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Unfortunately we (the customer) are not really united that way.
well, then, let's GET united that way. This is the perfect place to organize. Comrades, we declare the revolution! <G>
Golferfore
07-26-10, 00:05
So, I am driving down south and think, how about a little rub, hadn't been to this place in a while, and for the record, this was kind of like my km on the southside, never a problem, never a discussion, just $60 + $40 and I was well taken care of.
So, I thought there might be an issue when the new lady didn't speak a word of english, I was for certain there was an issue when during the TS she was using a loofah on a stick to do the wash, I was like ah well, its only $60
So she gives me a pretty good massage and it was well needed, but she is staying well out of arms reach and finally on the flip, I just lose the towel and wait, she just ignores it and says all done.
So watch this, She wipes me down, gets rid of the excess oil. I get dressed, she waits outside and looks at me expectantly, and I just keep walking, then the papasan says how was it and I say "it sucked, this place used to be better"
I walk out the back door, get in my car and drive away.
Perhaps if I return, the situation will be different.
Regards,
P.S. Thank goodness for my secret stash of "legit" therapists who offer extras and great massages.
Called there last week, asked for Mei, atf that I haven't seen in awhile was not there. Was told she went back to China, vacation. Or, she no longer works there. Any one else know anything.
Thanks, BarneyI misposted my May update in backpage review section - look for it there. Basically, she's back in town, but not settled at a location yet.
Poon Hunter323
07-27-10, 13:49
Any of you gents have any info on a spa that has relocated to Jacksonville, FL from 2718 N Motzart Suite 1. Advertises here on Craigslist as professional spa services, just wondering if she is on the up and up or are any extras offered? Any help you could provide would be great, please feel free to PM me any info you may have. Her website is mia sophia spa .com (one word)
Thanks,
PH323
Nicky Forza
07-27-10, 14:05
I misposted my May update in backpage review section - look for it there. Basically, she's back in town, but not settled at a location yet.
Mei has been back from CA for a while now. She was working at China Spa then went to Paradise in the loop. She recently left Paradise and right now isn't working anywhere. Will be leaving for Hong Kong the first week of September. Just to make sure we're all talking about the same Mei, the lovely lady Im referring to has a mole on the right side of her right tit.
Nighthawk55
07-27-10, 18:18
I was driving in the 60xx block of Irving Park and saw "Pro Beauty". Didn't have time to stop, as I was off to see a sub-contractor. But wanted to know if anyone has checked it out.
Any info?
After a relatively short time in the hobby, I think I might be done.
Maybe it was just a coincidence, but I got athletes foot shortly after having a table shower at what seemed to be a clean spa.
On another (recent) occasion, I got sinusitus (no fun) after a massage at a different spa. Maybe that too was a coincidence, but the masseuse had been sneezing/sniffing a little. Her english wasn't good enough to ask, but I suspect she would have told me that she had allergies.
In any case, maybe these are just the warning signs I need to get a new hobby.
Al Melrose
07-28-10, 00:51
After a relatively short time in the hobby, I think I might be done.
Maybe it was just a coincidence, but I got athletes foot shortly after having a table shower at what seemed to be a clean spa.
On another (recent) occasion, I got sinusitus (no fun) after a massage at a different spa. Maybe that too was a coincidence, but the masseuse had been sneezing/sniffing a little. Her english wasn't good enough to ask, but I suspect she would have told me that she had allergies.
In any case, maybe these are just the warning signs I need to get a new hobby.
OMG, Athletes foot!!!!!!!!!!! How will you survive? Yes, I think you should retire. Not sure what your new hobby should be, but my guess is that it should not involve people.
Wow! If you think that's funny, you'll absolutely be in stitches if you read the Mayo Clinic's article about Athlete's foot and it's cousins Ringworm and Jock itch. Imagine. Being concerned because of possible cleanliness issues at a cat house.
OMG, Athletes foot! How will you survive? Yes, I think you should retire. Not sure what your new hobby should be, but my guess is that it should not involve people.
I tend to do escorts, Apartment girls, but I was out in Uk Village/Noble Square and noticed a bunch of "spas" on Ashland (One offering "Oriental" style massage one called "Rose" I think), and another one on North Ave in Wicker Park, and another one on Chicago Ave in the middle of the Uk grandma area. The one on Chicago offered typical services but I noticed that the services women might use required "an appointment." None of them looked like the Yoga/Massage places your girlfriend might go to if you catch my drift and had hours till 9 or 10.
What's the word on these places?
BeetleJuice001
07-28-10, 13:32
I actually take this a step further. I usually arrive at least 15 minutes early and park a few blocks away, on the opposite side of the street. I walk on the opposite side a little past the mp and double back when I know the coast is clear...
The other reason is that I can never find parking closer than a few blocks away. :P
BJ001
Generally I park at least a block away, then take a casual walk to the mp. It works for me. If you call ahead and make the request, most places will let you slip in and out the back door.
Wesley Pipes
07-28-10, 13:57
Wondering has anyone checked them out. Would like to get any info one them. They advertise on both CL and BP. Pm me if you dont want to post on forum.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/1867853262.html
Wesley Pipes
07-28-10, 14:07
Any info on this place? Feel free to PM any details.
Thank you.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/1867853262.html
Got stood up by Alexandra / Sasha who works out of hotel near Lincoln and Peterson. She is an incredible deal, as you may see on the Back Page Review thread--if she shows up.
I normally use Chinese apartments, but none of my normal places were nearby--so I thought I would try the BD Massage store I had driven by on Lincoln.
This is a Chinese store, even though this is a heavily Korean area. The 3 girls were all cute. I asked for the youngest--about 30 with cute face and hot body.
The rooms have no doors--only curtains.
When we got to the room, I gave her my normal big hug and kiss and she asked me what I wanted to do. I told her FS, and she said that would be $200 on top of the $45 house fee for 30 min.
The negotiation was prolonged and came down in increments as I held firm to $100 for fs (I started at $60). She tried to keep it to bj for $100, but finally caved.
We went at it, but she insisted on keeping her dress around her waist and wanted to be in control. A little daty finally loosened her up, and she came. Then she rushed to get on top--using plastic wrap, since she said they had no condoms. It was all pretty rushed, but I got my fill.
Good to know that the full menu is available and that they will bargain. However, this was no match for either Sasha or the Chinese apts.
P
I actually stopped going to Spa One for that very reason. Athlete's foot 3 times in a row. Never happened anywhere else, except the gym of course. I wonder... Do they make prophylactics for feet? LOL
Wow! If you think that's funny, you'll absolutely be in stitches if you read the Mayo Clinic's article about Athlete's foot and it's cousins Ringworm and Jock itch. Imagine. Being concerned because of possible cleanliness issues at a cat house.
I actually stopped going to Spa One for that very reason. Athlete's foot 3 times in a row. Never happened anywhere else, except the gym of course. I wonder... Do they make prophylactics for feet? LOL
No, but they make shoes. A pair of tongs should be in your kit. Along with a fresh towel, your favorite hat, and some lube. I also bring along my own scrubbie to get cleaned with. And change of clothes, because my desk job hasn't come in yet. Oh yeah, a candy bar for the Mamasan, so my ride is better than yours.
ProBeauty at 6017 W. Irving Park I think there new to CL and BP?
Not sure of there name there add states:
NEW OPENED ASIAN DAY SPA, GRAND OPENING RELAXASIAN DAY SPA,
MAGIC TOUCH. ASIAN Beauties PROFESSIONALS (PALOS HEIGHTS)
I called first good English the girl told me 7208 W. 119 pl. not there. It's across the street wright across from Starbucks back door 7208 on door. Rt. 83 and Harlem. Any one know anything?
Nighthawk55
07-29-10, 09:19
A little daty finally loosened her up, and she came. Then she rushed to get on top--using plastic wrap, since she said they had no condoms. Dude, you are the Travis Pastrana of Chicago mongers! There is no risk too great.
DATY?! Plastic wrap instead of a real wrapper?! Wow.
Not sure of there name there add states:
NEW OPENED ASIAN DAY SPA, GRAND OPENING RELAXASIAN DAY SPA,
MAGIC TOUCH. ASIAN Beauties PROFESSIONALS (PALOS HEIGHTS)
I called first good English the girl told me 7208 W. 119 pl. not there. It's across the street wright across from Starbucks back door 7208 on door. Rt. 83 and Harlem. Any one know anything?Legit - girls relocated from spa at 115th & harlem (now closed) - walls paper thin, lots of talking, ok massage, table bath (like being in hospital)
Any info on this place? Feel free to PM any details.
Thank you.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/1867853262.htmlI was there, when they first opened. The massage was not worth going back to. As far as extras, at that time, no amount of money was getting it. They are good looking though, but have no clue what they were doing.
I'm sure almost everyone has seen their ads in BP or CL. Tried them out, and it rocked. Almost as good as my ATF, and that's saying something. I don't want to say the girl's name here, but trusted seniors can PM me for more info.
I can say that they get my highest recommendation.
Sticky Rice
07-29-10, 21:41
I'm sure almost everyone has seen their ads in BP or CL. Tried them out, and it rocked. Almost as good as my ATF, and that's saying something. I don't want to say the girl's name here, but trusted seniors can PM me for more info.
I can say that they get my highest recommendation.You must have been the monger their when I called. No one picked up when I called and I was in need. Decide to drive down to B&D on lincoln bases on recent reviews. Although not as spectacular as your experience, I would not recommend.
Paid $65 for the hour and got a Korean in her 40's. The waiting area is somewhere from a bad trailer trash movie. Was told to wait 5 mins (one of you other mongers were there first).
Taken to the rooms and curtains are the only thing that separates you from the hallway. I get undress and lay down. She comes in and puts on the towel which I didn't mind because the a/c was screaming and I felt like hyperthermia was setting in as my teeth are chattering. She starts the massage which include brushing her hand up and down my back and legs. I was waiting for when the actual rub or pressure would be applied but to my display it never happen. So 10-15 mins into her sweeping my back she tells me to flip. At this point I knew I was going to be cut short my hour so I give her am light smack in her ass which she replied positively. I'm looking for a full entre and she wants $2. 0 which I replied with $60 since she was more like ground beef than a fine filet. I was hungry so we settled for $1. 0 for the entre and I began my meal. As I thought it was not as filling as I expected.
Overall, paid $1.65. For an unappetizing meal. I am having buyers remorse. I could have had a finer filet at the other apts but settled for an overpriced overdone burger.
I don't plan on eating here again. Should have had Mexican like you did.
Sticky Rice
07-29-10, 21:51
I actually stopped going to Spa One for that very reason. Athlete's foot 3 times in a row. Never happened anywhere else, except the gym of course. I wonder... Do they make prophylactics for feet? LOL
I always pass on the TS, the thought of having my naked ass where hundreds of you mongers have been makes me cringe.
Legit - girls relocated from spa at 115th & harlem (now closed) - walls paper thin, lots of talking, ok massage, table bath (like being in hospital)
I was talking to a friend today. He said the same thing you do. Plus he thinks that the one in Chicago Ridge has the same owners. Not much to talk about there legit.
Dangerously
07-30-10, 00:17
I always pass on the TS, the thought of having my naked ass where hundreds of you mongers have been makes me cringe.
The good places both wash the TS beforehand while you are standing there, and wash again while you sit in the sauna to dry.
Having said that, I've had similar thoughts when I get a prostate massage ...
I always pass on the TS, the thought of having my naked ass where hundreds of you mongers have been makes me cringe.
That's nice. So your sweaty unbathed stinky ass has been on the same massage table as my nice clean freshly bathed ass. What spa did you say you go to? I'm never going there again. :-)
Kevin Jones11
07-31-10, 23:48
I'm a regular from the Tennessee forum who will be staying in the Naperville / Aurora / Downers Grove area for about a week. I'm looking for suggestions on good AMPs in or near those areas. If they exist. I have read the last 10 pages or so of this forum and it sounds like they are mostly in Chicago proper. Any suggestions are appreciated. I'm also open to incall/outcall massage girls. Feel free to PM.
Thanks in advance! Be safe all.
PussyPoker
08-01-10, 01:01
Called the number for Foster & California 3 times on Thursday and 3 times on Friday. No answer and mail box was full. So I called this add on CL.
@ BIG SPECIAL @ $$40.00HR WARM HANDS N RELAXING MASSAGE ****@@@@ (SOUTH SIDE)
ENJOY ONE HR. SWEDISH N DEEP TISSUE, RELAXING MASSAGE, TRY OUR MAGIC HANDS ON YOUR BODY THIS IS FULL BODY WORK MASSAGE, CLEAN N CONFORTABLE TABLE MASSAGE, BY PROFECIONAL LATIN GIRLS, WE OPEN 10:00AM TO 8:00PM PLEASE CALL BY APPT. ** 773 567 7181 **
Set up a visit at 8:00 pm. She told me to call when I got to California and Archer. Called and she said it would be another 20 minutes. I was waiting around i drove by China Spa and President Spa and they were both closed for the night. As i get to the building Rosey calls and told me to come on up. As i walked in the apartment i was hoping for someone younger and skinny. But it was not to be. She was about 5', big tits and bigger belly. Not really a massage more like a body rub. On the flip she gave me the menu. 80 nude hj,100 nude bj. Got her down to 40 for a fully clothed hj. I wll not go back.
If someone wants the adderss just pm me
PP
I'm a regular from the Tennessee forum who will be staying in the Naperville / Aurora / Downers Grove area for about a week. I'm looking for suggestions on good AMPs in or near those areas. If they exist. I have read the last 10 pages or so of this forum and it sounds like they are mostly in Chicago proper. Any suggestions are appreciated. I'm also open to incall/outcall massage girls. Feel free to PM.
Thanks in advance! Be safe all.
Check the Lombard forum (pages). Plenty of tips there.
Doogie0039
08-01-10, 13:08
I noticed it has been closed all week.
Does anyone have any information?
Donny Devito
08-01-10, 14:10
I noticed it has been closed all week.
Does anyone have any information?I went there about 2 weeks ago and had a horrible time. The girl failed to provide any extras and even showed me pictures of her kids. The worst part was how she kept talking naughty to me. About how she is a latina and has a curvy body, ect. You guys are familiar with the typical "you're so hot" BS. Needless to say, I left without giving her a tip and will never be back. I told the Chinese guy in the front that the service did not live up to their reputation and then left.
She even told me about how she was the only girl there that didn't do extras. The luck...
I did get what I was looking for farther south on Western Ave
Kevin Jones11
08-01-10, 15:01
Check the Lombard forum (pages). Plenty of tips there.The tip is much appreciated. It has provided me with a morning full of good reading and 3 places on my "to visit" list when I get to town.
Thanks and be safe.
Al Melrose
08-02-10, 01:30
...
Next stop was at 5054 Irving Pk. as her ad mentioned $39 for an hour.
It is a place next to an actual massage school. A Latina girl took me
to the room, told me get undressed and get under the sheet. The time
was 1:45. She told me she use to work for at chiropractic office for 2
years. She really knew her stuff and gave a great legit massage but
at last, she didn't like being touched. That was ok. and the massage was
over at 3... nice hour and 15 minutes. Bonus!! I will return, but I'm
not sure of her name... however, it started with a 'V' I'm sure about
that. There's only one other place in Chicago where I like to get a
legit massage like this gal gave me and that would have to be TLC. ...
I know I read this report, but it did not register when I saw the $39 ad. I called and a Latina with really poor English answered. So I figured a Latina place. She gave me the address, I think that it sounds familar.
As I get close it finally occurs to me that it is the School. I say, oh well, let me check it out only .4.
I enter there is an Asian guy and a cute but chunky chick at the front desk. She quotes .6, I tell her I saw an ad for .39, she replies CL ok .4.
Tells me to change and to leave on the underwear, and get under the sheets. I debate if I should leave, but once again it is only .4.
Above average massage, but arms under the sheets except when arm was massaged so no chance for roaming. On flip, spent some time on legs, but mostly head and a little on upper chest.
As I am leaving I am told I can stay and relax and watch TV, I decline.
But there was a really hot girl now at the front desk. I am sure legit also, but really hot.
Nicky Forza
08-02-10, 11:11
The regular papasan has been gone for a while now and there's a younger guy in his place. I sensed that the new boss is not very well liked...possibly mistreating the girls. Appears to be a complete change of personnel. The replacements are substandard imo. Went to Health Accupunture on Archer and saw 2 of my favorite therapists who used to work on 31st street. It was like a great homecoming.
For those of you that might have driven by Bella's and noticed the lack of activity. Well it's for good reason. The place is closed! I talked with Mia (mamasan) and she gave me some BS about the owner and a dog or some crap like that I just heard blah blah blah! Anyway she claims she's going to re-open when she finds a new place. I don't know whether or not that will be the case since she's always bitching about Chicago and how she wants to go back to China. I'm guessing she actually got shut down by LE? The truth is probably somewhere in between.
Just what we need. Cops getting killed in the streets, drive by shootings, kids dying in the streets, general mayhem everywhere and the police are busy using resources to shut down a frigging rub and tug joint? I can't wait until this election is over. Presumably that's the reason they are going after the few fun places left. I can't believe they closed down Lisunia and Bella in the same year! I'm down to a few scraps left. This sucks!
I understand Tiffany is doing outcalls. If anyone knows her digits I'd greatly appreciate it if you could PM them to me. We need to keep her busy!
Oh well I guess I've got to start all over again. Happy hunting out there.
The regular papasan has been gone for a while now and there's a younger guy in his place. I sensed that the new boss is not very well liked...possibly mistreating the girls. Appears to be a complete change of personnel. The replacements are substandard imo. Went to Health Accupunture on Archer and saw 2 of my favorite therapists who used to work on 31st street. It was like a great homecoming.
Lulu put some new girls on? Lulu gives a realy great massage. The other girl there Judy not that good.
Nothing on Annie yet?
I never heard of this place before today. It's on the 2en floor Chinatown Squ. I was looking for Alice's Spa found this one by accident. Alice's is on the 1st floor. Walked in young guy behind counter. Two girls there older fair looking short skirts. 65 at door TS extra I passed. Good massage no extra yet She seemed to be worried about LE and hand cuffs really paranoid. I think her name was CC. My hands got to roam a little on her smooth legs. Before she pulled back. Good legit massage 62 min's long. That's good rather be over on time than under.
Readytogo1320
08-03-10, 11:14
Hi,
I am visiting this weekend and staying in downtown but will also be in Lincoln Park. Are there any nice, safe places nearby for me to visit. I have read a lot of the reviews but don't know what is close to downtown or Lincoln Park.
Thanks,
Weekend Visitor
Just wondering if anybody visited this place recently? Appreciate your response.
Thanks!
Asiana Spa & Massage
2407 E Oakton St
Pussy Prowler
08-03-10, 18:14
Had to go back,
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1878307685.html
As I stated before, she was a young hispanic, very cute, no more than 23, a real gem, ask for ruby. She's about 5-5 and 119 pounds, a b cup very petite but extremely pretty latina. Not the girl in the pic but hotter because she s like a hot young hispanic girl next door type that you might see at the mall. Her massage skills are only above average but after some coaxing (pleading actually, haha) I got FS for 200 total! Don't ruin this one guys as she is very sweet and there are others that work here as well, don't know if they do anything extra but this place is in a condo/office building, they take cc's and it's in a very upscale chicago area (streeterville) so I have no idea how long they will last. Be respectful, don't seem like LE, (I look very young so no way I'm getting confused for a cop) and be polite when you ask. At first she said no but I kept my hand planted on her ass and finally she agreed after I offered 200 total. It's already 95 for the hour anyhow so it was a steal! I may make her my regular.
First visit to Oki. $70 for hour with table shower. Had a fairly young cutie; name starts with A. Seemed a bit shy but warmed up during table shower. Good massage, limited options on flip and requested $ in advance. Price so high was going to decline, but she insisted on giving massage down south. She remained fully clothed but roaming allowed. After massage, it was a bit odd. She jumped up on table and laid in my arms for a while can continued some light rubbing. She made sure that I knew that she was the real deal, no bolt ons. Stayed beyond hour. Probably will not repeat unless I happen to be in area. Nice girl though.
Raincoater
08-03-10, 22:40
There is an 'acupuncture' place right next to the fire station in Chinatown. Anyone been lately? Couldn't find much on the forums.
Raincoater
08-03-10, 22:45
Stopped in at a restaurant where you can get anything you want today. I don't know why I always go back there. Could be the easy parking, or the downright cheap price.
