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Big Otis

07-16-04, 14:26

Here is my report for Monday night. Started out doing some recon through B/CB around 9pm. The entire area was dead.

Headed up Patapsco to W/W and saw a few SW's of varying quality. A nice looking blonde in the parking lot after the RR tracks next to the sub shop and old Baltimore Poultry was getting in a vehicle as I drove by. Another decent looking (at least from a distance) blonde on Washington across from the church. Wearing exercise shorts and a sports bra but got picked up before I could get thru the intersection. Appeared to have a pretty good body as well. Several ladies on Ramsey between Stricker and Gilmor, but not sure which were working. There are always so many people congregating in that area. A couple of SW's on Payson between Eagle and Monroe but disappeared before I could loop back around. Wilkens was dead from Pulaski up to the diner.

Headed from W/W over to to PP/C. Conkling was completely dead. There was one attractive girl, dirty blonde or light brown hair, nice looking, decent body near the corner of the park at Eastern/PP. She was giving 'the look' but was hanging with 3 or 4 guys. Decided to bail and headed to the block.

Went to the block and had a few drinks with 2 of my favorite blockettes and set up an after hours rendezvous. I've never gotten stood up by either of them before, but did that night. Neither of them usually drink, but both were pretty drunk by the end of the night.

Oh well. Headed back to PP/C and saw a cute brunette on Eastern next to the park. As she walked up to the car, I noticed she couldn't have been more than 16 or 17. Left that one alone and didn't find anymore activity in the area.

Headed back up to W/W and found Summer on Payson between Eagle and Monroe. It was about 3:30am at this point. I think I picked her up several years ago under a different name. She said she dances at Chez Joey or the Pussycat, can't remember which. She is about 5'7", thin build but not CCL, straight blonde hair. We went back to my hotel room and she was carrying a plastic bag with pictures of herself in various lingerie, nude shots, etc. She told me 2.5 jacks for BBBJ. I offered one jack and she accepted. Pretty good technique but not the best I've had. After finishing, I told her I had an early meeting and gave her .5 jacks to take a cab back. She seemed happy to oblige.

Sorry I can't offer more in the way of names, but I'm not as familiar with the SW scene, although I usually do recon when I'm in B-more. I usually spend my time at The Block. Will try to report more frequently.

Big Otis

Big Otis

07-16-04, 14:36

Muff Scout,

I was out last night as well (twice in one week - that never happens!). I think I saw the cute blonde you were talking about. I was driving up Ramsay and saw her on the left turning the corner onto Gilmor. She waved, said hello and disppeared.

At the same time, another monger was coming down Ramsay the other direction and looped back around by Stricker. I looped back around the circle and went down Gilmor and down the back streets. Saw the other monger mobile driving around too. I didn't see any other vehicles in the immediate area at the time. Not positive if she was working or not, but she must have lived right there on Gilmor.

This girl was cute. Young, probably 20ish, 5'6"ish, blonde hair pulled up in the back, white shirt, short denim skirt, nice body and legs, tan, nice smile.

Hopefully, I'll see her out again.

Big Otis

Baltimonger

07-16-04, 16:45

There's a fine line between treating them with kindness and respect, and putting up with their crap.

I tend to not put up with their crap. If they give me any, they and likely others (here, for instance) will hear about it. That's what pissed me off about the one SW I wrote about. She was sick from 24 hours in central booking. Nice guy me gave her the opportunity to shoot up at her house and get well, but it became more important to her to get high off the pipe instead. She was still sick and the quality suffered. Nothing worse than a BJ where the SW has to stop every 30 seconds because she's about to lose her lunch.

I can be kind, but highly opinionated about them at the same time. Some of them actually respect that.

Make sure they know what pipe they're supposed to be smoking. Failure to understand this should cost them your business.

GFE's are about increasing their take. I can't hold it against them though. It's good for business. Helps to create higher paying and returning customers. Nothing wrong with that, IMHO.

Smiling Fux,
She looked smaller from a distance. It was dark. I forgot my glasses. These damned meds have me hallucinating. Is that enough lame ass excuses?

K.J. Baltimonger

True Drew

07-16-04, 18:31

Made the Loop yesterday around 6:00pm. Noticed cute and petite dirty blond at Patapsco and 6th munching away on a giant bag of chips and chugging a large soda. She was dressed in a football jersey and long shorts. Anyone know who she is?

True Drew

07-16-04, 18:35

Just got back from a gym workout. It is so difficult to think of skanky sw after seeing the clean, tight sights at the gym!

Has anyone here ever had luck at their gym or health club?

Red Bone

07-16-04, 21:22

Amateur monger and first post. I have been reading this board for a few months and appreciate the wealth of knowledge bestowed upon me. Thanks. I am pretty new to B'more and picked up a young WSW a few months ago off of Wilkins named Alicia with name tattoed on her breast . BBBJ and FS procured. Her Skills were average and great conversation. Seemed intelligent but was on the horse. Has any one seen her of late. She is a 5'4" brunette. I think she is from Pennsylvania.

Red Bone out!

Smiling Fox

07-16-04, 23:39

Hey Balti-monger,

No exuses neccessary. You picked her up, and she was just showing her apprecialtion, Didn't you hear the old expression about ugly and fat girls being more giving, because they are so appreciative for the attention, and I never wear my glasses.

However you better watch those meds, LE could make a mistake. You could end up down town, and see all the stupid mongers from that night, and all the sw's picked up that night, all of our friends, a veritable reunion, and you will be too medicated to even realize it.

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Baltimonger

07-17-04, 13:51

Big Otis,
Nice posts, welcome aboard. Was the Summer in your post the same as Doc Farang's pic from 5-27-04? If so, that's Ranee, She used to be at the P'cat under the name Summer.

Red Bone,
Was Alicia a very light skinned interracial girl? Easily mistaken as white. If so, I have her address if you want to PM me.

The cute blonde on Wilkens might be Brooklyn Mandy. I've heard she's now on the Clix.

I'm going to the credit union Monday and opening up an account to put a little vacation money into. I'm getting yellow fever and trying to put together a SEA tour, hopefully early next year. Look out LOS, here comes B'Monger!

K.J.B.

Muff Scout

07-17-04, 15:36

Otis,

Saw the cute blonde again last night about 10. She waved and smiled but was with a buddy and didn't seem to be working. I have got to get some of that.

B'Monger, I think I saw your porker last night. She has got meaty thighs and a prison walk. Not sure she weighs in at 200 pounds, but she is big. She is a poster child for not mongering with beer goggles on.

Very quiet last night on Wilkens. Only saw B'Mongers secret buddy out.

Think I saw an undercover driving around in a plain white van. Guy had dark hair and was wearing a white tee.

Safe hunting out there.

Muff Scout

Baltimonger

07-17-04, 23:30

Saturday night report:
Early evening I drove into Pigtown from the south via Ostend St. Went left on Nanticoke and up Carey to the light. When I got there, there was a excellent looking brunette WSW walking with a blonde WSW I would rate as above average. At the intersection, the brunette was carrying on a one sided conversation with me from a distance. I only glanced at her for a second or 2, didn't acknowledge her, and headed up the road.

Wilkens Ave. was dead except for Heidi. I purposely avoided her and went back into Pigtown after a few loops through Eagle.

In Pigtown, I picked up the brunette. Her name is Kelly. She is quite a looker, and as I found out later, not much else. We went to a house where the blonde SW lives. I pay the landlord $10 for the room, and the $38 I had left for 1/2 & 1/2. We get into the room, and the landlord dude comes in as well. He and Kelly split up some party supplies between them and indulge and he sits there watching a ballgame on TV.

He leaves, and now she's getting geeky on me. I guess these would be geeks #8 (new),#6, & #2 on Larry's list: First she stands up and bends herself over with her head down to her ankles and brushes her long brown hair for about 10 minutes. Actually not a bad view considering her better than average titties were hanging out of her bra. Then she gets down on her hands and knees and starts picking little tiny pieces of smoking material off the floor for one last hit. This takes a good 15 minutes. She doing the singing thing too. I didn't know the song either. The guy yells up to her to hurry up.

She finally starts with a BBBJ, and after a minute, tells me that I have to hurry up and cum. Now I distinctly remember 1/2 & 1/2 as the agreed deal. I said fuck it, she's too geeky and just finished up in her mouth.

Disappointed with the experience, I headed out to Brooklyn. I picked up April again and she took care of me quite well for a Jackson. She gives better head than I stated before. No BS games with her. She's got it somewhat together. She loves being a mom, and talks proudly of her kid.

Back to Kelly. She says Diamond still comes out, and that I had just missed her when I came into Pigtown.

I need to stay in Brooklyn where its safe. LOL

K.J. Baltimonger

Baltimonger

07-18-04, 08:53

Smiling Fox,
I was just kidding about the meds. The only things I'm on are the antibiotics cephalexin and rifampin. Neither one of these are narcotics. They have no side effects other than discoloration of the urine (I'll never look at orange Kool-aid the same way again). I just can't drink any alcohol while I'm on them. :(

Muff Scout,
I saw the blonde you were talking about. She was east of the circle with another girl last night. Definitely not blonde Mandy.

I saw a Brooklyn monger with California plates last night. Funny.

Clix

07-18-04, 11:26

Sat night report -
A first for me this evening.

In general, and I do mean in general, I find that black women tend to give better head, on average, then white SW women.
Exceptions to all generalizations exists.
Prelude -
A few years ago, I started picking up this young dark skinned black girl, who was/is clean, cause she had big tits on a slim body and gave great head. Sheeta is her name. She has had a couple of kids in the meantime and the last ime I picked her up, about 2 years ago, the lack of bath (or just plain BO) and the stretch marks just grossed me out. I never had more than a BJ from her, but her BJ were excellent and she swallowed for an extra 10 bucks. Have not seen her out i a long time, two years plus, but tonight for some reason I was looking for her (as her BJ were simply excellent).

Last night -
Not a whole lot out on Saturday between 9:30 and midnight.
elected to pick up what I thought was a young, fairly clean, light skinned black girl on Carey.
Turned to be much older, though in the dimlight it was still hard to believe she was in her early 40s. Never seen her before, and claimed she was from up on North Avenue and PA Avenue area and was down her visiting her grandkids and to make a little money.

Went to secluded County spot and got a nice wet, smooth, BBBJTC with swallow from this SW name I think was Von.
Started Bull session on the drive back, and as it turns out, she is Sheeta's mother.
That is a first for me. Getting head from both mother and daughter.....
Always something new on the loop.
Later dudes

Robux

07-18-04, 14:09

Last Thursday night I started in Brooklyn and CB again. Lots of suspects and civilians out around midnight. No LE.

Found Amy in CB on Curtis by Cypress. Clean, good looking, wearing overalls and short sleeves. She was lucid and present, perhaps more than me. BBBJ with no rush, fuss, or hastle. Definitely worth a repeat. Should have taken her to a notel straight away.

Told her about the forum and asked her if she was okay with me posting a field report, that I would post a good report about her, and asked her what she might be interested in having me include. She wrote, and I quote her here. Capitalization, spelling and punctuation is all hers.

"Tall, leggy, enthusiastic Blond Bombshell."
"5'11"3/4 Blue Eyed Beauty. Brainy & fun"
"Country rooted - got milk?" [she's a Wisconsin dairy farm girl]
"36B 32W 34 H"
"145 lb."
"No Drugs."

This is an accurate description. I also remember her saying she had a 3.85 GPA in high school and that she wasn't a cheerleader.

If she's doing drugs, she seems to be off them for the moment. She hesitated when I asked her about drugs before she wrote "No Drugs," and I sensed a moment of doubt, then conviction.

Is she full of shit? She seemed pretty straight with me, and I've got a good crap detector.

She did say something very funny. Her motto is, "Making hundreds of people happy, one thing at a time."

Now B'monger, you are probably wondering if she was a GFE, right? No, she wasn't, because I have never had a GF as tall, leggy, blond and attractive as Amy. Perhaps it is a lack of belief and expectation on my part that I can't imagine a GFE with her. Hmmmm. Perhaps I'm not open to even the possibility of having a girlfriend as tall, leggy, blond and attractive as Amy. Hmmmmm.

Clix,

I believe I, too, picked up Von a few months ago, on Washington up near MLK. She gave excellent bbbj.

Did you get her digits or any other contact info? I just gotta do them both at the same time in a notel, stretch marks and all.

Robux

Mykonos Lover

07-18-04, 14:56

Robux,

Did you get digits for Amy?

Mother daughter tag team? You have definitely taken the mantle from the Trashman :)

Batman62

07-18-04, 22:38

I''ve had the pleasure of Amy's company on several occassions. However she does have a weakness. Although most of my experience has been good, my last visit will keep me away for a little while.

She wanted a ride to score and I refused. Still took care of business.

She is attractive.

Turks

07-18-04, 22:52

Sunday afternoon mongering report:

I drove the PP loop hoping to find one of my favorites and, just when I was about to give up, I came across Shannon. She is a cute redhead with freckles and a tatoo over her left shoulder. I have been with her before and she always provides a great bbbjtcws for 1.5 jacks. After the deed, as I was taking her back to her spot, she mentioned that tomorrow would be her last day on the stroll for a while and that she was heading back to her friends apt. out of the city. For those of you who have had the pleasure of her company, try to get her before she leaves!

She also mentioned that Star, one of the sw who shares the house in the city that we have used in the past, was in jail due to a warrant issue. I have missed seeing her recently and was wondering what had happened.

It is a shame that PP is losing all the talent due to le but I guess I am just going to have to learn the w/w loop.

Smiling Fox

07-18-04, 23:45

Baltimonger,

Good god man, what are you taking all that stuff for?

Robux,

OK Amy sounds like a gem. Youve got mail.

I had the pleasure of meeting Jessica, USAAdultentertainment.com
It was a bit pricey, but sat. afternoon with only a small window of opportunity, it was worth it. She was a bit shorter and a bit heavier than advertised. The agency has that problem. the girls dont ever seem to be exactly like the pics. But not that far off to be rejects.

My old friend Tammy called too, from Hamden, wish someone knew her, last time I saw her, I thought she had potential.

On the jessup board, I asked for Russians. There has got to be a network of providers from eastern europe. And not tbs or what ever the place is called. PM if you know any.

Old Monger

07-19-04, 13:04

On Monday I hooked up with Amy around noontime in CB on Pennington. She is the real deal; friendly, attractive, articulate, enthusiastic, nicely perfumed, and all of the other things listed on Robux's post. Before arriving in CB I had covered W/W and Patapsco/Fairhaven. From the alternatives I saw I frankly cannot imagine why any guy would hook up with anyone other than Amy. She is in a class by herself.

Sandiegoman

07-19-04, 15:46

Report from middle of last week.

Picked up "Summer" on Payton, same one as described by Big Otis. BBBJ for a jackson, afterward she showed me the same pictures as Big Otis described in previous post. Nothing to write home about but a decent performance. Said she lives on Fulton right down the street from Heidi.

Midnight

07-19-04, 16:15

Did a little cruising Sunday night around 8 -- I've had good luck at that time before, and my luck continued to hold. I saw a couple of blondes at Eagle & Payson that I didn't recognize. Something tripped my "might be a cop" filter, so I drove on by. Later, I saw Jessica and Heidi in the same vicinity, so maybe they were legit.

I picked up Kim, who has been written about here before. She seemed distracted and was craving a cigarette, but was eager enough once we got down to business. Half-and-half for 1.5 Jacksons; started in doggiestyle, but she got much more into it when we switched to mish. Decent, but nothing outstanding.

I felt like going for another round, and there were several other girls out, so I resumed my cruise. I went over to Wash Blvd and saw a few skanks and one chick who was staggering around on the sidewalk. I finally found a thin brunette (not CCL, just thin) at Washington and Carey and picked her up. Her name was Beth -- B cups, about 30 or so, no obvious scars, and she actually had some pretty good legs. She claims to have danced on the block for six years, and knows Diamond. Beth says she doesn't date much, just when money's tight.

She will, however, do Greek for 2 Jacksons, and she didn't object to getting naked outside the car. After we got going, she had to ask me to stop, as it hurt too much, but she certainly gave a good effort. I swapped out for a new condom and finished in the regular way. She was pleasant and agreeable, and I'd enjoy dating her again, particularly if I could arrange for a no-tell.

Big Otis

07-19-04, 17:08

Baltimonger,

Thanks for the info on Doc's 5/27 report. After reviewing the photos, it was definitely Renee #2.

Muff Scout.

I agree with you on getting some of that blonde. If she is working, we should see a report on her sooner or later. I'm just not sure if she's working or a pretty friendly person.

Big Otis

Larry 56

07-19-04, 18:17

Hey Ro:

Get any digits on this Amy?

The other Amy is out. She's moved out of Dee's and living with her new sugar daddy.

Larry

Baltimonger

07-19-04, 18:27

Robux,
Sounds like a real hottie. Was she a Fantasies girl?

Whenever I find that rare gem, I always seem to have that kind of disbelief that I'm even with her. Somewhat like going to Las Vegas for the first time and being totally mesmerized by the lights and casinos. Its only afterward when you reflect back on things do you get a grasp of the gravity of the experience. You then spend a lot of time and energy trying to find her again.

Of course those lights, sights, and sounds of Vegas are designed to hypnotize you into spending way beyond your means. Viva Lost Wages.

Sometimes when you do find her again, you come to the conclusion that maybe it was better if you hadn't found her.

Case in point, Chase from Brooklyn. I rated her a 7 in looks, an 8 in service, and a 10 in attitude the first time I was with her (see, you guys thought I didn't have a system for getting my top 10 did you?). I picked her up again today. her rating went from 25 points down to 21 points with my second chance. (7 looks, 7 service, 7 attitude). That averages out to 23 points for 2 dates, which kicks her out of the top 10.

Still a decent CBJ for a Jack, but I was hoping for something a little better with her. She was in and out of semi-consciousness and I didn't like the parking spot she chose at all.

LE was cuffing a SW and putting her in the van right around the corner from where I picked up Chase.

I must be getting popular on the Clix. SW's have been aggressive with trying to get a ride with me. Lots of SW's yelling and waving at me and some are jumping out in front of the Mobile. I've been passing on some real lookers as of late.

I keep passing on Heidi too. One of these days, I might shock the shit out of her and pick her up. I just can't take her to her house. I'm trying to avoid Jessica.

K.J. Baltimonger

Dr.Monger

07-19-04, 19:50

Nobux,

Sounds like an interet provider waiting to happen.

On an unrelated topic, I think I smell a serious Block tour coming up.

Dr. Monger

Clix

07-19-04, 20:01

Robux
No contact info on Von.
sorry.
Clix

Dr.Monger

07-19-04, 20:01

Scouting report.

Well PP/C picked up a little over the weekend. Saw the Indian SW out a lot. She looks good at night. Saw her in the daytime and not so sure. Saw a very cute suspect with her hair back in a ponytail eyeing traffic. Gone byt the time I could circle around.

Saw a ton of SWs, including the Indian SW, but mostly skank, right around quitting time. Guess they were out to provide a quick bit of relief after a hard day at work. I did not indulge.

Things do seem to be picking up around loop.

Dr. Monger

Smiling Fox

07-19-04, 20:29

Oh dam, you guys are going to plan another block party and I'm not going to get out again.

Oh please may I go out and play?

Oh god, what a sad thing. Aha, I know, I will throw her out of the house and be free, free at last. Na, I can't do that. No guts for the pain.

I know, how about a daytime romp on the block? I could call suzie down at the circus, and see if she could line up some blockettes.

Cruised thru hamden today. nothin. Spoke with tammy today, and we are going to hook up, and she may even clean my office for me. She needs work.

SF

Smiling Fox

07-19-04, 20:34

Hey Doc, you are right, the russian ladies should be on the baltimore board. Glad to hear you like them too. I sorta started this thing cause I am in N.W. alot, and there is a ton of Russians here, but I can't find a russian provider, except for the tbs. I know there is a russian network, mafia, and such, but no one seems to have a contact for the ladies. So if anyone knows let us know, so we may partake of some of eastern Europes finest transplants.

SF

Camden

07-19-04, 21:48

Monday at 5:30 pm Conklin had three better then average sw. Jen has shoulder length red hair and two brunette's that were 6/7 in looks. Too bad I can't stop. Things have been looking up at PP/C lately.

