Massage Parlor Reports

**Captain1954** · 07-28-19 12:04

Originally Posted by MayoTeru [View Original Post]

Why disappointed? She wasn't as good looking? Fat?

Disappointed because the receptionist was really fine small waist nice rack looked sexy.

**StrongConcepts** · 07-28-19 08:54

Originally Posted by GeorgeMax [View Original Post]

Anyone have any intel or experience with Zoey from Chicagoland Massage?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/image...065df1a9ba.jpg

Any info would be appreciated.

Good looking girl but straight massage. Very few upgrades avat.

**Mayo Teru** · 07-27-19 02:09

Originally Posted by Captain1954 [View Original Post]

another mt came in a bit disappointed but she had big booty, huge rack

Why disappointed? She wasn't as good looking? Fat?

**Gus33** · 07-26-19 19:26

South Side.

45 door fee for 30 minutes.

Tiny middle aged women.

Got the job done.

45 tip.

Ok massage.

Took top off immediately and went to work.

Won't return but was good in a pinch.

**GeorgeMax** · 07-26-19 13:10

Anyone have any intel or experience with Zoey from Chicagoland Massage?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/image...065df1a9ba.jpg

Any info would be appreciated.

**Captain1954** · 07-26-19 12:19

Decided to go Latino after my disappointment earlier called parked a very good looking Latino took my 80 yes 80 and led me to a very nice clean room no shower offered got on the table naked another mt came in a bit disappointed but she had big booty, huge rack turned out her name was Leslie we exchanged the normal banter, been here before etc.

Massage itself was ok good pressure but the oil bottle she had round her waist kept scrapping my skin and asked her to remove it, some teasing then "you can turn over anytime you like honey" so I flipped 10 seconds later she put my hand on those huge jugs and started quoting prices, typical Latin Spa starts with overpriced a la cart menu 1. 00 for topless HJ buck 50 for fully nude l countered with 60 settled on 70 plenty moaning very sensitive nips technique was not bad she finished me with a nice Russian so I can't complain about the price however after the deed hot towel clean yourself up and shorted 10 minutes there is definitely more on the table but the prices would be astronomical take a heavy roll and your negotiating skills.

Let's be careful out there.

**Captain1954** · 07-26-19 12:02

Don't bother, I was passing and called rang the bell fat / thick girl answered the door went in asked who was working she advised she was asked the price for an hour she quoted in stilted English and fingers 160 full service I thanked her and said goodbye and left, not for me I prefer my Asians petite if you like fat this may work for you.

Let's be careful out there.

**Teddy O** · 07-25-19 23:35

Any recommendations for mag mile? Is mercy any good?

**Biliator** · 07-25-19 09:08

For any mongers who became fans if Michelle during her recent cameo at New Hope, I bumped into her yesterday at 7 Dates on the south side. Current plan is for her to be there Tues thru Sat. Happy mongering!

**AyoHell** · 07-24-19 20:10

Any Korean AMPs in the city? The quality seems much higher than Chinese ones, too bad the one I know is great is so far.

**ApplePiePussy** · 07-24-19 14:28

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

What legit therapeutic massage have you had where they rub your chest and thighs and tell you how much they like "guys like you" while asking if you need more oil to jerk off? Hell, a couple years ago I banged an AMT on that very same table. And I don't have a shlong that reaches to the other side of the room, obviously her arms and hands were right in the vicinity as she was teasing me. I wasn't chasing her around with it. She even hugged and kissed me when I left and told me to ask for her when I come back. So spare me the righteousness fellas. She was new and I broke her in. If you don't ask the answer is always no, and if the answer is no, try asking again.

There are plenty of SS places that do this. It wasn't the asking part that made you look like an asshole. It was grabbing her hands and rubbing your dick on her. Also, girls don't need to be broken in. It's not like jerking a dick requires an apprenticeship.

It's not righteousness. It's asking for a minimal level of standards for how you treat these girls. This time she was cool with it. There will be plenty who won't be.

**TaderTodd1** · 07-24-19 01:03

Bianca is my forever go to at Zeus.

Originally Posted by JimCorn4 [View Original Post]

If you ever go to Zeus, go on Thursdays. Silvia is probably hotter than J-lo.

**Mitsom** · 07-23-19 17:32

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

This is not common practice at all. At least not in my 6 years in the hobby. This is disgusting. If the girl wants to be a legitimate therapeutic massage therapist then people should respect that and not rub their dicks on them.

What legit therapeutic massage have you had where they rub your chest and thighs and tell you how much they like "guys like you" while asking if you need more oil to jerk off? Hell, a couple years ago I banged an AMT on that very same table. And I don't have a shlong that reaches to the other side of the room, obviously her arms and hands were right in the vicinity as she was teasing me. I wasn't chasing her around with it. She even hugged and kissed me when I left and told me to ask for her when I come back. So spare me the righteousness fellas. She was new and I broke her in. If you don't ask the answer is always no, and if the answer is no, try asking again.

**Datsurman** · 07-23-19 16:32

Originally Posted by TetonResearch [View Original Post]

Maybe I just go about my business very differently but that just all seems a bit rapey to me. Do other guys on this site feel like what he described is common practice? Personally I have a pretty good idea if something is on the menu or not, and sometimes I know I'll have to go a second or third time to really unlock everything I want. If its not working, its not working and I don't visit that provider anymore. I won't even mention how much you spent on L1.

From the original post, it sounds like she was experienced but acting coy. He reports that she finished him off on her own and she haggled for minutes over getting at least a $50 tip. If she was legit, she wouldn't have done either.

There are some places that expect you to initiate the act. One example is the Belvedore parlor that wouldn't do anything until you stripped off the girls bathing suit.

Every chick working at an AMP knows that every guy walking in is expecting an L1 minimum. It should be considered fraud if they take your money, burn your time, then give the "all done" bullshit at the end of the massage. They know what the customer wanted from minute 1. There are no brand new babe in the woods Sunday school teachers who are moonlighting at creamy hands AMP thinking they are only going to do legit massages.

**TonyWestBurbs** · 07-23-19 14:51

Will be in the area tomorrow. Recommendations? I've read earlier that Jessie is bigger but Eva has a better attitude. Anyone that can provide better insight DM me.