Pickings are always slim there, though. Today, it was "old lady" or Cindy. I went with Cindy.
Anyway, Cindy, not much to look at, but a fine pair of breasts. And today she introduced me to prostate massage--unexpectedly--which was a helluva a shocker, but dayum. I think I painted the ceiling.
In and out for 3/4. Can't beat that pricing in this economy.
RC
The regular papasan has been gone for a while now and there's a younger guy in his place. I sensed that the new boss is not very well liked...possibly mistreating the girls. Appears to be a complete change of personnel. The replacements are substandard imo. Went to Health Accupunture on Archer and saw 2 of my favorite therapists who used to work on 31st street. It was like a great homecoming.
I haven't been to 31 in a long long time. When I went there last they were on the other side of the street. I heard the new boss was not liked too.
I went to see Lulu at Health Accupunture on Archer today. Your wright two new girls both nice. The young one kind of short nice looking. She told me her name was Sherry. Said she was from South Bend Ind. Been doing massages around 3 months. I would like to thank you for telling us about the new girls. I tryed Sherry today every bit as good as Lulu if not better. Can't wate to try the tall one Iv'e seen the tall one some where I asked her if she worked at 31st Street. She seemed like she didn't understand. She is going to realy have to be great to be better than Sherry. (IS SHE?) I haven't been to 31st in a long time. Year are Two
Stopped in at a restaurant where you can get anything you want today. I don't know why I always go back there. Could be the easy parking, or the downright cheap price.
Pickings are always slim there, though. Today, it was "old lady" or Cindy. I went with Cindy.
Anyway, Cindy, not much to look at, but a fine pair of breasts. And today she introduced me to prostate massage--unexpectedly--which was a helluva a shocker, but dayum. I think I painted the ceiling.
In and out for 3/4. Can't beat that pricing in this economy.
RC
Where is this Cindy and the old lady with the cheep price? And whats the name?
There is an 'acupuncture' place right next to the fire station in Chinatown. Anyone been lately? Couldn't find much on the forums.
Your not ready for this, There was a Lisa there for a long time, Not sure if shes still there. I cant do that long stair case to the top. Lisa was realy good.
I was perusing the newspapers (online), and I came up with this story. The first lady doesn't look bad, for Amp standards. I assume she's new, and the second lady looks like she's been doing it for a while. Check it out! It's a before and after picture of the ladies, when they start working at the amps.
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/08/crystal-lake-massage-parlor-bust-prostitution.html
Arrests at massage parlors in Crystal Lake, Hampshire
August 3, 2010 2:00 AM | 19 Comments | UPDATED STORY
Patrons were being offered more than massages at massage parlors in Crystal Lake and Hampshire, authorities said.
Employees at the East West Healing Touch parlors in both towns were charged recently with prostitution following an undercover operation that revealed patrons were being offered sexual favors for money, Illinois State Police Master Sgt. Tim Sebastian said.
I think there is an Arlo Guthrie reference below. If this doesn't explain it, then PM me.
Where is this Cindy and the old lady with the cheep price? And whats the name?
There is an 'acupuncture' place right next to the fire station in Chinatown. Anyone been lately? Couldn't find much on the forums.I can't speak to the location in CT, but if you search this forum for Mercy, I can say that the N Mich Ave location is still true to what's been written. I assume by interpolation they all remain the same as they have been.
Works for me.
High Riser
08-04-10, 23:05
I think there is an Arlo Guthrie reference below. If this doesn't explain it, then PM me.But then again...
And you can't always get what you want.
Honey, you can't always get what you want.
You can't always get what you want.
But if you try sometime, yeah.
You just might find you get what you need!
The Rolling Stones understand mongering.
Doogie0039
08-05-10, 12:38
I smell BS.
This place keeps you nailed like a coffin lid with a cover.
Had to go back,
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1878307685.html
As I stated before, she was a young hispanic, very cute, no more than 23, a real gem, ask for ruby. She's about 5-5 and 119 pounds, a b cup very petite but extremely pretty latina. Not the girl in the pic but hotter because she s like a hot young hispanic girl next door type that you might see at the mall. Her massage skills are only above average but after some coaxing (pleading actually, haha) I got FS for 200 total! Don't ruin this one guys as she is very sweet and there are others that work here as well, don't know if they do anything extra but this place is in a condo/office building, they take cc's and it's in a very upscale chicago area (streeterville) so I have no idea how long they will last. Be respectful, don't seem like LE, (I look very young so no way I'm getting confused for a cop) and be polite when you ask. At first she said no but I kept my hand planted on her ass and finally she agreed after I offered 200 total. It's already 95 for the hour anyhow so it was a steal! I may make her my regular.
Ok people, is this BS or what?
I smell BS.
This place keeps you nailed like a coffin lid with a cover.
Ok people, is this BS or what?
I vote BS, because that ad is for the Elle Homme girls. From what I've read here, they're usually very attractive, very expensive (.95/hr?! Really?!) and strictly legit. PP's report was the first I've ever read where someone got extras from this group.
This might be a repeat of the Spa Pleasures incident with me and Gopher. PP gets extras, raves about it on here to get some of us to go, then when we do we get shot down. Does anyone want to spend .95 if there's a chance nothing will happen? I don't. I don't care how good looking they are or how good their massages are, if I didn't get any action from them, I'd be extremely pissed.
I just don't think it's a good risk to take, moneywise.
I smell BS.
This place keeps you nailed like a coffin lid with a cover.
I'm not quite sure I smell BS, but I sure as hell wouldn't expect this to be SOP there. They have a well-earned reputation for being prick teases.
I vote BS, because that ad is for the Elle Homme girls. From what I've read here, they're usually very attractive, very expensive (.95/hr?! Really?!) and strictly legit. PP's report was the first I've ever read where someone got extras from this group.If Prowler says he got FS, I believe him. I have had the good fortune to follow some of his recommendations both on the public forum and back channel, and he has never steered me wrong. He always described the provider's looks accurately, what services they provided and their cost. So I for one will be off to see Ruby sometime in the near future.
Pussy Prowler
08-06-10, 04:21
Hey thanks Tiger, yeah well I don't really care if people believe me or not, I've done my share of intel and private messages with detailed info on providers to other members on here so my reputation on a message board doesn't concern me. I will however state that I misquoted the total, it was 300 total (200 for FS AFTER the 95) so total was 295 I had already paid for the hour session through CC initially before I went up there and then I pulled out 2 bills for the FS, everything was covered and she was hesitant, and no I'm no Brad Pitt by any means but I'm friendly, clean and look harmless for the most part, don't resemble LE since I look young (I'm 30 but I look 25). The massage takes place in a high rise condo type building where there is office space/retail on the lower floors. I thought something might be fishy when I first went to one floor to check in and meet my provider, because after I paid for the hour by credit card (wanted to get that out of the way) we went to a different floor and it was obvious that a few other people in the elevator with us gave me some snarky looks. When we entered the floor where I was to get my massage there was this older fellow, business exec type who didn't seem too pleased to be seen there, LOL as he put the newspaper over his face as I walked by. Anyhow the massage was so crappy even on my 2nd visit to this young hispanic girl I simply asked if there were any extra's this time while carefully stroking her ass. She seemed a bit nervous and hesitant and said "what do you mean by that? " And so I said full service,. She said I don't think so, we don't do that here but then I countered and offered 200. She asked if I had the $$ and I got up, full errection to get it out of my jeans. She took it and left the room, came back and took off her clothes. The FS was pretty mechanical as I was nervous and did missionary then doggy before the finish, also a covered and unenthusiastic BJ but I was just stoked that I was getting FS even though in retrospect hotter escorts can be had for the 300. 00 price point. But it was the whole girl next door, unexpected innocent thing that got me riled up so if anyone wants to check it out go for it. I didn't ask if it was ok I share this info but I figure I'm not the only one who has struck gold at this place judging from the enviroment. There is no sign and I doubt any of these girls are CMT's judging from the half ass massage. YMMV but I have no reason to BS this so think what you want. One thing is for sure, people are not going here for the massage as it was very weak!
Don Corleone
08-06-10, 05:47
If Prowler says he got FS, I believe him. I have had the good fortune to follow some of his recommendations both on the public forum and back channel, and he has never steered me wrong. He always described the provider's looks accurately, what services they provided and their cost. So I for one will be off to see Ruby sometime in the near future.Well please do keep us posted on what you find!
Hey guys I'm a newbie and I've been reading a ton of posts of the mp's around here and I'm having trouble picking one cause there are so many conflicting results. So if someone can give me their atf in the northwest burbs I'd appreciate it.
Carpe Dium
08-07-10, 00:52
I went to see Lulu at Health Accupunture on Archer today. Your wright two new girls both nice. The young one kind of short nice looking. She told me her name was Sherry. Said she was from South Bend Ind. Been doing massages around 3 months. I would like to thank you for telling us about the new girls. I tryed Sherry today every bit as good as Lulu if not better. Can't wate to try the tall one Iv'e seen the tall one some where I asked her if she worked at 31st Street. She seemed like she didn't understand. She is going to realy have to be great to be better than Sherry. (IS SHE?) I haven't been to 31st in a long time. Year are Two
Went to see Lulu since all the good reviews of a good massage.
But Lulu was gone....as it was late about nine so i got the new girl "Sherry" She was average spinner type but it was late and and my choices were limited to there...so i accepted.
Now the bad points...the place had a stench like a backed up sewer....
Then off to the table shower and no flip flops so I dreaded going barefoot. Once there a lot of standing water on the floor.
The table shower was cold and Sherry did not heat it up with warm water brrrrr....otherwise the table massage was good as she covered all of the nooks and crannies. On the flip she washed everything.
Then off to the massage table. It was decent as she massaged, bent and bent limbs though not an erotic tease but a good overall massage.
now the flip....she asks you want? ...I say yes please. She says you tip me? I say yes then she says how much you tip me? ....now I lost interest and I never return to a place that haggles over a tip. I hate when they ask for tip up front and on top of that ask how much.
So I say the standard is 40....she responds no I want 60. Then i say what do I get for 60.....to which she responds a very good HJ. Now she was very sweet and did not ask for the tip up front so I said we will see .
Well. the result was nothing more then a good HJ with her fully clothed. She blocked roaming by locking her arms to prevent access to her top...in other words a good HJ fully clothed without any roaming.
So in conclusion i gave her 40....and since she was nice and sweet I had to inform that the standard for a clothed HJ is 40 .
She replied that in Indiana all of the people were nice and paid 60.
I told her that In Chicago, there is a lot more competition and if she tries for 60 she will lose a lot of clients as there many places where you can get more for 40..tip.
Don't get me wrong...she was nice and sweet and does a decent massage... just mis-informed as to the rates here in Chicago. And although her massage was decent and HJ was good, the bottom line is I wont return because of the environment of the place. the place is nasty....
P.S. she says Lulu went on vacation.....
Member #5121
08-07-10, 17:11
I second your opinion, Chi Guy. My one experience with an Elle Homme girl was an awesome massage from a hottie that left me with DIY at home. Tease indeed.
I'm not quite sure I smell BS, but I sure as hell wouldn't expect this to be SOP there. They have a well-earned reputation for being prick teases.
Had an itch tonight and after calling 3 different places where no one answered or said they would call back and never did... I decided to drive down Irving Park and stop at the first place I saw. The place looked closed, so I decided to call (sign had phone number) and was told they were still open. Went inside and met Claudia. Early 20s latina...maybe 5'3 150 ish...thick girl...kinda cute - I'd say a solid 7..with the biggest natural knockers I've seen in any MP to date. Had to be Gs no bull...paid .4 for 30 but she actually massaged me for about an hour..I thought I was in for a treat and not sure if she was trying to feel me out or what, she teased slightly and let my hand roam somewhat under her skirt, I rubbed up and down her leg...but when i started getting close to magic spot she pulled away. Massage was actually decent. No mention of extras but she did give me a card with her name... Granted - I was not as aggressive as I could have been, I will repeat and see if extras are to be had from her as I would love to have my cock in between those huge tits....I tipped 10 bucks..just cuz massage was decent, and she massaged me for close to an hour when i only paid for 30 min..and she was pleasant...This is actually the first time I've struck out with a latina (or rather have not been propositioned for "options"), and second time striking out period...Please PM me if anyone has any info on this place?
Al Melrose
08-08-10, 02:22
Had an itch tonight and after calling 3 different places where no one answered or said they would call back and never did... I decided to drive down Irving Park and stop at the first place I saw. The place looked closed, so I decided to call (sign had phone number) and was told they were still open. Went inside and met Claudia. Early 20s latina...maybe 5'3 150 ish...thick girl...kinda cute - I'd say a solid 7..with the biggest natural knockers I've seen in any MP to date. Had to be Gs no bull...paid .4 for 30 but she actually massaged me for about an hour..I thought I was in for a treat and not sure if she was trying to feel me out or what, she teased slightly and let my hand roam somewhat under her skirt, I rubbed up and down her leg...but when i started getting close to magic spot she pulled away. Massage was actually decent. No mention of extras but she did give me a card with her name... Granted - I was not as aggressive as I could have been, I will repeat and see if extras are to be had from her as I would love to have my cock in between those huge tits....I tipped 10 bucks..just cuz massage was decent, and she massaged me for close to an hour when i only paid for 30 min..and she was pleasant...This is actually the first time I've struck out with a latina (or rather have not been propositioned for "options"), and second time striking out period...Please PM me if anyone has any info on this place?
Hopefully you don't estimate height or weight correctly. A 5'3 Latina at 150 is fat!!! Not sure if she was PR or Mex. The Mex's have thin legs so 150 would be about 40 lbs overweight. No wonder she had big chi chi's. PR's are a bit thicker on the bottom, but usually not 5'3, so 150 would be about 30 lbs overweight, still fat.
Ha ha ! well - considering each tit probably weighed about 20 lbs...the rest of her was thick ...i wouldnt really say fat...but to each their own...I tend to like them thick with huge knockers ...on the starting point of what would be considered smaller BBWs ..if you've ever seen the provider that goes by the name of Dakota...that type of body
http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-sweet-dakota-green-eyes-thick-thighs-28/6101300
Hopefully you don't estimate height or weight correctly. A 5'3 Latina at 150 is fat!!! Not sure if she was PR or Mex. The Mex's have thin legs so 150 would be about 40 lbs overweight. No wonder she had big chi chi's. PR's are a bit thicker on the bottom, but usually not 5'3, so 150 would be about 30 lbs overweight, still fat.
Hey thanks Tiger, yeah well I don't really care if people believe me or not, I've done my share of intel and private messages with detailed info on providers to other members on here so my reputation on a message board doesn't concern me. I will however state that I misquoted the total, it was 300 total (200 for FS AFTER the 95) so total was 295 I had already paid for the hour session through CC initially before I went up there and then I pulled out 2 bills for the FS, everything was covered and she was hesitant, and no I'm no Brad Pitt by any means but I'm friendly, clean and look harmless for the most part, don't resemble LE since I look young (I'm 30 but I look 25). The massage takes place in a high rise condo type building where there is office space/retail on the lower floors. I thought something might be fishy when I first went to one floor to check in and meet my provider, because after I paid for the hour by credit card (wanted to get that out of the way) we went to a different floor and it was obvious that a few other people in the elevator with us gave me some snarky looks. When we entered the floor where I was to get my massage there was this older fellow, business exec type who didn't seem too pleased to be seen there, LOL as he put the newspaper over his face as I walked by. Anyhow the massage was so crappy even on my 2nd visit to this young hispanic girl I simply asked if there were any extra's this time while carefully stroking her ass. She seemed a bit nervous and hesitant and said "what do you mean by that? " And so I said full service,. She said I don't think so, we don't do that here but then I countered and offered 200. She asked if I had the $$ and I got up, full errection to get it out of my jeans. She took it and left the room, came back and took off her clothes. The FS was pretty mechanical as I was nervous and did missionary then doggy before the finish, also a covered and unenthusiastic BJ but I was just stoked that I was getting FS even though in retrospect hotter escorts can be had for the 300. 00 price point. But it was the whole girl next door, unexpected innocent thing that got me riled up so if anyone wants to check it out go for it. I didn't ask if it was ok I share this info but I figure I'm not the only one who has struck gold at this place judging from the enviroment. There is no sign and I doubt any of these girls are CMT's judging from the half ass massage. YMMV but I have no reason to BS this so think what you want. One thing is for sure, people are not going here for the massage as it was very weak!
This is much more credible than the original version. I had a hard time believing that FS was available for only 1.05 more. From this version, I'm given the impression that the only good thing about it was that PP was able to talk her into FS. The fantasy of turning a "legit" MT into a provider is probably number one on every monger's list. Other than that, it doesn't seem all that great. I still won't risk the .95 on a chance I might get extras. I'd rather go to an Asian apartment for a guaranteed good time at about half the price. Still, if you can afford to pay those kinds of rates, GLTY.
Walk past this place all the time between Damen and Western. They have a buzzer and it looks like a massage place for the boys, but shit, no reports, nothing. PM me if you have info. I am, a Senior Poster under this ID in both the USA and World lists that used to be wsgforum.
Went to see Lulu since all the good reviews of a good massage.
But Lulu was gone. As it was late about nine so I got the new girl "Sherry" She was average spinner type but it was late and and my choices were limited to there. So I accepted.
Now the bad points. The place had a stench like a backed up sewer.
Then off to the table shower and no flip flops so I dreaded going barefoot. Once there a lot of standing water on the floor.
The table shower was cold and Sherry did not heat it up with warm water brrrrr. Otherwise the table massage was good as she covered all of the nooks and crannies. On the flip she washed everything.
Then off to the massage table. It was decent as she massaged, bent and bent limbs though not an erotic tease but a good overall massage.
Now the flip. She asks you want?. I say yes please. She says you tip me? I say yes then she says how much you tip me?. Now I lost interest and I never return to a place that haggles over a tip. I hate when they ask for tip up front and on top of that ask how much.
So I say the standard is 40. She responds no I want 60. Then I say what do I get for 60. To which she responds a very good HJ. Now she was very sweet and did not ask for the tip up front so I said we will C.
Well. The result was nothing more then a good HJ with her fully clothed. She blocked roaming by locking her arms to prevent access to her top. In other words a good HJ fully clothed without any roaming.
So in conclusion I gave her 40. And since she was nice and sweet I had to inform that the standard for a clothed HJ is 40.
She replied that in Indiana all of the people were nice and paid 60.
I told her that In Chicago, there is a lot more competition and if she tries for 60 she will lose a lot of clients as there many places where you can get more for 40. tip.
Don't get me wrong. She was nice and sweet and does a decent massage. Just mis-informed as to the rates here in Chicago. And although her massage was decent and HJ was good, the bottom line is I won't return because of the environment of the place. The place is nasty.
P.S. She says Lulu went on vacation.I think Lulu is gorn. Not on vacation. I went back to see the other girl Lily. There another new girl there. I don't remember her name. She gave me a Chinese name that ment good guy. She seemed like the boss? Not sure She told me no internet. There was a older man there my first visted told me the same thing. I think maybe new owners.
Jesus Collins
08-09-10, 13:35
"G" is back at G**
PM Me
Raoul Duke
08-09-10, 18:45
Needed a decent massage, but Wei Wei, or whatever the hell her name is, was busy and I didn't feel like waiting for her. I agreed to see Lisa, but I won't make that mistake again.
It was a lame session, definitely one of the worst I've had. She'd rub/massage me and then just stop and kind of zone out as if she forgot where she was and what she was doing. It was a very strange experience, so I ended it way before the hour was up. The dude downstairs asked me how it was and I told him I'd had better. He responded by saying "good", apparently oblivious to my comment. He then sent the next monger up to see her. What a waste of time and money.
Member #5121
08-09-10, 19:16
The suspense is killing me. Do you mean the massage service GRG? The one that ran a service near the airport 10 years ago?
"G" is back at G**
PM Me
High Riser
08-09-10, 22:13
Needed a decent massage, but Wei Wei, or whatever the hell her name is, was busy and I didn't feel like waiting for her. I agreed to see Lisa, but I won't make that mistake again.
It was a lame session, definitely one of the worst I've had. She'd rub/massage me and then just stop and kind of zone out as if she forgot where she was and what she was doing. It was a very strange experience, so I ended it way before the hour was up. The dude downstairs asked me how it was and I told him I'd had better. He responded by saying "good", apparently oblivious to my comment. He then sent the next monger up to see her. What a waste of time and money.
