2000-2004 Archived Reports

**Lou_Cypher** · 10-24-02 15:40

I wanted to thank you for taking that one for the rest of us
much appreciated, I know of another spot (probably from the same location you got yours from) that is a little more but much better, just ask and I'll share the info
Lata
Lou

**LoveAsia** · 10-24-02 15:32

OK...took one on the chin today. Went to a AMP in Flushing....College Point Blvd vicinity. Had to call from the corner and she met me and brought me back to her MP. Basement setup...food cooking in kitchen...u guys know the routine.

Bed/massage table...table with oil, powder and tissues.

Not the best massage but ok...50 for house which I think was steep considering the place. She looked like she had a nice rack but it was in fact an Asian Genie bra...nothing but flat, worn out droopy things harnessed in there.

She wanted 60 extra for HR...I don't think so! HR was mediocre but did the job. Won't be back. Tina was her name..supposedly from Hong Kong.

**Lou_Cypher** · 10-24-02 12:46

I should've mentioned this a while ago......
I used to go to clubs in Manhattan and I used to take the 59th Street bridge back home.......
As many of you know when you used to get off the bridge there'd be a bunch of broads outside in sexy outfits doing their thing...
well the cops shut that down after a few of them got their asses beat
One night I drove down there and followed the crowd, this 6 foot dark-skinned dude had this girl in a WWE headlock and ran her headfirst into the wall over some $$$, as we kept the cars moving a bunch of girls took off their heels and put them in their hands like weapons, they were going to kick his a**.......
never saw what happened by the time I got around they were all gone.....lol
it's not always forums that ruin the fun for us, it is sometimes these idiots calling themselves pimps.....

**stretch** · 10-24-02 10:42

Where isthis exactly in Flushing? I will be heading over there today around the same time. I know 35th and Linden and Leavitt, Im not sure where Farrington is. Let me know when you get a minute. Thanks!

**BigJohnHo** · 10-23-02 19:08

Wednesday afternoon at 32nd avenue, Flushing

Went there twice today. Once around 12pm and nothing except the usual black SW(this one is always work hard is there everyday). Again at around three o'clock and again nothing. Oh sorry this is actually the third time when I come around again at 4 pm. Suddenly there was this blonde at the corner where the taxi dispatcher is. Then after I turned the corner onto Farrington I saw two hot young black chics talking to a guy in a suv. I continued to turn and before I come back to 32nd Avenue I saw that blonde chic again and she look yummy. She got in ang I drove off with her. Her first word was "you don't remember me do you?". I was dumb founded but come to it quick. She is Nicole whom I dated once last Summer when she was like 30 lbs heavier. Then I remember saw her once like 2 months ago before they cemented that abandoned factory. But then I didn't recognize her either. I am glad to find her again. You just don't see meat this fresh around here anymore. Nicole is in her early 20's and got creamy white skin and looks very clean. $30 for a BBBJ and $10 tip to come in her mouth. No rush. I know the price is a bit on the high side but then you want filet mignon you pay filet mignon price. She will not give number said the husband was with her. Damn! I did give her my cell and hopefully she will hook with me again. She is probablly flat chested because I remember last Summer she said so and was senstive about it(she is truthly since I don't see much up there anyway). She does a pair of creamy white thigh though and creamy white ass and shaved pussy. I like the way she smells just like the young girls working at the supermarket cashier's registers. Wondering what they used because they all smelled the same way.

**Lou_Cypher** · 10-23-02 00:16

removing the knife just placed in my back for lack of proper wsg terminology (lol) ouch
CTFU

**Lou_Cypher** · 10-22-02 01:00

there was a post utopiaguide about this 1F place, so I called the #, I thought you'd find this funny
I called the # and the broad answers the phone, so I am truthful with her and just like they said over there she says "honey do you want outcall?" so before I could answer I hear what sounds like high heels walking towards her in the background, and she muffles the headset so I guess she thinks I cant hear the other broad talking to her, so when I asked her if I could just come in for incall she said "oh I am sorry nobody here" LOL

**Raw** · 10-21-02 09:25

Went and saw "Amy" at the College Point address...called first made an appointment...

A) Was admitted by a rubenesque Mamasan named CiCi who could barely speak English but WHAT A RACK...she asked me two questions that anyone with AMP experience knows what they are...

B) Amy was a cute 5.5...no chest...flat but nice ass...horrible teeth...

C) As I was undressing, the doorbell rang and Amy left...she came back a few moments later and said "Sorry...sorry...you no call.." Even tho I had. She pointed at her watch and said "Come back 7...?" I told her that I did in fact call...and showed her by whipping out my cell and pressed last # called and when Mamasan answered I said, "Way" and handed the phone to Amy who became confused that Mamsan was on the other end...they kicked the other guy out and I stayed...

Not a good impression, tho...

