Escort Reports

**Tk1134** · 01-27-20 17:49

Good evening fellow mongers.

I'll pass down what I know so far. The person incharge from TG never came back from vacation, no response no reply no nada. Something bad happened from what I could gather (I'll gather more intel later this week). I made contact with a few who gave me their whatsapp (for future dates) and I attempted to convince them to head over to elite.

**TheOuroboros** · 01-27-20 16:33

Originally Posted by Palikaris [View Original Post]

A friend of mine was going to a trusted provider who he had visited about 20 times. One day, Uncle LEO decided to track the ins and outs of the provider's hotel room. They stopped all the dudes coming out of the room and basically lied to them, saying it was a "human trafficking" sting and they had no interest in the mongers. "Just tell me what happened, and you can go free today. " My friend obliged and then he started getting those letters a couple of months later. He had incriminated himself by admitting to what happened.

Fun trick he learned, forward all of your mail to a PO Box from your house. Just your name, not everyone's mail. That'll control the letters from sleaze-bags.

If any cop goes up to you for ANY reason. You always always always.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

It's been posted here before but this is a clip to live by.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7XeJJtgbm2s

While it isn't directly related, it can easily be applied to this hobby. Cops are NEVER you're friends. They'll pretend to be but, you shut the fuck up. You are not obliged to tell them shit! The script is as simple as what's in the video if you're ever detained or question by LEO.

**AdcFellow** · 01-27-20 15:18

Does anyone have info on Kendall Stone at TDC? She looks ridiculously hot.

https://taradreamdc.escortbook.com/m...ll-stone-42348

**HardanFast** · 01-27-20 12:47

Wow! Thanks for the heads up. I was planning to see her. I thought her photos looked a lot like Paola whom I saw several times and thought was great. I think I will turn my attention elsewhere. It seemed like this agency used to be consistently good for both looks and service, especially when the providers were more regular. Now, it seems like we see a report here and there where the experience was not quite as good. Although I have not seen one where there were as many "don'ts" as this yours. As you say, YMMV, but probably not by much. Just my guess, but maybe the "screening" of talent is no longer as thorough.

Originally Posted by MrYoni [View Original Post]

Was crunched on time and trying to book an hour appointment with ClubVip or AG. Somehow both of them lost my info, even though I was there over the summer often. Club VIP was fully booked and AG takes forever to verify. So I decided to hit up my old agency Elite Models. Unfortunately, Gianna and Antonella were both unavailable. In fact, only Cleo was available and for only a half hour. Cleo was also more expensive than the others. As I got there it took a while for her to get ready. Needless to say I was late for my later event.

Cleo is a smoking MILF Brazilian. Definitely a bit older than 24 (I'd say 30's) and an hourglass figure. The tan marks were perfect and her supple ass was made to be squeezed. I personally dislike fake boobs, but they are nice enough to look at.

Not going to write too much bc YMMV and it wasn't my best experience. Yes she was cordial and not a clock watcher. However no DFK, DATY, or even a CBJ, never mind a BBBJ. Everything completely safe. For that kind of cash, I'd want a bit better quality especially when she's charging more than Antonella and Gianna. She was tight though and got into it by the end. She wanted me to make her feel good without full DATY and didn't want me to get off inside until I made her feel good.

**GenGuy** · 01-27-20 10:36

http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...e/901621097021

Went and saw Kelli Friday afternoon. Rate was. 8 for quick stay, but she is not a clock watcher. Has a great personality and good sense of humor. Great view from the front and back. Has more of a chubbier / mom type bod, but is an absolute fun time and maybe even a new favorite. Would definitely recommend!

**Palikaris** · 01-27-20 09:31

A friend of mine was going to a trusted provider who he had visited about 20 times. One day, Uncle LEO decided to track the ins and outs of the provider's hotel room. They stopped all the dudes coming out of the room and basically lied to them, saying it was a "human trafficking" sting and they had no interest in the mongers. "Just tell me what happened, and you can go free today. " My friend obliged and then he started getting those letters a couple of months later. He had incriminated himself by admitting to what happened.

Fun trick he learned, forward all of your mail to a PO Box from your house. Just your name, not everyone's mail. That'll control the letters from sleaze-bags.

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

A good rule of thumb is to avoid ads that are too wordy. The reputable ones tend to avoid "trigger" words that will attract the attention of Uncle LEO.