Strange occurrences with her lately. She had told me that she left Senina because of official visits became too frequent, but if that's why she left, why would she go back? She is a licensed therapist (although Raoul might argue that after today) so visits from that department would't be a concern. Anyway I went to see her at one of the two spa's she worked at during her absence from Senina. The day before I made an appointment with her directly. When I arrived at the spa Mamasan informed me that she took the day off. I called her and reminded her that we had an appointment. She said the spa was closed that day but I should come by tomorrow. I let her know that the spa was opened as I was calling from it. When asked why she didn't call me to save me the trouble of going to the spa, she said she lost her (phone) book. This was quickly followed by "sorry" and she hung up. She didn't even give me the the opportunity to tell her to lose my number. Needless to say she had already lost it and no doubt many others. If thats true, that's completly unexcusable and depending on where it is it could have dire consequences.
A pay for view site has a very recent review stating that she has a health issue. I hope that's not the case for her and mongers that don't always play safe. (The post alludes to the problem as something you can get from her, you don't want and can't get rid of, but doesn't say what it is). If she is sick and it requires medication that could explain the reason for her performance today and strange behavior as of late. As a precaution I am going to get tested. More experienced mongers had previosly warned me that she was more problems than she was worth, I should have listened.
Maybe she realizes it's time for her to retire and manage her own spa, something she's reportedly trying to buy. Maybe it's all related, maybe it's not, but it is all strange behavior in whole or in part.
Luvulongtime
08-09-10, 23:39
I don't want to doubt Prowler. I'm not a highly participating member of the boards, though I've been around for several years (long enough to see Angel and Anna at GT Alice for a while, disappointed when it closed). But I was interested after seeing the ads and went last week. It is in a high-rise in a nice part of town, indeed. It is also highly professional when you go in - you even sign a form with your aches and pains with the statement that it is purely non-sexual. The hispanic gal is very nice, pretty hot, and gave a decent massage. Not therapeutic, but I would go there again. I didn't get one inkling of any extras. So that is where the BS flag starts to get raised. We'll see if a 2nd visit will do the trick.
Trust me - it's been interesting lately. I went to the AMP in the south loop off Franklin, had a great massage after a full TS and some play. She let the hands roam so far and then said "oh, it tickles". Then when I asked for extras, she did the "show the handcuffs" sign and said "too dangerous". Right. So that's why I wanted to check out this place. I would recommend it to anyone on the boards, just don't know so much about what Prowler is saying. Yet.
Hey thanks Tiger, yeah well I don't really care if people believe me or not, I've done my share of intel and private messages with detailed info on providers to other members on here so my reputation on a message board doesn't concern me. I will however state that I misquoted the total, it was 300 total (200 for FS AFTER the 95) so total was 295 I had already paid for the hour session through CC initially before I went up there and then I pulled out 2 bills for the FS, everything was covered and she was hesitant, and no I'm no Brad Pitt by any means but I'm friendly, clean and look harmless for the most part, don't resemble LE since I look young (I'm 30 but I look 25). The massage takes place in a high rise condo type building where there is office space/retail on the lower floors. I thought something might be fishy when I first went to one floor to check in and meet my provider, because after I paid for the hour by credit card (wanted to get that out of the way) we went to a different floor and it was obvious that a few other people in the elevator with us gave me some snarky looks. When we entered the floor where I was to get my massage there was this older fellow, business exec type who didn't seem too pleased to be seen there, LOL as he put the newspaper over his face as I walked by. Anyhow the massage was so crappy even on my 2nd visit to this young hispanic girl I simply asked if there were any extra's this time while carefully stroking her ass. She seemed a bit nervous and hesitant and said "what do you mean by that? " And so I said full service,. She said I don't think so, we don't do that here but then I countered and offered 200. She asked if I had the $$ and I got up, full errection to get it out of my jeans. She took it and left the room, came back and took off her clothes. The FS was pretty mechanical as I was nervous and did missionary then doggy before the finish, also a covered and unenthusiastic BJ but I was just stoked that I was getting FS even though in retrospect hotter escorts can be had for the 300. 00 price point. But it was the whole girl next door, unexpected innocent thing that got me riled up so if anyone wants to check it out go for it. I didn't ask if it was ok I share this info but I figure I'm not the only one who has struck gold at this place judging from the enviroment. There is no sign and I doubt any of these girls are CMT's judging from the half ass massage. YMMV but I have no reason to BS this so think what you want. One thing is for sure, people are not going here for the massage as it was very weak!
TOFTT at this place today. They have been advertising a lot on Craiglist and Backpage. The girls look sexy and the price was right so I figured I'd give it a shot.
Well....
If you're looking for a straight up and good legit massage like you'd get at Heavenly Massage- stay away - it's a waste of your money. The massage was awful.
If you're looking for a rubdown with lots of teasing but no finish - stay away. There is no teasing and no "accidential" contact.
If you're looking for a crumy massage by a hot chick with no hope of a happy ending - this is the place for you.
Here's one of their ads from Craigslist.
"Grand Opening of Escape Day Spa located in Chicago Ridge. Come escape with our tropical beauty's Aleana, Carissa, and Niki for the best massage in the Chicagoland area. Our grand opening specials will be a one hour massage with a free table bath for $75 or a one hour four hand massage with a free table bath for $120. Call now to plan your escape. ESCAPE DAY SPA 708-770-7045"
My therapist was 24 year old Niki. She spent 45 annoying minutes rubbing slimy oil on my back. I told her that she had worked every possible inch of my back and that I was ready for her to move on to other parts. She said not to worry and that she would be moving down to my legs shortly. She spent about 5 minutes on my legs with no teasing or contact. Then she said it was time for the "table bath" and that she would be right back.
I complained that there was no flip. She said that had lost track of the time, and that I could turn over and that she would give me antoher 10 minutes. She was just rubbing my neck and shoulders again, and then tried to rub that slimy oil in my hair. I stopped her and asked if she was planning to massage my stomach. She said she normally doesn't massage the stomach unless the customer asks. I then told her I was asking. I was uninspired and short. Then she left for a minute and came back with a bowl of warm water and a couple towels and made an attempt to rub the oil off me. She said that is their table bath.
Also, she talked throughout the entire massage and never shut up. My interest was peaked when she told me she is taking 2 1/2 weeks off work beginning Monday because she is going to get her boobs done. She said the doctor is going to give her 400 ccs and that she will be a very large C cup after the surgery. My interest was also peaked when she told me her arms are so strong because she does pull ups on a stripper's bar to keep in shape.
Sorry for such a long and detailed report about a worthless place, but I wanted to make sure none of you end up wasting your hard earned dollars at this place. Typically case of false advertising.
TOFTT at this place today. They have been advertising a lot on Craiglist and Backpage. The girls look sexy and the price was right so I figured I'd give it a shot.
Well....
If you're looking for a straight up and good legit massage like you'd get at Heavenly Massage- stay away - it's a waste of your money. The massage was awful.
If you're looking for a rubdown with lots of teasing but no finish - stay away. There is no teasing and no "accidential" contact.
If you're looking for a crumy massage by a hot chick with no hope of a happy ending - this is the place for you.
Here's one of their ads from Craigslist.
"Grand Opening of Escape Day Spa located in Chicago Ridge. Come escape with our tropical beauty's Aleana, Carissa, and Niki for the best massage in the Chicagoland area. Our grand opening specials will be a one hour massage with a free table bath for $75 or a one hour four hand massage with a free table bath for $120. Call now to plan your escape. ESCAPE DAY SPA 708-770-7045"
My therapist was 24 year old Niki. She spent 45 annoying minutes rubbing slimy oil on my back. I told her that she had worked every possible inch of my back and that I was ready for her to move on to other parts. She said not to worry and that she would be moving down to my legs shortly. She spent about 5 minutes on my legs with no teasing or contact. Then she said it was time for the "table bath" and that she would be right back.
I complained that there was no flip. She said that had lost track of the time, and that I could turn over and that she would give me antoher 10 minutes. She was just rubbing my neck and shoulders again, and then tried to rub that slimy oil in my hair. I stopped her and asked if she was planning to massage my stomach. She said she normally doesn't massage the stomach unless the customer asks. I then told her I was asking. I was uninspired and short. Then she left for a minute and came back with a bowl of warm water and a couple towels and made an attempt to rub the oil off me. She said that is their table bath.
Also, she talked throughout the entire massage and never shut up. My interest was peaked when she told me she is taking 2 1/2 weeks off work beginning Monday because she is going to get her boobs done. She said the doctor is going to give her 400 ccs and that she will be a very large C cup after the surgery. My interest was also peaked when she told me her arms are so strong because she does pull ups on a stripper's bar to keep in shape.
Sorry for such a long and detailed report about a worthless place, but I wanted to make sure none of you end up wasting your hard earned dollars at this place. Typically case of false advertising.
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I heard the same owners sence the doors open around 2 1/2 years ago. Young guy and a young good looking gal. They used to post her picture on CL. I been there twice in 2 years had a differnt polish girl each time. Good legit massage. The place was up for sale for a long time.
I don't want to doubt Prowler. I'm not a highly participating member of the boards, though I've been around for several years (long enough to see Angel and Anna at GT Alice for a while, disappointed when it closed). But I was interested after seeing the ads and went last week. It is in a high-rise in a nice part of town, indeed. It is also highly professional when you go in - you even sign a form with your aches and pains with the statement that it is purely non-sexual. The hispanic gal is very nice, pretty hot, and gave a decent massage. Not therapeutic, but I would go there again. I didn't get one inkling of any extras. So that is where the BS flag starts to get raised. We'll see if a 2nd visit will do the trick.
Trust me - it's been interesting lately. I went to the AMP in the south loop off Franklin, had a great massage after a full TS and some play. She let the hands roam so far and then said "oh, it tickles". Then when I asked for extras, she did the "show the handcuffs" sign and said "too dangerous". Right. So that's why I wanted to check out this place. I would recommend it to anyone on the boards, just don't know so much about what Prowler is saying. Yet.
Which AMP is off franklin in the south loop - or do you mean paradise which is on Wabash in the south loop??
Needed a decent massage, but Wei Wei, or whatever the hell her name is, was busy and I didn't feel like waiting for her. I agreed to see Lisa, but I won't make that mistake again.
It was a lame session, definitely one of the worst I've had. She'd rub/massage me and then just stop and kind of zone out as if she forgot where she was and what she was doing. It was a very strange experience, so I ended it way before the hour was up. The dude downstairs asked me how it was and I told him I'd had better. He responded by saying "good", apparently oblivious to my comment. He then sent the next monger up to see her. What a waste of time and money.
Last couple of visits to Senina for me have been lame. Must be something in the air (or water) and I don't look to be going back. There's a definite change or did I go at the wrong time?
Visited Harvest on Diversey last week. Paid $. 65 for an hour massage and TS. I got Mei who was a pretty little asian woman with daisy dukes on. One thing that was a turn off was she had a small buddha belly. Table shower went well with her washing with her hands. I hate it when they use a loofah or wash cloth. After 45 minutes, she had me flip. Went right to work on the boys without asking for a tip. When I asked for a BJ, she wanted $. 80. I countered with $. 60 but wouldn't budge. Had her finish and left.
The spa in the loop "off Franklin" may be referring to Haiku at 356 W. Superior, on the 2nd Floor, about block-and-a-half west of Frankling. Not really suitable for walk-ins: they want you to phone first.
Blue Screen
08-10-10, 18:17
I visited New Hope Spa at 3128 and Lincoln Ave last week, I believe they just opened. It was $60 for the massage and table shower. I got a young girl with a nice figure but a butter face (bad teeth). She wore a cute skirt for the shower but changed into jean shorts for the massage (makes it more difficult to 'roam' below the waist). Massage was pretty good and above waist roaming was allowed. She gave a good HR without negotiating a price, so I gave a $60 tip. She seemed genuinely surprised and happy at the amount.
I went to Ruby and meet Yoyo, she's okay looking on the face but nice figure. I have the most massage from this place with her, and the HR is good also. I would repeat and try something more.
Thefalconer
08-11-10, 10:15
Long time listener, first time caller. I am going all in with my first post, as I figure most of you already know this info anyways (except for the last one):
1. Nothing you don't already know. Went to Senina about 2 months back. Had Lisa, she seemed bored and plays with her cell during mediocre massage, flip and finish is uninspired. 45 in for 1/2 hour, 40 tip. Not a big fan.
2. Swings and misses. Tried Oki Doki few weeks ago. Had super-adorable early twenties blond Russian wearing tiny pink shorts and tank top named Eva. Has puffy lips and an overbite that makes her mouth seem tailor made for BBBJ. Alas, she gives a solid massage but does not play the game. Multiple offers got me nowhere, despite light roaming and teasing during session. Similar experience at Angel spa on North ave. Drew plain jane mamasan named Sophie. Great table shower with tickling, great massage with teasing, hands up her skirt and all over her bum, but on the flip was informed that she no touchy. Self finish, gave her and Eva a 5 tip, which on a 40 massage seems appropriate enough to let them know they missed the boat.
3. Old friends. Mercy on michigan at Illinois, couple months back on and off. This is mostly the old mercy crew from 8S, I received a long-lost friend welcome from Wendy and Maggie who are still there. Wendy is pouty younger girl with reluctant finish and haggling tendencies, but she isn't bad once you get to know her. Maggie is a straight sea hag, but her technique is unparalleled. If there was a HJ video-instruction course for the new girls, she'd be my pick to show them how to start a fire, but only if the camera stayed focused on her hands. If you can keep your eyes closed its quite nice. 40 in, 40 out for HJ.
4. Shiny and New. Haiku on Superior, also a few weeks back. Yes, I know, I have a problem. Have had decent fun with tiny busty Cindy, who is more than a little past her prime. So the door is higher than most at 80, which leads to lower tips as she told me. 1st time she wouldn't put the top down, but I tipped 40 after a nice HJ finish. She told me a lot of guys don't even tip b/c of the 80 door. 2nd time was better, she got the girls out to play, and she does some funky stuff using the crook of her elbow which is actually quite nice. Haven't seen Mei, but my one bud likes her more than Cindy. But $. 20 all in for HJ is admittedly a little rich for my blood.
5. A little bit more than massage. Had some free time a few weeks ago, tried kat/stacey from backpages. $. 60 for incall to my place, drew stacey (tinier one in blue). She was more than a little spaced out, had a red weave that wasn't very attractive, but she had a nice curvy body, hopped in the shower and gave a nice BBBJ before putting her through the motions. BBBJ makes me paranoid though, and spent the next few days thinking something was wrong, but as usual it was all in my head.
6. The Value Add. So, my ATF, like a lot of you from what I gather, was the GT Alice, may it rest in peace or preferably re-open soon. Had a special place in my wallet for Anna, and often did a 4 hand with her and Angel. Angel supposedly is at korea spa, haven't tried to track her down. Anna went to Cali to get her license a few months back and wasn't coming back. But she's back. She txtd me that she's at Copper, went and saw her yesterday. I had so missed her great natural boobies and tweaker nips, her no-nonsense attitude, and her willingness to let almost anything go at least once (like my finger in her rear). So, w/ 1st time special, it was 50 in, and for her it was 50 out. I know $ is a bit high for HJ, but we have a lot of fun and she's worth it. Younger girl there seemed interesting too, but I only had eyes for Anna and her wery funny accent.
That's all I got. Stay safe my unsavory brethren.
Strange occurrences with her lately. She had told me that she left Senina because of official visits became too frequent, but if that's why she left, why would she go back? She is a licensed therapist (although Raoul might argue that after today) so visits from that department would't be a concern. Anyway I went to see her at one of the two spa's she worked at during her absence from Senina. The day before I made an appointment with her directly. When I arrived at the spa Mamasan informed me that she took the day off. I called her and reminded her that we had an appointment. She said the spa was closed that day but I should come by tomorrow. I let her know that the spa was opened as I was calling from it. When asked why she didn't call me to save me the trouble of going to the spa, she said she lost her (phone) book. This was quickly followed by "sorry" and she hung up. She didn't even give me the the opportunity to tell her to lose my number. Needless to say she had already lost it and no doubt many others. If thats true, that's completly unexcusable and depending on where it is it could have dire consequences.
A pay for view site has a very recent review stating that she has a health issue. I hope that's not the case for her and mongers that don't always play safe. (The post alludes to the problem as something you can get from her, you don't want and can't get rid of, but doesn't say what it is). If she is sick and it requires medication that could explain the reason for her performance today and strange behavior as of late. As a precaution I am going to get tested. More experienced mongers had previosly warned me that she was more problems than she was worth, I should have listened.
Maybe she realizes it's time for her to retire and manage her own spa, something she's reportedly trying to buy. Maybe it's all related, maybe it's not, but it is all strange behavior in whole or in part.
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Been going there for three years never heard of Wei Wei?
Hey guys I'm a newbie and I've been reading a ton of posts of the mp's around here and I'm having trouble picking one cause there are so many conflicting results. So if someone can give me their atf in the northwest burbs I'd appreciate it.
So here's another guy who has never made any input but who wants some advice right away. Nevertheless, I am willing to help him out.
Here are 3 places in the NW Burbs where you will have no problems at all. Spa 1, Accupressure/83, and Singapore. Good luck.
-Vazooli
Donny Devito
08-11-10, 15:09
What is this korea spa?
I miss Angel's bolt ons.
Raoul Duke
08-11-10, 15:55
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Been going there for three years never heard of Wei Wei?
Maybe it's my untrained ear, but that's what I understood it to be. Perhaps it's pronounced Vi Vi? The dude at the counter seemed to know who I was talking about. She's probably about 40, slim build, 5'5" or so, decent Engrish, excellent massage skills. Claims she's a CMT who trained at some school in the burbs. To her credit, she made my sore back feel better.
I'd never been there, and saw their ads on CL and BP, so I decided to give them a spin. I've seen some negative reviews here, but that apparently has changed.
Nothing has changed about the location (read the old reports), but it was a nice, clean room. The massage was very relaxing. Without going into any detail, it was everything I expected it would be with a full bill of fare offered for reasonable prices, and Andrea was such a cutie.
Will I return? You BET, and real soon! This place gets the PNA Seal of Approval.
High Riser
08-11-10, 19:57
Maybe it's my untrained ear, but that's what I understood it to be. Perhaps it's pronounced Vi Vi? The dude at the counter seemed to know who I was talking about. She's probably about 40, slim build, 5'5" or so, decent Engrish, excellent massage skills. Claims she's a CMT who trained at some school in the burbs. To her credit, she made my sore back feel better.
I believe it's Kei-Lei, pronounced Kay-Lee.
The spa in the loop "off Franklin" may be referring to Haiku at 356 W. Superior, on the 2nd Floor, about block-and-a-half west of Frankling. Not really suitable for walk-ins: they want you to phone first.
Doesn't seem top be South Loop though.
In any case... do they provide a good service? They would seem to be the nearest place to my work that has table showers (they do, right?).
Yoni Sniffer
08-11-10, 20:54
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1892273021.html
I'm curious about her.
Has anyone tried her massage?
Thanks.
Yoni Sniffer
08-11-10, 21:01
I'd never been there, and saw their ads on CL and BP, so I decided to give them a spin. I've seen some negative reviews here, but that apparently has changed.
Nothing has changed about the location (read the old reports), but it was a nice, clean room. The massage was very relaxing. Without going into any detail, it was everything I expected it would be with a full bill of fare offered for reasonable prices, and Andrea was such a cutie.
Will I return? You BET, and real soon! This place gets the PNA Seal of Approval.What place are you talkin about?
Has anyone seen http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1892273021.html . I'm curious.
Doesn't seem top be South Loop though.
In any case... do they provide a good service? They would seem to be the nearest place to my work that has table showers (they do, right?).I was at Haiku about 6 months ago. They advertise a table shower, but I didn't ask for one, when I saw my masseuse. She was older and somewhat disinterested, which I find off-putting. The place was clean. The massage was mediocre at best. Teasing suggested that options were available, but I wasn't interested and didn't return.
They advertise on craigslist - AVOID !!! These are some Latina's with BAD HYGENE !!!
