Massage Parlor Reports

[Splooge McDuck]

Here's a review of formerly Candy, formerly from Pink. Still one of the best kissers ever. She looks so good, PLAIN. She no longer dolls herself up with heavy makeup & wears little bikinis. She dresses kind of hippy-ish, or was dressed that way when I saw her. Had on some loose fitted clothes. Little to no makeup which made me focus a lot more on her beautiful smile & huge dimples. Such nice eyes too. She is a natural beauty & if you need more 411 on her looks, research her on the Pink thread. She is such a sweetheart too. Full on long time no see GFE lovemaking like lost lovers reunited. DFK standing, DFK with her on me CG grinding on Jr, DFK in Mish style with me on top for about 10 mins total. Then some of that amazing deep throat bangin BJ she is known for. Lots of BLS & shaft work. But mostly hard & fast balls deep down her throat for majority of 15 mins. Did some CG squats then DFK the rest of the time in CG. Flipped for Mish & DFK, then ended with some doggy. Cuddle, chat & makeout for the remainder of the time. PM for more details on other extras. I am so happy she is back, I hated myself for never bangin her more when I thought I had lost my opportunity. Won't be making that mistake again, will repeat! L=8. 3 A=10 S=9. 7.

[Squish]

First time AMP first time post.

Happened maybe 3 months ago maybe longer. I wasn't planning on going to an AMP but I've heard a lot of great stories from a friend that lived here. I hadn't discovered the forums yet. I was getting shit face drunk exploring all the strip clubs. I thought Ginza was a strip club but by the time I walked in it was too late, I wasn't going anywhere. I'm led to a room and I'm told to get comfortable. Being smashed I strip off all my cloths and crash face first in the massage area. I almost passed out when Julie? I think was her name walks in. She was very attractive but I don't remember much details. She was 20's young, Korean, and very polite given my drunk state. She walks in and is very friendly, she quickly realizes that I have no idea what I'm doing and very drunk. She ask's me if I know where I am and what I'm doing and I reply of course I do expecting her to start massaging me. She is getting a little frustrated now. I guess this isn't a place were they normally do massages but she gives it a try. She asks what else I want and I say FS. She makes me show that I have the $ before she starts because she's looking at me like she's expecting me to pass out any second. Starts with a CBJ, she does the magic trick where you don't even realized that she has applied the C. I have major whiskey dick and after about 10 minutes she starts complaining, I tell her to just keep going and she does. I give her mad props for this because it was very awkward at this point. Eventually I rise to the occasion and we start with a couple of positions I can't remember but I finished in DS. I tried everything to test her boundaries, I can't even remember what they were besides covered and no ass play. She goes out and gets a towel and cleans us up. At this point is probably the 30 minute mark. I ask to continue the massage and she does. Eventually I ask to give her a massage and we switch. She wanted medium / light and was really enjoying the message. I would accidentally hurt her by massaging too hard. I was drunk and just happy to be touching a naked beauty. Eventually we got a knock on the door and wrapped things up a few minutes later. The whole time we were talking and having a good conversation. I do believe I lucked out and got the Julie from the other reviews. I know the facts make it sound like she wasn't providing top service or had an attitude but she did not. Total damage $$ including HF. M5 L9 S8 Would repeat.

It was a very enjoyable and I felt guilty the next day when I sobered up for being a belligerent asshole and making so many rookie mistakes. Sad thing is, I don't have the nerve to go to an AMP any other way than drunk. I tried to go to VIP the other day and quickly declined all when they spotted me at the door. Very intimidating.

[H Mobius]

Can anyone find the Honey Bees?

The only one I know of is the former Mika Massage on Kalakaua Avenue, right next to Top Floor. Their new sign is visible from the street.

[Stangman808]

Can anyone find the Honey Bees?

Honey Bee Massage. I think it may be the old Mika Massage location in the same building as Top Floor.

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/3414807177.html

[Deez77]

Used to live on Oahu, but coming for a visit in a couple of months, looking for the best table shower experience. Visited Pine Tree. 2007-08. A few ok experience s there but know just looking for a nice table shower. Everything after is just a bonus for me.

Any input will help, Aloha

[YG365]

Can anyone find the Honey Bees?

[Deez77]

Hello,

Used to live on Oahu, but now coming back for a visit, visited Pine Tree back in 2007-08 a few times. Mixed experiences there.

But know looking for a good table shower, anything else is a bonus.

Just looking for opinions on the best table shower, looking to be rubbed down and cleaned. With a little teasing and play with the boys. It's my favorite part of the whole AMP experience. Of course YMMV, I understand I've been in th game for awhile.

Thanks for your consideration on this.

[Member #3973]

Wow, does this mean SMcD is a chronic poster?.

Well, SM is obviously the most active poster on this board, and if he indeed is paying for all his encounters and reports, he must have spent a fortune or three. It has been suggested that he simply might be writing ads for a fee or for free services. If so, that is a deal between him and the providers, but it could be that the reports are more like infomercials. Jackson may be onto that.

[Member #3973]

I think the reason she sits between the legs is so you cannot feel her up. I remember the first time I saw her (a decade ago), she was at my side while giving me a HJ. I started to feel her ass and sensed she was uncomfortable with that. On my next and all subsequent visits, she sat between my legs.

Son Kyong does NOT like customers to grope her at all. She is a bit unusual in that sense. A part from that she does give you a very good massage an an excellent HJ.

[Hypo Luxa]

.and Lingle lookalikes.

Boner Killer!

[WraithOfGod]

Not ALL of them. LOL. Just like there seems to be young studs in this forum in their 20s and 30s, I think there would be all types. Varieties of women mongers.

Can you imagine a male AMP? I'm sure they exist, but would have to be pretty well stocked. Servicing that many women in one night would lead to some serious soreness and a dry erectile well, I'd think, not to mention the problem of getting it up for the Rosies, Shamus, and Lingle lookalikes.

[Skinman52]

BJ between positions. Asked this same question and another monger helped me out.

Thanks brother! The mystery is solved!

[Mazeno]

BTW, what is BJBP?

BJ between positions. Asked this same question and another monger helped me out.

[Hilifter37]

I thought that the women who pay men for sex will look like a straight Rosie O'Donnell.

Not ALL of them. LOL. Just like there seems to be young studs in this forum in their 20s and 30s, I think there would be all types. Varieties of women mongers.

[The Lone Wolf]

I thought that the women who pay men for sex will look like a straight Rosie O'Donnell.

Back in the day, me and my buddy used to hit Rumors whenever we wanted to get s. W. A. G. From the MILFs. It wasn't straight up money, but more discreet. Of course, drinks and everything was on them, but we also got clothes and watches and gift cards, etc, very often from the women we saw regularly. My friend was a hapa black dude who looks like Kelly Slater. He used to have Japanese women (from Japan) approach him "all the time" asking him "how much?"

Ah, memories!