Robux

07-19-04, 23:54

To those asking for contact info on Amy, I've got the goods. In response to one fellow monger that asked via PM, I replied as follows:

Well XXX, I'm a reasonable man.
What have you to trade?
Something that I might find valuable?
Something exotic? Something untamed?
Perhaps sisters, or twins, or moms & daughters of age?
Twosomes, threesomes, foursomes, five?
Sixsomes, sevensomes, eightsomes? Oh my!

What I'm getting at is I've read Atlas Shrugged and I'm feeling particularly Rand-y tonight. It's gonna have to be quid pro quo, boys. That's fair, ain't it?

Robux

P.S. Moohahahahahah!

Rebad

07-20-04, 00:04

Will be visiting this week.

I have looked through the posts and need information on "the loop"

Thanks in advance, and I will post my conquests.

Robux

07-20-04, 00:09

Baltimonger,

You obviously get what I meant.

Myk,

Trash could kick my ass. Maybe someday, but not anytime soon.

Doc,

I smell it, too! It's the fine odour of clean sweat and damp pussy wafting through my mind. When do you suggest?

Robux

Globetrotter

07-20-04, 00:20

Robux, you've got mail.

Globe

Muff Scout

07-20-04, 01:36

The Wilkens stroll was crawling with heat tonight. There were two police vans, two cruisers and at least three unmarked cars circling around Eagle, Wilkens and Ramsey, between Catherine and Monroe. Also saw a traffic light maintenance truck which may have been bogus. Truck was parked on the corner of Eagle and Monroe, but there was nothing wrong with the light. Spotter?

Heidi and Jessica came out, but they took off when they saw all the LE. There was a blonde and a brunette working the corner of Monroe and Wilkens, but I have never seen them before and I was not going to sample something unknown with all that heat around.

Saw some white guy pulled over who looked totally out of place and nervous as shit. Hope it wasn't one of you guys:)

Saw that cute little blonde again walking down Wilkens. I don't think she is working, "yet".

Was about to head out when I spotted Diana. Gave her a signal which let her know I would meet her at a prearranged, out of the way location. Circled around and picked her up for some fun at a motel.

When I dropped her off around midnight, undercover LE had some guy in handcuffs near the corner of Monroe and Wilkens. Didn't see any girls around, so it may have been drug related.

Be extra careful out there. The police vans are inconspicuous from a block away, and the undercover LE can spot you and relay a description to the other cars.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Romeo #2

07-20-04, 12:12

I dated a little italian thing I picked up on conkling and Baltimore yesterday. I had dated her before. Short (about 5'5), black hair, looks-6-7. Above average bbbj, no rush like last time. When i came, I usually cum alot, she said she was going to try to take it all, she tried, and coughed and gagged everywhere, she jumped out of the car and threw it all up. She said it was too much and it got in her lungs. I tried to be sympathetic all the while in my mind all I could do is regress and think to my self, "Whoa, cooL". I had never seen anything like it.

Romeo

Larry 56

07-20-04, 13:18

No Ro, it isn't all right. Can't share? Don't expect the rest to do the same.

__________________________________

On an unrelated story, it seemd that the skank of Everett street is talking to people about LE she is planning on turning the tables on. As it is well known in CB about her and her LE contcats, she told someone who I trust that she talked to a federal investigator who is looking in Commssioner Wife Beater's antics about rank & file LE who ask for "favors". I love politics.

My neighborhood association contact can't figure out why she hasn't been evicted yet. Yeah, right!! ;)

Saw Chrissy last night at CB.She lives ith former dancer and cute Amy as well as drug dealer Dave. He's another one who LE seems to avoid. LE avoids people like him but bugs mongers like us. Nice, huh? Chrissy is 23, blond, nice body and does a great BBBJ for a jack.

Larry!

Connaisseur

07-20-04, 13:39

Clix -

You got mail!

Conn.

The Sampler

07-20-04, 16:36

Passed through the area early Monday mourning around 4, I picked up a tall blk girl said her name was T.T, claim she was 21 even though she looked to be about 18 or 19. Anyway meet her on I guess thats Canton just below Washington by the 7-11 and asked her if she needed a lift, we started to head over to the Brooklyn section, which I didn't know because I'm not from the area, but because I must haved acted like a rookie and spooked her with all my questions, when we got in front of her place she just jumped from the car and left, and went into an apartment in the area, I will be passing through again and just wanted to know if any other member have ever ran across this girl and was wondering what the service was like? Good luck, have fun, but most of all be safe.

Baltimonger

07-20-04, 16:59

SmilingFox wrote:
Baltimonger,

Good god man, what are you taking all that stuff for?
A little skin problem that won't go away caused be me being diabetic.
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O.K. Robux,
I'm putting away $50 bucks a week for a SEA trip. How many weeks will it take me to get enough saved up for a 2 week SEA trip?

There are 31 weeks until mid-February. That would be $1550.

I would like to go in mid to late Feb. when the tax return money comes in to give me a little extra to play with.

If I could only get my day to day finances straightened out.

Mongering comes first. At least my priorities aren't screwed up. :)

Baltimonger

Globetrotter

07-20-04, 22:52

Had a few hours to kill today so headed to Brooklyn to visit Brandy at her house. Usual good service for 1.5 Jax. Brandy looks to be in her thirties, is thin, but not CCL and gives superb BBBJ. Drove around some more in CB and Bklyn but only a few skanks out so headed towards WW. This was around 2:00 PM.

Wilkens/Monroe area was literally crawling with LE so spotted only one straggler SW but passed.

Headed to pigtown to see what was going on there and, after a few passes, noticed a leggy blonde in a denim skirt who looked pretty damned good from 1/2 block away. Decided to investigate further so went around the block and met up with her at the corner of Bayard St. and Ward St.. She hopped right into the car and, to my surprise, this girl was really pretty, except for a few pimples or sores on her face - nothing serious though. Did the usual are you a cop routine and drove off to her house. I had not seen this girl out before and she explained that she rarely goes out because of all the heat from LE lately. I guess I was just at the right place at the right time. As she undressed, I couldn't believe how lucky I had gotten. Her body was superb - a solid 10 for SW and at least an 8.5 by normal standards. She is probably 19 - 22 years old, stands about 5'6" and probably weighs in at around 125 lbs. She has short, platinum blonde hair, has piercings in her tongue and navel and is very friendly and easy to be with. No rush, excellent BBBJ and I even indulged in extended DATY with her. I know I'll get flamed for this but hell, she was so good looking and that partially shaved kitten looked so inviting that I simply could not resist. Best part was, that she seemed to enjoy it as much as I did. This girl also has very clear skin and an ass to die for - just about perfect. All in all, this has to rank as one of my best SW experiences in a long while. It was also about as close to a GFE experience as I have had with an SW in a very long time. Lucky, for me, she told me I can stop by anytime and she is usually home. She also gave me her cell # which I have not tested yet.

Before leaving, I asked her if she would mind if I shared her contact info with some of my friends and she said she was OK with that as long as they were good payers. If you're lucky enough to run into her on the street, don't pass her up. Get her now while she still looks this good. Her name is Raeshell (pronounces it Rochelle). To show my appreciation, I gifted her with 2 1/4 Jax plus a 5 to the land lord. Not a bad price for what turned out to be that gem that all we mongers hope to find from time to time. Finding someone like her is the reason we take the risks we do and it's nice to see it pay off once in a while.

I'd be happy to share contact info with trusted senior members but something in return would sure be appreciated.

True Drew

07-21-04, 00:15

Did a cruise of the Clix tonight as well as CB/Brooklyn. Well my friends we have given MWM a new meaning: Mongers With a Mission. Given the amount of monger traffic around CB I would say everyone is on a quest for Amy.

Noticed a possible sting on Patapsco. VERY young looking blond at various points on the street. Twice I spied her speaking to someone in a white van. Later saw the same van in court house parking lot.
Wilkens had some LE and some delicious looking sw. 2 at Wilkens and Payson. One looked under age in a halter and matching shorts. The other looked about 18-19 shorts and a green top. Hair pulled back into pony tail. I wanted to sample but paranoid of LE.

On Ramsay toward Carey there was a suspect sitting on a stoop of one of those boarded up jobs. Too dark to see.

All in all it looks as if the qaulity of sw is def. improving.

Smiling Fox

07-21-04, 01:24

Edmanobil: sounds to me like you just gave her a ride home, did you pay her too.

baltimononger: ummmm good god man, that was a retorical qestion, not really requiring an answer. Maybe a bit too personal.
But come to think of it, all this is too personal.

Globetrotter: Uh oh, looks like we now have two gfe on the street. Amy and Raeshall, (Rochelle). Globe no one will burn you for a little munch, you just may get god knows what. Besides, you didn't want to get real old anyway. Robo, I will trade you one Raeshall, for one Amy.

Did a quik AMP today, found myself in pikesville, so I went around back and up the steps. Seems lele was thrilled to see me, but it was a bad time of the month, so we settled for a CBJTC, a nap and a great massage, which I actually needed. They weren't busy so the stay lasted longer 45-min, not bad, for a 50/60tip. But I see I really need to get down to CB and ward and bayard.
SF

Robux

07-21-04, 01:32

Okay Baltimonger,

I'm probably going back to LOS about the same time, and I went mid-Feb this year. This is at the tail end of tourist season, so airfares will be higher.

Airfare cost me $855 total, RT. That might seem high to those comparing off season fares. Open bar all the way there and all the way home. Good food and free Nipponese snacks. Nintendo and movies in your seat. Non-stop from Dulles to Narita on a 777, then 747 into Bangkok. I flew ANA.

At current exchange rates, the Baht is about 40 to the dollar. This may change by next February if the dollar weakens. Some economists are saying it will, others have given up guessing as it seems to be rebounding when it should be falling. Go figure.

Purchasing power parity (PPP), acording the The Economist magazine's Big Mac Index which compares the cost of a Big Mac in countries around the world,

http://www.economist.com/displaystory.cfm?story_id=2708584

says your dollar should go twice as far as it does here. I found I spent about 1/4 (or less) of what I spend here on food, lodging and 'tang based upon the value I received for my money, even at inflated tourist prices.

The Nana Hotel is basically at the epicenter of Southeast Asia's fleshpots. $27 per night including a huge Western/Thai buffet breakfast and monger specific security measures like checking the ID of each lady going up an elevator with a monger. It took me about a week to finally get up early enough to use one of my breakfast coupons. The time zone difference is 12 hours. That, and I was up all night boning little lovelies.

Food is cheap. Street vendor food is very good, cheap, clean, and the quality is very high. $10 a day will feed you to bursting.

ST (short time) 1/2 and 1/2 in your room with a freelancer, of which there are many, runs on average 1000 Bht ($25) or less if you negotiate hard. More if she's especially lovely. LT (long time/over night) can be the same as ST if they just decide to sleep in your room instead of going home, or 1500-2000 Baht if you negotiate it up front. I'd advise not negotiating up front LT before sampling the goods ST. Payment is always after services are rendered. Tips at your discretion.

I could write on for hours about the ins and outs of Bangkok mongering. Check out that forum for more info.

Bangkok is truely a monger's paradise.

Robux

Razors

07-21-04, 14:34

Had what will probably be the last free time for cruising in a long time so headed for the loop. Not much out. Picked up a WSW that turned out to be "Keri", or as I know her "Cash and Keri". Didnt recognize her, think hair is re-dyed, different clothes, different makeup and was way south on Washington next to overpass. She gets in and as before, first thing she wants is to put her mouth on my dick, and is telling me turn here, turn there. I pulled over and told her that I preferred to give instructions and would she please get out. She was in my car for less than a minute and we covered maybe 50 yards and she wanted $5 for my wasting her time. Told her "PLEASE get out" in a firm but polite way and she got out but left open the door. At first I was concerned she was going to key me but she just stormed off.

Blonde, late 30's, 5'6", skinny but not CCL. Avoid her.

Picked up Lisa (Leslie?) On Washington down near that hot dog stand - Johnny Pollacks I think. She is older, guessing 50, blonde streaked hair over brunette. She aint no looker. I figured hell she's 50 she's gotta know how to suck but she was just kinda standard. In addition to the BBBJ w/ spit I got to hear her sob story about house burning down and living in a daily rental hotel and how it is tough on her 12yo son. So much for trying to throw some business to the "elderly', I wont try her again.

Job shift means I wont be out much at all, will probably be trying AMPs and maybe an escort on rare occaision. Unless of course I fail that polygraph... I'll have plenty of time for cruising but no $ for any action.

Baltimonger

07-21-04, 19:59

Well SmilingFox,

I did get it from an SW. So I guess makes it o.k. to talk about here.

It's name is Staphylococcus Aureus. 1 in 5 (or greater) of all of us have this particular bacteria in small amounts on our skin.

IV drug users have a much increased risk of actually becoming infected by it by their needles forcing the bacteria from the skin surface down into the tissue beneath. Once there it multiplies rapidly and causes all kinds of skin ailments such as boils (feruncles) and folliculitis.

I've seen IV drug users stick themselves without thinking twice about cleaning the skin surface with alcohol beforehand.

Once it creates a boil, the fluid is highly concentrated with bacteria. It can them be transmitted in high amounts to another person through skin to skin contact, or getting it from a toilet seat. You can even transmit it from one part of your own body to another.

Boils are quite painful, and you will always try to squeeze them to drain the fluid, but don't. A warm shower or compress will help matters, but antibiotic treatment is usually necessary.

Those with certain medical conditions such as diabetes, immunodeficiencies such as HIV or AIDS, and those who've had surgery also have an increased risk.

I have met 2 Horse riders in the recent past who've had boils. I told them what to do about it. I have seen one since then, and she thanked me for the info. She had to be given IV antibiotics for her problem. She is now cured.

This is my 3rd try at killing it off. There is a strong possibility that I have MRSA (Methicillin Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus) which is resitant to normal antibiotic treatment. This happens when you or the person you got it from is not given a proper amount of antibiotics to kill off the infection. It comes back and has gained a resistance to the antibiotics. It is possible that the treatment at the STD clinic caused this resistance. The amount of penicillin I was given was enough to kill off syphilis,which I didn't have, but not enough to kill off the staph I did have.

My initial point of infection was probably my nose, since I don't shoot insulin.

I am not contagious because I don't have any boils or folliculitis (or any other skin ailments) at the present time. Should it come back, I would have to be put in the hospital next time.

Be careful about going down their pants and grabbing a handful of ass if you fall into a high risk category. You might want to view what you come in contact with first.

All this info was from my doctor, and from various medical websites. Go Ask Alice is a great resource for this info.

Ask SW's if they know anyone who shoots who has boils. You'd be amazed at how many affirmative responses you get.

You actually think I know what I'm talking about. :)

K.J Baltimonger

Baltimonger

07-21-04, 23:28

Well guys,

Just when I wrote off Chase as a good experience, she puts herself back on my hot list.

I picked her up tonight; the enthusiasm, attitude and service were top notch. She was even willing to catch. Well worth the extra .5 Jack I gave her.

Now here's the kicker: Halfway through the BBBJ she stopped to remove her shirt. She was very gingerly removing it off her right arm. She then told me that her arm was broke, and the bone was sticking through the skin. She didn't have a cast, and was on no pain killers either. The bone has to heal a little bit then the doctors can re-break it.

2 black guys stomped her after she beat up another girl.

She was quite talkative and in a great mood. What a real trooper.

I think a 10 in attitude is not enough, she deserves a bonus point or 2.

K.J. Baltimonger

Smiling Fox

07-22-04, 01:12

Baltimonger,

No comment. Thanks for the medical lesson, Staph infections are common, usually the body's defenses can take care of it. If the immune system is comprimised, as in diabetes, it can get out of control. If it enters the blood stream, I do believe it is called sepsis. Ether way its not nice. Good hygeine is the best defense.

SF

Clix

07-22-04, 05:08

Baltimonger states - "Ask SW's if they know anyone who shoots who has boils. You'd be amazed at who many affirmative responses you get."

That is so freaking true, it is not funny.
There is one chick, whose name escapes me (Tara, Tabitha, Kara?), who hangs a Carey and has been for years. Dirty blonde, looks somewhat nice from a distance, used to have her "uncle" with her as a lookout. She often repackages herself to look a little different so repeat mongers dont know it is her until she is in the car.
I have not seen her on a business level for years, but she is still out there (was out Saturday). Dottie, a sw who I had a very good relationship with until she went down the tubes, was like a mother to alot of other SWs. She used to live with this chick and told me she actually had boils/open sores on her chest and that is the location she would shoot up at to mimize track marks on her arms and legs (where veins were likely closed anyway).

Subsequently, I was with Dottie at a "slum house" and this chick was there and shooting right in her infected tit.
I nearly hurled.

Be careful.

The Sampler

07-22-04, 09:07

Smililingfox, I see you have jokes. You be surprise just how cheep I am. If I would have received any services believe me it would have been below market price, the same sad stories they give me, well I give them back. You are right about one thing, ok yeah I gave her a ride home. Be safe my friends and take care.

Dr.Monger

07-22-04, 12:32

Gentlemen,

Just because I posted that I "smelled" a Block Tour, please don't make plans for this weekend! Lmao...trust me I will give plenty of notice. I am posting this publically because I have gotten quite a few PM inquiries and I thought I would save time by posting it here.

Remember, coordinating a Block tour involves more than just showing up!

Dr. Monger

Vista Cruiser

07-22-04, 23:45

Hi everybody,

I'm an aspiring monger from Harford County. I've been lurking for a couple weeks now and I think I'm about to go for my first cruise. I'm not very familiar with Baltimore City so I need some advice. Where is the safest place for me to start out? I really don't want to get robbed or picked up by LE. I'm actually not sure which one I'm more worried about. I'm fairly familiar with Wilkens Avenue in Baltimore County. How far over the city line do you have to go to find SWs? Is there any action on Bel Air Rd going heading south into Baltimore? Any advice you can give would be much appreciated.

Thanks and happy hunting,

Vista Cruiser

Dr.Monger

07-23-04, 00:01

VERY BAD NEWS

It is with great sadness that I must inform you all of the passing of the great Trashman. I only found out today, and so was unable to attend his memorial, as it was previously held.

Trashman represented a great many things to our community, and I would daresay that to each of us he represented something special, and something different to each of us.

At 611 posts, he left a great legacy to all who view this board.
I am sure there will be calls for a "day of silence" or other tribute to Trash, but I think what he would want most of all is for us to go out and get laid.

In the last year, I got to know Trash quite well. We partied together on the Block, and I even attended straight social functions with him outside the world of mongering. He was articulate and funny, and he had quite the forceful personality. He also had quite a way with the ladies. Any number of Blockettes used to blow off work to be with him, I think because being with him was special to them. Their eyes would light up, and they would literally jump into his arms when they spotted him in the bar. He was really one of a kind.

He will be missed.

Dr. Monger

Clix

07-23-04, 00:30

RIP

Smiling Fox

07-23-04, 00:43

Doc,

Thanks for letting us know, although we all knew the enevitabity, I hope his end was peaceful and painless, filled with memories of glories past. RIP.

Green Machine

07-23-04, 01:07

Farewell Old Friend.

It was always a pleasure knowing you.

Mykonos Lover

07-23-04, 02:58

Day of Silence Needed.

Dudeman-12

07-23-04, 07:31

Trashman will always be remembered. He was one of a kind and will be missed.

May his soul rest in peace

Incognito

07-23-04, 09:45

Goodbye old buddy.

Dave MD

07-23-04, 10:17

Best wishes to Trashmans close friends and family.

Knowing that Trashman would have wanted us to continue reporting, I have noticed very increased LE presence in the Clix and PP/Conkling.

On Mon, at WW, I saw the giant HQ mobile home unit, 3 ULE cars, and no less than 5 marked LE cars. Camile from Conkiling said that the LE are trying to shut down SWs for a time to try and stop the reported killer (several SWs have said that there is a guy out killing/beating-up girls). I'm not sure of the accuracy given that it has not been in the news (last report was back in '02). Either way it's heavy activity right now!

On a lighter note, I met with Kim, early 20s, Brunette, 5'5", 8-9 body, 8-9 face, very nice. 1/2 and 1/2 for 2.5 jacks. Very nice and not rushed.

Keep it safe!

Stoner

07-23-04, 10:26

Damn...RIP Trashman '04

Larry 56

07-23-04, 10:43

Sorry to hear about Trash. RIP.

Balti:

I just got through with a killer infection If you get hospitalized, ask the doc for the Vank. That should cure what ails ya.

LE Works Quick???

Dee was thron out of her place on Everett I guess LE heard her talking as wel.