Service was aweful !!! Hygene was even worse. They operate out of an apartment next to an Asian Restaurant on Western. Negotiated after a really bad massage .8 for nude HR. Man did I overpay, but girl had a cute face and a curvy bod ...until she took clothes off...stretchmarks up the ass and a lot of loose skin...wouldnt take pants down all the way...wouldn't let hands roam around the ass...I began rubbing her pussy, when I noticed a foul odor begin fill the room...aggggghhh....stank ass pussy....probably some sort of chlamydia infection...my fingers still smell after 3 showers and tons of hand sanitizer....I let her finish me off and literally ran out ... grabbed some hand sanitizer and still nasty smell wouldn't come off fingers...they advertize amazing massage - only thing amazing was the stench and the bad stretch marks....
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1892739066.html
So here's another guy who has never made any input but who wants some advice right away. Nevertheless, I am willing to help him out.
Here are 3 places in the NW Burbs where you will have no problems at all. Spa 1, Accupressure/83, and Singapore. Good luck.
-VazooliSo when was the last time you were at either 83 or Singapore? Both have been closedfor nearly 2 years or more.
I'd never been there, and saw their ads on CL and BP, so I decided to give them a spin. I've seen some negative reviews here, but that apparently has changed.
Nothing has changed about the location (read the old reports), but it was a nice, clean room. The massage was very relaxing. Without going into any detail, it was everything I expected it would be with a full bill of fare offered for reasonable prices, and Andrea was such a cutie.
Will I return? You BET, and real soon! This place gets the PNA Seal of Approval.
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I seen Andrea Tuesday WOW she's about a Looker she's a Doll. Lisa's nice to and a good massage. Lisa was there when Anny and Monica were there. Lisa worked in the evening. I miss Anny she was the best. She was my ATF Anny we miss you....
Dangerously
08-12-10, 00:12
I was at Haiku about 6 months ago. They advertise a table shower, but I didn't ask for one, when I saw my masseuse. She was older and somewhat disinterested, which I find off-putting. The place was clean. The massage was mediocre at best. Teasing suggested that options were available, but I wasn't interested and didn't return.
Despite their false advertising, Haiku does not have a table shower. There is an (unassisted, whenever I was there) stand-up shower, though.
I was at Haiku about 6 months ago. They advertise a table shower, but I didn't ask for one, when I saw my masseuse. She was older and somewhat disinterested, which I find off-putting. The place was clean. The massage was mediocre at best. Teasing suggested that options were available, but I wasn't interested and didn't return.
Thanks. Doesn't sound that interesting then, might as well go for sure thing at Mercy...
Luvulongtime
08-13-10, 00:16
Sorry - I meant Wabash.
Which AMP is off franklin in the south loop - or do you mean paradise which is on Wabash in the south loop??
So when was the last time you were at either 83 or Singapore? Both have been closedfor nearly 2 years or more.
Well then, he won't have any problems there, will he? ;-)
How about Spa One?
-Vazooli
Amping Around
08-13-10, 12:54
Well then, he won't have any problems there, will he? ;-)
How about Spa One?
-VazooliI went by Spa 1 just a couple weeks ago. It looked like it was still closed. The "open" neon sign was not lit, and the windows looked as though there was something covering them, not the usual tint. As far as Singapore, yes, they've been closed for quite some time now. I missed that bust by 1 day. Whew! I would like to find the provider I had tho. She was very good at what she does/did.
Member #2429
08-13-10, 14:59
After an extensive search for an escort on CL and BP, I finally decided to go with an AMP. I haven't done so in a long while, not after my last uneventful experience at the spa on Clark near Fullerton.
So I arrive the the apartment building and the young Asian meets me at the front of the door no sooner I get off the phone with the mamasan. There wasn't much of a massage other than her sensual touches and her teat on my back as she sat on my back. Although I can go for another right now. On the flip, she plays with the boys right away and we get down to business. After about twenty min. or so, she tells me a was too wild. Then giggles. I tried asking her background. I'm not sure what part of Asia she was from. She was petite and dark tan from head to toe. She wouldn't give me an answer other than secrete. She made an unusual squeeking sound from her voice as I was railing her with her one leg up in the air. It must have been too much for her, but she was a real trooper and didn't resist. Not a bad experience. I'll have a return visit for sure.
Member #2429
08-13-10, 14:59
After an extensive search for an escort on CL and BP, I finally decided to go with an AMP. I haven't done so in a long while, not after my last uneventful experience at the spa on Clark near Fullerton.
So I arrive the the apartment building and the young Asian meets me at the front of the door no sooner I get off the phone with the mamasan. There wasn't much of a massage other than her sensual touches and her teat on my back as she sat on my back. Although I can go for another right now. On the flip, she plays with the boys right away and we get down to business. After about twenty min. or so, she tells me a was too wild. Then giggles. I tried asking her background. I'm not sure what part of Asia she was from. She was petite and dark tan from head to toe. She wouldn't give me an answer other than secrete. She made an unusual squeeking sound from her voice as I was railing her with her one leg up in the air. It must have been too much for her, but she was a real trooper and didn't resist. Not a bad experience. I'll have a return visit for sure. This was Sat. the 7th.
Thai Palace any thing good here pm please.
Found this place on another site and decide to check it out. Mimi was best looking gal there at the time and she is very pretty and young. Nice TS service and off to massage room. Seems, "No fucky, fucky here!" is a popular reply when asking for extras, but this pretty young lady took care of me none the less and I enjoyed my time. then it was off for some great Chicago pizza!
So here's another guy who has never made any input but who wants some advice right away. Nevertheless, I am willing to help him out.
Here are 3 places in the NW Burbs where you will have no problems at all. Spa 1, Accupressure/83, and Singapore. Good luck.
-Vazooli
Excellent advice Mr Vazooli:-)
Jesus Collins
08-13-10, 19:28
For those of you that might have driven by Bella's and noticed the lack of activity. Well it's for good reason. The place is closed! I talked with Mia (mamasan) and she gave me some BS about the owner and a dog or some crap like that I just heard blah blah blah! Anyway she claims she's going to re-open when she finds a new place. I don't know whether or not that will be the case since she's always bitching about Chicago and how she wants to go back to China. I'm guessing she actually got shut down by LE? The truth is probably somewhere in between.
Just what we need. Cops getting killed in the streets, drive by shootings, kids dying in the streets, general mayhem everywhere and the police are busy using resources to shut down a frigging rub and tug joint? I can't wait until this election is over. Presumably that's the reason they are going after the few fun places left. I can't believe they closed down Lisunia and Bella in the same year! I'm down to a few scraps left. This sucks!
I understand Tiffany is doing outcalls. If anyone knows her digits I'd greatly appreciate it if you could PM them to me. We need to keep her busy!
Oh well I guess I've got to start all over again. Happy hunting out there.I just called there when I found out my fav from Irenes is in Poland for a while. Number is disconnected. I'm glad Dart has time to close these places down with all the shootings in Chicago. Are you hearing me Mr Dart?. Talking to you Ole Tommy boy!
Signed.
A conservative Libertarian voter
This is getting bad
Amping Around
08-13-10, 22:39
Well then, he won't have any problems there, will he? ;-)
How about Spa One?
-VazooliI drove by Spa 1 a few weeks ago, and it appeared closed. The neon open sign was not lit, and the windows appeared to be extra dark, not like the normal tinting. The Singapore was busted a long time ago. I missed the bust by 1 day. Whew.
Thanks. Doesn't sound that interesting then, might as well go for sure thing at Mercy...
Well, decided to take a plunge anyway (close to work).
Cons.: door price high ($80), no table shower (only stand-up shower, and a tiny one at that).
Pros: Reasonably private location, for a downtown AMP. No need to sign in with an inquisitive doorman. At least there is _a_ shower. Masseuse was someone I had seen before (at the School, I believe), so after a short but somewhat semi-decent massage she got naked and went at it with considerable skill.
Might repeat once in a while.
Pussy Prowler
08-14-10, 01:40
I am shocked that anything happens here, as it is in river north down the street from one of my favorite places, MR. BEEF on Orleans. I went here once LATE (3am) on a weeknight a few months back and there was only one girl working, a short, not attractive older asian lady (I give her a 3 and that's being generous) who gave me one of the most uninspired massages ever! Plus she had man hands, which was unusual for an asian girl. Needless to say I may have gone at the absolute worst time but perhaps I will try to check this place out again since there seems to be something positive from the post below. Plus I live down the street.
Well, decided to take a plunge anyway (close to work).
Cons.: door price high ($80), no table shower (only stand-up shower, and a tiny one at that).
Pros: Reasonably private location, for a downtown AMP. No need to sign in with an inquisitive doorman. At least there is _a_ shower. Masseuse was someone I had seen before (at the School, I believe), so after a short but somewhat semi-decent massage she got naked and went at it with considerable skill.
Might repeat once in a while.
Well, decided to take a plunge anyway (close to work).
Cons.: door price high ($80), no table shower (only stand-up shower, and a tiny one at that).
Pros: Reasonably private location, for a downtown AMP. No need to sign in with an inquisitive doorman. At least there is _a_ shower. Masseuse was someone I had seen before (at the School, I believe), so after a short but somewhat semi-decent massage she got naked and went at it with considerable skill.
Might repeat once in a while.Has anyone ever tried the "Personal Shaving" that Haiku advertises on CL? Just curious more than anything. I'm wondering if they are gentle down there ;-) They also advertise 4 hand for 1.2 which isn't too horribly priced. Not sure if anyone has tried that there either.
Had an itch tonight and after calling 3 different places where no one answered or said they would call back and never did. I decided to drive down Irving Park and stop at the first place I saw. The place looked closed, so I decided to call (sign had phone number) and was told they were still open. Went inside and met Claudia. Early 20s latina. Maybe 5'3 150 ish. Thick girl. Kinda cute. I'd say a solid 7. With the biggest natural knockers I've seen in any MP to date. Had to be Gs no bull. Paid $40 for 30 but she actually massaged me for about an hour. I thought I was in for a treat and not sure if she was trying to feel me out or what, she teased slightly and let my hand roam somewhat under her skirt, I rubbed up and down her leg. But when I started getting close to magic spot she pulled away. Massage was actually decent. No mention of extras but she did give me a card with her name. Granted. I was not as aggressive as I could have been, I will repeat and see if extras are to be had from her as I would love to have my cock in between those huge tits. I tipped 10 bucks. Just because massage was decent, and she massaged me for close to an hour when I only paid for 30 min. And she was pleasant. This is actually the first time I've struck out with a latina (or rather have not been propositioned for "options"), and second time striking out period. Please PM me if anyone has any info on this place?Yes I saw Claudia she's about 4'4 big knockers real pleasant Mexican Lady, only 2 latinas that will take care of you the other girls are Polish but don't ask them for any xtras grat massage
Print Man 123
08-14-10, 13:15
Went to Paradise spa this afternoon on Wabash ave.
Decided to get a wax back there and a shower/massage. Paid 115 for the both of them. The wax hurt like hell but trust me. My ass needed it. The shower was uninspiring, however she was not shy about any type of touching. Saw Sue, of the 3 girls there she was right in the middle. The breasts were small. Face was just OK.
She gave an awesome swedish massage that lasted a full hour and ended the massage like a pro. No asking for tip. Was grateful for what I left her. (45)
Any q's give me a holler.
Has anyone ever tried the "Personal Shaving" that Haiku advertises on CL? Just curious more than anything. I'm wondering if they are gentle down there ;-) They also advertise 4 hand for 1.2 which isn't too horribly priced. Not sure if anyone has tried that there either.
I don't think I would trust their idea of hygiene that much...
I am shocked that anything happens here, as it is in river north
Well, if you can get action in an office building right on Michigan, why not here?
Paintedbird
08-14-10, 17:55
Deciding to check out the Archer action, I got a girl named "Shirley", seemed to be late 20's, a decently trim body and a relatively pretty face. After a standard table shower, she gave me probably the best legit massage I have received anywhere; used her elbows and really got in there. On the flip I negotiated a BBJ for $, which seemed a bit much, but overall reasonable, especially since the massage was so good. When I was leaving she seemed genuinely interested as to whether she did a good job, which is high marks for me because it means she's trying. She also told me to tell all of my friends about her good service. So here you are.
The biggest problem here is that the bus stop is right outside the door, which makes it difficult to go in inconspicuously, and. No that's really the only problem.
Nighthawk55
08-15-10, 22:08
Had a meeting in Hoffman, so I stopped in at Angel in Schaumburg. A little out in the open, with a nail salon and a bank in the same strip mall.
Inside is pleasant. Drew Ellen as a staff member. 40 ish Chinese, dressed nice, tight jeans (which always says to me "these ain't coming off").
Pretty good 1/2 hr $45 massage. She oddly kept suggesting I come back again. Even to the point of suggesting I schedule next visit.
Was willing to provide most basic expected service. But did so quickly. Really quickly.
Not bad if in the area, but won't travel.
Stumbled onto the old crew from Bella by accident and had another great massage from Tiffany with the same great ending. I still can't believe she doesn't negotiate - just goes for it after she gives you boner and hopes for the best - and until I see more than breasts, I aint paying more than .4....She is a work of art...face reminds me of Milla Jovovich (think its the eyes) with long sandy blonde hair and a curvier bod...wont do more than HE with roaming and some boob play...- I'd say a solid 9 with a juicy thick body ... perfect Cs......Anyways.... Address isn't givien until you call - the doors are locked and place seems to be closed. You gotta knock, they slide the shades to see who's knocking - you walk in and Voila ! - Tiff, some other blond with big knockers and Asian mamasan all sitting in a dark room...
For those of you that might have driven by Bella's and noticed the lack of activity. Well it's for good reason. The place is closed! I talked with Mia (mamasan) and she gave me some BS about the owner and a dog or some crap like that I just heard blah blah blah! Anyway she claims she's going to re-open when she finds a new place. I don't know whether or not that will be the case since she's always bitching about Chicago and how she wants to go back to China. I'm guessing she actually got shut down by LE? The truth is probably somewhere in between.
Just what we need. Cops getting killed in the streets, drive by shootings, kids dying in the streets, general mayhem everywhere and the police are busy using resources to shut down a frigging rub and tug joint? I can't wait until this election is over. Presumably that's the reason they are going after the few fun places left. I can't believe they closed down Lisunia and Bella in the same year! I'm down to a few scraps left. This sucks!
I understand Tiffany is doing outcalls. If anyone knows her digits I'd greatly appreciate it if you could PM them to me. We need to keep her busy!
Oh well I guess I've got to start all over again. Happy hunting out there.
Getting some extra cash in a few and haven't hit the amp's in a while. Got a nice, clean place I've been going where I always leave happy and sometimes get bbj for around .80 but I want to find someplace where I can get fs. Anybody want to swap details?
Deciding to check out the Archer action, I got a girl named "Shirley", seemed to be late 20's, a decently trim body and a relatively pretty face. After a standard table shower, she gave me probably the best legit massage I have received anywhere; used her elbows and really got in there. On the flip I negotiated a BBJ for $, which seemed a bit much, but overall reasonable, especially since the massage was so good. When I was leaving she seemed genuinely interested as to whether she did a good job, which is high marks for me because it means she's trying. She also told me to tell all of my friends about her good service. So here you are.
The biggest problem here is that the bus stop is right outside the door, which makes it difficult to go in inconspicuously, and. No that's really the only problem.I went there last Thursday and unfortunately all the young girls are busy and I have to wait for another half hour or an hour because some dude just walk in said he has an appointment. I will have to go back and check this out, thanks for the info.
Doogie0039
08-16-10, 09:21
This is great news. Where is this place at? I was beginning to miss Tiffany.
Stumbled onto the old crew from Bella by accident and had another great massage from Tiffany with the same great ending. I still can't believe she doesn't negotiate. Just goes for it after she gives you boner and hopes for the best. And until I see more than breasts, I aint paying more than. 4. She is a work of art. Face reminds me of Milla Jovovich (think its the eyes) with long sandy blonde hair and a curvier bod. Won't do more than HE with roaming and some boob play.. I'd say a solid 9 with a juicy thick body. Perfect Cs. Anyways. Address isn't givien until you call. The doors are locked and place seems to be closed. You have to knock, they slide the shades to see who's knocking. You walk in and Voila!. Tiff, some other blond with big knockers and Asian mamasan all sitting in a dark room.
Once known as Yumi and located on Addison, she's now "Yoko" and located on Pine Grove just off Div. Very sensual and stimulating in the "massage" leading up to the FS. Excellent command of English and will giggle at anything you say that is even half funny. Very attractive in her appearance. Everything covered--but seeks out DATY. Half hr. = 1.4 recommended); full hr = 1.6. Look for her ad on backpage: "sweet asian girl". If the mamasan is suspicious and reluctant to arrange an appt., tell her you're a friend of the guy who doesn't have a cell phone.
I don't think I would trust their idea of hygiene that much...
I haven't actually been to the place so I'm not sure how clean it is. Is it kind've a dirty spa or you just don't trust the girls to use clean blades?
http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/49-relaxation-you-can-afford-49/5849843
Just wondering if anyone has been to this MP yet? I was thinking about toftt team tomorrow but I would obviously like to gain some intel on the place first if possible. I'm pretty sure the place is new or under new ownership because when i used the google maps streetview the massage parlor was under a different name than what it is currently registered as.
Luvulongtime
08-16-10, 21:31
Wabash is a legit place but no extras. They complain of handcuffs... but when I went there she allowed some roaming, you get too close and then she says "that tickles". Sheesh.
Went to Paradise spa this afternoon on Wabash ave.
Decided to get a wax back there and a shower/massage. Paid 115 for the both of them. The wax hurt like hell but trust me. My ass needed it. The shower was uninspiring, however she was not shy about any type of touching. Saw Sue, of the 3 girls there she was right in the middle. The breasts were small. Face was just OK.
She gave an awesome swedish massage that lasted a full hour and ended the massage like a pro. No asking for tip. Was grateful for what I left her. (45)
Any q's give me a holler.
Print Man 123
08-17-10, 07:29
Wabash is a legit place but no extras. They complain of handcuffs... but when I went there she allowed some roaming, you get too close and then she says "that tickles". Sheesh.Not my experience, in fact a couple ladies showed up during my massage and the girls sent them away saying they were too busy.
I did in fact leave with a happy ending.
http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/49-relaxation-you-can-afford-49/5849843
Just wondering if anyone has been to this MP yet? I was thinking about toftt team tomorrow but I would obviously like to gain some intel on the place first if possible. I'm pretty sure the place is new or under new ownership because when i used the google maps streetview the massage parlor was under a different name than what it is currently registered as.
This is a perfect example of what's wrong with this board. Four posts in almost a year, with no real intel PROVIDED. If you're new to this board, please don't ask questions with your first few posts. You're not going to get responses, or at least you shouldn't. You have to give info before you get it. That's a lesson I was taught when I joined this board, and it still applies today.
The search function is a fantastic tool; use it before asking stupid questions. This place has been reviewed extensively, especially by me. The reports are not hard to find.
[QUOTE=Amping Around]I drove by Spa 1 a few weeks ago, and it appeared closed. The neon open sign was not lit, and the windows appeared to be extra dark, not like the normal tinting.]
Here's a tip for you newbies. Places like Spa 1, Sing and 83 are not REALLY closed. They're just flying under the LE radar. If you just keep knocking on the door mamasan will eventually open up. And don't give up too early. Keep knocking and knocking and knocking.
And, when you finally get in, use the secret code words to get access to the full menu: "Vazooli sent me." ;-)
-Vazooli
Friendofjill
08-17-10, 16:28
There have been mixed reports on this late-night River North option, but there I was, so I gave it a shot. Boy, is it dark in there. You walk up stairs that are totally unlit, which would be mildly alarming in a worse neighborhood. Cindy seemed to be the only one there: very short, voluptuous, cute and friendly but nothing to get too excited about.
The hour is 80, which is a deterrent to repeat visits. The massage was pretty average. She haphazardly covered with a towel, but it seemed to be just for appearances, because it didn't stop her hands from getting anywhere. There wasn't a lot of teasing, except for a minute or two right before the flip. After I turned over, she wanted me to indicate where I wanted the massage to continue, and a somewhat labored negotiation ensued (because I tend not to be sufficiently blunt about what I'm looking for beyond a HJ, plus English difficulties). I ended up with a total outlay of $.6. Too much, but I left very happy with enthusiastic and unhurried service.
Anyway, the message here is that if you were worried that extras might not be available, that was not my experience, but it's not for bargain hunters.
