Massage Parlor Reports

**Fit312** · 03-19-24 23:30

Originally Posted by Coopertars [View Original Post]

Whats the usual discreet place in Grand Ave you're referring to? Grand Spa? West River?

It's authentic papasan gibberish.

**Mustashlo** · 03-19-24 21:58

I had a dream I went to Lavender. Walked in and was greeted by 35 something attractive Asian women with a great body.

Started with good massage and slight teasing.

On the flip she began to blow on the head, and massaged under the balls.

Top came up and bottom came down.

HJ finish.

Stay safe all.

**Coopertars** · 03-19-24 16:14

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

BTW. Lot of people outside the usual discreet place in Grand Ave. Got no onlookers except one weird old dude across the doorway. Either he was a client or even worse, 5. 0 is making their move. (This is all creative fiction BTW) Pops was looking all over the place. When I smiled, he refused eyed contact despite staring at me first.

Whats the usual discreet place in Grand Ave you're referring to? Grand Spa? West River?

**Baggio57** · 03-19-24 15:04

Originally Posted by MKEhe [View Original Post]

I frequently see people reference the Chinatown Apartments. Was hoping to get some clarification. I know that PD, 819, and Tokyo got shut down, and that Orange (never been) seems to operate with similar prices and services as the previously mentioned, shut down apartments. Other than Orange and the 3 that got shut down, I know of KP, but not trying to deal with a months-long application process.

I strongly prefer the apartment experience to the parlor experience. Are there "Chinatown Apartments" that I am missing here? Are they literally called that? Where can I find the ads? Do they advertise their girls like the other apartments do?

I would gladly exchange any info on any cities I've been to, and will happily take info either on here or in PM's.

If you go on adult search, escorts and filter for asian, nearly all of the ads are for apartments. Many different ads are for the same place, but you have to call / text to get the exact address and don't think that the girl in the ad will be the girl at the place.

**MKEhe** · 03-19-24 14:24

Originally Posted by PantherPride4 [View Original Post]

Oh It's the Chinatown Apartments. Okay I usually know most of them. They just haven't been as popular since Orange pop'd up. But they are better ran than 819 was.

I frequently see people reference the Chinatown Apartments. Was hoping to get some clarification. I know that PD, 819, and Tokyo got shut down, and that Orange (never been) seems to operate with similar prices and services as the previously mentioned, shut down apartments. Other than Orange and the 3 that got shut down, I know of KP, but not trying to deal with a months-long application process.

I strongly prefer the apartment experience to the parlor experience. Are there "Chinatown Apartments" that I am missing here? Are they literally called that? Where can I find the ads? Do they advertise their girls like the other apartments do?

I would gladly exchange any info on any cities I've been to, and will happily take info either on here or in PM's.

**Ratso100** · 03-19-24 13:45

I had the afternoon free and felt like treating myself. I wanted to get best bang (pun not intended) for my buck even if I spend more than 3 $ but I wasn't going to roll the dice on a new agency and lose a deposit fee. Plus I also seen lot of asian spas and apartments get raided and boarded, so stuck with CML to be safe. This is the second time, I went with Zara who seems to be the favorite on here. With good reason, she a bad ***** as the urban youth and their cringe tik tok impersonators say. However I am always about substance over style / service over looks.

Things were kinda odd tho from the get go. I wanted the full hour but she said she only did halves because she was booked. Bullshit because she let it slip I was her last client. To her credit her attitude matches her beautiful looks. She claims to be a nursing student (Either that's the defacto main job for working girls or one of the main lies they share to ease clients) and maybe that's why by far the best actual masseuse on deck, (then again that's a low bar on most "massage" spas) and knows to match your mood. I wasn't talkative, she wasn't talkative but comforting. However her extras are the big subtraction-She didn't offer them. As she went for the usual l1 , I asked. She was hesitant but gave her prices in almost a reluctant manner: She said $300 for l2 and $4 for FS. They went up or maybe she wasn't feeling well and just wanted to scare me off without losing a client. She succeed because I only did l1 and she got no tip. Fortunately, she went back to her chirpy self and got the job done.

Like they say YMMV. It also depends on the needs of the clients. If you prefer good massage hands from a smoking hot ass, she's for you. Idk, I feel she should of gone with April. She got a king kong booty and is more willing to put out if you got the cash. However I usually don't find Zara for my schedule, so I went with her.

BTW. Lot of people outside the usual discreet place in Grand Ave. Got no onlookers except one weird old dude across the doorway. Either he was a client or even worse, 5. 0 is making their move. (This is all creative fiction BTW) Pops was looking all over the place. When I smiled, he refused eyed contact despite staring at me first.

**SpaGuy21** · 03-19-24 10:20

Originally Posted by Baggio57 [View Original Post]

Saw the tape too, yet there have been two reviews posted within the last week or so on RM. Was going to call and see if I get directed to another site.

