Strip Club Reports

[StripperLover]

Several suggestions but metro Detroit clubs are still your best option for a combination of talent and fun.
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What about clubs north of Detroit?

[PacoTaco]

Currently here watching the game well delayed game. More girls than guys, Casey, Winter, Kitty and Gracie are the names I've got so far. Offers from all but I guess I'm being picky.

Ended up Settling with winter she is thick and curvy with natural DD's and round ass, tiny bit of a belly but a cute face. Easy negotiation settled on $100 for everything covered. Pretty mechanical and fake to start but took a good pounding later in the session. Would recemond at that price but not much more. Was a little disappointed with the day shift talent. But still the best club around for the money plus you don't smell like an ashtray when you leave.

[Jay23]

Thanks for this. Living in Detroit, is it worth checking out any clubs in Chicago. Are they better then what we have here?

Several suggestions but metro Detroit clubs are still your best option for a combination of talent and fun.

Driving east from Chicago to Detroit:

Hammond, Indiana,

Fantasy-- can be hit or miss on talent but pretty relaxed rules.

Kalamazoo, MI:

Angels-- good selection of talent during day and night shift. Limited two way contact is the norm; no extras.

Battle Creek, MI:

Vegas -- decent talent but pretty limited contact; no extras.

Heartbeats: inconsistent talent, a little more relaxed on contact than Vegas.

Jackson-.

Cracker Jaxx-- very inconsistent talent- pretty decent two way contact.

Avenues-- inconsistent talent but more dancers than CJ.

First decent club is Landing Strip in Romulus, near the Detroit airport.

[Electronman]

Will be driving to Chicago from Detroit, any clubs that are better then what you find in Detroit that should make a stop at?

Several suggestions but metro Detroit clubs are still your best option for a combination of talent and fun.

Driving east from Chicago to Detroit:

Hammond, Indiana,

Fantasy-- can be hit or miss on talent but pretty relaxed rules.

Kalamazoo, MI:

Angels-- good selection of talent during day and night shift. Limited two way contact is the norm; no extras.

Battle Creek, MI:

Vegas -- decent talent but pretty limited contact; no extras.

Heartbeats: inconsistent talent, a little more relaxed on contact than Vegas.

Jackson-.

Cracker Jaxx-- very inconsistent talent- pretty decent two way contact.

Avenues-- inconsistent talent but more dancers than CJ.

First decent club is Landing Strip in Romulus, near the Detroit airport.

[Rolling Stoner]

Will be driving to Chicago from Detroit, any clubs that are better then what you find in Detroit that should make a stop at?

I don't think so but you might want to post in the major cities along 94.

[Rolling Stoner]

I just drove by BT's and it looked like there was a cop car and an ambulance at 7:20 PM. I then drove by again at 7:35 PM and the ambulance was gone but there were still two cop cars with their flashers on. Does anybody have any Intel?

If I was a betting man I'd say a stripper OD.

[Jay23]

Will be driving to Chicago from Detroit, any clubs that are better then what you find in Detroit that should make a stop at?

[DetroitWood]

What makes one of the worst lineups I've ever seen at a stripclub even more laughable? Watching three guys totally enjoying themselves stageside with some of the heaviest dancers I've ever seen attempt to mount a pole. One chubby layed down on the stage and started some odd dance move that reminded me of someone going into convulsions. And from reports down the street Players without any curtains only had the house mama hoping to make a few bucks if a dancer got lost and came into the club. All of the attractive wait staff at Coli has also left the building, no more eye candy hoping for a jem to walk out of the back to keep me interested in staying. $8 valet, $20 cover charge and a $9 beer and I'm down $40 just to look inside. Add another $20 if I'm interested in taking any of the girls into the VIP. I'm done with this place (at least for the next 6 months or so), owner seems intent on running his clubs into the ground. Doesn't understand that without attractive dancers its just an old used up building. Overcharge the cute dancers and make them leave, don't expect the club to survive. If he reads this I have a solution to his problem. The hotter the dancer, the less in tip outs she has to pay. Or maybe charge tip out based on their weight.

LOL, man I thought the same thing last night. Assuming you're talking about the Spartan and Michigan fans that were all too willing to entertain the worst array of dancers I'd also seen in a while. I'll stick to days at FC.

[Teebo]

One of the strippers was choking.

Ba-dum-tss.

[Tom Tigers]

You took your shoes off in a cum soaked strip joint?

Ha, well it wasn't completely cum-soaked as far as I know, but I'd would be afraid to take a black light in there however! Weird habit, I take my shoes, but not socks off, then stuff my wallet, keys, phone, glasses in them, and never loose anything, and if a chick goes for my shoes.

It's more relaxing. It's not like the days when you could go upstairs at Coli in the booths overlooking the front bar and get completely naked, hang out with a dancer for an hour and there were no booth goons up there. Used to sneak up there all the time with dancers. Sigh.

[Marelobo Mex]

Jade is white and mid-20's. She provided a good GFE session for 120. Recommended.

Thanks JJ, Nice photo, she looks cute to me.

MM.

[StripperLover]

What makes one of the worst lineups I've ever seen at a stripclub even more laughable? Watching three guys totally enjoying themselves stageside with some of the heaviest dancers I've ever seen attempt to mount a pole. One chubby layed down on the stage and started some odd dance move that reminded me of someone going into convulsions. And from reports down the street Players without any curtains only had the house mama hoping to make a few bucks if a dancer got lost and came into the club. All of the attractive wait staff at Coli has also left the building, no more eye candy hoping for a jem to walk out of the back to keep me interested in staying. $8 valet, $20 cover charge and a $9 beer and I'm down $40 just to look inside. Add another $20 if I'm interested in taking any of the girls into the VIP. I'm done with this place (at least for the next 6 months or so), owner seems intent on running his clubs into the ground. Doesn't understand that without attractive dancers its just an old used up building. Overcharge the cute dancers and make them leave, don't expect the club to survive. If he reads this I have a solution to his problem. The hotter the dancer, the less in tip outs she has to pay. Or maybe charge tipout based on their weight.

[PieBoy]

I don't know what happened. If there was an ambulance, it's obviously a medical situation and nothing monger related.

One of the strippers was choking.

[Detroit906]

Swung back around and it looks like the cops took off at about 8:15 PM. Very curious to hear if anyone knows what went down.

I don't know what happened. If there was an ambulance, it's obviously a medical situation and nothing monger related.

[Dpmct]

I just drove by BT's and it looked like there was a cop car and an ambulance at 7:20 PM. I then drove by again at 7:35 PM and the ambulance was gone but there were still two cop cars with their flashers on. Does anybody have any Intel?

Swung back around and it looks like the cops took off at about 8:15 PM. Very curious to hear if anyone knows what went down.