Pussy Prowler
08-17-10, 16:50
I don't get why people go here. Cindy is a 3 out of 10 in terms of looks imo as I mentioned before, with man hands, and a horrible massage technique. She clearly does not enjoy her job and just goes through the motions. She does have a decent rack but she's overall very homely and out of shape, and as I mentioned, horrible, lackluster massage. If she was nice then that would be one thing, but I had such a crap experience I almost called in to complain to the manager but decided no point, since I'm never going to return. (unless there are some new reports about other talent that could probably be found in the daytime as I went very late) After you pay 80 which is mandatory, any 40-60 tip for the HJ puts you within close range of 160. 00, which is the standard rate for Thai palace, or other asian apt that's don't twist your arm and leg to get an appointment (if you don't have a rs2k membership or want to deal with verfication, etc). I understand many of you here love asians, but geesh, you can spend your money better elsewhere if you look around. There is no comparison between the hot young babes I've encountered at various asian apts and some of these nasty old hags at various AMPs that could only thrive in a sexually conservative and repressed mongering area such as Chicago.
There have been mixed reports on this late-night River North option, but there I was, so I gave it a shot. Boy, is it dark in there. You walk up stairs that are totally unlit, which would be mildly alarming in a worse neighborhood. Cindy seemed to be the only one there: very short, voluptuous, cute and friendly but nothing to get too excited about.
The hour is 80, which is a deterrent to repeat visits. The massage was pretty average. She haphazardly covered with a towel, but it seemed to be just for appearances, because it didn't stop her hands from getting anywhere. There wasn't a lot of teasing, except for a minute or two right before the flip. After I turned over, she wanted me to indicate where I wanted the massage to continue, and a somewhat labored negotiation ensued (because I tend not to be sufficiently blunt about what I'm looking for beyond a HJ, plus English difficulties). I ended up with a total outlay of $.6. Too much, but I left very happy with enthusiastic and unhurried service.
Anyway, the message here is that if you were worried that extras might not be available, that was not my experience, but it's not for bargain hunters.
Print Man 123
08-17-10, 18:34
Just wanted to let you all know that I have been a regular at Ace Spa in Downers Grove, as well as the one further up Ogden, I forget the name but it is still in Downers. Both places are sure things. I think in the 2 dozen times I have been to Ace once I had been turned down. I am never looking for anything other than a h. R. The t. Shower and steam room at Ace are great and the massage is usually average. Nothing over the top. Worth the trip, you just have to know how to ask.
Pulse Check
08-17-10, 18:52
Haven't had this dream in a while, but dreamt that I went to Oki Doki a few days ago. It was a good dream. The therapist was Asian (Chinese, I believe), but I don't know her name. She was average in looks and a little thick. Her massage was the highlight. I haven't had that good of a massage in a while. On the flip, there was only one thing on the menu. It was very good and I ended up happy. Although she wasn't that great looking, she did the job. I will probably return to try out the other therapists.
I haven't actually been to the place so I'm not sure how clean it is. Is it kind've a dirty spa or you just don't trust the girls to use clean blades?
It does not look too dirty, but I would not be surprised if blades weren't sterilized either.
Yoni Sniffer
08-18-10, 01:17
This is a perfect example of what's wrong with this board. Four posts in almost a year, with no real intel PROVIDED. If you're new to this board, please don't ask questions with your first few posts. You're not going to get responses, or at least you shouldn't. You have to give info before you get it. That's a lesson I was taught when I joined this board, and it still applies today.
The search function is a fantastic tool; use it before asking stupid questions. This place has been reviewed extensively, especially by me. The reports are not hard to find.You're a perfect example of what's wrong with this board.
You're a perfect example of what's wrong with this board.
Big talk from a guy with five whole posts, none of which are longer than a couple of sentences and contribute nothing to the board.
SpokenOne69
08-18-10, 11:38
FBlaster
Next thing we know is we get PM's from these guys asking for phone numbers and contacts Sounds like infiltration to me
.......and "they" want to convict us of felonies? BULLSHXT
Scratched my itch at Blue Island Spa on Belmont just west of Austin. Petite spinner (didn't get name) wanted .6 for HR, 1.0 for topless and 1.5 for nude on top of .5 half hour door fee. Wouldn't budge so I went for lowest deal. Average skills, not a great attitude though. No shower there, had to clean off baby oil smell at sink. Won't repeat, there's better places out there.
I come to this board to read info and report when I can. Instead of posting requests (and the back and forth that often follows), how about if we send PM's for requests and you may get an answer. The rest of us don't have to wade through the OT stuff then. Read the forum, there's a lot of good info here.
Gabymassage
08-18-10, 12:20
I'm sure almost everyone has seen their ads in BP or CL. Tried them out, and it rocked. Almost as good as my ATF, and that's saying something. I don't want to say the girl's name here, but trusted seniors can PM me for more info.
I can say that they get my highest recommendation.I love hearing great stuff about the spa I work at because we really try our best to satisfy your needs and our prices are reasonable. We really do now how to give massages and our place is clean and professional we will be moving to foster and western on the first look us up on BP and CL. Foster and california.
G.
Gabymassage
08-18-10, 12:30
Foster and Cali is a hospital on three corners and a Cafe on the other. you talking about Rockwell and Foster? Thats an Apt gig. I've got as far as the first phone call, but they have not answered the second for the exact address twice. Just gave up.
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Maybe it's my untrained ear, but that's what I understood it to be. Perhaps it's pronounced Vi Vi? The dude at the counter seemed to know who I was talking about. She's probably about 40, slim build, 5'5" or so, decent Engrish, excellent massage skills. Claims she's a CMT who trained at some school in the burbs. To her credit, she made my sore back feel better.
Yes great massage Head to toe. Good TS too. Never shorts you on time most alway's goes over.
Ok, so just got back from my first trip to elegant. Did my research around here. Got cici and thought she was more attractive than I had expected from other posts, and also not nearly as old as I thought... at least not old looking. Plus she has one hell of a body and I just loved those firm perky tits.
So she starts out asking me if I'd been there and of course I said I had but that it had been awhile. I told her I normally go to Xindy which is true. At first I thought there wouldn't be any extras because she wasn't really roaming but then she started stroking the boys from behind and I knew it was on. Then she tells me she is hot and takes her pants off at which point I start squeezing her tight little ass. She asked what I wanted and I told her. We agreed on $ and she seemed more than happy.
So then on the flip she oils up my monster and starts telling me it's too big. I tell her I will take it easy. She's very sweet. So I feel her up while she strokes it, talking filthy to her, then finally she puts the rubber on and starts the sucky. At one point I grab her by the head a jam it down her throat, she gags and complained so I told her I wouldn't do it again. She tells me to be nice.
Then she tells me to fuck her now so I stand and lay her on the table and go to town with her legs in the air. I must say that usually it takes some time to work my beast into a girl but I was surprised that her pussy just sucked it right in. She must get a lot of dick. I had her suck on my nipple while I fucked her which I love. She was moaning but telling me my dick was "too long". So then I turn her doggy and basically crushed her guts until I came. She was so cute afterward holding her stomach and telling me she had a stomach ache from the pounding I gave her. She said next time I ask for someone else but was teasing. She said she wants me to make her cum and told me that a lot of the guys can't make her cum because "she doesn't like them". I don't know, maybe she tells that to everyone. We actually kissed after which I've never done with any of these mp girls.
I will definitely be back to see cici. Overall the massage was about a 5 but I'd give the ending an 8. Cici was very cute and it was a pleasure to fuck her. My only complaint was that I was hoping the pussy would be tighter. She told me to come back in the morning because no one else would be there and she can "lock the door" - which was the only other thing that made me uncomfortable because basically you can just walk right into the place... no buzzer or anything. I also heard talk around here of lots of LE presence in the area but i really didn't see any. Maybe it was the time of day, about 4pm. Also, they only have a standing shower. Overall great experience.
Dangerously
08-18-10, 19:39
Just wanted to let you all know that I have been a regular at Ace Spa in Downers Grove, as well as the one further up Ogden, I forget the name but it is still in Downers. Both places are sure things. I think in the 2 dozen times I have been to Ace once I had been turned down. I am never looking for anything other than a h. R. The t. Shower and steam room at Ace are great and the massage is usually average. Nothing over the top. Worth the trip, you just have to know how to ask.
The Downers Grove AMPs are reviewed over at the Lombard forum. You'll find some useful information there.
So basically now I've been to 3 amp in the chinatown area and just figured I'd review.
Been to Xindy many times but never got FS or felt it was available (lots of times the girls tell me not to tell the "boss" lady about HE's but the boss lady gives HE too). I have scored a few bbj's there though. Once with a petite little spinner abt 40 who told be no bj, but then I simply insisted firmly "yes. you suck." and I grabbed her head and she didn't resist. That was one of the wildest mp experiences I've had because I completely face fucked her to where she puked on the floor twice and would clean it up then come back to me where I would fuck her face silly again. I even had her licking my asshole that time. But that was the one and only time I saw that girl. I think I gave her .80 But usually it's the same 2 or 3 girls as far as I can tell and some haggling over price. But overall Xindy is the cleanest and most comfortable of the places I've been to which is why I keep going back. They have a sauna too and the rooms are very spread out. They play relaxing music, hot towels, bars on the ceiling for back walking, just really top notch. Only drawback it's right across from the el and bus stop and you have to ring a buzzer and sometimes takes the girl a minute to run to the door. But once you're inside it's golden. The older, skinny woman who works the desk actually gives a great massage but not too great looking. Then there's another younger girl with nice c-cups that I've seen a number of times. I got bj from her once but the massage was nothing special. Then there's a large frankenstein looking one who is well intentioned but just missing the boat. She gives painful massage and tries to walk on your back when she weighs like 225 lbs. I always pass on her. They had a girl that was actually really hot with big tits at one point but I don't see her there anymore. So I guess that's another of it's few drawbacks is the girls tend to be nothing to brag about. Last time I went had a cute girl with braces and perky tits though... but they all kinda have perky tits... and we did pretty standard fare. Usually the massages are pretty good, consistently the best I've had at any other place.
Went to B&B massage (I think it's called) on cermak once a couple years ago. Will never go again. Should have walked right back out. The rooms aren't even rooms and they are very small. The walls don't go to the ceiling so you hear everything. The time I went there was an old guy collecting the money at the door. Then the room the girl takes you to is like 10 feet from him. Massage was a 4 as I could never get comfortable. Then on the flip she jacks me off through plastic wrap. I shit you not. This place is completely ghetto. Don't go.
Finally Elegant. No door buzzer so people can walk right in but overall a comfortable place. Small rooms with standing shower. But it all felt very homey. Had Cici who was very cute, very sweet, and just an amazingly tight body. It's pretty obvious that she likes to fuck. Kept telling me how much she likes my dick but I'm sure she says that to everyone. She stroked it sucked it and fucked it and it was a pleasure. Everything covered so that's good and bad. At least you know you're safe. We actually kissed before I left the room. This is the only mp where I've gotten fs. On the way out saw a younger asian girl but not very attractive. I will definitely be back for Cici. Next time going to see if I can get her to lick my asshole and let me cum on her perky tits, wish I had of thought of that this last time. I wonder if I offered more money if she would let me? Seems she has some rules, like I gagged her on my cock once and she got kind of upset pointing to where she says it went in her throat. Kind of funny actually.
Well, Bada-deep-deep-da-deep that's all folks!
ps... never done anything but amp's but next I want some latina but sounds like they can be a pain with haggling and charging too much. if anyone could tip me off to the best latina places where fs could be had that would be great. especially I like them straight off the boat and not too americanized.
Thanks to all the contributers!
There is a lot of chatter about the new laws apparently coming later this month making soliciting a prostitute a felony in Illinois. Anyone have any idea how this might affect MP's? I mean, how do they go about charging you for a crime if they catch you at a MP that is known to offer extra services? Unless they catch you balls deep in some chick can't you always just say you were just getting a massage?
I understand how the girls themselves get caught by undercover cops (apparently only after everyone in the precinct gets some trim), but what can they really charge you with for just getting a massage? Can they charge you just for being there? And in Sept. would that then be a felony? My guess is no. And my guess is that come september get used to watching chineese soap operas while you wait for a massage unless you got an appointment. But then again, those cheap SOB's getting .2 bj's from needle infested skanks on the corner might have a hard time coughing up 1.40 for the same at a MP. And I guess that's the way it oughta be.
Scratched my itch at Blue Island Spa on Belmont just west of Austin. Petite spinner (didn't get name) wanted .6 for HR, 1.0 for topless and 1.5 for nude on top of .5 half hour door fee. Wouldn't budge so I went for lowest deal. Average skills, not a great attitude though. No shower there, had to clean off baby oil smell at sink. Won't repeat, there's better places out there.I think all latinas Spa's are over priced. All the same $50 Massage +$50 for + $50 for + $50 more and $50 OMG $250 to get out the door.
All except for one Power of Touch, Andrea & Lisa. Both good massages reasonable priced. Try them you will like them.
If you looking for a latina massage place western tropical massage see Anna or Cindy they do it all for $150 plus door fee byo condom but anna will to BBBJ and sex as well with out but Jimmy up there all down and dirty so sit back and let them ride don't be shy there they want $$$$ so if that what you want go there and get it there ready when you are.
I was out running around Wednesday around noon. Going down Irving Park near Cicero Ave. Seen the old massage school 5052 Irving. Got a good 39. massage by a cute Latino gal at 5054 Irving a wile back. Stopped across the street seen the phone number and called them. Asked the if still had 39. special. No 65. only 1st timers 39. Told her not my first visit. Said 45. I ask her name but couldn't understand her. She said she was European. Parked the car walked across the street. Walked in tall thin girl with very skin tite jeans on. 2 other girls came up front told her I just call her. I would like a massage. She told me I would need a appointment 3 girls standing there. I said all of you are busy? Told me to come back in around a 1 1/2. Told her no thanks I would go some where else. I think this use to be Pretty Girl Spa? Not sure. Won't be going back there anytime soon.
I was out running around Wednesday around noon. Going down Irving Park near Cicero Ave. Seen the old massage school 5052 Irving. Got a good 39. Massage by a cute Latino gal at 5054 Irving a wile back. Stopped across the street seen the phone number and called them. Asked the if still had 39. Special. No 65. Only 1st timers 39. Told her not my first visit. Said 45. I ask her name but couldn't understand her. She said she was European. Parked the car walked across the street. Walked in tall thin girl with very skin tite jeans on. 2 other girls came up front told her I just call her. I would like a massage. She told me I would need a appointment 3 girls standing there. I said all of you are busy? Told me to come back in around a 1 1/2. Told her no thanks I would go some where else. I think this use to be Pretty Girl Spa? Not sure. Won't be going back there anytime soon.Pretty Girls is a few blocks East. Where you went has gone legit. Been there four times and have had good massages. Closest I got to anything extra was with Lana, cute Ukrainian spinner. Cute face, hot bod with store bought tits. During massage with her was able to roam a bit. Didn't mind ass play, but stopped massage when going for the tits. Too bad, she is hot.
Another, Ali is 100% legit. Tells you to keep boxers on. Will place your arms under sheet and tuck in to prevent roaming. BUT, she gives one hell of a legit massage. So if you're looking for a legit massage with a few cute Euro Babes, this is a good choice.
CDT
Doogie0039
08-19-10, 17:30
Just legit massage is found here.
I was out running around Wednesday around noon. Going down Irving Park near Cicero Ave. Seen the old massage school 5052 Irving. Got a good 39. Massage by a cute Latino gal at 5054 Irving a wile back. Stopped across the street seen the phone number and called them. Asked the if still had 39. Special. No 65. Only 1st timers 39. Told her not my first visit. Said 45. I ask her name but couldn't understand her. She said she was European. Parked the car walked across the street. Walked in tall thin girl with very skin tite jeans on. 2 other girls came up front told her I just call her. I would like a massage. She told me I would need a appointment 3 girls standing there. I said all of you are busy? Told me to come back in around a 1 1/2. Told her no thanks I would go some where else. I think this use to be Pretty Girl Spa? Not sure. Won't be going back there anytime soon.
Stephen6868
08-20-10, 15:28
I think all latinas Spa's are over priced. All the same $50 Massage +$50 for + $50 for + $50 more and $50 OMG $250 to get out the door.
All except for one Power of Touch, Andrea & Lisa. Both good massages reasonable priced. Try them you will like them.Is that on diversy and long?
Is that on diversy and long?Yes. They were dormant for a while when Anna and Monica left, but I guess they're back in business with Latinas. They've advertised on CL and BP, which they had not done for months. They're using cheaper door fees to try to get the old customer base back. I thought about it, but I'll stick with my ATF. Saw her this week and it was awesome as usual.
Is that on diversy and long?Yes diversy and long.
Lisa is still there.
Lisa was Monica and Anny's night shift.
Golferfore
08-21-10, 11:49
Km, why did I forsake you? Me remembers not, but consistent excellent service, so much so that I gave my therapist a see note for being so damn nice. Now, I can't remember her name, but she is always fun and never a discussion.
And don't ***** about me blowing up the pay scale, I pay people who take good care of me.
Corey Griffin
08-21-10, 16:39
Saw this super sexy & freaky masseuse last night. Even though I called her in the wee hours of the night she still arrived faster than superman. She did everything I asked her to including a little nude cleaning. It's only right to call her again. Here's her link fellas:
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1911617812.html
Km, why did I forsake you? Me remembers not, but consistent excellent service, so much so that I gave my therapist a see note for being so damn nice. Now, I can't remember her name, but she is always fun and never a discussion.
And don't ***** about me blowing up the pay scale, I pay people who take good care of me.
Susie is all ways happy and a little giggly.
Dr Black Cock
08-22-10, 09:59
.8 and you want me to keep the towel on? Oh no you didn't answer your cell phone while barely touching my back. You call this a massage? Now look AM lady, I asked you at the door was this Really a Tantra massage. What do you mean, what is Tantra massage? What do you mean keep the towel on because your boss might come on. In fact, tell your boss to come in, because I did not travel all the way to chicago on the brown line in the late night for a terrible massage. AW ok, so now you want to end on happy terms. Fine, but I am still upset with the massage. You want what? Ok, so any amount will do, here take these 3 dollars and have a nice life!
.8 and you want me to keep the towel on? Oh no you didn't answer your cell phone while barely touching my back. You call this a massage? Now look AM lady, I asked you at the door was this Really a Tantra massage. What do you mean, what is Tantra massage? What do you mean keep the towel on because your boss might come on. In fact, tell your boss to come in, because I did not travel all the way to chicago on the brown line in the late night for a terrible massage. AW ok, so now you want to end on happy terms. Fine, but I am still upset with the massage. You want what? Ok, so any amount will do, here take these 3 dollars and have a nice life!
It blows my mind that Tantra is still considered synonymous with prostitution.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tantra
Whisper2000
08-22-10, 20:46
Its definately a supply crunch, because I can't get half the girls that advertise to pick up the phone from "foster & california", "touhy & california", "irving & western", or any of the other promising looking locations.
Even Anna at 4001 is gone.
At Tatiana's on Milwaukee, the table wobbled around during massage, girl was old, no finish
old "school" - decent girls, average massage, no finish
Its definately a supply crunch, because I can't get half the girls that advertise to pick up the phone from "foster & california", "touhy & california", "irving & western", or any of the other promising looking locations.
Even Anna at 4001 is gone.
Sorry to hear things aren't going well for you, Whisper. All I can say is keep trying.
I don't mean to rub it in (no pun intended), but this is the best MP time for me in decades. Quality providers, reasonable prices and excellent (for me) locations. There's not much more I can ask for.
The top three, in reverse order of preference:
Samantha - I pm'd you about my experience with her. I can't speak for others there, but I'd repeat in a heartbeat with her if not for the other two.
Tiffany - Ah, the legendary one. Finally had a session with her, and all I can say is she deserves all the accolades she gets. I'll explain in more detail soon.
She who shall not be named - actually, I have named her before, but I won't do so again because then I'll be bombarded with pm's from someone I do not care to deal with.
These three are among the very best I've ever seen. Having one of them easily available to me is fantastic. Having all three is phenomenal.
Great providers are out there, Whisper. Don't settle for the crappy service and ridiculous fees most MP's are charging.
P.S. I wouldn't mind adding a fourth to this list. Who is Anna at 4001? Is she the Mongolian girl?
Whisper2000
08-22-10, 23:50
I did get the PM. They're a hard group to get hold of. I don't recommend Anna, but she's usually available late at night. I would definately appreciate any contacts you provide via PM.