Lsrry!

MeatMan

07-23-04, 10:59

*Sigh*

RIP TrashMan....you will me missed... Godspeed

Dr.Monger

07-23-04, 11:39

Yes, before you all ask, there will be a Memorial Block Tour. Details will be forthcoming.

Dr. Monger

DocStrangelove

07-23-04, 12:40

Baltimore Board,

WWTD

What would Trashman do? I think Dr. Monger has it just right. He would scold us to get off our asses and pull some trim.

Rest in peace Trashman.

Dog

Smiling Fox

07-23-04, 16:41

This may be important. Over on the east side today, LE everywhere, and there is something new. "NEIGHBORHOOD SOMETHING UNITS". White Vans traveling around east Baltimore, looking for stuff. More LE than I ever saw. This was mid day Fri.

I almost got pulled over, twice. Boy did I hussle out of there.

Met Tabitha in Hamden,5' 2" 100# skinny, reddish brown hair, says she is clean. Any one know her?

Doc. I am really going to try to get out and meet you all on the block this time. Wish I had met Trash.

Jackson, I know you will hold this back, But the East side is an important warning.

Paland

07-23-04, 16:56

Thanks Dr. for letting us know.

Only met Trashie once (at the Block party) but knew him well from his posts. In the monger world, he was my idol.

God speed Trashie!

Then tomorrow I will ask WWTMD?

As the Good Doc said in previous post, go get laid but I may add "to do it with some Trashman zest and style".

Mourning in PA land!

(I did a AC tour mid week and logged on to post it until I saw the news of Trashman. I will post it at a later time.)

My Time

07-23-04, 18:22

Although I'm new here., I've read the Trashman reports for a long time. I really enjoyed them..

RIP Trashman.

My Time

Dr.Monger

07-23-04, 19:05

Paland,

You SOB. I cannot believe you went to AC without me! Just kidding. Mid-week sucks for me. But I do have some vacation time coming up...hmmm...

Dr. Monger

Globetrotter

07-23-04, 23:34

Dr.

Thanks for letting us know about Trashman. I often wondered how he was doing. I never had the chance to meet him in person, yet I feel like I knew him and the news of his passing made me feel very sad. May he rest in peace. His memory will live on.

Globe

Baltimonger

07-23-04, 23:34

Damn shame to see TrashMan has left us. You will be missed.

On a lighter note: Tonight on my stroll of the area, I stopped at the Shell station on Caton Ave for gas. There were 2 of the most incredible hotties with a flat tire that I fixed for them. They said they were late for work. This was after 7pm. I know they were dancers even though I didn't ask. Waaaay too good for the block. I would reckon Fantasies as the said they were headed out to the beltway.

Maybe I will catch up with them one day and .....................Hmmm, What Would TrashMan Do??????????

True story.

Robux

07-24-04, 05:26

RIP Trash.

This reminds me of a moment a few years ago after a good friend of mine died. Months after her death I called her business partner and got put through to her old voice mail box by mistake. So there I was, listening to my dead friend's voice asking me to leave her a message, so I did. Without thinking, I told her how much I missed her, missed her smile, missed her laugh, missed her crusty humor and sailor's mouth...and found myself crying into the telephone, crying to a machine.

---

Anyway, in honor of the spirit of Trash, I went out and got laid tonight. On Conkling, I found a very pretty and very pregnant BSW, with skin as smooth as a baby's ass. Went back to her apartment in a nice building downtown.

Fucking and sucking require some gymnastics when they're due in 2 months. She was a real trooper and worked my rod for about :30 wth her lips and tongue until her jaw ached. When I shot a loogue of baby batter right down her wind pipe, she almost coughed up a lung. A bit of doggie, a bit of mish. Unfortunately, when I started getting into it and pounding her in mish for my second pop, her little bambino got upset because I kept poking him in the eye with my meat stick.

So she owes me a second pop, but I have little doubt that I'll collect. We both see a budding business relationship developing between us. She's got a girlfriend she trusts, so 3 ways are in the offing, too.

Robux

Muff Scout

07-24-04, 07:27

Otis and B'Monger,

Scored that cute blonde last night. Name is Kim.

Be careful what you wish for. Not a very good experience. Picked her up about 8:30 on Friday night just off of Wilkens.

First she tries to get me to give her money up front so she can "get her stuff". Promises that we can then go to a motel for an all nighter. I say no, she asks why not. I say because I don't know her or where she lives. Money comes after the deed. She agrees but is very quiet on way to motel.

Kim undresses and at 5'8", has some meat on her bones, nice ass, smallish breasts but nice nipples. Very rough hands though, reminds me of Rachel. Unenthusiastic BBBJ, followed by wife like boring mish during which she likes to direct which turns me off.

Thumbs down on this one. 2 jacks later, with no tip, I drop her back off.

Check out the stroll to see if there is another sw available. See only Heidi who I pass on.

Need to find brunette Kim. She is fun.

On a side note, spotted Jules the other day. Saw her on Washington near the 95 overpass. Her hair is platinum blonde now. All you newbies watch out for this one. She will take you money and run. She insists on tasting your dick to see if you are a cop and spits on it. Avoid at all costs.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

MeatMan

07-24-04, 09:41

By Robux:

Unfortunately, when I started getting into it and pounding her in mish for my second pop, her little bambino got upset because I kept poking him in the eye with my meat stick.

That's ill man..really ill LOL!

Ebdawgg

07-24-04, 12:52

Hey Smiling Fox - thanks for the reprot on PP/C. LE has been really hot there for some time, most likely due to the on going gentrification that's been taking place there for a while. It seems as things just started picking up again over there. Last week I saw a guy pulled over in an alley off of C with the cuffs on; he was right on (what used to be) a prime shopping area.

I have seen a few SWs over there on the old stroll but very few and far between. In a post sometime ago I suggested that the neighborhoods just north of PP will probably be the hunting grounds over in that area. I was on to something. Recently while on Jefferson, a few blocks north of PP, I spotted three nice WSWs including PP April (who was as skinny as I have ever seen her) and later saw two more. It's not a nice neighborhood but then mongers usually don't mind that. White mongers be careful though as you will likely stand out; move in and out quickly and the chances for hassle will be lessened.

Lastly I though I saw a ghost last week. A WSW from PP who had been reported as dead, Laurie with the long blonde hair, was out and about. She was looking really rough and very weathered but is still cute and has a sparkling personality.

Be careful mongers; it seems as LE is really trying to get mongers lately. Happy hunting.

Romeo #2

07-24-04, 14:31

R.I.P DON T, my prayers go out to you and your family.

----

Ebdawgg,

I like how you made the connection between increased LE and gentrification. I myself made that connection also a while back. Good observation.

To all,

There is a beautiful latina SW with huge and I mean HUGE tits that usually stands on eastern near the bus stop bu the Burger King, she is outstanding ( about 5'6, flat stomach, huge tits). I always see mongers pick her up( for some reason i am alwasy to slow to the draw) but no one ever reports on her. Are some of us being stingy? If you know about her, spill your beans and let us know?

Romeo
"Play hard or don't play at all"

Baltimonger

07-24-04, 16:10

LE has finally figured out the SW trade is a victimless crime:

A CBU told me last night that there is a new LE policy when doing stings: If the SW has her ID and no warrants, she gets a $50 ticket and no trip to central booking.

This is a mid 30's SW who drives in from out of town.

She was the best of the worst-literally.

K.J. Baltimonger

Paland

07-24-04, 17:48

Hey Doc, when I landed in AC Wednesday night I said to myself that I won't be able to do a report because I never gave the good Dr. a heads up on visiting AC but then I says to myself WTF.

Actually, I had no plans of staying over night in AC. I had some business stops in southern and central Jersey but on Wednesday late afternoon I ended up just south of the AC. Realize that I have not been to AC in mid summer without wifey before so this could be a treat I am thinking.

With out room reservations at the Trop or other decent casino the going rates were $130 to $200. No way I am spending that much on a room which I will be needing for pussy. So I end up at motel just across the street from trop for $40. Not such a nice place but right in the midst of the street action.

As I did a brief recon on Pacific and some side streets around 6 PM and not seeing much on the street I did the weekly paper thing and Julie shows up 15 minutes later. Italian girl, decent looking, nice c tits but oversized thighs but WTF, this is just a warm up for the night. Decent bbbj with multible positions and not in big hurry. 40 minutes later she picks up the buck and half on the tv on her way out the door.

I am getting a little hungry for dinner so I go walking up Pacific for a couple blocks and planning on going over to the board walk when I see a decent looking sw hanging around several other girls outside the Fox Manor (I think that's what is called) which is a something motel/hotel. I strike up a conversation with Christine, the better looking sw and the other two take off and Christine starts to leave too. As my manly good looks confuses them that I might be cop. Finally, I get Christine to stand still and we talk business, settle on 2 1/2 jacks in my room for 50/50. Christine is on the thin side but not CCL and probably a 6 on the sw scale. What a trooper she was. The suck/fuck fest had to last at least 1 1/2 hours. Highly highly recommend. Gave her an extra jack and took her on the board walk for some dinner. Some of you older guys maybe can identify with when you keep holding back for so long then you can't come. Well, like I said, Christine takes off the raincoat and finishes me bbbjtc.

After having dinner with Christine, start walking back to the Trop. Spent some time at the bar there. Watched 3 separate working girls doing there thing. As I wasn't that needy right then I just watched them work the bar and floor area. And I wanted to take a piece of info that Christine gave me. She says the $100 girls work Pacific south of the Trop and the $20 sluts work about 8 to 10 blocks north of the Trop with a mix in the middle.

Around 11 PM I started walking around with the south side of the Trop and I wasn't out there 5 minutes and Debbied comes strolling along. Oh! Shit! Early 20's, bsw, a real time 8 in anybody's book. She wants 2 bens but after my silver tongue and firm tude, she is ok with one ben. Off to my room for romp and play. She is a pissed that I reduced the rate and won't pay up front. But does a good job all around except doesn't do the Greek which was on the two previous menus. But what a great tight body, gorgeous face and full firm natural c's with a nicely trimmed landing strip. She's wanting me to finish up and I am trying. Finally get the the boys to cooperate and everybody is happy.

Well I am thinking it's 1 AM, I am half drunk and I need to be on the road by 8 AM. I hit the sack and the wake call phone rings which seems 10 minutes later. It's 6 AM. Get cleaned and go for a short walk to get some coffee. No coffee pots in the room here. I hadn't walked 2 blocks and here comes Debbie's twin. Another hot hot bsw at 6:30 AM. Settled on one ben after 5 minutes of discussion. She is a little more petite and maybe real world 7.5 but slightly better body. Superb covered bj and multi positions. She was in a little hurry to get done and move on but would do again. Her name was Baby.

Doc, if I would have known that I was going to AC and the abundance of pussy, I would have let you know. Must be the summer has a lot more to offer than the off season that I usually end up going on. I may have paid to much but I don't think so. Escorts which usually aren't very good with several exceptions, sw with 50/50 at 50 and knock outs at 100 work for me anytime.

Rookie Monger

07-24-04, 21:56

Hey fellow Mongers,

Wanted to share my experience at the amp in Security called mls-if you need to know the name-get back to me,but it is right by security square mall. Been there many times,I think it is the best around. The house fee went up as well to 70/50. Had a girl named Helen,nice asian women-late 20's,nice bod with b cup boobies. Gave excellent cbj,the best salad tosser I have ever had-then finished with f/s-it's been a while since I got some so obviously-didn't last too long,all in all-paid 50 for mamasan & only gave her $80.00-I bullshitted her & told her that is what I pay for 1 hr-she took the b/s so I saved a little $$ for next time-was cruising pp area early today-Be carefull-alot of LE on foot patrol around Conkling,Baltimore St area-not sure what was up but didn't drive around too long-Good luck & be safe my fellow Mongers!

Atlanta Monger

07-25-04, 04:46

I just read the news today -- I am very saddened to hear of TrashMan's passing.

According to wsg records:

TrashMan First post:
05-02-02 at 15:53

TrashMan Last post:
05-25-04 at 11:32

TrashMan Last online:
07-14-04 at 19:35

Total posts: 611

Total value: priceless

Rest in peace, Don T.

Mongoman

07-25-04, 08:46

I'm sorry that I didn't get to know the Trashman. I've only been reading the Forum for the last few months. Can anyone tell what he died of? I saw his last post when resigned from the scene and didn't really know that he was actually dying. I'm just curious. You can PM me if you wish.

Mongoman

Baltimonger

07-25-04, 09:17

Dave MD,
The east side killer from '02 was caught and sent to jail a few months ago. He was dumping their bodies in the street down around Canton.

LE likes to come up with theses SW's are getting killed stories. Anything to try to scare them straight. Fat chance of that happening.

Their habits are stronger than the threat of getting beat up/ raped/ killed/ arrested.

Edmanobil is such a bargain hunter, LOL. Truthfully though, if they are short of their get well money, they'll do you for lower than standard fees. I've gotten $10 BJ's, and $25 H&H. so if they're sick as they claim to be, and have no cash, you can get a break on price.

Muff Scout,
Yep, that's the way it always is, too good to be true. That money up front nonsense would have gotten her ejected with me. All things considered, I think the Pigtown chubby ugly was one of my better recent dates. That Kelly hottie ripped me for $20, so I'll be avoiding her. She hangs with another cutie, a blonde named Vickie.

Last night I went out to a concert. Despite the fact that the music was loud, I couldn't help but have to put up with this woman behind me who wouldn't stop yakking about god knows what to her hubby or bf. Totally non-stop the whole 2+ hours. Every little piss, moan, and gripe under the sun. It made me feel great about the fact that I don't have to take them home with me. I could only imagine what she would be like when she's not at a concert. I'm also glad that I'm not the one who has to put up with her crap. Oops, I forgot, I was pussy whipped for years by one of those types. I just rarely ever got the pussy.

Monger on,
K.J. Baltimonger

Incognito

07-25-04, 14:48

Mongoman and others: To answer your question... Our friend the Trashman lost a battle with cancer. He remained relatively positive and upbeat towards the end, despite the weakness and discomfort which he was experiencing. He even graced us with one last Block(TM) tour during his final months. He accepted his fate in a dignified and brave manner. Most likely due to the fact that he had lived a full life.

incognito

Elvis30

07-25-04, 15:28

Recently picked-up a girl that used to work down at one of the clubs on the block, I believe she said her name was Cheryl. She rated a 6 in looks and indicated she was into everything. We agreed upon a rate and went to a local motel in the area.

The session started out with BBBJ, DATY and multiple positions. She indicated that Greek was, also available, but too much alcohol earlier in the evening destroyed that attempt. The experience was not a total GFE (didn't allow kissing), but she was enthusiastic throughout. After the session she gave me her # told me to call her for any future visits. I dropped her back down off Baltimore st around 3:00am.

Benchseats Rock

07-25-04, 15:37

Trashman, you will be missed. Rest in Peace.

I got pulled over by LE for a burned out headlamp just off the stroll in PP/C. Be careful out there. I was actually not mongering at all, I was on my way to the store for some BBQ supplies but a block later I saw an ok looking suspect. I guess I got lucky that I got pulled over sooner than later. I passed her up on the once bitten twice shy principle.

April is not at her house anymore and looks the worse for wear. Think she is riding the horse. Carrie back at the house is a good self promoter on the phone at least, I may be giving her a try one of these days coming up soon.

Paland, thanks for a timely report. I'm headed up to the Trop in a couple of weekends. Nice to know where to blow my wad while not at a poker table.

Romeo, that sounds like Theresa. If you get her in your car you will NOT be sorry.

Stay Safe, (and check your headlamps before heading out)

Benchseats (DO) Rock

Dave MD

07-25-04, 16:57

Baltimonger,

I thought I had heard that the guy had been taken in. I am still curious though, why LE presence has gone up so dramatically in both areas. Actually PP/C, as has been previously mentioned, is under gentrification which is understandable, but what about WW/SouthC? Certainly, I am new to the whole monger scene, but in just 3 months I have seen so much more ULE/LE.

Muff Scout,

Is this the same Kim who talks with a kind of "dumb" voice or at least sounds not all there? If it's the same Kim, I actually had a great experience with her about 2 weeks ago (1/2-1/2 with enthusiasm), but then had a terrible report when I referred a friend to her services. He said that she kept complaining that he was holding back when she was giving a BBJ and finally just quit and demanded her fee. He said he gave in just to get away from her. She also told me that Brunette Kim (very cute) has HIV, which is most likely not true, since they all can talk smack about each other.

On a brighter note, was on the Block last week and ended up at the Jewel box, which is hit or miss, and ran into "Summer" downstairs- Blond and a little heavy with LOTs of enthusiasm. I could only stay for a few minutes b/c of a prior appointment, but she tried VERY hard to get me to stay: she grabbed me by the arms and pulled me close and kissed me and said "See what your missing?" On a SW scale 7-8 face and 6-7 body (sl chubby). Has anyone had experience with her and does she date?

One more question for all. Has anyone seen Jewel (sp?) from WW? She is usually at the corner of Monroe and Eagle. She is petite with brown hair (usually pulled into a pony-tail), and a great smile. She is very skilled, but I haven't seen her for several weeks. Any info would be appreciated.

Keep it safe gentleman and enjoy!

Baltimonger

07-25-04, 17:18

Sunday daytime report:
At Gilmour and McHenry, I found Donna; 34 y.o. brunette, great body, Edward James Olmos face, claims to be a waitress. Scatterbrained cracker jack babbling all the way to the spot. Had gum from the center of a lollipop stuck on her teeth. One terrific BBBJWBL outside of the vehicle. Takes it deep with no gag reflex. Lots of sound effects. Got the gum on me. After I was done, I left her coughing and gagging for a few minutes from the amount and thickness of my baby batter.

Earlier in CB & Brooklyn, I saw Chrissy (with the glasses) waving like an idiot as she tends to do, 2 great looking SW's on Patapsco I was in no position to pick up, and April stoop sitting.

Pigtown had Kelly with no takers. First she was on Ostend, later when I took Donna to the spot, she was on Carey. I passed up on Jessica standing outside of her house, though she was looking hot in a white tank top. I came around there to see if Heidi was around, but didn't stop to ask. Please don't hate me Jessica, I just like to get something new as often as I can. That's what I do.

Lots of LE activity on Eagle between Pulaski and Smallwood. 2 LE cruisers and a van blocking both directions.

K.J. Baltimonger

Jim Boob

07-25-04, 23:06

Sorry to hear of the great ones passing. He was always a good read and seemed like a gut to have one with. His posts will be missed.

timberland

07-25-04, 23:16

Fisrt of all, I am a first time poster, reading through the back messages. I would like to express my sympathy for the loss of your friend. I am a newbie and I am interested in info about amps in the baltimore area: best quality, favorite girls, going rates for services etc. I searched through your past messages, which is always the best thing to do before asking questions but the information was scant any info would be appreciated.

Thx in advance,

Timberland or better known as stuck in the forest.

Hugh Jardon

07-26-04, 13:59

Paland,
Great report! You must have been shooting air by the last one!

Robux,
The depths of your perversions never ceases to amaze me. They are almost as deep as mine. I have banged a SW in Wheeling WV that was about the same state that yours was. She was so far along we couldn't go mish, had to do doggie. Lots of fun! The jugs are never bigger and firmer than the last couple months.

Baltimonger

07-26-04, 16:21

****-ry roads, take me home, to the place, I'll be long, West Virginia, mount the mama, take me home, ****-ry roads.

You are some sick mo-fo's.

Camden

07-26-04, 17:23

I cruised PP/C at noon on my lunch break. Nothing but two skanks on Conkling. I circled for 45 minutes and nothing turned up so I went over to W/W and not much going on there either. There was one girl in a white sweat suit who looked pretty good on Wilkins, but something didn't seem right with no others around. Too risky. LE parked on Washington by Carey. Maybe all the sw's are hung over from the weekend.

Dr.Monger

07-26-04, 20:18

General Notice:

I did not know it, but there is a limit to how much your PM mailbox can hold. I got a notice (it appeared to be automated) that my mailbox is (was) full. I have corrected that. If you PM'd me and it bounced, please re-send it. I did get a few on the 24th, so that must have been the end. Based on getting the notices, I am guessing I got one for each bounced message?

Dr. Monger

Farmboyks

07-26-04, 22:27

I am a long time lurker and infrequent contributor, but I must surface to praise our fallen brother, Trash. Gone visiting to that seedy side of God's great beyond - a heavenly little version of Washington & Carey where the pussy is sweet, but willing, and wads of $20.00 bills appear endlessly in your pockets as that magic hour of dusk approaches.

