Massage Parlor Reports

**Joe Bujian** · 09-10-09 00:17

Originally Posted by Dooce

All,

I just stumbled upon this site, following a link from TER.

I've been hobbying in Boston/Metro West for a while, but always with escorts, not massage parlors.

Looks like there's a whole new set of vocab, and more importantly, new etiquitte and protocols for me to learn.

Is there a good guide for getting started?

If not, I have just a few questions...

Once I set up the appointment, how to I indicate my interest in a HE? How do I know if the masseuse is amenable?

I've read about tipping - but how exactly does that work? Do I tip beforehand? Before the message? During the massage but before the HE?

Can I ask for more than an HE? E.g., Russian, oral? How do I find what's on the menu?

Thanks in advance.

Regards!

Looks like none of the senior guys are going to chime in so I'll do my best.

Yes I think the rules are different than for escorts, although my only escort experience has been in China.

GENERAL THOUGHTS

1) Even though you are paying she is in charge.

2) None of the AMP providers are obliged to give you anything more than a massage, despite whatever they seem to be suggesting in ads.

3) Remember that these women come from a wide range of circumstances. Some are married with kids, some are housed by their mamasan and don't have any family life - and everything in between. Certainly none of them dreamed of being a provider when growing up in China.

4) Also remember that the AMP is not a restaurant. There is not really a "menu" in that sense, even though we like to talk about it that way.

All that being said, the providers are in it for the money and many are happy (or at least willing) to give extras for tips. So now on to some practical advise. So much depends on the individual provider it is hard to give a set of rules but I will try.

"RULES"

1) When to tip: I almost always prefer to tip at the end. Once or twice I have tipped earlier but found no real benefit. In my experience more that 50% of the time there is no discussion of actual tip amount upfront. But as with all things it really depends on the provider.

2) Negotiation: When the provider wants to negotiate the tip up front (like Susan at Fushen) then it is very easy to have a cordial dicussion about "how much for what". When the provider does not take the lead then you just have to try and pick up on her vibe. In those circumstances I never expect more that HE on the first visit.
3) How to get HE: One tip that has been offered in this forum before is to guide the provider's hand to your special place to put her at ease that you are not LE. That seems like good advise - although the one time I used it the provider turned out to be "no HE under any circumstances".

4) Roaming: just gently push the border to see what she is comfortable. Some will quite readily expose the goods once you show an interest. But don't overdo it. Some genuinely do not like to be mauled. Remember that multiple visits may be necessary before you gain access.

5) Oral and Russian: Don't know what to say. In my experience they were always intiated by the provider with no discussion of tip up front.

6) Full service: I never asked for it on the "first date". After a few visits with expanding selection of extras I have used the very straightforward approach "I really want to f*** you tonight". Of course said in a very nice and polite way. I have also had the provider initiate the suggestion as well: "I really want you to f*** me".
7) How much to tip: there has already been good advice on this forum. You should be able to find it with a bit of searching.

That's all I've got. As I read it over it does not seem that useful so take for what it is owrth. Appolagies to senior members for perhaps boring you with the obvious. And one more thing: this advise is only for the Mass AMPs - I think very little of it applies to the Rhode Island places where there is indeed a menu (although I have never visited myself).

Oh - and one more bit of advise: the senior members will be more inclined to give you advice one you start posing some of you experiences here.

**Member #4196** · 09-09-09 18:25

Saw a Grand Opening post today for TAO on Boston CL Therapeutic today.

Post looked extremely interesting for a new northshore opportunity.

Called and talked to the mamasan on the phone and sounded like a good option indeed.

Tried to book an afternoon appointment but the two therapists were booked until 5PM which was not in the cards for me.

Search CL using TAO and you will see it.

I am going in Danno, cover me. Hopefully in the next day or two.

If anyone has been in, let us know the 411.

CH

**Craven Head** · 09-09-09 14:58

Originally Posted by Bigbuzz

Called that number 6663 from the Phoenix and met an older Chinese lady. Got a massage and she played with the twins and junior while on all fours. I know prostrate massge is definately on the menu, but decided that I didn't want it, but she kept playing with the one eye teasing me to try it. She even showed me her red dildo that she was going to use. No Way. She knows what she is doing. Roaming was allowed about a 34B. Not much to look at but she did give me a decent hard massage. .6 for the massage and .4 for the HE. I will be back for more.