Ok, so just got back from my first trip to elegant. Did my research around here. Got cici and thought she was more attractive than I had expected from other posts, and also not nearly as old as I thought... at least not old looking. Plus she has one hell of a body and I just loved those firm perky tits.
So she starts out asking me if I'd been there and of course I said I had but that it had been awhile. I told her I normally go to Xindy which is true. At first I thought there wouldn't be any extras because she wasn't really roaming but then she started stroking the boys from behind and I knew it was on. Then she tells me she is hot and takes her pants off at which point I start squeezing her tight little ass. She asked what I wanted and I told her. We agreed on $ and she seemed more than happy.
So then on the flip she oils up my monster and starts telling me it's too big. I tell her I will take it easy. She's very sweet. So I feel her up while she strokes it, talking filthy to her, then finally she puts the rubber on and starts the sucky. At one point I grab her by the head a jam it down her throat, she gags and complained so I told her I wouldn't do it again. She tells me to be nice.
Then she tells me to fuck her now so I stand and lay her on the table and go to town with her legs in the air. I must say that usually it takes some time to work my beast into a girl but I was surprised that her pussy just sucked it right in. She must get a lot of dick. I had her suck on my nipple while I fucked her which I love. She was moaning but telling me my dick was "too long". So then I turn her doggy and basically crushed her guts until I came. She was so cute afterward holding her stomach and telling me she had a stomach ache from the pounding I gave her. She said next time I ask for someone else but was teasing. She said she wants me to make her cum and told me that a lot of the guys can't make her cum because "she doesn't like them". I don't know, maybe she tells that to everyone. We actually kissed after which I've never done with any of these mp girls.
I will definitely be back to see cici. Overall the massage was about a 5 but I'd give the ending an 8. Cici was very cute and it was a pleasure to fuck her. My only complaint was that I was hoping the pussy would be tighter. She told me to come back in the morning because no one else would be there and she can "lock the door" - which was the only other thing that made me uncomfortable because basically you can just walk right into the place... no buzzer or anything. I also heard talk around here of lots of LE presence in the area but i really didn't see any. Maybe it was the time of day, about 4pm. Also, they only have a standing shower. Overall great experience.I have been to elegant but didn't see CiCi, too bad, I would of love the experience too, I went over to Health Accu this past Sunday but see two not so good looking girl and they start to ask me if I just want massage, I told them a friend refer me but no luck so I just walk out, went a few house down and walk in to Rxby, ask for YoYo, and have to wait like 10 min because she is busy, I seem her once before and we have a good time, and wow, this time it was really a good time, we kissed but no FS. Anyone have experience with them before that got the FS? I would recommend her since she has a very nice personality and were lots of fun. Massage was a 8 and looks are 7, nice body though. Will try again next time.
Went there friday morning Appt. was for 10am. Arrived at 10 and was told to wait til they were ready. 10mins later I get the a short older latina with black curly hair with a so so body led me into basement apartment were I seen another older latina this one was bigger and not attractive either. I'm not sure if my gal was Samantha or not but I suspect she was. Seems like the gal in the BP ad. The massage was crap and she used too much oil and when she quoted extras I laughed and said finish the massage. It was supposed to be $30 for the hour and when she told me I was done at 10:45 I got up and left. NO TIP. She shorted me by 25mins. When I handed her the money right away she noticed she didnt get a tip. I was waiting for her to say something. So I could tell her off. Sorry FB for wasting your referral. I guess YMMV really applys here.
Yes diversy and long.
Lisa is still there.
Lisa was Monica and Anny's night shift.
After my failed session at Foster and Cali booked an appt with Lisa from Power of Touch. She was a fun gal and very accomodating. Shes got some great natural D's and great butt. Will see her again. The place is rather a pain to get to. Overall a good experience.
Went there friday morning Appt. was for 10am. Arrived at 10 and was told to wait til they were ready. 10mins later I get the a short older latina with black curly hair with a so so body led me into basement apartment were I seen another older latina this one was bigger and not attractive either. I'm not sure if my gal was Samantha or not but I suspect she was. Seems like the gal in the BP ad. The massage was crap and she used too much oil and when she quoted extras I laughed and said finish the massage. It was supposed to be $30 for the hour and when she told me I was done at 10:45 I got up and left. NO TIP. She shorted me by 25mins. When I handed her the money right away she noticed she didnt get a tip. I was waiting for her to say something. So I could tell her off. Sorry FB for wasting your referral. I guess YMMV really applys here.
I'm sorry your experience was so bad. I guess I caught a lucky break. This was the only time I truly enjoyed myself in a Latina place. The girl in the photos is not Samantha. Samantha had straight hair. Someone else pm'ed me earlier that they did not have a good time there either, though I'm positive he didn't get Samantha. Makes me a little wary of going back. I wish I'd gotten private digits from Samantha.
My massage wasn't in a basement apartment, so maybe they moved, as well.
After my failed session at Foster and Cali booked an appt with Lisa from Power of Touch. She was a fun gal and very accomodating. Shes got some great natural D's and great butt. Will see her again. The place is rather a pain to get to. Overall a good experience.
Did you see the other girl there Andrea? She is cute little young latino girl. She is very accomodating too. Parking if you come in off of Long turn in to the alley there is a place to park two door's east of where you go in. Lisa parks her car there. Look for her car her plate number is LISA something. I think Mr. Blaster needs to stop by there.
Can ne one provide info on where the Bella beauty has gone?
Pm with details
Stopped by Elegant looking for little Eva, not there, but I ran into Ellen, an ATF from Pulaski, .50 at the door. In the room, no negotiation, but full menu available: I left her the union wage of 1.00. She was happy, me too. She’s a good looker with a good attitude and a very good technique. If she doesn’t have the best looking bush in Chicago, I want to know who does.
When I arrived, Sophia was there, she said, “You take me.” But when I saw Ellen, no way. Sophia was nice, much better attitude than the last time I saw her, but for me, I was happy to see Ellen. When I left, I saw Cici there. She said, “You take me next time.” So little time, so little money, so little whatever. . .
I like this place. It’s a dump, but the girls are nice, and the price is right.
Did you see the other girl there Andrea? She is cute little young latino girl. She is very accomodating too. Parking if you come in off of Long turn in to the alley there is a place to park two door's east of where you go in. Lisa parks her car there. Look for her car her plate number is LISA something. I think Mr. Blaster needs to stop by there.
Yeah I seen her sitting at the couch she was cute. Lisa told me she wont be there much longer as she is branching off on her own. Andrea apparently doesnt want to pay a house fee and wants all the money.
Yeah I seen her sitting at the couch she was cute. Lisa told me she wont be there much longer as she is branching off on her own. Andrea apparently doesnt want to pay a house fee and wants all the money.
Andrea told me that around two weeks ago. I told her good luck there are so many new ones out there.
[QUOTE=F Blaster]I'm sorry your experience was so bad. I guess I caught a lucky break. This was the only time I truly enjoyed myself in a Latina place.
I just tried this place out yesterday and really enjoyed myself. Saw ad on Craigslist and I thought that this was too good to be true. $40 for 4 hand. This was not a basement apartment but a ground floor apartment. They had a room set up very nice. They had 3 woman there. Two short Latinas, one who was okay, and a taller latina who was attractive with nice boobs, a C cup I would say. The smaller Latina did not add much and seemed to be in training. The tall one gave a very good strong massage. The small one did some teasing and then on flip, some "accidental touching." For the price, I should have let them both finish the massage but I really just wanted to concentrate on the cute one. She told her name and it sounded something like Vanielle. For $30 extra, topless release with roaming and Russian. $20 for release with top on. Double the price to have both ladies do it. I guess it just depends who you get there but I would definitely repeat. Don't know if more is on the menu.
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08-24-10, 19:08
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In light of all the recent complaints about newbies not contributing enough to the board, I decided to add an update. For those that remember, or look, you'll see I had a hand in the discovery of one of our recent favorites that is now hard to find (appreciate any help with that one).
Three reasons I haven't posted much since then: 1. I was called out for it by the above mentioned favorite for all of the attention I directed at her, hence her fear of being targeted by our finest friends. She was really nice about it though, and showed me she wasn't still that mad at me. Damn I'd like to see her again. 2. Paranoia, especially with all the recent chatter 3. I haven't been getting out there much lately, and I simply don't have much to report.
So I'll throw what little I've got out there for everyone, hope it helps.
First of all, I haven't gotten any further than BBBJ or Nude HR anywhere yet but I've been offered more in a couple spots. One is the one mentioned earlier that is down the street from the great tacos and the closed massage parlor. The price changes every week, aywhere from $50 to $80 for the hour. Watch their ads and catch it on the cheap side. The girls are all pretty decent, PM me for names. Haven't been there for a couple months though, so I can't say who is working now. The other offer was from M at S. Down on wentworth, but I thought she was a little too fat for my first FS. Great massage, shower, HE and steam though.
I have seen Jean the "cleaning lady" on Ash. It must have been just after her scare because she got frustrated and made me do it myself with just a little help. That sucked because the TS and massage were awesome and she's a pretty hot older lady. I'd say 45 but you can never tell with them. Maybe she's relaxed a little now, would be worth a try.
I seem to see the same dude working at all these places, though, I'm not sure if he's one of the mentioned papasans on the forum. I've seen him on Ashland, Milwaukee, Western (I think he was filling in at Bella for a while), and Sunny. He knows me now, makes me feel kindof weird about going back to any of those spots. Thoughts on that anyone?
Have noticed AOL was closed for a couple weeks due to "water problems" according to a sign that was up, but I see it's open again. I've never been there but will TOFTT one of these days and let you know. That is on fullerton just west of western, I don't think they advertise. I'm also looking forward to trying lavish sometime, but am expecting the same latin pricing structure at both. Same thing with the one down on western, too. Pricey, and tough to negotiate.
So there's my Bucktown report, feel free to message me with any questions I've got a few of my own.
Oh, and one last thing, IMHO the best HR nude experience around here is found 1. 5 hours west on 90, in belvedere. Look on their board for ERS and ask for Nina. She fucking rocks, I can give you her schedule.
The first time I went to this place, there were two girls there - Molly and Tiffany. I wanted Tiffany, but she said she had an appointment coming, so I got Molly. 30's, blonde, cute, nice body with a few extra pounds. Offered nude hj for .8, which I passed on, then offered hj for .6. I countered with .4, and she quickly agreed. Decent finish, good massage, nice time, but nothing spectacular. I'd been having fantastic experiences lately, and this was not up to those standards.
I wondered if Tiffany was THE Tiffany that many had raved about. After getting confirmation that it is her, I went back the next week, specifically asking for Tiffany. Again, two girls - Tiffany and a 30 something Chinese woman.
I asked Tiffany for a firm massage, and boy, did she deliver! I was amazed at how strong her hands were. Her massage went from very deep and soothing to extremely light and sensual in an instant. Fantastic technique. I'd visit her even if she was strictly legit.
On the flip, she massaged me for a while and then went straight to work without negotiating or batting an eye. I asked her to remove her top, as I wanted a peek at those infamous tits. They did not disappoint. She took off her blouse to reveal that she was wearing a black sports bra. Seeing her take the bra off and put it back on afterwards with her back to me both times were two of the sexiest moments I've ever witnessed.
She was into making sure the hr was a good one. She looked me in the eye the entire time. After the finish, she cleaned me up with hot towels. I gave her a standard tip which she accepted without bothering to count it. I LOVE THAT!
If I had more funds available, I'd see her several times a week. Trying to get to her old place was a hassle. Now she couldn't be in a more convenient location for me. Right now is the best time in a long time at MP's, and I think it's about to get better.
Ok, I've been bombarded with pm's asking about Tiffany. I believe her new place doesn't want a lot of publicity (given the setup). I posted just to let her longtime fans know she's still around.
I will provide detailed location and contact info to TRUSTED seniors. Regular members will not get a response unless they have an extraordinary reporting history. Those with few posts shouldn't bother. Sorry, but that's the way it is.
Member #3971
08-25-10, 11:15
Good for you man. She used to be extremely convenient for me, but now i guess not. Lucky for me she does outcall.
I asked Tiffany for a firm massage, and boy, did she deliver! I was amazed at how strong her hands were. Her massage went from very deep and soothing to extremely light and sensual in an instant. Fantastic technique. I'd visit her even if she was strictly legit.
If I had more funds available, I'd see her several times a week. Trying to get to her old place was a hassle. Now she couldn't be in a more convenient location for me. Right now is the best time in a long time at MP's, and I think it's about to get better.
I'll be coming into Chicago Friday evening from the West coast. Can someone give the address of Elegant so I don't wander all over Chinatown looking for it? I tried an on-line directory but no luck. Are they open late? You guys do a great job of reviewing these places and giving useful information. Thanks!
Amping Around
08-25-10, 14:06
I'll be coming into Chicago Friday evening from the West coast. Can someone give the address of Elegant so I don't wander all over Chinatown looking for it? I tried an on-line directory but no luck. Are they open late? You guys do a great job of reviewing these places and giving useful information. Thanks!With the address. It is a few blocks west of the main chinatown drag.
Nighthawk55
08-25-10, 14:07
I'll be coming into Chicago Friday evening from the West coast. Can someone give the address of Elegant so I don't wander all over Chinatown looking for it? I tried an on-line directory but no luck. Are they open late? You guys do a great job of reviewing these places and giving useful information. Thanks!Type elegant massage Chicago into Google. Seriously.
Benderedundat
08-25-10, 16:59
Has anyone ever tried the "Personal Shaving" that Haiku advertises on CL? Just curious more than anything. I'm wondering if they are gentle down there They also advertise 4 hand for 1. 2 which isn't too horribly priced. Not sure if anyone has tried that there either.Long time lurker. First time poster. Long time mongerer as well. Around long enough to remember Lyons, Cicero, Manneheim Road in their heydays, then the great fashion shows of the 90s, and the AMPs when they actually gave you a table shower as part of the deal.
I have been using Ivy at TLC on Wallace in Bridgeport for my personal shaving for a couple of years now. Yeah, don't hate on me because I manscape. I play a lot in the swinger world and its my experience the girls like it all clean now.
Anyway, as discussed often on this board, Ivy is a legit therapist. Tim the owner does not allow stuff in his spa. It is a very clean enviroment. She uses a new blade on me everytime, and I get a massage afterwards from her. They are slow right now, so nows a good time to get in there if you need it done. Her prices are very very reasonable compared to other places I have been.
I'll be coming into Chicago Friday evening from the West coast. Can someone give the address of Elegant so I don't wander all over Chinatown looking for it? I tried an on-line directory but no luck. Are they open late? You guys do a great job of reviewing these places and giving useful information.
Thanks!http://www.yelp.com/biz/elegant-beauty-salon-chicago-2#query:erotic%20massage
Dr Black Cock
08-25-10, 22:29
I said nothing about prostitution, what's that, a new soft drink or something? No one is on here for prostitution, I was simply looking for a great tantric massage, which they advertise on CL. Have you been here before?
.8 and you want me to keep the towel on? Oh no you didn't answer your cell phone while barely touching my back. You call this a massage? Now look AM lady, I asked you at the door was this Really a Tantra massage. What do you mean, what is Tantra massage? What do you mean keep the towel on because your boss might come on. In fact, tell your boss to come in, because I did not travel all the way to chicago on the brown line in the late night for a terrible massage. AW ok, so now you want to end on happy terms. Fine, but I am still upset with the massage. You want what? Ok, so any amount will do, here take these 3 dollars and have a nice life!
Dr Black Cock
08-25-10, 22:41
My first AMP experience was at this place. 1.35 for the half hour with Billie Jean. Sophia (whom I am not refering) had to call Haven Jones in because Billie Jean was taking too long to finish the massage. After reading the reports on here though I feel as if I was outwitted, over charged, and overall unsatisfied with my first time AMP experience.
I'll be coming into Chicago Friday evening from the West coast. Can someone give the address of Elegant so I don't wander all over Chinatown looking for it? I tried an on-line directory but no luck. Are they open late? You guys do a great job of reviewing these places and giving useful information. Thanks!
Dr Black Cock
08-25-10, 22:55
I forgot to mention, i did return for a second visit in which Sophia and I negotiated based on my last terrible experience. .55 for the half hour in which she once again called in Heaven Jones who rushed me out because of my negotiation techniques. I don't like Sophia very much. Because we negotiated so low, while Heaven Jones was massaging me my cell phone began roaming and Sophia actually moved back, totally opposite from my last visit. Will I return, probably not, but hey these were my first two visits. Based on the reports here i may go back and see the other Lady.
I'll be coming into Chicago Friday evening from the West coast. Can someone give the address of Elegant so I don't wander all over Chinatown looking for it? I tried an on-line directory but no luck. Are they open late? You guys do a great job of reviewing these places and giving useful information.
Thanks!
Sal Minella
08-25-10, 23:47
Found myself RELAXing at a certain AMP. FIrst time I had been to this joint, but was in the mood for an exploration mission. I drew the name Cindy. Small petite I'd rate a 6, and I'm picky. Her face is easily forgettable. Massage was fantastic! very thorough full body that got every bit of 60 minutes. (which by the way was .6). On flip front side was massaged and I recieved a hand gesture which I returned with a wink, no negotiation, .4 got the job done. HE could have been better, but I was satisfied with massage alone so I was still happy as a pig in poo!
Gonna try to get out somewhere else next week. Will post results!
Sal
So I had to be in Chicago and after hearing that the asian AMPs there are much better than in Milwaukee I looked up several listings on BP under Body Rubs. There were a few private providers that intrigued me so I tried them first but got only answering machines with no return phone call. So I stopped at the nearest asian AMP which happened to be at 616 Childs St. In Wheaton.
The short version is DON'T GO. A waste of time and money. The details are below. Where are the good AMPs I keep reading about?
When I arrived the door was locked with a door bell. A good sign that it may not be completely legit, right? The woman who answered the door was about 6 feet tall (unusual) but well proportioned and I thought "not bad". She appeared to be the only one there. 60 min with table shower was $85. Table shower is usually a good sign because they use that to judge your reaction and weed out LE. No cover drape on the table, another good sign. I got undressed and waited for her to pick me up for the shower.
She came in carrying the covering sheet and acted flustered that I was sitting there nude. She told me to lay face down and when I asked about the shower she said "afterwards to clean off the oil. " OK, weird but makes sense I guess. When I lay down she covered me with the sheet. I asked if it was necessary and she said just for a few minutes. OK, well I can be flexible.
She then started pressing all over on top of the sheet. I hate that cause I like the feeling of skin. When that was done she pulled the sheet down to the top of my butt and started with the oil. A reasonably good job but when I used my hands to pull the sheet down a little she kept pulling it back up. WTF? She eventually undraped one leg at a time, but was always careful to keep the butt crack covered. This really ticks me off, like they have never seen a male butt before.
On the flip I managed to get the sheet only covering my cock, and she came close but was very careful not to bump it. I got hard once but she was being so careful it was hard to maintain it. Once when I opened my eyes she asked "What are you looking at? " Sorry? I have to keep my eyes closed too?
Last chance. The shower. She was very insistent that I cover myself with a towel for the walk to the shower. Like I said we were the only people there, but a shower is a shower right? NO, she covered the butt and then the groin with a wet towel during the shower. When I said she acted like she had never seen a cock before she said "I have seen my husbands, sorry. " Such a straight line, but I resisted the obvious.
In the end as I was leaving she specifically asked for a tip. Again I resisted saying "do I LOOK happy? " Not the best massage, only minor opportunity to flash which was not appreciated and NO HE. I'm putting this on my list of don't bother.
I said nothing about prostitution, what's that, a new soft drink or something? No one is on here for prostitution, I was simply looking for a great tantric massage, which they advertise on CL. Have you been here before?
You might be better off with this. :)
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Brandonkelly
08-26-10, 11:48
I'm going to the four hands place on Foster/California and am pretty excited because apparently I am getting Samantha. Plan on reporting back later today to let everyone know how it went.
SpokenOne69
08-26-10, 11:52
Wandering around our Chinatown is a very interesting experience. It's safe too.
Elegant is a good choice. But, you will see others that have been reviewed here. Elegant closes around 9:00 PM Some of the ladies are sometimes willing to join you for dinner at a nereby restaurant. Just dinner and maybe some weak conversation beasue their engrish is not too good. Depends what kind of mood she/they are in and what kind of tip you give them. $ tip is max that I would recommend. Start lower
They accept CC FYI
Donny Devito
08-26-10, 14:22
Wandering around our Chinatown is a very interesting experience. It's safe too.