I learned so much from reading most of those 600 posts as he piled them up day after day. A debt that can hardly be repaid. After all, how can you thank a man that revealed the mysterious & excruitating joy of shopping for a new piece of ass every day right here on the streets of Baltimore? And in the end, I stand in awe at the difference he made in my life with his written words published in such a lowly place.

Death makes us reflect on life, and even this stranger's death has moved many of us. I have moved on from my days of prowling for fresh strange on the streets, but I will never forget the generous, and ultimately kind, spirit that shone through in all of Trash's reports.

Neil Young was singing about a car, or maybe a girl (hell, who knows what he is singing about half the time) but I keep hearing his song in my head as I try to find the words to offer as a tribute to my never-met blood brother. Maybe they summarize the felling I have tonight better than any mere word I could piece together. "Long may you run, Mr. Trashman, long may you run...."

Sandiegoman

07-26-04, 23:32

Report from Monday mid-day:

Cruised Brooklyn and found nothing at all. Went to the Wash/Wilk loop and saw some of the regular skanks but nothing even worth turning my head twice for.

A few days ago saw something odd while cruising by Wilkens, I saw 2 ambulances with about 12 EMT's just standing on the corning talking. Looked like a training exercise but anyway it kept all the SW's inside.

Also, does anyone know what that crazy looking motorhome/bus is at Montgomergy Park and Monroe?

Smiling Fox

07-27-04, 01:35

Glory days, pass you by in the wink of a young girls eye. Glory days.
I think that is the quote for trashman, and maybe for all of us.

Did a quik pass thu Scary st. and bayard and Ward, ah ha looking for this elusive Amy. Well there were a few skanks out, one long haired blonde, about a 3. No one looked good today.

Turns out that Callie really needed to see me today. stopped by the office for a little after hours visit, bless her. turns out she used to work over at absolute. Went by Sue and another name. She also knew Amy at almost paradise. I am always surprised, and not surprised how well traveled some of the ladies are.

Did I hear on the democratic convention that Bush killed a bill for money for police. Hmmm maybe I should vote my little brain. Maybe LE will let up on mongers and SWs. Oh sorry, I didn' mean to start a pollical debate here.

SF

Larry 56

07-27-04, 15:40

Dave MD:

LE is hot & heavy right now. It seems that Commissioner Wife Beat has put pressure to close up the drug trade.

Larry!

Muff Scout

07-27-04, 16:10

Dave MD,

There may be as many as three Kim's working the Wilkens area.

Blonde Kim is about 5'8", has meat on her bones, a pierced tongue and a tatoo on the small of her back that says "Lyric". She says it's her daughter's name. She is the Kim Otis and I have been refering to as that cute blonde. She did seem kind of out of it and does talk kind of funny.

The brunette Kim that I wrote about previously is about 5'7", also has meat on her bones, has shoulder length straight brown hair and really pretty eyes. She dances at the Golden Nugget on the block.

Blonde Kim refered to brunette Kim and described her as having curly dark hair. All the times I have seen brunette Kim, she has had straight hair.

As for the HIV issue, blonde Kim did not mention that to me when we discussed brunette Kim. It is likely bullshit for the very reason you mention. The girls know that AIDS scares the shit out of most of us and it is an easy accusation to make.

Feel like something new. May go hunting tonite.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Baltimonger

07-27-04, 17:01

Larry's right about that. 300 LEO's moved from behind desks to walk the beat.

Maybe Clark should try something new with his people: Teach them how to properly handle an investigation and fill out an arrest report. They give the D.A. fits over their incompetence. I'm hearing that about 2 of 3 cases don't make it to trial. About the same number (2 of 3) of 1st degree murder charges either fail to get a conviction or result in a far lesser verdict.

I had jury duty a couple of years ago where during a 3 week span I was up for selection on 4 jury trials for drug offenses that were thrown out before the trials even began. That was a shame, because I have the uncanny ability to spot a guilty person a mile away.

Camden

07-27-04, 17:21

I thought I'd try again for a lunch time bj at 11:45, but just like yesterday W/W was dead. I saw two different LE's driving around and no girls. Times are tough for lunch time mongers. I may have to try getting up extra early Wed. and see how things look at 6am.

Batman62

07-27-04, 23:52

Does anyone now Wendy?

From CB I picked her up a while back and she gave one of the best BBBJTC. I did not see her for sometime, who knows why. Anyway, saw her Friday but did not have the time. I have been search since then and I hope to see her soon. She is about 5'6, brunette, chubby cheeks looks about 19 to 23yrs old.

I picked up a woman who looks reminded me of the penguin played by Devito. BBBJTC would have been OK if not for the flashback of the movie.

Block Partier

07-28-04, 01:18

First and foremost, see you soon enough Trashman. Thanks for all the entertainment.

I cruised around for far too long a couple nights ago. Nothing at PP at all.

There were cops like crazy around WW. Had to leave after one followed me around.

This is next part is actually about another night not so long ago. I was pulled over in Brooklyn just because.

It was 3am.
I did nothing wrong.
I just fit a profile according to the nice officer.
"Did I know it was a high drug use area "?
I feigned being lost.
They held me for over 30 minutes.
They said I couldn't leave.
I was , for all itents, under arrest for no reason.
Then they just told me to leave.

Back to Sunday, In Highlandtown, somewhere off the path, two skinny cuties waved me down and asked for a ride. I drove them home. It was around the corner from that strip club on Haven. They offered some service in their broken down car in their driveway. I said ok until their mom came out ! Just to be clear they were clearly well into adulthood. I left and then came back later at their request. They were smoking crack. Before any fun started another car came up and honked for service. It was like Wendys. Then one girl (Althia?) said she was going to go do the other guy. They started fighting between each other about something. I decided to leave. As I walked away they were outside swinging and screaming at each other, with their crack pipes still in their hands. Frankly it was more entertaing than getting laid but I know I was happy and lucky to walk away without complication.

One more thing. I also met a girl named Laura who said she was too busy but gave me her number. She hasn't called me back tho.
She was about 21, skinny but curvy, not at all ccl, great body. Does anyone know her ? I'd sure like to.

Green Machine

07-28-04, 09:28

Took a cruise around the Clix last night about 12midnight during a delivery run. Spotted a potential WSW, dark hair, orange shirt, jeans and a comb in back pocket walking with her umbrella across Patapsco to the McDonald's. Didn't see the face.

Nothing on Washington but there were a couple of WSWs on Wilkens. One dark haired that was picked up by another monger and a blonde chick, thin, white shirt, jeans that was Good From Far but Far From Good.

Rolled over to PP/Conkling. A rather rough looking WSW, dark brown hair was hanging around Conkling. A BSW, not bad looking, was at the Park and picked up a WSW named Linda a few blocks up.

Got close to her and almost passed her up. She's 46 and looking rather worn. Salt and pepper hair. Italian but with a nice attitude. Found a nice, dark spot and she asked for $40-50. Sorry but the going rate is $20. She agreed and we got down to business.

Nice thing, she popped out her tits and started on a BBBJCIM. Definitely one of the nicest techniques (perhaps it's her age and experience). She even asked if I wanted to wear a raincoat - no way. Great technique, ball sucking and nice sounds. If she sucks this good, I want to know more! No phone but she said she lives around the Park.

Muff Scout

07-28-04, 11:29

Hit the Wilkens area last night around midnight.

Saw Rachel, Heidi, Jessica and Diana. Also saw at least 4 other wsw's, one blonde and three dark haired. One waifish like brunette with a very short skirt and shoulder length hair on Wilkens and Fulton. Lost out that one to another monger. She is cute, a must pickup on my next trip.

Picked up Jessica and had the usual nice time. Dropped her off around 3 and saw the area was crawling with LE. Got out of Dodge quick.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Larry 56

07-28-04, 13:55

I'm happy that some of you are getting some action. I have not. Another tough period. I seldom see anyone at the Clix Loop anymore other than LE. I've been taking the 'Last Train To Skanksville' I was so needy one night that I had Dee give me some and those of you who know her know that she's a 2 bagger. Great technique and I could beat the price.

Amps -- Amps -- Amps

Larry!

Muff Scout

07-28-04, 15:49

Larry,

How can you be missing all the new talent in the Wilkens area. At least 5 new girls worth a look.

Your timing is probably off. I've hit cold spells before. This to shall pass:)

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Smiling Fox

07-28-04, 17:33

I dropped thru good old Hamden today, and saw Karen,5'4" blonde, 27, maybe 120# little pony tail. she says she has 5 kids. Nice BBBJTC. Said we are good for FS. With digits, and she was cute, about a 7. Can't wait to see what 5 kids did to her.

Anyone familiar with her?

Found the cp listing for Jensells, in/out call service. is there any info on them. I might give them a try, she is giving me a discount.

SF

Camden

07-28-04, 22:19

I finally got a chance for a lunch time bj. I found Gia on McHnery around Fulton. Tall around 5'8, brunette hair to the shoulders, pretty face, thin but not CCL, but getting there, A cup, she says she is 19, but seemed a few years older then that. She shoots.

We went to Tim's for cbj anf fs. I was pretty disappointed with her performance. I gave her 2.5 jacks up front (stupid) bj was a 3 or 4 at best and the fs was weak also. Her pussy was extremely tight and we did mish. I told her to make some noise and she just managed a weak moan 2 or 3 times.

She gave me her number, she wanted my cell phone #, but that's not happening. I threw her number away. I'd have to be pretty hard up (so it's possible) to pick her up again.

When we got to Tim's and when we left there was a white girl , blonde, 25ish, nice body sitting in front of Tim's by the street. Looked like a sw (trying to get back into town?) to me and I almost wish I had seen her first.

4:30 I see two early 20's wsw one blonde, one brunette at Baltimore a few blooks from PP Ave. Both are cute and I've already spent my quota for the day. A few minutes later I see a few Conklin street regulars down by Gough and Conklin.

Baltimonger

07-28-04, 23:00

It's true what my dad told me when I was a little boy:
"Son, you're dumb as an ox and twice as ugly".

Muff Scout,
WTF was I thinking? I picked up that blonde Kim tonight, and she was just as you said: b!tchy, b!tchy, b!tchy. On the return flight, an LE cruiser was behind us, and she was ordering me around on how to drive and other nonsense. She had the nerve to say that she wants me to pick her up again. Fat chance!

Good news is that in her less than 2 months on the street, she has compiled the definitive list of everyone's STD's. I feel so much safer now that I know who to avoid. LOL

One of my old favorites later flagged me down to bum a little cash. She just woke up and needed a little Folger's in her cup. She reminded me that she owed me $10 already. Damn, I forgot. She could have gotten away with that one.

Kelly in Pigtown flagged me down for a cigarette. She inquired about the LE situation. I told her it was very light out there tonight. She was upset that I wouldn't date her.

Brooklyn was rocking after 9PM. I felt like a kid in a candy store until LE showed up to talk to a SW. Everyone scattered. I passed up Chase on 6th St. She walked past me at the red light and kept on going.

Oh well, I live to fight another day.

K.J. Baltimonger

Muff Scout

07-28-04, 23:35

B'Monger,

Blonde Kim was telling me how to drive too. Come to think of it, she was giving directions during sex.

I won't be seeing her again any time soon.

Has anybody ever heard about Diana being HIV positive? All of a sudden, STD's are the favorite topic of conversation for the sw's.

Safe hunting to all, and make sure to cover your weed whackers.

Muff Scout

Squonk64

07-29-04, 00:19

Does anyone have any recent Block reports? I am in the mood for getting the "block handshake" a couple times an hour and maybe hooking up there for something good.

Jet

07-29-04, 06:29

First time post...ULTIMATE GFE

Wow, I had such an ultimate gfe experience Saturday night (actually Sunday morning in the wee hours) that I just had to post it. I had time on my hands and the urge to play. He who said that we enjoy the thrill of the hunt is absolutely correct. But I had brought the wrong car; the one I was driving is waaay to high-profile. I should've driven my other one. Still, I couldn't resist...

I checked out Highlandtown around Conkling and PP area; a girl told me once that a lot of girls hang out on Conkling or in that area. I stayed up there waaay too long searching, as there was no one around. So I cruised around the Block a little but I have never done the Block proper; maybe I will try it someday. Nothing really interesting around the area so I moved down to Washington Blvd.

I have had a little luck on Wash Blvd in the past but my standards are "relatively" high (sometimes anyway) so I am pretty skank-averse. Plus being selective prolongs the hunt, which I enjoy as much as anything else. There are a lot of skanks on Wash Blvd (and everywhere else I guess) Another girl had recently told me that girls hang out on Wilkens. I had never been on Wilkens before even though I have visited Washington Blvd several times in the past. I didn't even know where it was. This time, I took a turn north from Washington Blvd and very quickly found Wilkens. It was pretty quiet, as it was approaching 3 am. I spotted what appeared to be a decent, relatively clean-looking blonde on a side street, but by the time I had circled back I had lost her. Circled again and met a LE car so kept going, then circled back AGAIN and saw the blonde talking to LE through the window. I don't know if that meant anything or not but it spooked me so I left Wilkens, visited Washington Blvd again, ended up behind a possible? unmarked LE who suddenly pulled over to let me pass, apparently because I had been "following" him along the same circuit. (Maybe the guy pulling over was just a civilian who wanted me out from behind him. Monger or LE? I am not streetwise at all. I have been riding with locals before in my car and they point out things that are going on right in front of my face that I am totally oblivious too. They are very street-smart, and I am not. Any observations here are welcome) I met up with the same car as I came back down a couple blocks over right after I had passed him and turned. I immediately left the area and travelled down toward Elkridge; nothing.

I headed back toward town and turned up toward Wilkins AGAIN. All the time my head was screaming, What are you thinking! Don't go up there! There is LE up there and you have been spotted already! Still, I headed back up that way, and turned left at the arrow short of Wilkins, when WOW, my headlights illuminated a slender, very attractive, clean-looking brunette. I immediately think, she has gotta be LE, too pretty and clean-looking. She is giving me an inquiring look. I circle the block, on the next pass there is a car behind me so I pass her up, circle AGAIN, and on the third pass she pretty much leaps into the car. She says her name is Michelle. Wow! She is really hot! One head is saying watch out and the other is saying go for it. So I gave her my test; drive out of town and don't say ANYTHING controversial, just small talk, just let her talk. When in another county, and after I am feeling more comfortable, I finally had her show me her goods and she checked my deck. Obviously she wasn't a first-timer although she didn't claim to be. She also wanted to talk about money, which I wouldn't discuss at all, period.

After I was comfortable that she wasn't LE I took her to my boat. If they are skanks, I don't want them anywhere near my world but if they are decent, and this one was outstanding, I like to spend the entire night. She said she was 29. She was a real-world 7, long dark brown hair, just a little thin at 115 and small breasts, but clean, good smile, nice skin, and her tweeter was shaven but she had no tattoos! Unbelievable! This girl was damn near perfect and a SW ten. Hell, an eleven! She tells me that she broke up with her b/f and is living at home. She claimed that she was a part-time SW and was only doing it for extra money, that she had only SWed three times before. She said I came around the corner 5 minutes after she had parked! She had a car, and claimed to have a day job and a cell phone! How many SWs have all that? Unbelievable! Still, she admitted to drug use; claimed she had not done any drugs since December. She was so clean-cut I could almost believe it.

Here is the ultimate part...this chick is carrying on about how attractive I am, nice car, etc. and how she would like to date someone like me for real. I wasn't born yesterday, and I know how much addicts lie and that they will tell you anything, but I will admit that I was reluctantly starting to buy her line. I was thinking, wow, either I have hit the jackpot or she is giving an academy-award performance. And frankly, either way was okay by me. We got back to the boat and she undresses, chattering away and as sweet and loving as can be, she asks me if her boobs are too small. She had two bee-stings but she was so cute otherwise, who am I to complain? She was so talkative and affectionate that I wondered if she was high on XTC; I read somewhere that XTC makes people very loving. I have never tried it. I deal her three jacks and feel like I am cheating her, but she acts like I am Santa Claus. Incredible. I have dealt a lot more cards in the nicer casinos for a lot less, and have also been cheated in the game a couple of times. (More about that in another post).

We end up DFK for a good while, and I never, I mean never, do that with a SW. We advance to a BBBJ, nice, I told her I wish I had my digital camera on me, then we move to the V-berth. I was so hot by this time that I blew my stack in about 5 minutes. We hang out awhile and DFK some more; she tells me that she has to get back to her car, which makes sense. By now she had been with me about 2.5 hours. She proceeds to give me her last name, where she lives, her cell number, her home number, and her work number. By now I am totally amazed. She makes me swear to call her that evening. I still am skeptical but want to believe she is telling me the truth. I take her back to her car, it is parked right where she said, she unlocks it and retrieves her purse from the back seat. I guess better for her to leave it in the car than take it on the street. About this time a LE cruiser glides by, I just lean down through the car door and DFK some more, the LE cruiser does a 180 in the middle of the street and stops, headlights shining on us, maybe runs her plate, but that's it. We were acting exactly like b/f and g/f. We leave the 'hood and she turns in the correct direction of where she said she lived. I am pretty observant and all the little clues added up to a believable story, sooo...

Sunday evening I call her cell number that evening, get what sounds like the b/f's voicemail. WTF? So I call her house. A woman who sounds like her Mom answers, says she is not there. Since she told me where she lived (not in Baltimore) I checked my cell account online that evening and the call location matched the city she said she lived in. The next day (Monday) I call her work number and the same guy as on the voicemail message answers! I ask for her which pisses him off. He says "This is a workplace, pal*, and she don't work here." To which I respond, "sounds like she does to me." I tried her house again but they said she wasn't home. I haven't called again but intend to. I guess it was an academy-award performance after all, but who cares. I would love to see her again. Plus, she said she had a friend or two who worked part-time and I would love to get the digits of a couple more part-time actresses like her.

So, anyone familiar with her? I am reluctant to even post this because I don't want Southwest Baltimore traffic to gridlock with fellow gamblers.

*Anybody that calls you pal, ain't one.

Cumgun

07-29-04, 09:49

Cruised w/w mid afternoon but saw only a few prospects. Nasty BSW on the bench by wash/cary, decent looking WSW near the cary rr bridge, tall girl, seemed to have a real treasure chest wearing a striped slinky dress, anyone have the details on her? I wanted to pick her up but saw several LE in the area, one followed for a few blocks. When I returned she was gone. Settled for an asian rub n tug.

Surfing for Fun

07-29-04, 09:49

Well, had the time and $ for an AMP run, so went down to Moonlight for first time. Mamasan says she is only one available (after I screw up and say it is my first time there). Nothing to report other than a massage dang it. Oh well, maybe it'll be better next time.

After that tease, I went to somewhere in Pikesville where I know I will at least get some type of release. This place also lets you pick the girl too, and there is usually a wide variety of shapes, colors, etc. did the 30 min thing with the needed release at the end.

It was my screw up at ML, so I will give them another chance soon (if I can find the time, got the $ for now)

flashman5018

07-29-04, 14:17

Was out during lunch today to investigate. Did a run down Wilkens, saw Stacy on a side street but by the time I turned around she was gone. I then did the Washington Blvd loop and noticed a fresah face I hadn't seen before. Great looking blonde and scooped her up right away. Her name was Rochelle, I then remember somone else had a good review of her. She is great looking and a nice time. I will definately repeat on this one. Did notice a fair number of LE out and about but they were not botherng me so I did not bother them.

And the beat goes on

Rasta

07-29-04, 18:04

I will be making my first trip to Baltimore soon and will be coming regularly due to a job change. I've been reading through the posts and was wondering about the strip club scene, are there any extras to be had in the club or are the ladies available for takeout at all? Any listing to point me in the right direction?

Also, there are frequent references to different spots in the city, can anyone decode these for a newbie to Baltimore so I can find them on a map?

Baltimonger

07-29-04, 18:57

Blonde Kim says R**ee is HIV positive.
I also heard brunette Kim (there might be more than one of them) is HIV positive.
I don't know if it's just BS, it probably is.

Personally, I don't worry about it. I know the risks and I use the proper armor.

I'll probably die of this damned staph, before I die of anything else.

Muff Scout

07-29-04, 19:07

There are two brunette Kim's working Wilkens.

One has straight and one has curly hair.

Supposedly, both are HIV positive.