Her name is Ling. She is moving to South Boston next week.

Go ahead. Go for the prostate massage. She's gentle with it.

Save some $. Go for the half hour at .30 and give her a .20 tip.

**Natebost** · 09-09-09 14:31

I saw a CL ad the other day, one that I had seen pretty often. It was a nice looking body with no face and decided to give it a try.

It is on Colombus Ave, private apt all the way on the top floor. Was greeted by a late 30'sish red head with a laid back vibe. She seemed like she was right off the California beach. She has a lot of tattoos and one of my all time pet peeves....animals running around the apt. I think there was a dog and 2 cats or something like that.

Overall the massage was really nice, rates about a 7 or 8. Her body was really nice...she got fully undressed and a beautiful pussy. I couldnt resist after seeing it, she let me go down and play. I was suprised, because it isn't the usual move for me but it was great and she really loved it.

I guess it was actually a nice time minus her quirky attitude and all those animals. You get her life story and all the baggage with your hr session but it was actually pretty good overall. Her bod is really nice if you like biggish boobs and nice clean pussy with a lot of tats.

Worth a shot from what I have found out here.

It was .14 plus .4 tip

**Nightlife** · 09-09-09 14:15

Well said HappyDave

Originally Posted by HappyDave

If we did not want to try new things I would be saving money and only bang the wife. No matter how good a provider you find you are always looking for something different.

**Mini Man** · 09-09-09 14:13

I had such a nice time when i saw Alice last that i tried to rekindle the flame. I guess i expect consistency (i should know better).

Last time it was wonderful i dropped in on a Friday and she was nice and relaxed. while i was undressing she was very attentive and finally laid down on the table and let me dine at the "Y" for a long time before the massage. I left with the feeling that if i could afford it i would be there every day.

This time she was all business. The massage was better but the overall experience was just ok. She got interrupted with calls, she left for 15 minutes to attend to some guy that walked in and wanted a shower. I almost got dressed and left, but decided to stay. After the massage she teased for a short time and then the usual HE. I left with the feeling that maybe i wont be so anxious to return quickly. Maybe i expect too much.

**Griswold** · 09-09-09 13:56

Originally Posted by War Monger

She left a while ago. While not a looker, it was quite a value. Any leads?

Thanks

She is my favorite. I agree that she is far from eye candy, but she makes every moment enjoyable. I haven't been to see her in several months, but based on what I read on this board, I did a little investigating yesterday. I spoke with her on the phone, and she says she is still there, but her phone number has changed. Call the main Unique number. They should be able to get you her number. I also have it available off-list for experienced members.

**Bigbuzz** · 09-09-09 10:59

Called that number 6663 from the Phoenix and met an older Chinese lady. Got a massage and she played with the twins and junior while on all fours. I know prostrate massge is definately on the menu, but decided that I didn't want it, but she kept playing with the one eye teasing me to try it. She even showed me her red dildo that she was going to use. No Way. She knows what she is doing. Roaming was allowed about a 34B. Not much to look at but she did give me a decent hard massage. .6 for the massage and .4 for the HE. I will be back for more.

**Boston Ampfan** · 09-09-09 09:28

When I saw her for the first and decidedly last time, I was put off by her sliding cafeteria-plan fee schedule and her overall manner, but toward the end I had managed to let her tease me into reasonable lock and load status.... but when she emerged from that closet with the glove, I nearly lost it (not in a good way.) I let her have her way with Junior for five or six minutes, at which point my mind tricked me into imagining her standing there stroking me with a Brillo pad. This vision scared me and needless to say didn't do much for the cause at hand, so I called it quits.

Originally Posted by Moogaar1

I saw her when she practiced in Waltham and she was without a doubt one of the WORST providers I've ever seen. Avoid her unless you want to pay for the "pleasure" of rubber gloves.

**HappyDave** · 09-09-09 07:16

Originally Posted by Joe Bujian

Why do we keep trying new places instead of sticking with the sure things?

If we did not want to try new things I would be saving money and only bang the wife. No matter how good a provider you find you are always looking for something different.

**Dan Wesson** · 09-09-09 07:02

Because until we see an all 10's review, nirvana may be just one new place away.
Thanks for the intel.