Elegant is a good choice. But, you will see others that have been reviewed here. Elegant closes around 9:00 PM Some of the ladies are sometimes willing to join you for dinner at a nereby restaurant. Just dinner and maybe some weak conversation beasue their engrish is not too good. Depends what kind of mood she/they are in and what kind of tip you give them. $ tip is max that I would recommend. Start lower
They accept CC FYIAre you comfortable leaving a paper trail all the way back to your house and maybe loved ones?
If you can, always pay cash.
First time reporter. Please let me know if I'm following code. It is strict here for good reason.
Haven't been to too many AMP's but Elle was perfectly typical. Buzzer to get in and doing table showers sounds like HJ central, right? The entry fee was. 45 for the half. 40 year old in shorts greets me. The short of it was nothing happened, please read on for details.
I go in the room, take off my clothes and she comes in and goes to work. I do some gental roaming and she doesn't seem to mind. We flip on my request because I express interest for her to work my inner thigh. She does it hard and reptitive. She's even getting a finger in my butt on each rub up my leg. I don't know about you guys but I am not down for that at all. The only good thing about that is she is open to some happiness. Half is done and she does the ending-hand-cup-slaps on my quad? Ow! I look her in the eyes and say "Is that it. Really? " Yep! She asks if I want a table shower. She asks for a tip. I said no and gave her. 2.
Did the table shower mean something that I missed?
Is $20 waaaaay too much?
David Peter
08-26-10, 21:17
So I had to be in Chicago and after hearing that the asian AMPs there are much better than in Milwaukee I looked up several listings on BP under Body Rubs. There were a few private providers that intrigued me so I tried them first but got only answering machines with no return phone call. So I stopped at the nearest asian AMP which happened to be at 616 Childs St. In Wheaton.
The short version is DON'T GO. A waste of time and money. The details are below. Where are the good AMPs I keep reading about?
When I arrived the door was locked with a door bell. A good sign that it may not be completely legit, right? The woman who answered the door was about 6 feet tall (unusual) but well proportioned and I thought "not bad". She appeared to be the only one there. 60 min with table shower was $85. Table shower is usually a good sign because they use that to judge your reaction and weed out LE. No cover drape on the table, another good sign. I got undressed and waited for her to pick me up for the shower.
She came in carrying the covering sheet and acted flustered that I was sitting there nude. She told me to lay face down and when I asked about the shower she said "afterwards to clean off the oil. " OK, weird but makes sense I guess. When I lay down she covered me with the sheet. I asked if it was necessary and she said just for a few minutes. OK, well I can be flexible.
She then started pressing all over on top of the sheet. I hate that cause I like the feeling of skin. When that was done she pulled the sheet down to the top of my butt and started with the oil. A reasonably good job but when I used my hands to pull the sheet down a little she kept pulling it back up. WTF? She eventually undraped one leg at a time, but was always careful to keep the butt crack covered. This really ticks me off, like they have never seen a male butt before.
On the flip I managed to get the sheet only covering my cock, and she came close but was very careful not to bump it. I got hard once but she was being so careful it was hard to maintain it. Once when I opened my eyes she asked "What are you looking at? " Sorry? I have to keep my eyes closed too?
Last chance. The shower. She was very insistent that I cover myself with a towel for the walk to the shower. Like I said we were the only people there, but a shower is a shower right? NO, she covered the butt and then the groin with a wet towel during the shower. When I said she acted like she had never seen a cock before she said "I have seen my husbands, sorry. " Such a straight line, but I resisted the obvious.
In the end as I was leaving she specifically asked for a tip. Again I resisted saying "do I LOOK happy? " Not the best massage, only minor opportunity to flash which was not appreciated and NO HE. I'm putting this on my list of don't bother.Sorry to hear your story. Next time, why don't you just ask whether they do a HE before you start the massage.
Ok, I've been bombarded with pm's asking about Tiffany. I believe her new place doesn't want a lot of publicity (given the setup). I posted just to let her longtime fans know she's still around.
I will provide detailed location and contact info to TRUSTED seniors. Regular members will not get a response unless they have an extraordinary reporting history. Those with few posts shouldn't bother. Sorry, but that's the way it is.I am sorry that you feel this way. Some of us would love to be more of hobbyist but I actually can't afford it and I have to scrap and save for months to get enough to treat myself. I have by the way posted about every single experience I have had in the skokie area since I live there.
Sorry for the bother.
Ten posts in two and a half years is not enough to give you information on a place that's trying to keep a low profile. I gave the info to some people I now regret. I don't know you and I'm not familiar with your reports. If you're a regular member, you have to have a good, consistent reporting history for me to be able to trust you. Some regular members who regularly post on this board asked for the info and got it. Some seniors who only post three or four times a year didn't. I don't want to pass good intel to just anyone, and then find out the place is closed a few weeks later.
I'm sorry if that offends you, but I don't regret my stance. I'd rather piss a few people off that I rarely read reports from than to see my favorite providers shut down.
Brandonkelly
08-27-10, 00:38
Based on F Blaster's report, I'm almost positive I saw the same two women he saw, and for sure one named Samantha. The four-hands deal is a .40 donation and I was really skeptical going in, especially after Silvio's report. To answer the question; yes more is on the menu.
Like Silvio, I was led down to a basement apartment which was pretty nice, leather couches and the like. It's clean. Samantha met me at the door. She's probably in her late 40's, has black hair and was wearing a long dark dress. She's not super-attractive but has milf characteristics and looks like she has a lot of experience, which I found out later - boy does she ever. Probably b-cups. Another, what I call 'bowling ball' looking young chick named Nancy was the other masseuse. She's very short, a little round, has huge titties, really inexperienced and is clearly in training.
One of the bedrooms has been turned into the massage room and was nice and dark and cool in the middle of the day. Clean, too. Donation was never mentioned and the girls came back in and started the massage.
Samantha is very strong and gives a great legit massage. Nancy was mainly on the legs and was just kind of practicing the stuff Samantha was doing. But having both of them rub me down at the same time felt really good. There was plenty of grazing and a couple of full fledged tugs throughout the session, which lasted about 35 minutes. After flipping over I couldn't help but stand at attention after all the grazing. There was a legit front session for five or maybe 10 minutes before Samantha asked me if I wanted to hear about extras. Yeah, I really did.
Same stuff F Blaster was offered except I was told double (convertible) CBJ for $. This really interested me and I went with it. Samantha had great technique, started with Russian then tag teamed with Nancy, back and forth a couple of times. I would bring multiple covers if this is your option, because they kept sanitizing in between. Nancy was inexperienced here but willing to learn. It was a great finish and I can't wait to go back. Would like to see other apprentices though. I was told by Samantha she is there every day but Sunday. She is older, but I've had a great afterglow all day and cannot stop thinking about it. Totally worth it. Props F Blaster
Nicky Forza
08-27-10, 01:25
Incredible. Ugly, Old and Fat weren't even allowed to get on the bus.
About 30 years from now these beauties will be ready for Chicago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wLWro6a7Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Stopped by Elegant to visit Shirley. Bad news, she is on vacation for two to three months. The girl on the couch looked spent, so against my better judgment I went with Sophia for the first time. Bad move, I don't know what it is but as soon as I walk in one of these joints Lil Bildo comandeers my blood flow and I go brain dead. Lucky for me I followed one of my old rules, never bring in more than I am willing to spend.
The massage was mediocre, too much lotion and just her hands moving around pretending to massage. We get to the flip and the negotiations begin. What a mood killer. She wants .60 for a clothed HE and I say no way. She sensed I was getting reaqdy to walk and just eat the door fee and I finally negotiate a topless HE for less then her clothed HE price. Went for the half hour and spent a little more than I wanted but still considerably less than $. Her technique was not bad but I really resent haggling over upselling in a place that is far from luxurious with out a TS. What the others have said about her is true, she counts on us being mezmerized and too horny to walk. I may return, but not with her or until I know Shirley is back or there is some new talent.
- Bildo
Paintedbird
08-27-10, 03:50
Incredible. Ugly, Old and Fat weren't even allowed to get on the bus.
About 30 years from now these beauties will be ready for Chicago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wLWro6a7Y&feature=youtube_gdata_playerI was once in western China, a small city with a lot of tourists, both Chinese and foreign. I picked a random direction and just started walking, past apartments, stores, restaurants, and row after row of nail salons. As I walked past one, I looked over and saw the most adorable spinner sitting on a stool right out front. She was everything you want a Chinese girl to be: pristine dark bangs hanging over her dark eyes, a perfect face, and a trim little body anchored by beautiful long legs. She beckoned me over, and as I approached her magnificent visage, she looked up at me, made an okay sign with one hand and slid the index finger of her other in and out. Then she held up two fingers, indicating 200 Yuan, which is about $30. I had a good night.
Incredible. Ugly, Old and Fat weren't even allowed to get on the bus.
About 30 years from now these beauties will be ready for Chicago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wLWro6a7Y&feature=youtube_gdata_playerWow. I should definitely visit Macau.
Sorry to hear your story. Next time, why don't you just ask whether they do a HE before you start the massage.In my experience, they get very nervous about guys that ask right up front. I've been told more than once that I "look like a cop" so just asking up front usually convinces them that I am and ends all chance of anything else. Maybe its just my curse, but I've learned to look for other signs. This place had many of the signs but none of the delivery. I thought I'd warn other hobbyists off this place. Just my little service. Not intending to whine.
SpokenOne69
08-27-10, 15:10
I dont have any loved ones and I live in a box under the bridge - lol
Dont necessarily use CC but they accept CC's and I just thought I would add that in my report
Let me just reinterate....Elegant is a good choice
SpokenOne69
08-27-10, 16:09
this place has been poorly reviewd in the past by me and others who have TOFTT
this place has been poorly reviewd in the past by me and others who have TOFTTNote to self - read farther into the past - I didn't go all the way back to February before I made my choice.
It would be great if we could have a database where a specific location could be checked without having to scan through many many reports. OK, enough whining, I'll look harder next time, thanks for pointing that out.
Nicky Forza
08-27-10, 21:59
I was once in western China, a small city with a lot of tourists, both Chinese and foreign. I picked a random direction and just started walking, past apartments, stores, restaurants, and row after row of nail salons. As I walked past one, I looked over and saw the most adorable spinner sitting on a stool right out front. She was everything you want a Chinese girl to be: pristine dark bangs hanging over her dark eyes, a perfect face, and a trim little body anchored by beautiful long legs. She beckoned me over, and as I approached her magnificent visage, she looked up at me, made an okay sign with one hand and slid the index finger of her other in and out. Then she held up two fingers, indicating 200 Yuan, which is about $30. I had a good night.
I traveled to Beijing and Shanghai last year. Buying pu$$y is illegal but it is just as easy to buy as a loaf of bread. No need to look for some...it will find you.
Had a great time at Lifetime Spa in Skokie. Susan is an over 40 AMP but what a great massage and what a rack she has. On the flip she asked if I wanted extras and I said I wanted DATY and what a nice box she has. She moaned like a kitten and then after 15 minutes she gave me a CBJ and I swear I was going to break the cover when I shot my load. Will repeat.
Had a great time at Lifetime Spa in Skokie. Susan is an over 40 AMP but what a great massage and what a rack she has. On the flip she asked if I wanted extras and I said I wanted DATY and what a nice box she has. She moaned like a kitten and then after 15 minutes she gave me a CBJ and I swear I was going to break the cover when I shot my load. Will repeat.Many mentions of this place on the skokie board, been planning on checking it out soon.
I will report.
Had a great time at Lifetime Spa in Skokie. Susan is an over 40 AMP but what a great massage and what a rack she has. On the flip she asked if I wanted extras and I said I wanted DATY and what a nice box she has. She moaned like a kitten and then after 15 minutes she gave me a CBJ and I swear I was going to break the cover when I shot my load. Will repeat.Correction: Marie's is the one that's been getting the good reports lately, not Lifetime. If Susan is the same older lady mentioned in recent reports on the skokie board, others were not too impressed. Or maybe they got somebody new?
It would be great if we could have a database where a specific location could be checked without having to scan through many many reports.
On some boards (eg: the DC massage board) there are kind souls that summarize recent reviews quarterly by location and post them. It's a good way to see which shops are open and reliable, but it does require someone to do the work.
Pussy Prowler
08-28-10, 06:07
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1923063960.html
Not a massage parlour, but she comes to you as an outcall. She is the girl in the pics, (although in the pics she's about 20 pounds lighter.) nice girl, attractive but gave me a massage so crappy I almost wanted to just tell her to stop. Same repetitive boring motions with no power at all, it was laughable really. I asked her if she massaged anything else and we settled on a handjob for an addition 50, so if you see her rates you can tell I was very dissapointed overall, with that total amount would have been better spent elsewhere obviously! So I just wanted to write this report to let you all know you should avoid at all costs! When you think about it, it's very risky to have any of these craigslist or backpage girls come massage you for 150 an hour, because at that price point you're guaranteed nothing really, and on top of that they may ask you for additional fees for a HJ as in this case.
I'm looking forward to what the new casino in Des Plaines will bring to our hobby. I'm sure they will not allow loitering in the lobby like you see in that video. But due to it's proximirty to O'Hare, this new casino will be very different from the others we have here. I'm guessing (and hoping) the lounges and hotels in the area will be buzzing with activity.
Incredible. Ugly, Old and Fat weren't even allowed to get on the bus.
About 30 years from now these beauties will be ready for Chicago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wLWro6a7Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player
George W. Bush
08-28-10, 10:20
You won't find anything except misplaced posts for a place in Wheaton in the Chicago section. I reviewed it back in Feb or March and filed it in the Lombard section. And I said stay away.
Ghostface89
08-28-10, 10:23
I'm looking forward to what the new casino in Des Plaines will bring to our hobby. I'm sure they will not allow loitering in the lobby like you see in that video. But due to it's proximirty to O'Hare, this new casino will be very different from the others we have here. I'm guessing (and hoping) the lounges and hotels in the area will be buzzing with activity.
Since many Asians are addicted to gambling, this goes for Asian massage girls as well. I know a number of spa girls who go to the gambling boats here. In fact, a couple of Chinese MTs I know were studying card counting at their AMP between customers to prepare for their next casino trip.
If you want to meet hot Asian girls in a casino setting (including MTs), just find out when your local casino is next having an Asian night or event. Once there you will be in heaven! The food will also be great Asian fare and the casinos vie with one another to attract high rollers. (The gambling addiction is so strong that casino buses pick up 24/7 in Chinatown!)
Of course NOTHING beats Macao and the Hotel Lisboa for the absolute hottest Asian butterflies. I was there a while back and cannot wait to return.
Doogie0039
08-28-10, 10:44
I went to a place that has been reviewed here before. I will only give location details and provider names for the Tiffany trade. So I went to a massage place and saw a latina out of a mix of euro, latina, and asian. She was very sexy. Short, 5'1, 110, 34 B and 36 ass. Started the massage with a TS. She was not shy during the TS and made sure I was very clean, but dirty. Went back to the room and she asked what kind of massage that I like. I told her I Like hard but sensual and she laughed. She began to massage my back, pretty good. Once she was in touching distance I began to roam and I found my way to her box. She did not pull away, but pointed me in the right direction. She then began to kiss my ass, and then my balls as she was stroking my cock! This was getting hot! She played with me while I was on my stomach for 20 minutes before asking me to flip. When I flipped I was at full attention. She began to disrobe and started kissing my neck. At this point no mention of negotiation, and she never brought up the subject I started kissing her and licking her nipples and got her in a 69. After a couple of minutes she got on top and rode me to completion. This was probably the greatest time I have had in Chicago. I tipped her well. If you want the name of the place and name of the provider you must have relevant Tiffany info.
Teabagplain
08-28-10, 11:24
In my experience, they get very nervous about guys that ask right up front. I've been told more than once that I "look like a cop" so just asking up front usually convinces them that I am and ends all chance of anything else. Maybe its just my curse, but I've learned to look for other signs. This place had many of the signs but none of the delivery. I thought I'd warn other hobbyists off this place. Just my little service. Not intending to whine.
I think almost everyone here would agree you did everything right. Asking up front is not a good strategy for exactly the reason you described--does not matter if you "look like a cop" (what does a cop look like?).
I went to a place that has been reviewed here before. I will only give location details and provider names for the Tiffany trade. So I went to a massage place and saw a latina out of a mix of euro, latina, and asian. She was very sexy. Short, 5'1, 110, 34 B and 36 ass. Started the massage with a TS. She was not shy during the TS and made sure I was very clean, but dirty. Went back to the room and she asked what kind of massage that I like. I told her I Like hard but sensual and she laughed. She began to massage my back, pretty good. Once she was in touching distance I began to roam and I found my way to her box. She did not pull away, but pointed me in the right direction. She then began to kiss my ass, and then my balls as she was stroking my cock! This was getting hot! She played with me while I was on my stomach for 20 minutes before asking me to flip. When I flipped I was at full attention. She began to disrobe and started kissing my neck. At this point no mention of negotiation, and she never brought up the subject I started kissing her and licking her nipples and got her in a 69. After a couple of minutes she got on top and rode me to completion. This was probably the greatest time I have had in Chicago. I tipped her well. If you want the name of the place and name of the provider you must have relevant Tiffany info.
I'm sure you're pissed that I didn't give you the info, and I can't say I blame you, but my decision stands.
Two things worked against you. First, your reporting history isn't very good. Not much usable intel, and most of your posts were asking for or commenting on others' info. I'm sure you got the Tiffany info you requested, and I'm sure I know from whom you got it, and my giving it to that person was a flat out mistake on my part. He's asked me for info several times, and I always gave it to him. Finally, I asked for info in return, and he gives me a girl who's been well documented recently and a girl whose info I GAVE HIM! That's never happening again.
If you had made the post above a couple of weeks ago, I would have given you Tiffany's info right away. This was far and away the best post you've written. Kind of funny how this gem suddenly appears when you want Tiffany's whereabouts. If this girl exists, what do you need Tiffany for? You're still a regular member for a reason.
Second, the incident with Mari. You led me to believe that if I stayed the course with her, I'd get a payoff. It didn't happen. When I get no action on the first visit, I usually never see that person again. Because of your advice, I kept seeing Mari, to no avail. It was a huge waste of time and money. I didn't call you out on it because I blame myself for not following my principles. Still, it is a huge strike against you in my book.
If you expected me to bite on the above post, sorry, it's not going to happen. Even if I believed it, I still wouldn't because that would be a total d**k move on my part. You got what you wanted, but you weren't going to get it from me.
F Blaster
I went over to see Ellen today and this is the second time I went to this place, the first time was with sophia and this time I asked for ellen and luckily she was available.
I think she does live up with all the good reports about her, she is afraid to see me actually because I am Chinese. LOL. Anyway, I think the massage was average, I wish it could be more tough but that's not the main point, on the flip she ask me right the way what do I want and I told her, she did ask me for $ first though because cici just got rip off by some guy just before me.
Its a good experience for me lets say that, first time I really happy in a MP. Thanks for all the member who share the info with me. I greatly appreciated it.
Will repeat for sure, got her number too.
If you expected me to bite on the above post, sorry, it's not going to happen. Even if I believed it, I still wouldn't because that would be a total d**k move on my part. You got what you wanted, but you weren't going to get it from me.
F BlasterGrow up people. Just because you have over 200 posts...this makes you an elitist? Let's just share good info and stop all this lame drama bs. Btw, take a look at how many posts I have. Am I not worthy?
Grow up people. Just because you have over 200 posts...this makes you an elitist? Let's just share good info and stop all this lame drama bs. Btw, take a look at how many posts I have. Am I not worthy?
I'm all for sharing. I'm tired of people asking for information while never giving anything in return.
And no, you are not worthy.
David Peter
08-29-10, 06:36
After a long timeout from the hobby, the last time I was out was at Singapore about 3 weeks before it was busted, due to money issues I decided to get back on the horse. After reading about it twice hear I decided to check out Oki Dokie on Chicago ave on Monday. I went to what I believed was Oki Dokie, the palce had purpleish tinted windows and a massage sign in the front window. However the problem was that there was a group of people standing out front and also there was seperate constant traffic going in and out of the apartment building above. So I decided to go to Sunkiss on the corner of Chicago and Ashland but again there was a group of people standing infront with flyers. So I decided to drive around for about 15-20 minutes to see if these people would leave but they didn't. Being paranoid about this and remebering Rose Spa was in the area I decided to go there for the first time ever. Paid 65 at the door and was led to the room. All I can say is I got a decent massage, no HE, table shower was done with a wash cloth covering Big Jim and the Twins. I was allowed a little roaming and tried everything to show I wasn't Leo but nothing.