You pays your money and you takes your chances.

Safe hunting and stay covered out there.

Muff Scout

Muff Scout

07-29-04, 19:38

Rasta,

You are so going to get flamed by one of the senior members.

Here are a few hints. After you read them, run and hide.

First, RTFF. Since you obviously haven't read the fucking forum, RTFF stands for "Read the Fucking Forum".

Second, the hunting spots are as follows.

The Clix loop includes the following streets; Wilkens Avenue, Monroe or South Carey, Washington Boulevard, Patapsco Avenue, Caton Avenue.

Curtis Bay refers to the streets off of Fairhaven.

Hamden refers to Falls Road from approximately 41st Street to 36th Street.

PP is Patterson Park.

Dundalk means Dundalk Avenue.

All this info, and much more, is on the forum if you would just take a few minutes to read it.

I moved to Baltimore from out of state a few years ago and did two things. I bought a map and read this forum.

I have banged alot of Baltimore sw's since then thanks in part to the great info on this forum which I took the time to read.

Have a great night.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Baltimonger

07-29-04, 19:41

Originally posted by Rasta
I will be making my first trip to Baltimore soon and will be coming regularly due to a job change. I've been reading through the posts and was wondering about the strip club scene, are there any extras to be had in the club or are the ladies available for takeout at all? Any listing to point me in the right direction?

Also, there are frequent references to different spots in the city, can anyone decode these for a newbie to Baltimore so I can find them on a map?

Rasta,
We welcome you to our fair city with open arms and open fire from our blessed flamethrower.

What the fuck are you doing asking such a born yesterday stupid newbie question? Get off your lazy ass and try to RTFF before we hold a seance and conjure up the ghost of "The Don" who will rip you a new asshole for this dumbass shit. We've written thousands of posts here that you should ignore because they have nothing of any value to send you in the right direction. Do you think we have enough spare time on our hands to give you and all these lazy ass motherfuckers all the "inside info" they would need to get pussy without actually doing their homework?

I figured it would only be a matter of time before some dumbass like you would raise their ugly head and start to fuck with us by coming up with some of this "where are the girls at?" kind of shit.

Go read, read, read. It's all right here in front of you.

Paland

07-29-04, 20:06

Thanks Baltimonger, you saved me 5 minutes of typing. Rasta, if you would have done like you said you did, ie., RTFF, you would not be asking the questions that you asked.

Does that make sense? (made me a little dizzy there)

Besides, the kind and generous Seniors here are at the disposal of dumb fuck newbies like you. Just to show you how concerned we are for all newbies I am going to stay logged on here all night just in case you have another question. Like where is the closest fast food after midnight, which gas station takes credit cards at the pump, what does it mean when I see red and blue lights flashing, etc.

All is well in PA land!

Batman62

07-29-04, 21:51

Kelly was walking on 6th street in CB. Meet her once before and BBBJTC was average, but she looks great. She is brunette about 5’7 with a cups and nice body. She looks like a cheerleader. She says she is 27, but looks younger. She said everything but Greek is available. Definite repeat visit is in order on looks alone.

True Drew

07-30-04, 00:02

Not much to report on in the area of mongering but I would like to make a political observation.

The canidate daughters are real cute and hot! Kerry may be butt ugly but his daughters are a.o.k. And the Bush twins are sweet yummy looking and could get my vote. All of this is really appreciated after 8 years of seeing Chelsea Clinton, barf queen.

At least there is some positive about this election.

Big Otis

07-30-04, 13:59

Report for Thursday night:

I live a little south and was in the area for a meeting. Of course, I made sure I had some time on the front and back end for a little cruising.

I headed down to BCB around 8pm. Not much going on when I cruised thru with the exception of a few stragglers on Fairhaven.
Heading back towards W/W, saw an older BSW walking down the middle of Patapsco crossing the bridge. Not worth a stop.

Headed up to W/W and there were a few of the usual suspects about (I don't know many names, but know I've seen the faces many times). It was tough picking out the SWs last night - I think the nice night brought out the people in masses. There were large groups of people all around from Gilmor to Carey on Ramsay. There was one cute, young Latino looking girl that was definitely working but got scooped up before I could swing around.

Muff Scout - saw the cute blonde and decided to pass based on the lackluster review. Thanks for info.

Decided to check out PP/C. Nothing going on around the park. Conkling was dead except for the two ULE cruisers sitting in the repair shop parking lot with their grill lights flashing for no apparent reason. I went down to Pulaski and back up Highland and holy sh*t - it was an LE convention. There was at least one cruiser at every corner - many with lights flashing - and uniformed foot patrols in groups of 3 everywhere. There were anywhere from 3 to 12 LE on foot at every intersection and the 'District Stabilization Unit' was parked at Baltimore and Highland. They weren't really doing anything but standing around and talking. I think it was one of those neighborhood 'presence' / PR type evenings. Needless to say, I hightailed it out of there.

Headed off to my meeting and then back out for more cruising. I was on the East side, so drove by PP avoiding Conkling and Highland. Nothing going on.

Nothing going on in CB at this point so I thought I'd check out W/W again. A few prospects scattered from Washington and Carey up to Ramsay and Gilmor. I only got a glimpse, but spotted what appeared to be an attractive brunette at Ramsay and Stricker. Dark hair, medium build, black dress, nice tan. Somebody swooped in from a side street and snatched her up right after I spotted her. Eagle, Payson and Wilkens were dead with the exception of a few skanks.

I decided to call it a night and headed out Washington Blvd towards Patapsco. Right before I got to Patapsco, I spotted a reasonably attractive SW limping up the street. Picked her up, did the 'show me something' test and headed out to the county. I couldn't understand her name, as she sounded like a mute. Not even a remote guess what the name was. She was probably mid 30's, curly black hair just below the shoulders, thin and fairly tone build with nice C cups. She was wearing a black sports bra and denim shorts. I did understand her when she motioned that she had broken her foot. Anyway, got a nice, slow BBBJTCCIM for a jack and a 1/4. Dropped her off at Beltway Notel - she was staying there.

Would repeat.

Big Otis

Alan Duval

07-30-04, 15:09

Today was so terrible it is funny in retrospect.

First, I ended up with an unexpected free morning. So I decided I would take a nice leisurely shopping tour for my favorite sort of fruit.

I started shopping at WW. I have never seen so many LE cars in one place. At least 4 unmarked, and uncountable numbers of patrol cars. On the main drag, on the parallel streets, on the perpendicular streets. There were so many around I couldn't even tell if I was being followed, or whether it was an accident. Nearly collided with one at an intersection. So I decided to split.

However, there were no LE visible near the convenience store on my way out, but a fairly good looking blonde. Very nice looking for a wsw, but not "TOO" good looking to be true. So I pulled in and for a closer look.

She wasn't THAT good looking, nor THAT clean, so I thought she would be ok, and was very, very interested. But then, instead of her walking to the passenger door and getting in, she walked over to the driver's side. I thought, "Uh oh." I looked at her, but made no gestures and didn't roll down my window. She then turned and looked at a guy stepping around the rear of the van parked next to mine. She said something to him, that I couldn't hear because the engine, ac, and radio were on. He just stood there looking at me. Obviously waiting to see what I would do. So I did the only thing I could do, put the car in reverse and got the hell out of Dodge.

Off to Brooklyn / CB. I figured if the entire B'more LE force was at WW, then shopping would be better elsewhere.

Cruised for ever and saw absolutely nobody. Except for a couple of really ugly uglies. The sort of uglies that if they were men rather than women they'd STILL be ugly. But nobody could be that desperate. LE was very light, but I decided I'd cruised the same streets too many times today, and was bound to be spotted. So decided to call it a day. Well, just one more loop.

Spotted Shay. Shay looked definitely too good to be true. Really pretty hair, the kind of face and lips I like best, a body that looked fit rather than strung out. I thought "too good to be true." But I'd been around each of the adjacent blocks and spotted nobody. So I decided to be very, very careful, but to see what happens. I arranged to come up to where she was standing, but from the direction that allowed me to stop at a stop sign for deniability's sake. She looked around, and then, yes! She jumped into the car, and I pulled away.

4 blocks away. Nobody following, and we made the deal, and went to "her house." We get to the porch, and she finds the door locked. She knocks, and knocks, and pounds. I'm looking at her body. She is much better up close than from the distance. The longer I look, the hungrier I get. Definitely the best looking wsw I've ever seen.

Finally somebody inside answers, and they are fighting about who's house it is. Things get weird. Then it escalates. I start imaging gunfire, and step away from the door. Neighbors gather, and some get involved.

It gets too weird, too dangerous, and I start moving toward my car. My last sight of Shay was her standing in front of the house watching me drive away, with a "where are you going?" look on her face and body.

Sigh.

Decided to give WW one more try. Got the distinct impression they'd called in reinforcements after my earlier visit. Drove through, and had one ahead of me, one behind me, and an unmarked beside me. Sheesh!

Too much LE on WW. Too much weird in Brookly. What a waste of a perfectly good free day.

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Dr.Monger

07-30-04, 19:09

Did a PP/C cruise in all the wet weather we had. Unfortunately, NBS. Lotsa LE when it wasn't raining. That Indian SW is out all the time. The one time I was desperate enough to pick her up, I could not find her!

I was just thinking back to all the hotties I have found over the last few years, including a couple that were one-timers. In my opinion, the quality of SW has seriously declined!

Also made a Hampden run one night. Saw one obvious fat SW. But damn the civilians are hot up there! Anyhow, just as I was about to leave, I could have sworn I saw an old friend from the Block. Fired as a bartender, she was last seen as a dancer in another club. Could it have been her? Has a HUGE rack. That night she had an orange backpack. I circled around and was still not sure. Thought I saw recognition in the eye contact. Heavy LE prevented me from coming around quickly, and she was gone on the last loop.

Dr. Monger

Baltimonger

07-31-04, 00:59

Friday night Trifecta (Robuxta):

First pop, Erica: Very pretty brunette with reddish tint tied into a pony tail, great body, cute pointy nose. Quite a pleasant young lady (looks early to mid 20's) who BBBJ'ed me with much vigor and zeal. Excellent small talk. Carries her own mouthwash as well as perfume, body spray, deodorant, etc. Picked her up on Washington at Carroll Park. Looked like sting bait on the first pass. She had on short sleeves, so I could see her horse prints upon closer inspection. 1.25 Jacks.

Blonde Kim and a few others could learn a little something about customer service from Erica.

Second pop, Chase (again): Literally 30 minutes after dropping off Erica, I picked up Chase (with the broken arm) after she crossed Patapsco at 6th St. with 2 other SW's. I get turned on by gruesome injuries like compound fractures, I guess. I cum in my pants every time I see Joe Theismann getting sacked by LT. She went back to the hospital and they re-set her arm, and put it in a cast. She had a friend cut the cast off because it was too hot. Half & Half in the back of the Mobile for 2 Jacks.

I headed out to the Block to knock back a few and headed back to the Clix. I kept seeing a tall brunette, almost CCL on Wilkens near Monroe. She was hanging with some boys every time I passed. She had some cuteness about her. I didn't get her though, nor did I get the other cute brunette with the pony tail walking McHenry east of Fulton. Headed back down to B/CB.

Third pop, not quite sure of the name, but she was older and heavier than me. Blonde with a cute face, but a gut. Says she drives in from Westmonster. Swears she's been with me before. Very good, but not excellent BBBJ that took a while to finish. 1 Jack.

Time to soak the equipment in a bucket of ice.

K.J. Baltimonger

Mykonos Lover

07-31-04, 01:17

KJ

"Friday night Trifecta (Robuxta)"

"Robuxta" Love it! Goes right alone with our other Baltimore created terms "CCL, CBU, and WWTD"

You know we have made an impact on mongering world wide when we start seeing these terms on other boards.

Member #4105

07-31-04, 08:28

Picked up "Ohio" Heather on Washington Blvd by the MTA at 6:30am this week. Very cute, perky 'A' cups, terrific ass, smoking body, some bruises on her legs. Says that she is between houses. No digits. Also says that she does not do Greek.

Heather is a Kilbasa Queen :-) No gag reflex at all! BBBJTCIM for 1.25 Jacksons. Would love to have taken her to a notel for extended lessons but needed to get to work.

Saw an obvious cute blond WSW Monday, on Patapsco by the shopping center near Hollins Ferry, while traveling from Washington to CB. There usually aren't any SW on this stretch of the road. She was picked up before I could come back around. Haven't seen her since.

A white 40ish woman with huge hooters was stooping on Church St. off of Patapsco. Drove by, got the look, but saw a guy sitting in a car parked down the street observing. Sting? Civilian? Not sure, drove on.

Nobody worth picking up in CB this week. Usual suspects who are too nasty to pick up.

Clix

07-31-04, 08:34

Baltimonger -
Sounds like an Erica I had a couple of weeks ago.
Waif like but not CCL, shorter curly dark hair.
Nice small boobettes and and a nice clean cooter.
I picked her up on Wilkens though.
She claimed to be 19 years old, and the look of her boobs, lent credence to her claim.

Got digits to her boyfreinds phone, but aint gonna call it.

Later
Clix

Baltimonger

07-31-04, 09:02

No, the hair was definitely straight. She said she used to be on Wilkens a while back, but moved out of there when a couple people she knew got shot up there.

She was somewhat tall, not exactly waif-ish. I dropped her off at Ostend & Washington.

When she got in, she originally called herself Amy. She told me later it was Erica after we got done the deed and she was convinced I wasn't ULE. Says she would've jumped and run if I was.

Turks

07-31-04, 14:17

Thought I would share an interesting article from the Baltimore Sun:

As police arrested a prostitute in East Baltimore, they found two things in her possession: a glass pipe for smoking crack cocaine and a police officer's short-sleeved uniform shirt.

That combination of items proved unfortunate for Officer Michael Alderman, who court documents say is the shirt's owner.

The prostitute -- who was arrested Thursday morning -- told police she had spent the morning smoking crack cocaine with Alderman, court documents state. In fact, she said, she was on her way to meet him again.

She described him as a white man with a scruffy beard, wearing a baseball cap and driving a new, light blue Volkswagen.

So the officers went to the intersection where she was to meet Alderman and watched him drive by in a Volkswagen, the documents state.

"It was obvious that Alderman was looking for [the woman]," the officers wrote in their report.

The undercover officers, who were in an unmarked car, called for patrol officers and had Alderman stopped several blocks away, the report states.

"He was extremely hyper," the report states, "moving quickly indicating that he was possibly under the influence of cocaine."

The officers drove Alderman to the Southeastern District precinct, where they questioned him. They obtained a search warrant for his car and found "a glass nonconventional smoking pipe with white residue (suspected cocaine)." They also confiscated $112 cash, shoes and a backpack.

Inside the backpack was another pipe with more suspected cocaine, the report states.

Alderman -- a 29-year-old organized crime division officer -- was arrested and charged with two misdemeanors: possession of cocaine and possession with intent to use drug paraphernalia. Attempts to reach Alderman by The Sun were unsuccessful.

The eight-year veteran has been suspended with pay for the past year for undisclosed reasons, police officials said. He remains suspended without pay, pending a hearing to determine whether that pay will continue, said police spokesman Agent Donny Moses. Alderman remained at Central Booking and Intake Facility yesterday, awaiting bail to be set

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Muff Scout

07-31-04, 16:53

Friday night, cruised through the Wilkens area around 8:30. Not much le around.

Saw Diana, blonde Kim and Heidi, all on Payson. Saw Ranee on Fulton.

Saw a couple of other blondes on Payson, one short, about 20ish, the other taller, about 30. Saw a cute thin brunette walking down from the circle, but she was picked up before I got to her. Another ccl brunette with a red top was working Fulton, but too thin for me.

Checked out Washington Boulevard, but nothing of interest.

B'Monger, saw your hefer on Monroe. Think she gained some weight:) Stop hogging all the girls dude:)

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Robux

08-01-04, 01:31

Baltimonger, Myk,

Thank you. Thank you very much. I certainly appreciate the honorific and I would feel all warm and fuzzy if it became part of the regional lexicon, though it could be seen as untoward for me to use or promote it. That said, I grant you full license to do so if you wish.

While passing through on business Thursday afternoon on Washington in (a)Morell Park I saw Cash and Keri* in plastic cuffs along with 4-5 other women and perhaps a man, in the U-Haul parking lot. ULE sting seemed to be going all afternoon there as I saw more late afternoon when I passed through again.

I only had time for two after work due to unfortunate scheduling constraints.

Visited my little pregnant honey and enjoyed her excellent bbbjcim. It's getting pretty difficult to pork her as her belly swells, and it only pisses off her bambino. Then off to the Clix.

Picked up a self-proclaimed stripper who said she was just fired from the Glass Slipper. She seemed a bit out of place ambling the cracked sidewalks of Wilkens between Monroe and Payson in heels and a little black dress.

After a few loops I finally got her attention. She didn't seem too oriented toward street work, and admitted to this. Equestrian, brunette, about 5'9", sagging B's with full nips, 32, needs a tooth capped in front, clean, a little tattoo above one of her breasts. She also said she works the Midway during the day and would be back at the block that evening to find another dancing gig. Needed some get well money.

Took her out to a descrete county location for some quality time in the back of the MongerMobiletm**. After a bit of bbbj and a moment of mish, I proposed fucking her face from on top while she lay on her back. She said, "That's my favorite!" What a coincidence! It's my favorite, too! Well boys, I was happy to make her happy, and proceeded to finish up in just a few strokes as I poked her tonsils, pumping deeply to the hilt. She did seem to enjoy it. I know I certainly did. She did quickly scramble for the door to spit after I blew a loogie of baby batter down her throat, but I'll get her trained. Two Jacks for :30 of entertainment. I'll definitely give her a call.

After dropping her off I cruised Pigtown but found nothing appealing and had to skedaddle on down the road.

Robux

*coined by Fool4Fishnets http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=255180&highlight=cash#post255180

**coined by Woody Patrol http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=117692&highlight=MongerMobile#post117692

Batman62

08-01-04, 01:56

Fellow Mongers,

Today I ran in to two WSW i have been with several times in my "Real World". One actually had a conversation with my wife. The SW did not look for the conversation as it was unavoidable. I guess some really do work other places.

While I was getting some milk I ran into SW number two. The second WSW was geeking on something. Man...she told me she didn't use anymore. Oh well.

Really strange day.

Batman62

Mongoman

08-01-04, 07:27

Cruised Pigtown last night and picked up a wsw named Buffy at the corner of Ostend and Washington. She took me to her bug infested home and gave the me one of the best bbbjcim I have had. She sucked long and hard and really enjoyed it. When I popped she swallowed the whole thing and said it tasted sweet. Not salty like some.

She stripped naked and revealed a nasty looking body with one tit that had bite marks on it. One of you boys was playing rough with her. The deed cost me 20 for her and 10 for the house.

Earlier in the day as I cruised past Wythe street on Washington I passed a hand made sign that said Car Wash. I checked it out and this dude was washing cars right there on the street behind the barbershop. His name is Tony and he gave me one hell of a good car wash for ten bucks. I tipped him a five and told him I'd be back. He said he is there everyday, so if you want to give your car a good HJ then stop in and see Tony. :>)

Mongoman

Danny MD

08-01-04, 10:19

Sorry to break my vow of no posts, but I had to do this one.

Saturday night at about 3 AM I picked up Amy at SCarey and Washington. I dated her once before and she showed me a good time. She’s 21, about 5’4 or 5’5 and weighs about 105. Pretty much has a flat chest and short dirty blonde hair.

I had a room at the Tip Top already, so we headed there. She wanted to shower and she said she would stay a few hours. Well, she got me off and then was in the bathroom for a long time. I didn’t really care and started to doze off. She was probably in the room for about 4 hours, but since I was in and out of sleep I wasn’t talking to her too much. But I heard the door latch even though she was trying to leave quietly. It was enough to wake me up and when I looked around and saw that she was gone, I immediately headed for my wallet. It was empty. I opened the door and thought I saw someone who had just walked behind my truck, but couldn’t be sure. I threw my pants on and looked for my keys just in case I had to roll after her. No keys. The bi**h took my keys. At first I thought it was only so I didn’t chase after her, but as I ran outside and around the side of my truck, I saw her behind the wheel. Just as I got by the door, she started it. I yelled at her to get to fuck out, but she shook her head no. I ran around the other side hoping it was unlocked, but no dice. The doors were all locked. I wasn’t about to let her steal my wheels, so I did the only thing I could think of to stop her. I put my fist through the glass. I was surprised at how easily it broke; just like in the movies!! That definitely scared the shit out of her. She jumped out and started to run. I chased after her, but didn’t want to make too much of a scene as I didn’t really want the cops being called. I told her to give me the money, but she insisted she didn’t have it.