D) Horrible, horrible massage...but a real nice ball and butt tickle when she went to the "soft" portion of the session...

E) Negotiated a CBJ to $50...she got butt naked...nice ass...not much else...

F) It was horrible...she almost choked herself on my pecker even tho she was barely getting the head into her mouth (okay, I helped her a bit with my hand on the back of her head - but gently) and she stopped and dry heaved a few times...if I was less of a man, I'd have gone limp...but...I don't think my membership is any greater than the average whiteguy's...I've never choked anyone before anyway...

G) I popped, paid and split...

H) I will not be refrequenting that AMP...

I did find 33 Main in a Chinese newspaper but I couldn't get a timely apppointment...

**Stoner** · 10-19-02 01:00

Originally posted by Lou_Cypher
I can't crack this damn code

I Stumbled upon an old Goldstein issue I kept because the cover was awesome and a # in it still works.
1st call: lady says, you call here before: I say no, she says call back next month (lol)

2nd call: I use a different line deeper voice she says "ok, I wait for you, hangs up before I get the location"

I need help to crack this code, then I can share the info.

A code? A code? Pass the number up, I'll give it a shot if you.

For every AMP I've been to, the answer is always the same:
:: lady says, you call here before?
::You say: Yeah, several times, but I've been busy the past few months. Is that new girl still here?

Establish connection that you've been there before and know the ropes, no games. Be confident.

I agree, you just can't miss at an AMP if you do just that...be confident. They make money by making YOU happy. They don't give a shit, except to make sure you're legit. Its not like they have a rotating passwords and pad-locked chastity belts, dude.

**Raw** · 10-18-02 10:30

33 Main? Any chance I can get deets? Do they take avg. white guys? I can reciprocate...

azianluv@hotmail.com

**Raw** · 10-18-02 09:56

I've seen that sign twice...once in NYC at the old Eldridge place that is long gone but where you could hear screaming orgasms from the next "room" and whrre you could get two girls to glob your knob **SIGH** and in Thailand...the sign in Thailand was as funny as Asians can be in their beautifully contradictory way...it said:

Shower and Sauna Only
No Sex Services
Condoms Available

Both notices were required by law...or so I was told...

**huaren pussy** · 10-18-02 01:44

Originally posted by bigjohnho
I m kind of puzzled by all these AMP experiences you guys are posting. Back when I was still going to the AMPs in Queens, I never ask for any kind of particular services and no girl ever ask me what I want. They know what i want. It goes without saying that I was there to fuck them. So it is really strange that you went to a AMP and asking and refused services. I just don't get it. Is that a white thing or black thing or something?

The best AMP I ever been to is "33 Main" a few years back. They always has like a dozen for more girls and I would say at least 1/3 of them are 8 or above. With mixed Koreans, Malaysians, Chineses, Vietnamese. My favorites are the Vietnamese. I still have much savoured memory of that place.

33 Main's still around, or at least they still advertise in the Chinese newspapers

**BigJohnHo** · 10-17-02 23:01

I m kind of puzzled by all these AMP experiences you guys are posting. Back when I was still going to the AMPs in Queens, I never ask for any kind of particular services and no girl ever ask me what I want. They know what i want. It goes without saying that I was there to fuck them. So it is really strange that you went to a AMP and asking and refused services. I just don't get it. Is that a white thing or black thing or something?

The best AMP I ever been to is "33 Main" a few years back. They always has like a dozen for more girls and I would say at least 1/3 of them are 8 or above. With mixed Koreans, Malaysians, Chineses, Vietnamese. My favorites are the Vietnamese. I still have much savoured memory of that place.

**Lou_Cypher** · 10-17-02 17:32

I can't crack this damn code

I Stumbled upon an old Goldstein issue I kept because the cover was awesome and a # in it still works.
1st call: lady says, you call here before: I say no, she says call back next month (lol)

2nd call: I use a different line deeper voice she says "ok, I wait for you, hangs up before I get the location"

I need help to crack this code, then I can share the info.

oh yeah, about that AMP, I'll try it tonight, da heck I'm bored and dont feel like paying Niecy at TJ's .60 for a HJ

**Lou_Cypher** · 10-16-02 17:04

On my way home from a meeting today I decided to stop by a local magazine stand in Flushing and check out some mags. I browsed a bit then saw the times which costs so little but has so much. I stopped by one AMP just to see how good the looks were. Let's just say I walked right out, a 3 at best and no shape, and Lou likes a little shape. I come home and check out the forum and King of Queens JUST GOT DONE talking about this place earlier. The cherry spot, lol. Here's the deal with this shithole. You call one # and the phone is answered, no games, she was just a 3. There is a 347 # in the same section and it's linked to the cherry #. I know this because I went to the wrong spot and got back in my ride, then called the 347 # to see how close it was and the broad said "the door will be open, go back" LOLLLL

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