Two things I wanted to know was has anybody else noticed groups of people standing in front of massage places in that neighborhood. I'm thinking maybe since CBS had that special about the place on Ashland people might start doing crap like this to try to drive places out of their area.
Second thing I want to know is Rose a legit place? Has anybody else had any luck at Rose or is this just everybody being extra carefull because of the recent bust and all the attention from CBS2. This was a little bit of a shock to me because the only place I ever didn't get atleast HE from before was Green Spa.
God I miss Singapore Spa.Rose is legit place. I offered 50$ for HE but the girl said no. Nice facility and decent massage.
Stud Muffin314
08-29-10, 07:54
Hey Mongers (both pros and apprentices):
Listen to yourselves, this is starting to sound like freaking Dr. Phil or something. Can we all agree to these guidelines?
1. If you are an apprentice and if you are looking for information from a pro, ask nicely. Know that if you contribute, you are more likely to get something than if it is post numero uno for you. Also understand that pros have invested heavily in both time and cash for this sport, and anything they provide to you is a gift.
2. If you a pro, remember that long ago, you too were starting in this sport. Take a look at your early posts, many are not much different than the apprentice posts of today. Please share whatever you are comfortable with.
3. For everyone - PLEASE use your head here. These boards are intended for us to share information. This isn't a contest, just a place where we can share our experience for some good, clean, safe, dirty fun.
I have had shared messages with both pros and apprentices, and most of you are really great people. Let's agree to be respectful of each other as we enjoy this incredibly expensive and risky sport together.
Thanks for considering my words.
SM
Luv Nooke2
08-29-10, 09:04
Grow up people. Just because you have over 200 posts...this makes you an elitist? Let's just share good info and stop all this lame drama bs. Btw, take a look at how many posts I have. Am I not worthy?
With one post thus far you are as green as they come, at least in terms of this board. Our community is made up of legitimate providers, scam artists, hobbyists with integrity, those without, newcomers, and law enforcement.
Which are you? No one yet knows. Legitimate providers and hobbyists with integrity have the most to lose when things don’t go well. For this reason we are guarded about our activities. To work yourself into this fold you must prove yourself, again and again. Some choose to do this through public posts. Others share most of their comments in private messages. The choice is yours.
But until any newcomer proves himself he will be met with hesitation. This is not a matter of “growing up” as you put it. Learn the environment and respect how others have made it work, and it will work for you and others too.
F Blaster had it right.
Past Tense
08-29-10, 09:08
Quid pro quo, Clairise.
You guys have to understand that this is a delicate situation, every one of those guys you are complaining about has gone to great lengths to cultivate a favorite and on giving out that info that favorite has either gotten too busy or raised their rates too much or gotten burned out or scared off by all of the attention.
Plus LE reads these boards and it is no joke to some tiny Asian woman who is here possibly illegally when Tom Dart's boys come walking in and cuff them.
Get over it. read everything you can and take your best shot.
Some of you guys might remember Monica from Harvest. She moved to LA last fall to go to some massage school.
Good news. She is at Alice now in Chinatown Mall, except Tuesday and Wednesday when she’s at Damen.
I think almost everyone here would agree you did everything right. Asking up front is not a good strategy for exactly the reason you described--does not matter if you "look like a cop" (what does a cop look like?).Maybe it's not what a cop looks like but what he feels like. Perhaps info has been shared that makes them shy of guys with muscle patterns that show a lot of driving or differences in arm muscles that feel like they've done a lot of target practice. There could be a world of things they notice that we simply don't connect with.
Doogie0039
08-30-10, 00:06
I am sorry to hear you struck out with Mari.
Past Tense
08-30-10, 01:36
I was watching the channel 7 news tonight and they mentioned the billboards on Manheim. They also mentioned that LE had collected something like 50 to 100 K in fines from "Johns" in recent stings.
With shrinking tax revenues this is strong motivation for LE to closely monitor ALL info sources and pick up as many hobbyists as they can.
Looks like back channel is going to become increasinly important and newbies coming on the scene will have a terible time getting accepted. As much as some have complained about guys like FBlaster it looks like he is right. If you haven't established a relationship with a fellow hobbyist already you are probably fucked. And all the complaining and whinning in the world isn't going to help your case any.
Member #3971
08-30-10, 03:46
Rose is legit place. I offered 50$ for HE but the girl said no. Nice facility and decent massage.
there is fun to be had at rose. varies from girl to girl and you have to spend a few legit sessions first, but they will he eventually.
Just another indication that our elected officials are out of touch with real world economics. What was the cost to taxpayers to collect their 100 grand? Then after that fiasco they go out and rent a billboard to let everybody know how well thought out the operation was. (The billboard was probably owned by a brother-sister or something comperable). Just big government doing what it does best. Just wait until one of them gets caught with their hand in the cookie jar, then the real expense starts.
I was watching the channel 7 news tonight and they mentioned the billboards on Manheim. They also mentioned that LE had collected something like 50 to 100 K in fines from "Johns" in recent stings.
With shrinking tax revenues this is strong motivation for LE to closely monitor ALL info sources and pick up as many hobbyists as they can.
Looks like back channel is going to become increasinly important and newbies coming on the scene will have a terible time getting accepted. As much as some have complained about guys like FBlaster it looks like he is right. If you haven't established a relationship with a fellow hobbyist already you are probably fucked. And all the complaining and whinning in the world isn't going to help your case any.
Ghostface89
08-30-10, 11:10
In my experience, they get very nervous about guys that ask right up front. I've been told more than once that I "look like a cop" so just asking up front usually convinces them that I am and ends all chance of anything else. Maybe its just my curse, but I've learned to look for other signs. This place had many of the signs but none of the delivery. I thought I'd warn other hobbyists off this place. Just my little service. Not intending to whine.
I was once in the front of an AMP hanging with the mamasan, my friend, when a "customer" came in and immediately asked inappropriate questions about happy endings. He was, of course, asked to leave as "nothing like that takes place here" (ha,ha).
The guy was almost certainly not LE. But he was an obvious weirdo. And a weirdo can also do much damage.
Besides not giving off the LE vibe, mongers must be able to pass as "adult" --
that's why its called adultery!
Has anyone seen Kiki? Does she offer extra services?
Advertises as "☆Guaranted Stress Relief in the LOOP ☆ (Chicago LOOP)"
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1927101475.html
Anyone been to the new place in the Mercy building with the crabby doormen?I've been there many times going all the way back to Maggie, who got busted. Used to be able to sign in with fake name, now the door man ask to see your ID and verify's you signed in with the same name. I suggest you find another business in the building to visit as you sign in to avoid the hassle. Maybe find a dentist or something?
Good price, reasonable "service" never rec'd FS here, but wouldn't mind it with Mei.
Raoul Duke
08-30-10, 13:37
Stopped by Elegant to visit Shirley. Bad news, she is on vacation for two to three months. The girl on the couch looked spent, so against my better judgment I went with Sophia for the first time. Bad move, I don't know what it is but as soon as I walk in one of these joints Lil Bildo comandeers my blood flow and I go brain dead. Lucky for me I followed one of my old rules, never bring in more than I am willing to spend.
The massage was mediocre, too much lotion and just her hands moving around pretending to massage. We get to the flip and the negotiations begin. What a mood killer. She wants .60 for a clothed HE and I say no way. She sensed I was getting reaqdy to walk and just eat the door fee and I finally negotiate a topless HE for less then her clothed HE price. Went for the half hour and spent a little more than I wanted but still considerably less than $. Her technique was not bad but I really resent haggling over upselling in a place that is far from luxurious with out a TS. What the others have said about her is true, she counts on us being mezmerized and too horny to walk. I may return, but not with her or until I know Shirley is back or there is some new talent.
- Bildo
Mid-flight negotiations suck, I absolutely hate that. For what it's worth, I had a different experience w/Sophia the other day. No negotiations whatsoever. I left .4 and she said "see you next time". Granted, this isn't the norm for me at this place. I'm usually subjected to haggling, but, for whatever reason, I was spared during my last visit.
I head off Saturday for some time with a couple Latina ladies off California. When I arrive, I call. For 15 minutes I go directly to VM. This sucks. Finally, she decided to answer the phone. I'm told "I'll be there in a minute." Ten minutes later and another VM answer. I leave.
I decided to try a favorite spot of mine, Violet. I've always had phenomenal success here. I usually get in and out for under $.
After Sonny gave me a weak table shower, we went in for the massage. GREAT massage. Then she was done. ??? What? No Flip? This sucks. I try everything I know. I put my hand on her ass and her hand on my brain. No luck. I gently move to her breastless chest and try to put her hand on my brain. No again! Now I'm brazen. I request the girl that "does it" to visit me. No again. Me so horny. Me so sad.
I left.
Down Ashland I go. HHHHMMMMM Q and Q Spa on Ashland at North Ave next to Hollywood grill has the open sign turned. I'm hurtin' so I go in.
Oh yes. I can already tell this will work out just fine. I got a typical crappy AMP massage, some minor negotiations and I was standing on the massage table getting happy.
Then off to the table shower and we had an encore. Good stuff. But it was a long morning before I finally got some relief.
Punanistuffer
08-30-10, 19:38
I forgot the name of this place but the number is [Telephone Number deleted by Admin]. Its off Irving and Montrose near expressway ramp. 294 I believe. well anyway there was this polish chick she gave a great massage but the menu is very very lacking as in nothing. She does have great hands though. dont let the ad's fool you.
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Haven't posted in a while for fear of leading LE to my favorite spots. Posting to say that despite the recent amendments, a few MPs are still worth it.
Went to visit my ATF S****, but she is still in China. Been there for a few months now. Each time I ask when she will return keep getting different answers. Decide to stay and try the new talent. Got a spinner, cute face, A cups. Things looked bleak initially when led to the TS and was told to do it myself. Should have left then, but paid already. Washed up then off to massage. Massages was surprisingly decent coming from a spinner. Not as deep as I normally prefer but still relaxing. Attempts to play were met with resistance, so I just conceived defeat and looked to ride out the hour. On flip nothing as I was expecting, but then wait., when I thought it was over she removes the towel and makes a gesture for extra. She quotes the standard for HR and off we went. Really good technique and got to peek and roam. Hot, hot bod on her. Finished and left with a smile and a promise to return for possible further.
With all the scares going on, it was a nice surprise from a hot spinner.
CDT
Playaelite
08-31-10, 04:34
I went to Xindy on archer yesterday around 11a and there were only two ladies working. So I pay my thirty-five for the hhr and was escorted to the last room. She asked me to get undress and lay face down and she'll be right back. (note: this wasn't my first time there) So when she had come back, I was on my back and I told her "hey, I just need my Legs and feet massaged. " She replied "I don't massage legs or feet just lower back". I'm like WTF. Are you serious? I then tell her that it's cool, just give me my refund and I'm out. And she did. I wonder if they got raided just before I got there? Oh, yeah. Finesse spa STAY AWAY because those two latin chicks are arrogant and not even that good looking to be so pricey. Go to Imperial day spa on 18th street. They're not as pricey, plus the latin ladies are dimes. They open around 10a so I would advise you to get there early or make An appointment because they get real busy.
Peace
Member #3971
08-31-10, 17:39
I had a solid experience at a place by Belmont and Elston today. Two asians, one young spinner type, and one older, thin one. drew the older one. massage wasn't deep, but very sensual, lots of teasing. then she got her whole body in on it and was grinding on my leg and moaning like crazy. nice experience, excellent pop. would love to here about her colleague's technique. .6/.4
Careful, boys.
It's a bunch of savages out there.
JMFC
Nicky Forza
08-31-10, 19:10
At the request of a provider who many of us know and love...I am trying to locate a monger whose name is Tom. ****** works at an amp that is located south of 22nd street in Chicago and she told me that she wants to contact you but she*
has lost your phone number. Tom is tall and a bit heavy.
If (and only if) you think you might be the person that she's referring to, please pm me.
I'll ask you a couple lightweight questions which, if correctly answered, will tell whether or not you are the Tom in question.
Golferfore
08-31-10, 23:15
Hmmmm. I am reticent to post this experience, but I feel if I do not, I will not have any credibility with my fellows.
Went to an old favorite, but a got a different level of service this time. This establishment is located somewhere on in the general vicinity of western avenue and 800 N. Usually just a nice rub and tug. However, this time my attendant remembers the 1. Tip I dropped on her the last time and well, lets just say, she decided that she was my girlfriend and that she loved me. Nuff said.
Not really my thing, but some of you savages might appreciate this intel and I haven't ever heard of this being offered there before.
Also the session lasted 90 minutes not 60, so goody for me, as always, I tipped generously for the sublime level of service tendered, even if its was beyond my appetite levels.
Regards,
Gf
Golferfore
08-31-10, 23:17
If you read my last report and feel the need to pm me because you don't know what I am talking about, please RTFF, and don't, however if you would like to share an entertaining masseuse in the city, please pm away.
Regards,
Gf
At the request of a provider who many of us know and love...I am trying to locate a monger whose name is Tom. ****** works at an amp that is located south of 22nd street in Chicago and she told me that she wants to contact you but she*
has lost your phone number. Tom is tall and a bit heavy.
If (and only if) you think you might be the person that she's referring to, please pm me.
I'll ask you a couple lightweight questions which, if correctly answered, will tell whether or not you are the Tom in question.
Please try me Wednesday Thanks Goph
What a joke. I decided to go there tonight at 1am as they were one of the few places open this late and it was close to my place. They advertise on CL all the time. It's on Superior off Wells. So if a place is open late is it pretty much a HJ shack. I was actually in need of a massage to get the kinks out and so decided to take my chances here. $80 for an hour. The women was older, rushed me in and was taking calls while giving me the massage. Half ass massage on back and told me to turn after 10 minutes. Asked if I wanted a hand release at this point I knew I was getting a massage as she let someone else in and put them in a room so I knew she was in a rush to get me out. I said sure why not and she went at it. No touching and fully clothe. 10 minutes later. I'm done and I ask to take a shower and told her that was ridiculously short. She didn't speak english and rushed me into the shower. She was the only one there and taking appts while I was there. It was such a joke. On top of that she brings me a towel that has brown spots all over it. I was so disgusted, I wiped dry with my shirt and left half wet. This place is a joke and pricey at 80/hr which is really 30 mins. Avoid at all costs!
I went to Xindy on archer yesterday around 11a and there were only two ladies working. So I pay my thirty-five for the hhr and was escorted to the last room. She asked me to get undress and lay face down and she'll be right back. (note: this wasn't my first time there) So when she had come back, I was on my back and I told her "hey, I just need my Legs and feet massaged. " She replied "I don't massage legs or feet just lower back". I'm like WTF. Are you serious? I then tell her that it's cool, just give me my refund and I'm out. And she did. I wonder if they got raided just before I got there? Oh, yeah. Finesse spa STAY AWAY because those two latin chicks are arrogant and not even that good looking to be so pricey. Go to Imperial day spa on 18th street. They're not as pricey, plus the latin ladies are dimes. They open around 10a so I would advise you to get there early or make An appointment because they get real busy.
PeaceI took your advise and went to imperial, but I think I pick the wrong person to see, melinie was good looking but her stomach shows with birth mark and just not my type. And too pricey also for a HE. I will give it another try with a different girl.
Pussy Prowler
09-01-10, 16:03
I don't see why anyone would go here. I wrote about a similar experience before, it only gets business because of the late hours and location. I've never been there during the day but the massage I got there was so bad I nearly called them the next day to complain to the manager! Plus the short old asian woman that gave me the massage had some serious man hands. I don't recall ever seeing a positive review on this place so it's amazing that they stay in business, the old asian lady I saw defineatly does not enjoy her job and the massage was one of the worst I've ever received!
What a joke. I decided to go there tonight at 1am as they were one of the few places open this late and it was close to my place. They advertise on CL all the time. It's on Superior off Wells. So if a place is open late is it pretty much a HJ shack. I was actually in need of a massage to get the kinks out and so decided to take my chances here. $80 for an hour. The women was older, rushed me in and was taking calls while giving me the massage. Half ass massage on back and told me to turn after 10 minutes. Asked if I wanted a hand release at this point I knew I was getting a massage as she let someone else in and put them in a room so I knew she was in a rush to get me out. I said sure why not and she went at it. No touching and fully clothe. 10 minutes later. I'm done and I ask to take a shower and told her that was ridiculously short. She didn't speak english and rushed me into the shower. She was the only one there and taking appts while I was there. It was such a joke. On top of that she brings me a towel that has brown spots all over it. I was so disgusted, I wiped dry with my shirt and left half wet. This place is a joke and pricey at 80/hr which is really 30 mins. Avoid at all costs!
Raoul Duke
09-01-10, 21:52
On top of that she brings me a towel that has brown spots all over it.
Doodie spots? I sure hope not.
I gotta ask; who else just received a pm from "Melissa"?
Please try me Wednesday Thanks Goph
Mengzi I think all three of the girls enjoyed our time together it as much as we did. I don't think they get to just BS around like we did with them?
Fork Please
09-02-10, 00:49
Oxiclean the spots,
A most fuckedup massage,
oldhand on my cocks.
...sorry
What a joke. I decided to go there tonight at 1am as they were one of the few places open this late and it was close to my place. They advertise on CL all the time. It's on Superior off Wells. So if a place is open late is it pretty much a HJ shack. I was actually in need of a massage to get the kinks out and so decided to take my chances here. $80 for an hour. The women was older, rushed me in and was taking calls while giving me the massage. Half ass massage on back and told me to turn after 10 minutes. Asked if I wanted a hand release at this point I knew I was getting a massage as she let someone else in and put them in a room so I knew she was in a rush to get me out. I said sure why not and she went at it. No touching and fully clothe. 10 minutes later. I'm done and I ask to take a shower and told her that was ridiculously short. She didn't speak english and rushed me into the shower. She was the only one there and taking appts while I was there. It was such a joke. On top of that she brings me a towel that has brown spots all over it. I was so disgusted, I wiped dry with my shirt and left half wet. This place is a joke and pricey at 80/hr which is really 30 mins. Avoid at all costs!
The worst!! Agreed I can't believe they are in business!
I don't see why anyone would go here. I wrote about a similar experience before, it only gets business because of the late hours and location. I've never been there during the day but the massage I got there was so bad I nearly called them the next day to complain to the manager! Plus the short old asian woman that gave me the massage had some serious man hands. I don't recall ever seeing a positive review on this place so it's amazing that they stay in business, the old asian lady I saw defineatly does not enjoy her job and the massage was one of the worst I've ever received!
Jaxxonmontana
09-02-10, 15:07
Hello,
I am brand new to these forums and have the "day off" tomorrow, and am thinking about going to a masseuse for a little "release." With so many ads on CL, I have NO IDEA who to trust (if anyone). Can anyone PLEASE recommend someone good/hot that's not too expensive?
Thanks!
Hey,
I jusk back from Boston. PM me if you are going to Boston.
I knew a outcall, individual asian massage provider.
I read some 4 hands reports and wanna try it. Found it located at Irv & Cen not at Fos & Cali. Before 3pm, there is a 4 hands special for .5.
I was there at 5pm. Two call system, a girl let me into a latino apartment at 2nd fl. Room is clean with cool AC. They use sheet on the massage table instead of paper sheet. There are two rooms in this unit. I didnt see the other girl.
My provider, Jxsmxxe is a tall, 28 yrs latino with B+ tits. She gave a bad massage, more like touch. I asked her how long have she been working there? She said one month.
After 25 mins on my back, she used a really small hot towel to wipe oil out.
Then, to the flip. She spent another 5 mins on my body, then start to show her menu. .5 for HE, .8 for CBJ no DATY, and $$ for FS. She is hot, nice.
I took a shower before I left. Parking is easy. I wont repeat cause I need a good massage.
Brandonkelly
09-03-10, 00:37
Had to go back to the 4 hands as mentioned on Craigslist to see Samantha. Short on funds so took the 2hands for .30. Was obviously ready to roll through most of the massage so she grabbed me halfway through and started t-bagging and pumping away. She said it would help me relax to enjoy the massage, and indeed it did. Great Tbag/HR. Got round two at the end as well, so alls well that ends well. Again donation was not mentioned until all dressed up, left .40 for two shots.
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