I had to run back inside the room to put on a shirt and some shoes on my bloody feet. I had blood all over my hand and arm and my feet were bleeding bad too. I wonder what the cops would have thought if they had rolled up on us. It wouldn’t look too good for me at first. A big guy in nothing but pants; blood everywhere, chasing a 100 lb girl.

She hit me for about $180, plus I’ll have to replace the glass in my vehicle. I guess I needed the lesson. I had become too complacent and even though I had dated her before and trusted her, it was wrong to do so. I hope this helps someone else avoid getting ripped off like I did. Remember, this bi**h will steal your car too. I found that to be uncommonly low. In retrospect, maybe I should have let her steal it. I would HAVE to have called the cops then, and she would have been caught quickly. I don’t know what the charge for stealing a vehicle is, but she would have gotten some serious time out of it.

Avoid Amy

Ebdawgg

08-01-04, 13:50

Wow; you guys are some hard working hard posting MFrs.

Turks - thanks for the great article; I must have missed the sun that day. Let me tell you, I have heard any number of LE/SW stories and have always been suspicious - of BOTH LE & SWs - and this just confirms what I have always heard. Some number of LE are mongers just like the mongers here; it's nice to see one of them get crap for doing what they give mongers crap for.

C'mon LE - figure out a method & place that keeps the citizens happy and alows for mongers, even LE mongers, to hobby with out hurting anyone. People screw - GET OVER IT. Sometimes people screw for religous reasons, sometimes for cultural reasons, sometimes because they're horney and sometimes because they need the cash. Big hairy deal.

Don't want mongers to cruise near civilians? No problem, put the word out and I garuntee you that mongers & hobbyists will happily go where they won't cause problems. Don't want mongers to cruise at all? Hey mongers, if you could just go to the SWMart and discretely and easily meet you sweetie and have some fun, you would go there and avoid LE hassles wouldn't you? I thought so. See officer, it's not that big of a deal. You guys do it too. Just tell mongers where to go and no one will cause any problems. Think about it LE; you stop mongers for what? Driving where SWs are; pshhhtttt. Oh maybe some monger was out at a late hour; oh my. Perhaps he already had a "known prostitute" in his car; awww man, that's nuthin' but trouble. Good thing you guys are on the job. Hate to hear about a young girl kidnapped and burned beyond recognition; oh wait; I did hear about that. The Dawson family gets burned to death for trying to do the right thing and you guys are out doing prostitution sweeps. Maybe not even OFFICIAL sweeps, huh?

It's not that mongers hate LE (though some probably do) it's just that it seems there are so many better ways to get what you & the citizenry want - clean safe streets, no unsightly SWs or mongers about - that it seems silly to stop a monger at 3 am 'cause you think he's doing what he's probably doing. That puts him in the same league (or better as most mongers don't monger HIGH ON COKE) as your boy and a step above Ed Norris who used city money to finance extra marital affairs. Hey, if most of you LE guys out there had what Norris had to spend on chicks, you be out screwing around on your wives too. The difference here is that most mongers are HONEST hard working guys who can't afford crack or expensive NYC girlfriends. Mongers don't want to mess with LE & LE doesn't want to see or deal with mongers. Got to be a better way huh?

Now we see that the Southwest District, where many mongers monger, has put out quotas for traffic stops, stop & frisk citations and arrests. If the Harford or Carrol county LE did the same, I wonder how many of the LEOs that live there but work in the city would happily wait and while officer redneck "detains" him for you know, driving; or maybe his wife - or GIRFRIEND - is wearing something a little skimpy and looks like a SW. LEOs would be the first to complain.

Batman, tough deal running into SWs like that. I know a guy who saw 4 (FOUR!) in one night out with his wife. I didn't know weather to feel bad for him or call him a hero. Glad it worked out though.

happy & SAFE hunting boys

Camden

08-01-04, 16:27

Sunday at 3:30 I picked up Shannon on Baltimore at Monford. Cute 5'6 auburn hair, nice body, tits are around a 34C. She says she used to dance at the Wagon Wheel. We parked and she licked my balls since I wasn't hard. Excellent bbbjcim (my first bbbj) 1.5 jacksons. I never have uncovered anything, but she was clean and cute and already licking my balls, so what the hell. I got her digits and will definetly call her for fs at a notell next time.

I'm a little nervous about the bbbj. Can anyone give me some odds on whether I will get some std?

Smiling Fox

08-01-04, 16:39

Ebdawgg, nice soap box.

OK mongers, the vans that I reported are also in Hamden. Well they where parked on the lot at 29th st. Across from the Paper Moon resteraunt. the name is DISTRICT STABILAZATION UNIT.
They are white van, like econolines, with DSU in big letters, just like any commercial vehicle, and under its written district stabilization unit. Heaven knows what they do, oh stabilize a district no doubt. Maybe keep an eye out for de-stabilizing charactors, like mongers and SW's. Keep alert, they look just like any commercial white cargo van.

Ah yes and who visited me this weekend at my cozy office, no one, everyone was asleep. I hustled down to Charles st. AMP for a little or maybe a lot of Fifi. which is an odd name for an asian lady, but had a very sweet yummy in my tummy. A great hour, and a great massagi too.

I did a search, and no one seems to know Tammy, Karen, or Tabitha, all in Hamden. Hmmmmm?

SF

Cedric

08-01-04, 17:06

Went cruising last night but had no pickups as there was a heavier than normal police presence and very few girls. This led me to believe that may be there had been a large-scale sweep recently.

I started on the W/W loop and did a couple sweeps and even went into neighboring areas but only found marked units. I then went to Brooklynand and on my second sweep saw two wsw's. As I made a loop around side streets to make a pick-up I saw two marked units. As I made my exit on Patapsco heading back to the city I saw a couple more units and a van headed towards where I saw the wsw's.

I returned to W/W loop and saw a suspect near Eagle and Pulaski. She was blonld had C/D cups was wearing a white tank top with a mini and boots. But when I saw another guy try to pick her up but she didn't get I was pretty sure she wasn't working, but then given that it was 1 A.M. you can never be too sure so I made a pass but she showed no interest. I saw other women walking the neighborhood who weren't working so I went to the Eastside loop.

At the Baltimore St. entrance to the park I saw two flexi-cuffed women seated on the grond next to an SUV with two plain clothes officers with maglites. When I got to Conkling the were two marked units with there lights on. The officers appeared to be performing an investigation. I went onto Pulaski Hwy. and Monument St. but found no one.

I figure that if there has been a major prostitution sweep then there probably won't be alot of girls available until the middle of the week.

Slag Runner

08-01-04, 20:01

Made the tours around PP/Conkling on a recent weeknight. Started at 2030hrs. Still light out and lots of residents out on the sidewalk or walking through the neighborhood.

Saw some activity on Baltimore from Conkling to Haven. One cracked out mess on Haven near Pulaski and one very heavy WSW on Pulaski between Conkling and Baltimore. Gave it a break to go eat.

Came back at 2200hrs. While going South on Conkling I saw a young blonde (20year old?) , very thin, wearing a very short summer print dress walking North at about Bank Street. I went around the block and picked her up at Conkling and Claremont.

Her name is Alyssa (have not seen that in previous posts). Claims her father is a doctor at Hopkins and recently moved the family up from Virginia. She hates it in Baltimore and is rebelling. She was not wearing any shoes or anything under the very thin sun dress. She had a long silver stud through the center of her lower lip and bore a slight resemblence to Paris Hilton.

She said she was thirsty so I went through the Burger King drive through on Eastern on my way to my hotel. Asked her if she was hungry and she quickly accepted an offer for a meal.

Went to the hotel with her meal and she ate voraciously while I had a beer. (Was odd going through the lobby, her with no shoes.)

When we got down to business, she took off the dress and I discovered she is just skin and bones. No breasts, protruding hip bones, no ass, sunken hollow in the small of her back above her tail bone. Real turn off. Claims she had stomach cancer and is now in remission but it was a bad turn-off.

Settled for a covered bj, due to my health concerns from her appearance, which was ok but her looks were disturbing.

Took her back after our session and dropped her off. She was pleasant, friendly, tried to please but not a repeat goal for me.

SR

Who Knows

08-01-04, 20:35

I was up from Tampa over the weekend and had some time to kill. I made several loops around PP and out to Pulaski. (I didn't bring my map and my memory isn't so good so i didn't make it to Conkling).

Anyway, a few out (it was a little rainy). I did see one really nice looker on a stoop; early 20s, brown hair, looked like full C's, an 8+ on the real scale. Not sure if she was working or a resident. She gave me a discrete look as i passed and when i returned she was talking to some dude in a car. Next pass she was gone. I made lots more passes hoping she would reappear but no luck. Maybe she was a resident after all.

Since that trip wasn't rewarding, I decided to head over to the rainbow for some relaxation. Well, there was an older asian guy outside reading what looked like it might have been a bible. I got out and went down the stairs and got a drink at the mini mart and he was still there when i got back, just sitting. I didn't like the feeling and decided to depart. So, my weekend was a total loss.

Who

Baltimonger

08-01-04, 21:25

Sunday Evening Report:

I spent about 2 1/2 hours driving the B/CB and W/W loops without any success. Actually, I let 2 SW's get to the door then changed my mind and left. I also purposely ignored a few of my previous dates. I tried to get Heidi, but she wasn't having any of my shit tonight. Oh, well.

I was about to head home, but decided for whatever reason to go back down to Brooklyn for a last look. I took Patapsco, which I rarely do anymore, and boy did it pay off. I spotted a good looking from a distance blonde walking Patapsco north of Hollins Ferry. I pulled into one of the side streets off Patapsco to get a close up as she made a bee line to my Mongermobile. Her name: Kim. Early 20's, about 5'6", 120 pounds. Her blonde hair was bleached on the ends and tied up. Had some facial blemishes but otherwise looked real good.

She had me take her to McDonald's first to get a little something to eat. A little? She got 2 cheeseburgers (extra pickles), large fries, 2 apple pies, 3 cookies, and a large coke. We got to the spot, and we talked for a few minutes while I watched in amazement at this little thing gobbling down all this food.

She BBBJ'ed me nicely, and when she was done, I gave her a Jackson. She was kind of amazed that I gave her $20 on top of what I already paid for her food ($7). She said I could have just paid with the $20, and gave her the change. At the drop off, we exchanged kisses on the cheek. She is really pleasant to talk to and be with. The total opposite of the other blonde Kim from Wilkens Ave.

With Erica and this Kim's performance this past week, I see a couple of SW's I'd love to see again and again. Wilkens Ave. SW's can't touch the quality and service of these 2, IMHO.
_________________________________________________________

LE stuff:
The quotas were not for pulling us over. They were basically "racial profiling" type stops for possible stolen vehicles and drug activity. Anything to make the LE higher ups look good. This memo, while unearthed in Southwest, was city wide.

The Clix loop is in Southern District. Southwest District is actually north of Frederick Rd. Doesn't make much sense to me either. Kind of odd considering where Southwest District is headquartered.

The "concerned citizens" that LE & city gov't higher ranking types refer to is a bunch of crap. Many have a stake in the whole drug trade. Plenty of middle aged woman dealers out there.

A Federal grant for LE to improve the quality of life in Pigtown and Washington Village ran out 2 months ago.

The LEO in question was on suspension for a year, so I'm sure BCPD knew a little something of concern about him.

As long as they aren't using my money, I couldn't care less if LE uses SW's

K.J. Baltimonger

Muff Scout

08-01-04, 21:36

Hit Wilkens tonight looking for a new treat but the pickings were slim.

Saw blonde Kim who was making an effort to get me to pick her up. No way on that one. Passed her by.

Saw Rachel, high as a kite. Looked like she might fall asleep standing up.

Spotted a cute little blonde on Payson, but some oriental monger picked her up before I could. Also spotted a very cute thin brunette with long reddish brown hair. She also was snapped up quick.

A few other skanks out there. Wound up picking up Diana. A sure thing is better than going home dry. Had our usual good time at a motel.

All in all a boring mongering weekend. Need some variety.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Jet

08-02-04, 01:59

July 30 Friday early morning report.

I had an appointment Friday afternoon so went to the city early early Friday morning; got there around 3 am. I checked out W/W adjacent to Monroe hoping to spot my ultimate gfe girl. I had previously checked her digits; ended up in a long heart-to-heart with her civilian Dad about her wayward ways. He gave me the skinny on how she really is (all the while he is thinking I am a great guy). Turns out, she is no sweetheart but rather is the consummate actress. It was kinda weird commiserating with her Dad while thinking "I sure would like to bang your daughter. Are you sure you don't know how to get in contact with her" Anyway, usual story, evil boyfriend introduces nice girl to hard drugs and she ends up on the street supporting both of them. Anyway, didn't see her. Darn the luck. May keep in contact with Dad though ;)

Nothing moving in the early am around W/W so moved up to Hampden area. I had never been hunting up there but I think I was in the approximate right area. Nothing moving there either, so...

Moved down to PP/Conkling; must've been around 4 am. The streets were very still; not even the usual swarms of drug dealers. LE must be having an effect. I was on my last circuit when I spotted a girl slipping down a side street north of Eastern and east of PP. Circled the block, stopped just past her, looked over my shoulder, and backed up a little. She came right to the car. She got in but was really jumpy, which in turn was making me jumpy. She was very average-looking, not skanky but not really pretty either. A 4, maybe 5 on the real world scale. Average height and weight, dressed in black slacks and blouse, sensible shoes. Not particularly feminine. Did the usual LE questioning routine, then she showed me her rack. Flabby breats spilling out of her bra; not particularly appealing. We circled around, ended up parking on a side street, sun was starting to come up by now. She gave me a BBBJ for a jack, didn't want me to blow in her mouth. Then she scrounged for change in my center console, "for a phone call". Yeah right. I was guarding my wallet the whole time, and had put my cell phone away. Uninspiring performance and the location had me too nervous. She just wanted to go down as quickly as possible so she could go cop. She wanted me to drop her up by PP at her connection. I dropped her NEAR her connection and scrammed.

She was better than a skank but I won't seek her out again. I would probably pick her up if there was nothing but super-skanks left. Really not recommended.

Romeo #2

08-02-04, 07:01

Danny MD,

Sorry to hear about your ordeal, hope you are ok, thanks for the info.

All,

I would like to call into question some of the std charges that so many of us validate about some of the ladies on the board. For example, Renee (the blonde), I have heard people say she has everything known to man. I used to date her frequently, but when i heard those on the board say she had something I immediately stopped. Last time I dated her was in Febuary I think. As I stated before, because I monger as hard as the next guy if not harder, I get checked up frequently ( about once a month at the clinic on caroline st.). Since the last time I have dated Renee, which was about early Feb., I have been checked up about 6 times and all 6 have come back clean as a whistle. That is not to say she may not have something now, and I surely am not going to take the chance and date her again, but i am just saying that doing what we do don't feel comfortable with any of our little chicklings walking the street. It is almost like there is a false sense of security because we have a few names in a hat that we just "know" are positive of something just becasue we heard it not from a DR. but from another skank. Think about it, how many of us have dated Diana or Ruthie for that matter, if I had a dollar for every nasty trick Diana has turned i would have all my mongering money back. I am just saying, be careful and mindful of everyone, keep yourself, your family and the rest of us safe and get checked up often. And the sh*t you hear on the street take it with a grain of salt.

be safe bros'

Romeo

Member #4105

08-02-04, 08:04

Picked up Angie on Patapsco in Brooklyn yesterday. Dark skinned Iranian, about 25, good body, not too much wear and tear. Very hyper from some type of substance, but not obnoxious. Nice BBBJTCIM for 1 Jackson. Says she has been on hiatus for 2 months. Doesn't date often. Worth a trip to a notel.

Hugh Jardon

08-02-04, 11:38

Danny MD,
Glad you made it out-relatively-ok. Your post is a warning to us all to NEVER let your guard down around a SW.

Muff Scout

08-02-04, 12:17

Danny,

Glad you are OK. It could have been worse.

Lesson learned. Never go to sleep with one of these girls around.

Second what Hugh said. You can never trust any of these drugged up girls completly. If they get desparate enough, they will steal from you without blinking. This is why you never ever bring any of these girls to your home. Never give them your work phone number or let them know where you work. Don't have anything laying around the car with your address on it like old bills.

I had a friend who was blackmailed by a sw who picked up his address from a cell phone bill laying on the backseat. She gave the address to her boyfriend who started showing up at his house.

Remember, this is business. Cash for sex. They are not really your friends no matter what they say. They will look you right in the eye and lie.

Let's all be safe out there.

Muff Scout

Baltimonger

08-02-04, 16:42

To every SW who reads this stuff:

I, as a concerned paying customer, do not want to risk my health sticking my dick into something that may be diseased. Therefore, I have given you the following form to print and fill out with your knowledge of yours and others STD's.

Your name___________________________

Normal working area_______________________

STD's you have or may have______________________________

STD's others may have:

________Name_________ _________STD's_________

______________________ _______________________

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(If more space is needed, continue on back.)

Privacy statement:
Rest assured; the information you provide us will be kept confidential, and no one will know except the date you give this form to. ;)

Cedric

08-02-04, 17:47

Monday afternoon

I started my cruise on RT. 140 because I had read reports that there might be some action around Reisterstown Plaza but saw none. I continued south on Fulton and Monroe. I went onto Payson where there was lots of firefighting equipment and LE. I went onto the W/W loop. On my first sweep all I saw was a skank sitting in the shade. On my second sweep I saw a wsw discussing business with a monger at his window. On the third sweep I picked up Kathy near Dulaney Ln. She's a red head with nice curves to her. She was wearing black jeans and a spaghetti string top.

After we exchanged names and Kathy asked me if I was a cop she said that she had a house in the area so we went to it. I had been there before with others so I knew how to get to it. We wnet upstairs and got down to business. Kathy strated out with a bbj and we did missinary for a good while. This girl was tight and knew how to use her hips. I finished off in Kathy's mouth.

I drove Kathy to the spot where I picked her up and she gave me her address, which is right o of the loop. I will definately seek this girl out.

Elvis30

08-02-04, 18:00

Was out last night in the city and picked up a WSW in her early twenties with blonde hair. We negotiated a $ and went to a secluded location. Overall, she was a 7.5 with a great (D's)upper chest. Due to limited time I only requested a BJ, which she performed admirably, but only with safety gear. During the session my hands did the required probing of her backside, which was tight and wet. The experience was nice and could have been better without the self-imposed time constraint. I would definitely try her again, if she were ever available.

Robux

08-02-04, 20:18

Slag dog!

You picked up and upber-waif! An UBER-WAIF! I want! I want! I waaaaaaannntttt! Digits? House? Corner? Times? Breadcrubs? Please? Please? Pleeeeeeeeze???? Me sooooo horny! SO HORNY! Me need me an uber-waif! An UBER-WAIF NOW!

Robux

P.S. God, I'm so pathetic.

Dr.Monger

08-02-04, 20:23

Muff Scout,

Others may not have noticed but I have: CONGRATULATIONS on making SENIOR MEMBER. The initiation will be in Friday night. The usual spot on the Block. Robux will be bringing the sheep and the pregnant BSW!

TrueDrew,

Good tale, but I am worried about your post. You realize that LE ran you tag when he stopped you. They always do its SOP. Which means that he put it through his computer or dispatch. And there is now a record of it. You can now easily be connected to your screenname, based on that stop. And we know LE reads this board. I don't know what to do about it. I guess it should stand as a warning about posting specific info. Now maybe your post was not accurate intentionally, which is another story. Specific streets for ladies is no problem, all of them are in the system, or soon will be. But I would not want my screenname connected to a real traffic stop.

Dr. Monger

Baltimonger

08-02-04, 20:47

All requests for Senior Member upgrades up to 7-01-04 have been processed by Jackson.

I sent congratulations to Muff Scout last night.

Congrats also to TrueDrew, Benchseats Rock, and Turks.

SmilingFox should be upgraded soon.

For anyone else I missed, congrats as well.

Go get all you can out there,

K.J. Baltimonger

P.S. TrueDrew's name was changed to True Drew, so I'm sure SmilingFox will become Smiling Fox to conform with forum guidelines.
Edited at 9:24 PM 8-02-04
Smiling Fox upgraded!