Think like a lawyer. If the case was presented in court and the prosecution tossed in evidence of the ad offering FS, BBBJ, anal with specified price points. You're going to have a hard time trying to fight that you're not planning on paying money for illicit acts.

On the other hand, if the ad states it's just a massage, then the balls in your court and the opposition will have a hard time trying to prove you were there for something more.

Remember you never want to do the work for them. Less is more.

Let the big brain do the thinking before you enter the door, then let the little brain do the thinking once you're cleared.

**Bubba King** · 01-27-20 08:58

Originally Posted by EnderPete [View Original Post]

GFE, no rush and a pleaser.

I agree with Enderpete and Vamatt. I've only seen Megan once a couple of years ago. She is a bit submissive. Aims to please. No backdoor action though. B.

**Dvkshen** · 01-27-20 08:32

Actually it seems they're still up with a couple ladies stopping by through Feb.

Originally Posted by LilWyn [View Original Post]

I had good dreams with them. And this is all in a sudden and I was still planning on having a dream with Mya.

Them is great but I feel more comfortable dreaming in hotels than in apartments.

Hope there's a new Brazilian dreammaker can replace them.

**PreShowRitual** · 01-27-20 03:33

Macy (BBW) from VA Beach / Norfolk.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...4151735-308030

I saw an ad for her on STG for Norfolk plus read about her on them. Can't find her on STG anymore though. Just saw her here in VA Beach, and I'm definitely going to repeat. She booked a place in Tyson's for 1/29-1/31, and I recommend checking her out for at least BBBJ. That's all I was looking for, and she delivered it fairly sloppy, really deep, and took COF with a little CIM. I didn't go for CFS, and she just pulled her titties out which was fine by me. I'd say she's 26 maybe, white with some latina mixed in? She's got a cute face and is definitely BBW. She's chill as hell, and everything was done through text.

Damage was $140 for the half, outcall. I don't think she's doing outcall in Tyson's though, so not sure her touring incall prices. Sounds like it's her first attempt at visiting Northern VA. I live up there so I hope she makes it a semi-regular thing, and I can add her to the head rotation.

-PSR.

**PreShowRitual** · 01-27-20 01:32

Originally Posted by MrYoni [View Original Post]

To be honest that's why I switched to TG and Club VIP / Sela. I had great experiences back with the European girls rather than the Spanish speaking / Brazilian girls at Elite. I shouldn't have wasted my time trying to go back. Back when all the girls were regulars and not a rotating crew was the best.

Of the girls I saw last year and the year before with Elite / Nice Sense, BBBJ was automatic. That's kind of crazy that she's even on staff.

Like Chris Rock said about head, "I look at them like a Betamax. ".

**Mr Yoni** · 01-26-20 23:35

To be honest that's why I switched to TG and Club VIP / Sela. I had great experiences back with the European girls rather than the Spanish speaking / Brazilian girls at Elite. I shouldn't have wasted my time trying to go back. Back when all the girls were regulars and not a rotating crew was the best.

Originally Posted by LuckyLuciano00 [View Original Post]

Wait, so no BJ of any kind was offered?? What the hell? The Brazilians are usually safety first (Ariana excepted) but no BJ at all is ridiculous. Thanks for your report.

**Saffah** · 01-26-20 22:50

Originally Posted by MrYoni [View Original Post]

Was crunched on time and trying to book an hour appointment with ClubVip or AG. Somehow both of them lost my info, even though I was there over the summer often. Club VIP was fully booked and AG takes forever to verify. So I decided to hit up my old agency Elite Models. Unfortunately, Gianna and Antonella were both unavailable. In fact, only Cleo was available and for only a half hour. Cleo was also more expensive than the others. As I got there it took a while for her to get ready. Needless to say I was late for my later event.

Cleo is a smoking MILF Brazilian. Definitely a bit older than 24 (I'd say 30's) and an hourglass figure. The tan marks were perfect and her supple ass was made to be squeezed. I personally dislike fake boobs, but they are nice enough to look at.

Not going to write too much bc YMMV and it wasn't my best experience. Yes she was cordial and not a clock watcher. However no DFK, DATY, or even a CBJ, never mind a BBBJ. Everything completely safe. For that kind of cash, I'd want a bit better quality especially when she's charging more than Antonella and Gianna. She was tight though and got into it by the end. She wanted me to make her feel good without full DATY and didn't want me to get off inside until I made her feel good.

Thank you for your report. I had time booked with her for tomorrow but something inside my mind said she might be a overrated for that body. I will cancel. Do not want to be ripped off. Will wait for the Kim and hope her experience matches that body http://elitemodels.es/treepage.php?id_staff=149.