The 2 reviews since being busted are proof that site is filled with fake reviews, not secret code for it still being open. Their "advertising agency", likely based in China, never got the memo they were busted. You have to realize a lot of these spas and apts don't do their own "advertising" on sites like STG or bedpage. Rather, they go through an "advertising agency" to post both ads AND reviews. For a site like RM, unless it's a reviewer whose name you recognize, you have to literally double check reviewers post history to see if they're shilling or not. Pretty easy to pick up on, actually. As far as the advertising, when you start noticing the commonalities in posts between seemingly unassociated spas it actually becomes quite obvious that it's the work of one of these "advertising agencies" It makes sense, it's a business like any other, of course someone is going to capitalize on the marketing side of things.

**Baggio57** · 03-19-24 09:50

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

This place is closed down. Drove by and saw yellow sticker on the door.

Saw the tape too, yet there have been two reviews posted within the last week or so on RM. Was going to call and see if I get directed to another site.

**ConfuciusMan** · 03-19-24 09:26

This place is closed down. Drove by and saw yellow sticker on the door.

**LceMan** · 03-18-24 21:03

Originally Posted by ChriSilva [View Original Post]

I made an appointment with Chloe at today. When I arrived, Chloe met me with open arms. We took care of house business and went right to fun. Chloe loves the head game and after 4 Os, I covered up and started the main event. After about 5 min, she asked for doggie because she likes it better, so we did and I finished about 10 minutes later. We were both exhausted and I took my time cleaning up. Standard pricing and gratuity. Be safe out there.

Went a couple days ago. Attractive woman, 30's. Everything is on the menu, although she stated no bb anything.

**HappyGardener** · 03-18-24 18:46

Originally Posted by DWaits [View Original Post]

I completely agree. I have not seen Judy at OD, but have tried a few times. Every time I have gone there is an open sign but the front door is locked. She knows how to handle things. Others need to do the same if there is no mms sitting at the front. Not only is this move better for business but the move helps make things safer for everyone involved. Of course nothing will change.

Judy is rarely available for walk ups. She is usually booked 2-3 hours in advance. I usually set up something for her first thing in the morning or last thing at night. If you are a known customer, she will stay late for you.

**BigsKings** · 03-18-24 16:15

Originally Posted by Perversity [View Original Post]

I think it's best to assume discretion wherever you go. As far as the way to communicate, I think you're probably smart to follow the girl's lead. Communicate with her in the way that makes her comfortable.

I don't know if that's an issue with that place or just with that girl. I haven't been there that recently. If they're nervous about a crackdown, that's entirely reasonable at the moment.

Yeah I agree. I think given the recent situation maybe they are just more cautious especially for first time customer.

**Perversity** · 03-18-24 13:17

Originally Posted by ChicagoMonger1 [View Original Post]

I stopped by Orange, but I wasn't excited about the available girls. So I decided to try 3181 S. Archer for the first time. In light of what I'm used to at Orange, PD, etc. (open discussion about everything), 3181 was a culture shock. When I walked in, the girl asked if it was my first time there. I said yes. Then I asked her if kissing was available. She was shocked by my question. She said that only a massage was available. I paid 50 for the half hour, hoping that things would progress in the right direction. After a nice back massage, she told me to flip over. She started massaging my chest, and I started to roam. I thought things were headed in the right direction. Then she made a BJ gesture and FS gesture, and she asked what I wanted. I thought the coast was clear, so I said I wanted a blow job with no condom. She was shocked again. I guess I was just supposed to respond with a gesture rather than words? She asked if I was a cop, and I said no. She said that only a massage was available. I pointed out that she had just offered other services. She responded that she was new at the spa, and she didn't understand English. (Her English was good.) What do I have to do to get more than a massage here?

I think it's best to assume discretion wherever you go. As far as the way to communicate, I think you're probably smart to follow the girl's lead. Communicate with her in the way that makes her comfortable.

I don't know if that's an issue with that place or just with that girl. I haven't been there that recently. If they're nervous about a crackdown, that's entirely reasonable at the moment.

**Asphalt** · 03-18-24 12:24

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/MaryHealer

Missed my connection at ORD and the airline put me up at the Hilton there. I tried a couple of ads on massageanywhere.com but only Mari answered the text. We couldn't connect that night but I'm in Chicago sometimes and I might look her up. She told me she is often available to 3 or 4 in the morning. Not your typical legit provider but there isn't much in her ad or available searches that indicates otherwise. Has anyone seen her? She's pricey for legit but then if you can get a hotel massage at 1 am Then I wouldn't expect her to be cheap. Any info?

How about this one? https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/LiuMassage.

**DWaits** · 03-18-24 12:19

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

I've always said if all ladies are busy they should lock the door with a sign that says come back in 30 or whatever.

I completely agree. I have not seen Judy at OD, but have tried a few times. Every time I have gone there is an open sign but the front door is locked. She knows how to handle things. Others need to do the same if there is no mms sitting at the front. Not only is this move better for business but the move helps make things safer for everyone involved. Of course nothing will change.