Muff Scout

08-02-04, 20:53

Thanks Doc.

I love the way rough wool feels against my pelvic bone.

Make sure that pregnant streetwalker is as far along as possible. I have this fantasy about banging a pregnant streetwalker so hard, I break her water:)

Second your comments to True Drew. Dude, change your screen name pronto. Didn't you see my post about how the girls figure out who is who based on facts in our postings. I think LE is at least as intelligent.

For my 100th post, I would like to describe a wonderful session with blonde Kim on Sunday evening, August 15th, 2004 at 9:12 PM, at Tim's, in room 27, where I give her $60 in US currency in return for which I bang her pussy, then I shove my viking horn in her shit chute, then pull it out for some ATM.

Oops, I shouldn't have said all that.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Walking Around

08-02-04, 21:01

I have only been in the Baltimore area for a short while. I was a contributor to the Chicago board while I was there.

After arriving I did my research and toured the areas looking for possibliities.
1. I found a decent brunette near PP and had a nice bbbjcim for a jack. Looks were 6 but service was 8 nice and unrushed. Didn't get her name.
2. I looked at the other areas around like annapolis with only a few bad sightings that I avoided. Then decided to try Jessup and the Lotus, good time. I will post details there.
3. Tried my luck on the Block and found Shannon Cute petite nice body told me she used to be a dancer so I think its the same girl others have posted about. bbbjcim for a jack anda quarter. Looked and felt great, good service but rushed. Looks 8 and service 7. (only because the rushjob)

Thanks everyone for the good info.

Smiling Fox

08-03-04, 00:00

Wow. Seems I am a senior member. What a completely dishonorable acheivement I have attained. And congratulations to all the other new senior members. Personally, I'm thrilled to achieve this level of debauchery. And I'm such a strait guy.
I would like to thank Trash, Doc, Robux, Green, and a bunch of other mongers for guidance. Whether they ment it or not. I think I will find a lady and partake in some alphabet soup.

Doc. If you are really getting together Fri night, I will miss you all.
SO at home. Besides I'm not into sheep. Preggies, hmmm.

Today in Hamden, well remington. I saw that skinny young blonde girl again, the one I picked up a few weeks ago, and scooted out of the car at the royal farms, after we couldn'd find a completion location. If she is 18 I'll buy a round of drinks.
and she had the nerve to apologize that she would finish the deed and then I could pay her. I took a pass. But you know sometimes the sheer entertainment level on the streets far exceeds the orgazmic level.

Smiling Fox is the name, smilingfox was an internet one word handle, the name has always been Smiling Fox. Thanks.
SF

Jet

08-03-04, 00:27

This report is a coupla weeks old.

Was in Baltimore with some time on my hands; decided to check out PP area. I cruised around for waaay too long before switching to W/W area; on my first pass I spotted an older blonde in long dress and blouse; looked kinda classy compared to the usual SW, so I circled back. A drug dealer came up and asked if I had stopped for him or the "girl". The girl. She gets in, says she had seen me before (although she hadn't) so she was immediately comfortable with me. She said she was from New York and did have a NY accent. I can't remember her name, Rochelle maybe? (Yeah, I know, like NY) Leans the car seat back and exposes her breasts. Looked kind of appealing in the passenger seat. She was approaching 40, frizzy curly blond hair tied back. Looked presentable in the nicer clothes, although she still looked like a barfly. She wanted to go park but I just don't like to be that exposed, so she suggested we go to our friend Tim's. I had never been there before. An older lady working the desk cheerfully rented to me for a coupla hours and sold me a condom. There were a coupla skanks sitting on the porch when we walked up. She recognized one as "Amy" and said hi as she passed. She claimed Amy was a total junkie (which one of them isn't?) and frequently ripped people off. The other chick was a young, dark-haired very pregnant white chick. Amy looked pretty wrung out, skinny with short hair and kinda boyish looking. Not appealing, I would not have picked her up. The other chick looked cleaner and somewhat more feminine, still kinda plain-jane, not really attractive.

We settle in, I kick her a jack and a half, and she turns on a porn channel and proceeds to lay down a smokin' cbj with plenty of ball and shaft play. She said she had a b/f (husband?) in jail and a coupla kids to support. Said because she had a b/f (husband?) she didn't do FS. Whatever. I wasn't interested anyway. When we left the skanks were gone from the porch. I dropped her on Washington at a gas station.

Overall, decent cbj but not my type. Too old. I prefer younger gfe. She would do in a pinch though.

Bingo

08-03-04, 01:09

Camden,

re: BBBJ and STDs, I'd say 90% of the mongers who post here prefer bareback BJ (and covered for FS). Your odds are pretty slim, but not zero. A while back some folks posted about carrying around a monger pack with Listerine for her to rinse with before starting. I don't know if there's any evidence to back this up as a helpful thing, but it can't hurt.

Safe hunting

Robux

08-03-04, 10:47

Contrats again to all of you freshly birthed Seniors. When we see you on Friday night we'll have to have a Blockette whack your bottoms and wash off all the embrionic fluid with an alchohol solution.

My pal the PBSW won't be able to make it Friday night. As for the sheep, they'll be difficult on such short notice, but I can always score some goats in a pinch. Please PM me your breed preferences. Doc, usual time on Friday?

Loop Vet

08-03-04, 13:19

No love for your new senior DC brethren (cue the Black Eyed Peas "Where Is The Love?"). Just joking, I rarely post here so wouldn't expect a nod. But this is my first Senior post, woo-hooo!

Danny MD comes back with a valuable post. I always thought you had good info info, but just a bit too sensitive at times. These boards are forgiving so I wouldn't be concerned about your vow.

Keep ol' Loop in mind next time you do a Block Round Table. Never been and feel it's right up my sleaze meter.

Bradman

08-03-04, 14:41

While all this love and congratulations is flying around, let me extend my thanks to Walking Around. All newbies should take note. He comes in without whining and bitching, no asking for help and RTFF. It's amazing how easy the info is to get when you do that. Then his first post in our little corner of the monger world is a report on the action.

So Thank You WA for doing it right.

bradman

Larry 56

08-03-04, 14:55

Are we having a get together on Friday??

Larry!

Benchseats Rock

08-03-04, 15:13

Imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning and discovered that I was a senior member. My co-workers wondered why I was so happy so early in the morning.

Thanks for all that congrats coming my way, and congrats to everyone else who made it - I suppose this calls for a celebration of sorts eh?

Baltimonger

08-03-04, 17:18

True Drew,
Changing you screen name will not help matters much, IMHO. The post you wrote will still be under any new screen name you may choose. Deleting the post, or editing it to remove what, were, when, etc. would be the only safe means of ensuring your anonymity.

Muff Scout,
After I got done with b!tchy blonde Kim the other night, I picked up Tammy W. and took her to US Gas for a couple of things. I had her rolling when I told her all the shit Kim had put me through, and how I still could smell the odor from her pussy.

Danny, and others,
There are simple solutions to dealing with the stolen car keys issue. An ignition, cranking circuit, or fuel system disabling device is very effective at stopping anyone who tries to steal your car dead in their tracks. It may be something sophisticated and expensive as a Prolock (which has a removable piece that doesn't allow the car to be started unless it's in its socket), or something simple and cheap as a hidden toggle, rocker switch, or key type cut off switch.

I had a Prolock on my previous vehicle (unfortunately the company went out of business in 1997 when my vehicle was new), and I loved it. It was hidden under the dash, and when I was in a bad area or with a SW, I could remove it. It could be removed after you start the vehicle, and before you pick up a SW, so she'd never know anything about it.

My newer vehicle was gotten cheap, and although I haven't gotten to installing a new disabling device, it will have a cheaper type set up. At less than $10, it will provide me with enough security not to worry about my ride being stolen.

K.J. Baltimonger

Didn't AC/DC sing Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep?

Always fuck the sheep at the edge of a cliff, that way they push back.

Camden

08-03-04, 17:44

Bingo,

Thanks for the info. I'm definetly a little paranoid about getting a std.

I got to drive by PP/C around 4:30, just looking, wsw, short blonde hair, a sw 5/6 PP Ave and Montford. At Baltimore and Ellwood a cute wsw, shoulder length brunette, walking block up and then a block down, I haven't seen her before, but definetly a sw. Our eyes met and she did the nod. She was nicer then the short blonde by the park. Nothing at Baltimore/Conklin.

Dr.Monger

08-03-04, 19:09

Gentlemen,

Some of you clearly have forgotten my "(Street) Walking Tours of Baltimore" post. YES THE INITIATION PARTY POST WAS A JOKE. Please stop PM'ing me about it. I thought the part about the sheep and the pregnant BSW would be enough to make you all realize I was joking.

There will be an official Block tour soon - A memorial tour to the Trashman. Details will be forthcoming. Now if you all want to have a "Senior Members Initiation" that can be arranged. There will be a cover of $30, and each attendee will be required to buy me a lapdance from the lady of my choice. A SW cruise afterwards will be optional.

Dr. Monger

Muff Scout

08-03-04, 19:26

B'Monger,

Blonde Kim's pussy did smell. It smelled like ass. Diana cracked up too when I told her about my experience with Kim.

Hey Doc, $30 cover! FUGGETTABOUTIT! For that I could get a half and half from blonde Kim with the smelly pussy.

Robux, do you ever read your pm's or do you just ignore them:)

Safe huting to all.

Muff Scout

Robux

08-03-04, 21:06

Muff,

I religiously read my PM's, but I'm not very religious so that doesn't mean much. Please resend. I apologize if there was something I missed.

Doc,

I, too, fell under your spell. Shit, you were joking? I already ordered the fucking goats AND a llama! You must have forgotten to click the sarcasm button on the bottom of the input screen.

I'm going to be on the block this Friday at 10, location by PM for those interested. I would never undermine the memory of our esteemed Don Emeritus Trashman, so this will just be an unofficial boy's night out. No new Senior initiation, no cover charge, nobody has to buy (or God forbid give) me a bbbj, lapdance, or Kim's smelly pussy. SW cruising afterwards, however, is manditory, unless you've already scored your after-hours Blockette. :)

Robux

Squonk64

08-03-04, 22:47

Hey all,

Can't we all just love one another? I mean, we are all on the same side. I see a flame about to burst.

Mykonos Lover

08-03-04, 23:24

Damn I was looking forward to the PBSW, guess I will have to settle for the Llama.

Actually I think the true Robuxta (Copyright Applied For) would be the PBSW her momma and her grandmom.

Atlanta Monger

08-03-04, 23:44

B-Monger,

Many thanks for the 'push back' quip; best laugh of the day. :D

- AM

True Drew

08-03-04, 23:46

Elvis.........where in the city did you pick her up?

True Drew

08-03-04, 23:51

Baltimonger:

Great survey sheet. We can call it the Baltimore Ho Hole Poll. Hey, maybe we can cross reference the answers to see which sw really hate one another.

Robux

08-04-04, 00:02

Myk, LMFAO! Since they're so close in age, I could probably get 4 generations! This family seems to start getting pregnant when they're 15, so, hypothetically:

18, 33, 48, 63...78 Fuck! Maybe 5 generations!!!! A quintella!!! And probably a toothless bbbj, too!!!!

Yes, for all you racing purists, there is no such word as quintella, but please grant me neoligistic license as this is the Baltimore Board, and we are so inclined.

I've done a few quintella's, albiet none with females of direct matrilineal decent, and they are quite taxing if done serially -- especially if one is cruising for individual SW encounters. On the one hand (and my other hand, my face, my dick, and licking my 'taint), five in parallel is much easier on my delicate constitution.

B'monger,

Like the form. Gonna copywrite it? May I use it in my travels?

Robux

MeatMan

08-04-04, 11:31

!@#$%^&&.. rears his face again!!!!!!!!!!!!

OttoGraham
Senior Member
WSG Charity Benefactor Reports: 617

Appears that Trashman's account needs to be deactivated. Supposedly passed on two weeks ago, but a little research shows:

TrashMan Last online:
07-28-04 at 23:30

I don't think he's accessing the site from the grave.

OttoGraham

08-04-04, 11:49

Aww, sorry to disappoint you MeatMan.

Maybe this is proof there really is life after death?

Boxcc

08-04-04, 13:46

Calling all friends of the mighty Trashman!!! I have posted a request in the letters to the editor section suggesting that there be some sort of memorial to Trash. I would appreciate it if anybody that was a friend, or even a respected enemy would post on that board as well requesting the same thing.

I believe that Trashman has passed. I, like a lot of others here, don't appreciate innuendo that he is still alive. I got to know Trash and know for a fact that he had terminal cancer that finally consumed his life.

I will leave it at that.

Ricky Rocket

08-04-04, 13:51

Was out and about last week and ran into an cute blonde WSW on Rt 40 near the city line. She said her name was sunshine and was a dancer on the block. Had a sexy face body was nice as well but her voice was very sexy, strange I know but we all have our things. An 9 on SW scale (7 at best in real world). Amazingly I didnt notice an oder the second she got in the car. Drove around and found a quite spot and decided on a BBBJ for a jackson then she offered more for another .5. I agreed. Not the best performance but a willing performer with no rush. Nice girl, as SWs go. She told me her real name but I dont recall. Id pick her up again if I saw her.

On my way back home up Rt 40 I notice brunette on on North Point that Id like to have picked up but I was about two cars to late and didnt feel like waiting for her to get back. Saw a few WSWs along 40. They are still out there. I travel Rt 40 alot and I see them all the time. Location is sorta hit and miss but if you drive 40 and are paying attention you'll see them.

OttoGraham

08-04-04, 13:53

If died two weeks ago, then why was he accessing the site a week ago?

Maybe we're missing something here?

OttoGraham

08-04-04, 13:59

As for a memorial, might I suggest the most appropriate one be a donation in TrashMan's honor to Jackson's personal charity, found at www.wsgcharities.com?

Stoner

08-04-04, 15:43

MeatMan...if someone uses his machine and hits the website, it would get updated.

Perhaps a son or family member was walking through his list of favorites or whatever.

Other than that...I also wouldn't trust the vbb code of the system. Its not always very reliable for computer forensic purposes.

If Trash is still alive...well...that too would explain it. And getting quite the damn laugh about it, too. :)

Baltimonger

08-04-04, 16:26

Robux,
Sure you can use it. You just can't sell it for profit.

I won't be able to make it Friday night. I'll be busy counting sheep, I just won't be in bed! :D

I plan on taking that big Ho Hole Poll (http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=262479#post262479) of mine out to the streets tonight. ;)

K.J. Baltimonger

Loop Vet

08-04-04, 20:36

Stoner -

Meatman was quoting, and calling out, our old friend Uncle Otto - the anti-Trash. Some people can't let forum arguments, or more importantly, good people, die peacefully.

Batman62

08-04-04, 21:41

Wednesday early evening,

After short business meeting, i decided to take a drive to CB. I figured it would be a perfect time since my better half did not expect me home any time soon. I was on a mission to find Wendy. I was already day dreaming about her talents, that is until I got to a block from where I normally see her. To my great disappointment, six LE cruisers were parked in front her stoop. I did not hang around to see what was going on. COLD SHOWER TIME!

Dr.Monger

08-04-04, 22:52

Trust me when I tell you that Trashman has gone to the great beyond. I have seen his death notice in the paper. I have other proof I cannot mention, but trust me, he is gone. My guess is someone accessed his computer, and given his illness, it would not surprise me that he had forgotten to clear his cookies the final time he accessed the board.

PP/C remains dead, at least at the times I am scouting.

Robux, I don't think I can make it Friday, as I have real world plans. But the memorial tour will be soon. Perhaps Labor Day weekend? A twi-night doubleheader seems in order. Sampling day shift AND night shift has its appeal.

Dr. Monger

Baltimonger

08-04-04, 23:31

Wednesday night report:

After the rains came and went, I hit W/W and nothing at all in Pigtown. Wilkens Ave. had b!tchy blonde Kim who I almost accidentally picked up because her hair was different than the last time. Jessica came out later and seemed to have an interest in getting to me, but someone else got to her first. Otherwise Wilkens Ave. was dead. I second the request that was given by another poster here a few days ago: Where is Jewel? I saw another one of those big rig mongers out there tonight.

I found old reliable April in Brooklyn (who still never seems to recognize me), and off to the spot we went. She gave me the melodrama about all the bad stuff that's happened to her in the last few days, and it ain't good. She's trying to get off of the horse she's riding, and I think she's got a pretty good shot.

After the BBBJTC, she swore that someone in the distance in the wooded spot we were in was headed to the vehicle. She asked me what would I do if this person would have tried to come at us. I told her I would run his ass over and got out of there.

I never got down to CB. Probably a good thing.

I need something new.

K.J. Baltimonger

Atlanta Monger

08-05-04, 00:34

You can get 'last online' information from any messages remaining in message tracking.

And you don't have to know the login/password to log into WSG.

Trash may have had his pc set up to log in automatically; all it takes is cookies. Mine does this - in fact, just opening my Netscape browser automatically loads 10 web pages, WSG included. My cat doesn't care where I surf. :D

As posted here (http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=257431&highlight=rest+in+peace#post257431) earlier, the Don was last online on 07-14-04 at 19:35, a few days before his death.

And as Dr.Monger and Stoner posted below, chances are his family is discovering a few colorful Trashman facets previously unknown.

Otto, get over it and get a fuckin' life. The guy is dead and gone. And as far as www.wsgcharities.com goes, your simple endorsement of it makes it tainted in my opinion. Sorry, Jackson, but this guy is a real [deleted by AM] [deleted by AM].

What you're missing, dear uncle, is class.

- AM

Motorback

08-05-04, 07:07

Well I see much has changed since I was last here and much hasn't changed. To those that knew Trash either from here or in person I know we have also suffered a great loss.

To those of you who want to bring your flaming balls of feces into this forum concerning this issue may you suffer long and hard. What goes around comes around.

Larry 56

08-05-04, 07:27

Still missing:

Angie, the red head in Curtis Bay. Me thinks she's back in the LE Palace? If anyone sees her, I have a message from Park Heights that she's been waiting for.

Larry!

Muff Scout

08-05-04, 09:27

Had a funny experience Wednesday day.

Cruised through the Wilkens area early afternoon about 2. Saw this older looking sw I have been seeing alot lately. About 5'5", long, wavy dark hair, thin but nice ass, usually wears shorts. Anybody know who she is? There was also this older looking beat up blonde out.

After a couple of loops, needed to relieve myself of the beer I washed lunch down with, so I headed out to this industrial park off of Washington, with a nice view of 95, to water a tree.

I pull into a parking spot next to a big, dark pickup truck and get out to do the deed. Then I see an older guy in the truck and a blonde head in his lap. The older guy looks at me, the blonde sits up, sees me, and grins. The monger gives me a disgusted look, and drives off.

Hope it wasn't one of you guys I busted. She wasn't that good looking anyway.

Headed over to CB and saw only one bsw.

Headed back to Wilkens, saw nada and went home.

Agree with you B'Monger, I need a new treat too. Still looking for a replacement for my sweethearts Pam and Jen.

Uncle Otto, what was there to gain by bringing this issue up? IMHO very bad judgement and taste on your part.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

MeatMan

08-05-04, 11:32

Originally Posted by OttoGraham

And what you're missing AM, is a case of AIDS to kill you off, like it did your hero.

How the fuck would you know what he died of? Man, you really walked in at the worst time!

Loop Vet

08-05-04, 13:08

First he's alive, now he died of AIDS. Make up your mind Otto.

Your obsession is baffling and sad.

Incognito

08-05-04, 13:21

Gents:

Just a warning, the Conkling area is as hot as I have ever seen it. Cops everywhere, stopping both drivers and civilians. U/C as well. They are really making an attempt to clean that place up. I'm not a monger, just an observer, but I thought you would like to know.

Be safe!

incog

Hugh Jardon

08-05-04, 13:33

Otto,
Why do you start flaming a dead guy? Wasn't it you that made yourself the moderator of all boards in the Baltimore-Washington area and stated the zero tolerance for flaming policy. Now, you're not only flaming a dead guy, you're viciously flaming other members.
Go away. Don't come back.

Hugh Jardon

08-05-04, 13:38

Jackpot in CB this morning!!!
19 year old Lindsay, two weeks into her SW career. Knows she should get off the crack, but doesn't want to. Still looking great! She's about 5-2, 105, B cup, Italian, long, dark hair, tan all over, butterfly tattoo on lower back. Sucks like a hoover all the way down. CIM with Swallow. She even saw a little she missed down in the pubes and went back to swallow that up!
All for the low, low price of $20.
You find something like this, it makes the cruising worthwhile.

