercedes, Naudia, and Victoria. Emily (early-20's, white, blonde, small B-cup tits, 7. 75 appearance) approached me. Tonight was her first time dancing. Based on her awkward stage performance, I believed her. Once Emily got over some initial jitters in the VIP, she turned out to be a wild girl. Damage was 120 plus a modest tip for a GFE session. I would repeat.

Anna (mid-20's, white, blonde, A-cup tits, nice booty, a few tats, 7. 0 appearance) is a cool chick. I enjoyed a great GFE with her for 120. Highly recommended.

I've heard the old "first time dancing" line 1000 times. She def sounds sexy tho. I will check her out. Thanks JJ!

[Bust One]

In her case the GFE would be the next level. It could be me but I never had this kind of issue with any other GFE or non-GFE girls and I am not new in this. We negotiated the price for everything at the bar but she tried to renegotiate in the back, doesn't takes off any of her clothes, dances in the air with almost zero contact, answers the phone and turns back to me asking if I am ready yet, etc. After a couple of songs I quit before we did anything. Too bad, she is hot but cuckooo.

You should have pulled the plug after the first song.

[BuckTurgidson]

FYI, Summer was fired from Coliseum and is now at Legends.

[Jules Jordan]

They had fourteen dancers (one 8, mostly 7's, and a few 6's) with about forty customers when I arrived. Familiar peelers were Cheyanne, Harley, Mercedes, Naudia, and Victoria. Emily (early-20's, white, blonde, small B-cup tits, 7. 75 appearance) approached me. Tonight was her first time dancing. Based on her awkward stage performance, I believed her. Once Emily got over some initial jitters in the VIP, she turned out to be a wild girl. Damage was 120 plus a modest tip for a GFE session. I would repeat.

Anna (mid-20's, white, blonde, A-cup tits, nice booty, a few tats, 7. 0 appearance) is a cool chick. I enjoyed a great GFE with her for 120. Highly recommended.

[GRJoe]

Were you expecting GFE?

In her case the GFE would be the next level. It could be me but I never had this kind of issue with any other GFE or non-GFE girls and I am not new in this. We negotiated the price for everything at the bar but she tried to renegotiate in the back, doesn't takes off any of her clothes, dances in the air with almost zero contact, answers the phone and turns back to me asking if I am ready yet, etc. After a couple of songs I quit before we did anything. Too bad, she is hot but cuckooo.

[Rolling Stoner]

Warning! She is cute, sexy looking and negotiable but terrible in the back. Save your self a time and money, enjoy her on the stage only. Totally unattractive in the back and will kill your mood no matter how horny you are.

Were you expecting GFE?

[GRJoe]

Warning! She is cute, sexy looking and negotiable but terrible in the back. Save your self a time and money, enjoy her on the stage only. Totally unattractive in the back and will kill your mood no matter how horny you are.

[SingDong99]

Came into Bogart's hoping to run in to talk then cutie I saw the last time named Alice why didn't get a chance to talk to you last time she was on stage when I came in then straight to the bathroom was called to the stage again then a couple of songs later did a day shift finale and hustled out the back door.

Finally after patiently waiting to speak to either Carmela or this kind of cute blonde girl I didn't catch the name of Carmelo comes over to talk to me we agree to go for some dances but the DJ tells her he needs her on stage. She was there a long time so I made eye contact with the blonde girl and smiled she started walking to me got diverted to a table of regulars so I slipped on my jacket and walk out the door to go to Henry the 8th. Painfully loud when I walked in I found a somewhat quiet spot they were doing their finale I spotted thin dark haired girl dressed as a cop and a tall blonde and high heels after the finale the dark haired girl went on a side stage was surrounded by regulars couldn't find the blonde finally a cute younger, shorter girl named Morgan came over to talk to me we get up to go to the back room I paid $10 for a wristband Morgan gets called on stage. The dark-haired cop dressed girl walks by me several times but I couldn't flag her down the blonde girl comes and talks to the backroom bouncer guy almost right next to me I keep looking at her making it very clear I want to get her attention when she's done talk to the DJ I would have thought the DJ would have pointed in my direction but apparently not when she turned around I caught her eye and smiled she gave me an annoyed look and started walking away I got up and walked after her she turned away from me so I turn the other way and walked out the back door. Didn't think to ask for my money back from The Wristband but I feel as though h8 owes me $10!

That was incredibly difficult to read. Punctuation would have been an enormous help. I have a headache.

[BusterButt69]

Came into Bogart's hoping to run in to talk then cutie I saw the last time named Alice why didn't get a chance to talk to you last time she was on stage when I came in then straight to the bathroom was called to the stage again then a couple of songs later did a day shift finale and hustled out the back door.

Finally after patiently waiting to speak to either Carmela or this kind of cute blonde girl I didn't catch the name of Carmelo comes over to talk to me we agree to go for some dances but the DJ tells her he needs her on stage. She was there a long time so I made eye contact with the blonde girl and smiled she started walking to me got diverted to a table of regulars so I slipped on my jacket and walk out the door to go to Henry the 8th. Painfully loud when I walked in I found a somewhat quiet spot they were doing their finale I spotted thin dark haired girl dressed as a cop and a tall blonde and high heels after the finale the dark haired girl went on a side stage was surrounded by regulars couldn't find the blonde finally a cute younger, shorter girl named Morgan came over to talk to me we get up to go to the back room I paid $10 for a wristband Morgan gets called on stage. The dark-haired cop dressed girl walks by me several times but I couldn't flag her down the blonde girl comes and talks to the backroom bouncer guy almost right next to me I keep looking at her making it very clear I want to get her attention when she's done talk to the DJ I would have thought the DJ would have pointed in my direction but apparently not when she turned around I caught her eye and smiled she gave me an annoyed look and started walking away I got up and walked after her she turned away from me so I turn the other way and walked out the back door. Didn't think to ask for my money back from The Wristband but I feel as though h8 owes me $10!

[Love The Lips]

By that I assume you mean your SO can track you?

LOL, by GPS he means Golden Pussy syndrome!

[PastMyPrime]

I'd skip Chicago. After looking at that forum on this site, talking to fellow strip club goers in the city since I moved here, my monthly business trips to Detroit, until recently when GPS has appeared to rear its ugly head, resulted in a far better time then anything in the Chicagoland area.

By that I assume you mean your SO can track you?

[PieBoy]

What about clubs north of Detroit?

Theres a great place in Alert, Canada. I think its called The Igloo.

[Dbiz01]

Thanks for this. Living in Detroit, is it worth checking out any clubs in Chicago. Are they better then what we have here?

I'd skip Chicago. After looking at that forum on this site, talking to fellow strip club goers in the city since I moved here, my monthly business trips to Detroit, until recently when GPS has appeared to rear its ugly head, resulted in a far better time then anything in the Chicagoland area.

[Electronman]

What about clubs north of Detroit?

North of Detroit? That leaves a lot of space north of the 43rd parallel, including most of Canada, Russia, Europe, Japan.

I'll assume that you mean immediately north of Detroit but still in Michigan.

Check for reviews of strip clubs in Flint. Lansing, Saginaw and Traverse City are also north but are not known as strip club meccas.