Massage Parlor Reports

[Dbry4281]

Yea, speaking of Jenny, I was about to write a review. I stopped in and yes she looks beautiful, like her pictures, but she had a bad attitude. I get in their get undressed. She wasnt too enthusiastic. Immediately sprays my cock with alcohol spray. No bbj, only CBJ, I asked. She gives me a CBJ, no real eye contact. After a few minutes of that I say lets do it. She spreads on the table while I stand up. Missionary wasnt on top of her. I'm standing putting it in as she closed her eyes. No real moaning, nothing. I go to doggy she does have a big ass, bbl, I ended up blowing in the bag. Maybe she was having a bad day but it was to mechanical. No kissing or her licking my neck. Yes I licked tits but no eye contact. She did take a 7 incher no problem. Latinas have no problem with big boys. Plus if your too small you will have a hard time hitting them from behind. LOL. I'm not sure what your experience was but bad for me.

Went to Orange today. Safe to say they are still open and running. Saw Jenny from their Instagram page. Looks exactly like her video.

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[Dbry4281]

Yea I stopped in on a whim, communicating via text they told me girls plural were available. So I wasnt expecting a grandma with no other options. I was only 30 minutes away, and magically she was the only one left. She really was slow to give me her name. I had asked for lilly, or lisa, but she was only free. Also she made it seem like lilly and lisa weren't there any more, she said come back see young new girls, she was directing me away from the fact that lilly or lisa even worked there.

I posted a review about 10 days ago. There were two there when I went. Lilly was out shopping. I assume LaLa answered the door. Wasn't going to spend money on her. I went with Lisa, who had a kind of Japanese MILF look but she's Chinese. She told me she was Japanese but I told hert that's not true. She was speaking with LaLa. I don't l know how to speak Mandarin or Japanese but I know the sounds of each.

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[Pmuas]

Reading really is fundamental. When I first found this forum, I went back at least a year or two to read everything of what these acronym means and search where all these places are. If you do your research far back enough you'll figure it out. I come done to Chicago once / twice a year so I don't really keep up but before I come down I go back a couple months to read.

Reading is Fundamental!

That's not my travel area but even I know this. How do I know you ask? From keeping up with the forum.

[DMichaels69]

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[DWaits]

Man, your talk to text app, or whatever, is wigging out or you have fat fingers and keep mashing shift+8, hahaha. Were you taking dictation during your visit cause that's what your review reads like? Just teasing.

Those recent reviews on the Fullerton joint are all bogus. PPS shill reports. Sounds like you ran into Lala or w / e her name is. She rotates between his spots.

I posted a review about 10 days ago. There were two there when I went. Lilly was out shopping. I assume LaLa answered the door. Wasn't going to spend money on her. I went with Lisa, who had a kind of Japanese MILF look but she's Chinese. She told me she was Japanese but I told hert that's not true. She was speaking with LaLa. I don't l know how to speak Mandarin or Japanese but I know the sounds of each.

[LeopardTwo]

Man, your talk to text app, or whatever, is wigging out or you have fat fingers and keep mashing shift+8, hahaha. Were you taking dictation during your visit cause that's what your review reads like? Just teasing.

Those recent reviews on the Fullerton joint are all bogus. PPS shill reports. Sounds like you ran into Lala or w / e her name is. She rotates between his spots.

If it's the old LaLa from Irving and Kimball, she's the MMS spot for most of those north side places. Little known fact that no one seems to catch on to. The north side spots are all sort of split between her and PPS, different operations entirely. If you got to RM, you can spot the differences for yourself in the handles etc. But everyone just lumps it into the same Oh that's Papasan again pot.

Anyways, I've pointed that out before on this thread and it was promptly deleted LOL.

[Dbry4281]

Yea her name was La la, I forgot to add that in there

Man, your talk to text app, or whatever, is wigging out or you have fat fingers and keep mashing shift+8, hahaha. Were you taking dictation during your visit cause that's what your review reads like? Just teasing.

Those recent reviews on the Fullerton joint are all bogus. PPS shill reports. Sounds like you ran into Lala or w / e her name is. She rotates between his spots.

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[SpaGuy21]

Disappointed.**
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Man, your talk to text app, or whatever, is wigging out or you have fat fingers and keep mashing shift+8, hahaha. Were you taking dictation during your visit cause that's what your review reads like? Just teasing.

Those recent reviews on the Fullerton joint are all bogus. PPS shill reports. Sounds like you ran into Lala or w / e her name is. She rotates between his spots.