**LuckyLuciano00** · 01-26-20 21:34

Originally Posted by MrYoni [View Original Post]

Was crunched on time and trying to book an hour appointment with ClubVip or AG. Somehow both of them lost my info, even though I was there over the summer often. Club VIP was fully booked and AG takes forever to verify. So I decided to hit up my old agency Elite Models. Unfortunately, Gianna and Antonella were both unavailable. In fact, only Cleo was available and for only a half hour. Cleo was also more expensive than the others. As I got there it took a while for her to get ready. Needless to say I was late for my later event.

Cleo is a smoking MILF Brazilian. Definitely a bit older than 24 (I'd say 30's) and an hourglass figure. The tan marks were perfect and her supple ass was made to be squeezed. I personally dislike fake boobs, but they are nice enough to look at.

Not going to write too much bc YMMV and it wasn't my best experience. Yes she was cordial and not a clock watcher. However no DFK, DATY, or even a CBJ, never mind a BBBJ. Everything completely safe. For that kind of cash, I'd want a bit better quality especially when she's charging more than Antonella and Gianna. She was tight though and got into it by the end. She wanted me to make her feel good without full DATY and didn't want me to get off inside until I made her feel good.

Wait, so no BJ of any kind was offered?? What the hell? The Brazilians are usually safety first (Ariana excepted) but no BJ at all is ridiculous. Thanks for your report.

**BigPoppa2308** · 01-26-20 21:24

I checked their page this morning and they still had 5 girls on deck for the area. I used them every so often because they were hit and miss but I was really hoping for a return trip for one of the hits over the summer. Oh well, I'm sure she'll pop up with one of the other agencies.

On a related note: Amanda who was coming later next month with TG has popped up at Elite. For those who haven't had the pleasure, pics are real and recent. She reminded me of one of those expensive real girl dolls, giant boobs, ass, and thighs, with a tiny waist. She is very attractive albeit with a lot of makeup. Some scarring from plastic surgeries and tattoos a plenty. Has the biggest clit I have ever partaken in. She does some lfk, BBBJ, and any position you want but she was too non-chalant and passive for my tastes but YMMV. She speaks little english and mostly portugese. Had a hard time with the pillow talk which might've contributed to my lack of connection. She offered greek with TG so that might still be on the table. I wouldn't repeat but if you want to see a voluptous smokeshow with the risk of an okay session then go see her.

Originally Posted by MrYoni [View Original Post]

If any of you know TG, their site's splash page says their run is done right before the 2020 season start. If my old posts are any indication, I loved my time with the Brazilian girls. I don't know who's going to replace them and their quality at that price point. Don't get me wrong: K girls are great, but sometimes you want that tan Portuguese-influenced ass.

XOC is great is I can even get a booking and afford to pay the fee for a YMMV experience.

**BigPoppa2308** · 01-26-20 21:15

I checked their page this morning and they still had 5 girls on deck for Tysons. I used their services every so often and it was hit or miss. I was really hoping for a return trip for one of their girls I saw over the summer. Oh well, I'm sure they'll pop up with the other agencies in the area.

On a related note, Amanda who was on TG's page for a tour later next month just popped up on Elite's site. For those who haven't had the pleasure, pics are real. She looks like one of those real girl dolls, giant boobs and ass with a small waist. She is quite attractive albeit with a lot of makeup. Some scarring from the plastic surgeries and tattoos a plenty. One of the biggest clits I've ever had the pleasure of partaking in. Not everything is good though, she was too non-chalant and unengaged for my tastes. Does dfk, BBBJ, and whatever positions you please but doesn't really get into it. She might've had an off day I guess so YMMV. Also she speaks little english and a lot of portugese and she offered greek when she was with TG, I didn't partake. Overall I would say if you enjoy a voluptous smokeshow with the risk of a plain attitude, go see her.

Originally Posted by Shinshi86 [View Original Post]

I originally posted this info in the Baltimore forum, but TG serviced this whole area as well and figured someone here would like the heads up. Not sure what happened to TG within the last day or two. Doubt we'll ever know the full story, but I checked their site (https://www.touringgirls.ch) this morning, and was greeted with a farewell message that reads it's been "a good run, but it's over now. We just want to say thank you for all the good times we shared. ".

I've never used their services, but I kept tabs on them in case someone really caught my eye from their decent rotation. Anyways, sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Stay safe out there.