Originally Posted by Joe Bujian

Why do we keep trying new places instead of sticking with the sure things?

**Ezdrift** · 09-08-09 23:01

I had the urge today, but rather than go with what I know (WW, J), I went to a new place based on a posting on CL. Season Spa posts in the thera section of CL. The temptation for new and fresh was too strong. So here goes:

The last four digits are 0323. Easy enough to make an appointment. One phone call got me in for an appointment. Typical Asian-type spa, very plain inside with two ladies, mid 20s to early 30s waiting for customers. Both were not unattractive, but not beauties, but it did not really matter.

I was led to the room (with a door, what a concept...) and got ready. I laid down without cover (non present) and hoped for the best. The massage was like many others. She asked hard, medium or soft and I said hard. The massage was OK, not great. She worked the muscles, got the knots out, but no real flow that the real good practitioners have. While working the back there was no teasing at all. On the flip, she kept the good bits covered and worked around. Again, no teasing, no sensuality at all. I knew the answer, but asked anyway and she said no. So, I was out .6, got an OK massage and know not to go back.

**Joe Bujian** · 09-08-09 22:48

Originally Posted by Mmaddmann

I just saw "Lulu" there this week- she may be new. About 30, quiet, nice, average looks, a decent massage. Standard happy ending.

She used unscented oil which was nice; I had to ask for a second hot towel for cleanup though.

Driving by saw a new girl so dropped into Lavender again. It was indeed LuLu. Same experience as yours, except the teasing started very early so cannot comment too much on the massage. I rate the tease as above average. Through no fault of hers I did not actually get an ending. I had already had a very draining session at FY earlier in the day. LuLu was actually about to get me off very nicely but I held back trying to draw it out. And then could not come through due, I think, to the earlier activities. But she really di try very hard. Perhaps she is not as experienced as some girls because she did not reach for the prostrate at all. I may try her again because I kind of liked her. Not quite sure why. One more thing. She put strict limits on roaming. But I suspect she might relax that with some repeat visits. Or not.

**Joe Bujian** · 09-08-09 21:38

Why do we keep trying new places instead of sticking with the sure things? Beats me (no pun intended). In this case, I guess I just wanted to TOFTT. So I dropped into Eastern Massage (Arlington) on opening day. The provider was very pleasant, 30-ish, and above average in appearance. The massage was medium and not the very best but not bad. It showed lots of promise because she gave a lot of attention to the groin area even when I was face down. She used a a technique I have never experienced before where she bent my leg at the knee and then pulled it way out to the side. Sort of frog like. It gave her great access all around the groin. Alas she skillfully managed to avoid all contact with the good stuff although I was plenty aroused. On the flip I did not bother to press her for more. I think the answer would have been no and she seemed mighty nervous that I might ask her, making a quick exit when time was up. So to sum up: a nice pleasant girl, decent massage, arousing but not fullfillling. Probably will not return (although she dropped a couple hints like "try an hour next time" and "I am getting another girl soon" (implying that perhaps more will be on the menu? ). Anyway, if I wanted a sensual massage with no happy ending I would go see Cindy on Broadway in Arlington who is a super nice (and nice looking) girl. Plus the decor and cleanliness of her place is tops.

Total damage $50 + $20 tip for 45 minutes. P. S.. Several of you guys called during the massage to make appointments. Fortunately you did not interrupt anything important! Will be interested to know if anyone gets better mileage.

**Moogaar1** · 09-08-09 18:18

I saw her when she practiced in Waltham and she was without a doubt one of the WORST providers I've ever seen. Avoid her unless you want to pay for the "pleasure" of rubber gloves.

Originally Posted by Natebost

I saw her a while ago in a professional bldg. In Watertown Square. She told me that she was from NY and was pleasant enough. The massage was the worst thin I ever experianced and lasted 20 minutes and only because I was telling her not to stop.

On the flip, I went for the same package. When she came out wearing the gloves, I almost lost it. I started laughing uncontrolably (sic? ) and told her I was all set. I explained that she was going to tear me apart! She kind of laughed and after a while agreed to take off the gloves. It was one of the worst experianced I ever had. She even said next time we could do more. I wonder what she would use for a BJ!.