[SpaGuy21]

Seems like SxL is going through that "talk of the town" phase again. Never fails, once a year, hahaha. Not sure the reason for shock as to level of services as it's been reported on for years. Heck, the place is going on 10 years old now. Sheesh. Kelly has been giving BBBJ for years now and if she was comfortable with you FS was an option. As of 4-5 years ago it became available to all. Going back to those early days, I was getting BBFS from Amy as well. She moved on at least 6-7 years ago. You can keep reporting on a place but you'll already find that info in these forums, except maybe a change in the roster.

One thing is certain, when talk starts going around about this place it's usually a good time to avoid.

[Dbry4281]

Disappointed.

Today, I figured I try a spot on the northside, Northside is hit or miss. I've* *been reading the reviews* about Massage Chicago at 56 XX* Fullerton. They are advertised on bedpage as well. So, I was like 30 minutes away and I texted their number told them I was* 30 minutes away and they said no problem girls*are available. Parking is horrible on Fullerton no where to park, becauase the street in front of the place is being worked on. There is* construction dudes on the sidewalk* and road just a few feet from the parlor. *So I get to the spot. Tinted black windows, I rang the doorbell. Told her I I was the one whom texted about 30 minutes ago. The chick whom answered the door was a* shorter asian woman with* brown highlights. She came out with a red dress on. She looked like 45, face wasnt that cute. * 4'11 not skinny, chubby. I asked whom was available she said she was the only one*available. I* told her I would come back another time. * Short chunky older asians arent my thing. Her english was good. I was pretty disappointed though, and I needed some pussy, so I said screw it, ill head south.

Orange Spa.

So I decided to drive South, to Orange. *Popped in, they had a new girl available her name was Ada. Nice girl pulled out my talking translator app, on the phone and started making a little small talk. On I. G* it says she's Korean. Well she* said she is half. She knows a little korean, but speaks 100 chineese. *I've been to korea, so I know a little myself. She said her dad was Chineese, and her mom was actually**from north Korea. Anyways. If that's true that's pretty cool. * Guys you need to use a translator with some of these chicks, break the ice, I try to do a few minutes of small talk with these chicks, some don't like it, some are cool enough to talk, through the translator. *.

**She had some man made d's, you could see a little space underneath them with her skin. They were spaced out. She had* light skin, and a cute birth mark on the middle of her nose; a brown little dot. She* wore some reddish lipstick. * *She* had a tattoo that went around her whole waist like a belt, flower, or something. She had* some wide hips. * Ass was smaller but nice. Her stomach almost looked like she had a kid because of some loose skin. I always ask the chicks if they had kids, she said she used to be* heavier. But she looked pretty* thin to me. I would have never guessed anything that she had been overweight. * *Pussy was slightly bald with a tiny Bush of straight black hair sticking up, Big pussy lips, and* Thin legs. I would say her* service* was 8/10. Pussy was tight. She didn't moan much, average height like 5'2. * Did some rimming. We did some LFK, also, she* had great tounge work, did the full tounge massage on my body, had some* good BBBJ and ball licking. *She can take a pounding, like a champ.

*As far as Looks you can look at the video yourself, she's cute. * But to each their own, theres other girls on Orange I. G that are great as well. She has a little bird tattoo on her ankle, and she said she was 24. * After you' ve been with over 30 asian chicks they all start to look the same. * She took all positions. I mean I can say an Overall good experience, no complaints. Give her a shot. So far I've been lucky enough to get a good line up of chicks, nothing bad yet. * But at the same time I have had some chicks at Orange that were subpar. Its a luck of the draw at these places. Not a bad girl. *.

[Mooyn]

I'm new to the these forums, I'm pretty young and was wondering if anybody had recommendations on places that'll accept me. I've done some research and know that most will turn me down if I tell them how old I am. I've been looking through the chat and I'm planning on seeing if Moon Spa, 81X Western, Blue Island, or Rose Spa will accept me.

[Englee]

Went to Orange today. Safe to say they are still open and running. Saw Jenny from their Instagram page. Looks exactly like her video.

[RonKonp]

Went to "Massage Chicago" today to see Linda and she is no longer there.

I was told she will now be working in NY.

I saw her replacement. 40 ish but sexy. . 6 for hour massage and I negotiated $. 4 for the deed. Decent massage massage 6/10. Tease 5/10. CBJ 6/10.

Cfs 6/10.

[BadDances]

Does anyone know if Bebe AKA Karly offers BBFS at SXL? PM if needed. Saw her years ago at Ozone. Had a good time.

Ohh that is a hard no for her. Not sure if she is in town.

[CivicSi213]

Does anyone know if Bebe AKA Karly offers BBFS at SXL? PM if needed. Saw her years ago at Ozone. Had a good time.