Member #4105

08-05-04, 13:43

Otto,

How many times do we need to flush before you go away?

Larry 56

08-05-04, 14:13

Lindsay on Fairhaven, Hugh??

Wow, sorry I missed that!

Larry!

Robux

08-05-04, 14:17

Incog,

You're not a monger, just an observer? How droll! Did you fine Jebus or has your definition of the word monger changed? :)

Robux

OttoGraham

08-05-04, 14:34

Originally posted by HughHardon

Otto,
Why do you start flaming a dead guy? Wasn't it you that made yourself the moderator of all boards in the Baltimore-Washington area and stated the zero tolerance for flaming policy. Now, you're not only flaming a dead guy, you're viciously flaming other members.
Go away. Don't come back.

Thanks for the kind words. Given the attacks that have been unleashed on me for accurately observing that the supposed dead man's account is being accessed after his alleged passing, I think I will stay around for a while and see what happens. Somebody ought to keep an eye out for ghosts.

Cheers
Uncle Otto

Robux

08-05-04, 15:06

Wed trifecta report.

B'monger, I picked up your Heidie on Wilkens after chasing her down Fulton and looping -- all but dancing on the hood of my MongerMobile™ to get her attention. When I found out she was your Heidi, I mentioned you and she told me a little about your history, which doesn't bear repeating here. Went back to her place and found Jessica there, too! Had a nice time with both of them. Both nice ladies. Yes, they're equestrians, and Jessica is more worse for the wear than Heidi, but I'd definitely see them both again, and at a notel where we can spend a more relaxed time.

3d date was an actual date, a real world actual date, with a fine upstanding non-working lady. Damn, this shit is taxing.

Robux

flashman5018

08-05-04, 15:55

To add to the growing list of reports about LE. I was finishing a nice time at a notell with a nice lady when on the way back she mentioned that 17 girls had been picked up Tues at Wilkens and Payson in a sting. I am not sure this is true, but if so may be a little dead in wilkens area for a couple of days until bail is set. Just could be the usual SW stories but you never know. By the way the session was nice.

And the beat goes on

Ebdawgg

08-05-04, 15:56

Hey guys; I have slightly off topic question and I was hoping that the worldly gentlemen here might have some advice. I apologize in advance if this is a bit too off topic; but where can a horney guy go for advice?

I will have the opportunity in the next two or three weekends to spend some time with a nonworking lady who has offered to indulge in some "adult entertainment" with me. Of course I jumped on the chance but soon realized I wasn't sure what to suggest.

Now I know that a SW is WAAAAAYYYYYY out of the question (the big reason I'm assuming I am off topic) and she hasn't enjoyed going to strip clubs in the past as there's nothing there for her. Some women don't mind entertainment that's pretty much for men but she's no more interested in that than most of us would be in seeing Baltimonger or PAland shake their things around. Anyway, what I am asking is did I miss something in this town? Is there actually anyplace, other than the obvious bars & stripclubs, where couples might go for "entertainment?" I mean I guess I could talk her into a trip to the block or someplace but I would rather take her somewhere that she might enjoy.

I know this is wierd but I had nowhere else to go. I'm hoping someone here has a good suggestion or at least some idea; I don't want to waste this opportunity. Besides, I'd have more fun on The Block with you guys - though not directly...

Thanks in advance to all who read this and especially to any with any ideas. I'm figuring if anybody knows about stuff that horney folks might enjoy, you guys do.

Glad to see incognito is still with us. I agree with what you said about Conkling. It's been that way for a while; last year the big Winnebago was around all the time and just a few weeks ago the place was saturated with LE on foot; though they looked like trainees. I have seen RT. 40 start to pick up recently though. Monument has been getting a stray on occasion as well. For a long time in the old days there was very little action on Conkling and most of it was on 40. Much of it was spread out between Conkling and Erdman. I always wondered why LE "cleaned up" that area. At the time I worked with someone who lived near Conkling and said that as soon as The New Motel had closed and the cops were sweeping Rt. 40 SWs were starting to work her 'hood. If all they can do is push activity around I wonder why they chose the neighborhoods instead of the highway. Oh well, that's why they get the bux.

Incognito

08-05-04, 16:42

Nobux: Don't worry, Jesus can't save this kid. Are you still trying to hit the Block Friday for an "unofficial" visit? If so, PM me and maybe we can meet up at some point.

Dawgg: If your lady friend does not want to hit the Block, how 'bout one of the "classier" establishments like the Gold Club or Hustlers. I often see other "non-working" women in those places, and it would be a great way to get all worked up for later. Or if finances permit, how about an escort? Hmmm, can't think of any other ideas.

I have a good story that I just have to share. I picked up a VERY cute girl last night who fit the description of a SW from a previous WSG post. We drive off and go to one of my favorite watering holes (I like to party a little first when possible) where we grab some drinks and I start chatting her up as if she was an SW. This girl seems very clean and well dressed however, and I am starting to think she is not a SW! But she is definitely high, I think either dope or crack or both but it's hard to tell, so I am thinking she must be a SW. So we hang out for about an hour but it's getting late at this point and I have to work the next day. So instead of suggesting a no-tel I just make out with her in my car. We exchange numbers and have a plan to go out on either Friday or Saturday. Funny thing, I still do not know if she is a SW? As I look at her body closely I realize that she was definitely not the SW from a previous post. And all of my usual comments (How long have you been out tonight? Where do you usually go? etc.) were met by "civillian" type answers. At no point did she ever suggest that she was a SW, and she never hinted about money, etc.

So, I think what happened was that I actually picked up a civillian who just wanted to party. Or, she is so new to the SW game that she has not yet become jaded and businesslike.

I do not want to give any further details at this point, but I am going to do everything I can to go out with her this weekend. She even asked for my number after I asked for hers (apparently she is separated, but still lives with her husband). She also invited me to go out with her and her friends to a club this Saturday. Damn, this girl was hot. I would saw 9 on a SW scale, and a real-life 7. Could it be too good to be true? Wish me luck!

incognito
(I'm no monger, I just play one on the Block)

Big Otis

08-05-04, 17:02

Report for late Tuesday night/Early Wed morning:

BCB:

-Saw nothing on Patapsco at all, one big skank on Pennington, one really big skank hitching on Fairhaven. Noticed no LE activity.

WW:

-Decent brunette in a sundress between Wilkens and the circle. Scooped up.

-Two very cute, young blondes sitting on a step at Gilmor and Ramsay. One in jeans and one in a short denim skirt. They briefly talked to what appeared to be a monger on Gilmor and moved back to their perch. Monger was also talking to a brunette - couldn't get a good look, as she was between cars with her head behind the passenger side window. The blondes were gone when I looped back around. They left all of their stuff on the steps - drinks, jackets, etc.

-Tons of LE on Eagle and Payson - Flashman, what you were told may be true.

PPC:

-One decent looking blonde with short hair stumbling down Conkling near Lombard. Came back around for a better look and spotted the LE cruiser followed by the unmarked white van coming down Conkling and another unmarked white van a block up on Pratt(?). Got out of there.

Disappointing evening.

Seva Lurker

08-05-04, 17:27

Folks, I normally do not post on this board as I only get to Baltimore when travelling to NY/NJ on business. I do hit the NOVA area a bit more often and was part of the exchange earlier this year between the late great Trashman and Uncle Otto.

I put the above in because one of the two above has a propensity to point out the normal lack of posts on a specific board.

I made a post on the NOVA board earlier today on the topic of Trash vs. Otto. All supporters of Trash, out of respect to him, leave it alone, don't incite the other party, ignore him, report his attacks to Jackson.

Trash was man enough to stop, so let's show him we can follow his example. A battle of words here is a lose lose situation.

Baltimonger

08-05-04, 17:43

Thanks Heidi, I work hard at being a prick. ;)

To all the other SW's:
Since I have gained quite a reputation among the ladies, and since I have too much money, I am announcing:
The Great Baltimonger Cash Giveaway!

From now until September 1st, if you get in the Mongermobile® with yours truly, and say to me: "Are you The Great Baltimonger?", an extra 25% will be added to the cost of the date with you.

BJ: Normal price=$20. plus 25%=$5. total=$25.
1/2 & 1/2: Normal price=$40. plus 25%=$10. total=$50.

Now you're asking "how can you give away all this extra cash?"
It's easy, I'm friggin' rich!

But wait, there's more:
If you pose nude on the hood of the Mongermobile®, I will include an additional $10 to your already generous fee!

Remember, just say "Are you The Great Baltimonger?" and instantly cash in!!!

Legal disclaimer:
This offer is open to all anatomically correct female SW's between the ages of 18 and 35. Names, likenesses, photos, and stories written about you will become the property of The Great Baltimonger, and may be used here on WSG. Mongermobile® is a registered trademark of Monger Motors Inc. and cannot be used without the express written consent of The Great Baltimonger.

DocStrangelove

08-05-04, 18:04

Ebdawg,

Things may be different today, or maybe it was just my misfortune. Several years ago I was on a date with a civilian girl who was wild about it, and we attempted to patronize one of those fine establishments on Baltimore Street. I was told in no uncertain terms that I was not welcome to visit the block bar with my date. I do not remember at which club this took place. I admit I did not even try to enter another club as the impression was given that I was crazy to even think about entry with a civilian girl and it was some sort of total breach of propriety.

Dang it all. How often does the old dog get his hands a hot number ready and willing for some block fun?

That was just my experience, YMMV.

Incognito,

If you find that your Saturday honey has too many girlfriends and you need some goodlooking young stud to occupy them so you and your date can slip away, well?

I guess in that case I am fucked.

Perhaps you need a fat middle aged wing man to slobber on those chickies while getting plastered and making lewd passes?

Hell, that won`t work either.

Maybe I better just cruise the Clix Loop and wave some ching out the windows.

dog

Baltimonger

08-05-04, 18:04

Dawgg,
I'm sickened by the thought of me shaking my thing around too.

Robux,
What do you mean by my Heidi? I don't claim her.

DocStrangelove

08-05-04, 18:09

Sorry, I forgot.

Good luck Incognito!

Dog

Dr.Monger

08-05-04, 20:04

Baltimonger,

That was one of the funniest things I have read on here in a long while!

EBdaawg & Old Dog,

Some Block bars allow women with men, some don't allow women at all. There is a trick to getting a woman in, have her say she is a dancer and thinking about working there, and she wants to check it out. All these places are ALWAYS looking for dancers (of all shapes, sizes, ages, habits, etc). Trust me it works like a charm.

Incog,

You're no monger, you're my friend. Oh wait, all my friends are mongers...hmmmm. But seriously, see if she has a friend for me.

Dr. Monger

Dave MD

08-05-04, 20:52

Hey fellow mongers,

I saw Melissa at the Midway Bar on the block this week and I asked why she was there. She mentioned that, like the WW/Carey sting, 6 SWs had been scooped up at Conkling and Rt 40 area and that she was laying low for a while.

We went off to the usual no-tell and had a great 1/2 & 1/2 for 2 jacks and 1/2 jack tip. She can be seen dancing on the block occasionally. The best thing about her, is that she really has amazing PC (puboccocceygeus) muscle control and can milk your unit as if she was giving you a BJ.

Dated Alyssa from Washington area, near the Royal Farms. Some of you may have been with her. She looks like a mix of African American/Caucasian. 5'5", brown hair, awesome body and cute face. CBJ/CFS for 2 jacks +1/2 jack tip. Great experience, although she was a little too chatty (took 1 hour to get down to business).

Has anyone seen Jewel (Jules?) around lately on WW/Monroe? WSW, 5'4", brown hair usually in a pony tail and really nice. I hope that she was not caught in the supposed scoop. Also, have any of you dated Roxy? WSW, Redhair, 5'5", good conversation and excellent oral skills, about a 5-6 on the SW scale (4-5 real world).

Keep it safe

Camden

08-05-04, 20:52

11:30 - 12:30 PP/C is dead. LE & ULE everywhere. I gave up real quick.

Robux

08-05-04, 23:29

Eb,

What is the kink whe wants to work out by going to an adult establishment? If she doesn't like seeing other women dancing laciviously, how about the Apex movie palace? I second the Hustler Club suggestion.

As I'm NEVER EVEN MET BALTIMONGER because he's never deigned to grace us with his presence, I don't know what he'd look like dancing. As for PAland, seeing him prance around with Fool4Fishnet's fishnet stockings on his head looking like a, well, like a fool, was pretty damn entertaining, although I wouldn't say it was of the adult variety. (Imagine the legs of the stockings sticking out above each ear and it sort of looks like a fool's cap.)

If she's more of a private person, you might want to take her to an AMP. I've been to a few that had two tables in a room for couples. If not an AMP, there might be another massage establishment that would offer something adult enough for both of you.

Baltimonger,

She is your Heidi. She even has "Baltimonger" tattooed over her tail bone. You must have broken her heart.

Great minds must think alike because I've been shopping online for a button manufacturer to make up a couple hundred buttons saying something like:

ROBUX
If you're wearing this button
and you get picked up by Robux,
you'll get an extra $10 tip!

I just want to pass these out by the handfull to see how they move around the streets.

Incog,

The unofficial/casual/non-memorial Block non-event is Friday night at 10. You and all others are welcome. I'll PM you with the starting location since you asked. All others that are interested, PM me for the meeting place. No reason to alert the local constabulary to the location in an open forum.

Also, I had something very similar happen a couple of weeks ago. My Robux Sense said she was a SW, but she was only looking for a serious good time, which we had. I guess it's just tuned into women wanting sex, which isn't such a bad thing after all.

Robux

Jet

08-06-04, 00:28

I am freaking out...

Yesterday, I discovered a small group of whitish-liquidy blisters on my Johnson, plus a few small pimples. Holy crap, when I looked it up on the internet, I think it is Herpes. I am gonna call the doctor and try and get looked at tomorrow. I had a bbbj (earlier post) on Friday morning, and by Wednesday morning I have something on my Johnson I have never had before. It was either the bbbj or the previously discussed romp with my ultimate gfe, as those seem the most likely. I had been using condoms before that. I am more inclined to think it was the bbbj, but it could have been either. To make matters worse, my civilian g/f went down on me on Saturday night, and now I am extremely concerned that I may have passed it to her. She is very clean, so if she breaks out I am in trouble. She has been in Florida for a coupla days. I just talked to her tonight, and I didn't say anything (yet); I was waiting to see if she mentioned any outbreaks. She didn't. I am sure if she did have one, she would've said something, as she is not one to hold back. I hope to God she didn't catch anything. Secondly, I am praying that this is not Herpes, just something that looks similar. I am not hopeful, however, as it sure seems like Herpes.

Anybody know anything about these symptoms? I am really hoping someone will be able to tell me that it at least COULD BE something less permanent. Herpes is forever.

For the love of God, don't be like me, wear a condom.

Benchseats Rock

08-06-04, 00:45

Eb,

I'd go along with the Hustler Club idea.

Not to diminish Robux's comment, but the Apex (and the Earle too) are primarily hangouts for gay men. Women do occasionally go inside for impromptu gangbangs, and the ones that don't are generally surrounded by men who expect that they are. Not the most comfortable situation to be in, unless that's the sort of thing she is looking for.

A month ago there was a stabbing (murder) inside of the Apex that got no media coverage. Not a surprise, but it isn't nearly as safe as other places/venues that have been mentioned.

Stay Safe everyone.

BR

Robux

08-06-04, 01:17

Bench,

I've never been to the Apex, or heard about its gay orientation. I was part of a gangbang with a woman that used to go there with her husband and a camera. That's all I know.

Robux

Robux

08-06-04, 01:21

I just was wondering how I would explain myself if, at some time in the future when I'm taking a real date, or perhaps a client, or even family, to a place like TGIFriday's or Bennigan's, and our waitress has one of my ROBUX buttons on her suspenders as part of her flair...

Larry 56

08-06-04, 07:22

Hopefully Heidi is not Balti's SW. She been through the wringer. I like the way she answers everything "yuh". Is that an Amoral Park thing? Claims to live in Landsdowne with her pathetic BF. Balti can do better. Jessica still has a brain at last report.

Too quiet at CB Thursday night but plenty of mongers out. Why no reports?

Robux buttons!? Yeah! ;)

Sorry but I'm missing today's get together. I will make it to the next one.

Milk Maid still missing I assume??

Larry!

Squonk64

08-06-04, 09:13

I went mongering on Wednesday morning along the Clix loop. I arrived about 3:30 and there were lots of girls available. I cruised around the neighorhood for way longer than I should have. There was always somebody available, though the exact number varied at any given moment.

I eventually picked up a tall, skinny brunette named "Tammy," or some other name beginning with a "T". She was wearing a red top with white short-shorts. She looked much better at a distance than she did close up, but she recently showered and completed her exceptional BBBJTC with spit in under 5 minutes.

Muff Scout

08-06-04, 09:15

B'Monger,

She is YOUR Heidi dude. All both of you do is talk about each other. You guys are so sweating each other it is funny.

Hey Old Dog, you are not the monger I busted on Wednesday, are you:)

Glad it's Friday. May do some hunting tonite.

Safe hunting to all.

B'Monger, I will say hi to Heidi and blonde Kim for you if I see them:)

Muff Scout

Baltimonger

08-06-04, 17:02

Muff Scout,
That's your blonde Kim. Mine's over in Lansdowne. :)

Smiling Fox

08-06-04, 17:24

ROBUX I am surprised in your lack of charm and decorim.
Why would you end up at default resteraunts like fridays or benigans, or even a ruby tuesday. Be that as it may, the obvious presence of your waitress wearing your button could only add to your repution, as the lover and scoundral, that you must be. Your date would be impressed and your family will just smile. But under no circumstances are you to explain the button beyond,
"JUST A FAN CLUB"
If they really require an explination, then they will have to find out on there own, as if they couldn't imagine.

HEY HOW ABOUT MY OWN BUTTON,,,,,,,,
SMILING FOX
What a marvalous idea, we could all have our own buttons made,
the girls could wear them all, and we would know who is doing who, or is that whom. LOL

cya,
SF

Benchseats Rock

08-06-04, 20:56

Not going to be able to make it tonight.
On the other hand, if I get a chance to go out while y'all are in a bar at one time, I might actually find me a piece of tail that isn't worn out. Have fun.

Jim Neighbors

08-06-04, 21:39

Jet,

Check out the Philly AMP board for a discussion of herpes and how you get it, etc. There's probably a lot of info on the boards here, but I doubt that all of it is good credible 411. The best thing to do is see a doctor and they can take a culture and tell you pretty quickly the results.

I do know that the big H usually has a breakout within a week or a little more of transmission. And it's supposedly quite itchy and painful in the first outbreak. But I'm sure symptoms vary wildly, so again, do yourself a big favor and see a doctor immediately.

Good luck,

-JN

Slag Runner

08-06-04, 21:49

Robux - Bench

I hope I am not breaching the WSG Terms of Service by re-posting an earlier report, but it is on topic and responsive to the comments on the Apex Theater.

I posted the following comment on the Baltimore board back in April of 2003.

QUOTE.....

"I tried something a little out of the ordinary in late February that I have not seen mentioned in any earlier posts on Balto.

On a very cold weeknight I picked up a cute 30 year old by the name of Kelli at Lakewood and East Baltimore on the North side of the park. I did not have a room and as we talked I had the urge to move beyond the car date BJ. In a stroke of genius I drove down to Broadway and we went into the Apex Theater.

The place is dark as hell and the two elderly clerks working in the lobby charged me and let her in for free. Not a raised eyebrow or question as to our intentions.

We went into the theater, sat on the left side up against the wall and played around for about 30 minutes until Kelli got down to business. Great bbbj followed by her on my lap with a covered reverse cowgirl. There were three other dudes in the theater at the time. One came over by us and asked if he could join us. I said no, not now, and he moved away about 4 seats and watched. Never saw the clerks until we walked out and they were still behind the cage in the lobby.

After we were done I took her to her home and got her number. Have seen her once since in a downtown hotel and had a great full session. She has twin boys who stay with her x-husband two nights a week so she uses her evenings away from the kids to pick up some extra money. Claims not to do drugs. If she does, she is not the leather handed crack head or wired speed freak type. Pleasant, conversant, witty, intelligent."

SR