Massage Parlor Reports

**Nighthawk55** · 08-25-09 08:57

Originally Posted by AmonRa

I don't mean to throw any bad mojo, or look a gift horse in the mouth, but does anyone have any insight as to why the Chicago Spa scene has taken off? It was about 5 years ago when the closest spa was in Lombard.

What in the world are you talking about? There were spas in Chicago 5 years ago. Were there as many? No... but you never had to drive out to Lombard.

There are more spas because demand has increased. Nothing more, nothing less.

**Friendofjill** · 08-25-09 06:21

And after a better search I found the info I was looking for, thanks as always to my fellow mongers. Still, the extra-explicit ad under household services seems strange. It makes me think it might be someone messing with her, copying her ad and adding to it for some malicious reason.

**Friendofjill** · 08-25-09 05:54

Here's an odd ad. First of all, it was under household services, which is to say, it was pretty misplaced. Second, advertising "FS available" seems more direct than it should be. The same ad runs in the therapeutic section, but without mention of "nude" or "FS". I did a couple of searches here, found no mentions. Any thoughts?

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/hss/1335610769.html

-ONLY FOR YOU,PRIVATE HUGE HOT TUB/LOTS OF JETS -
(UP TO15 MINUTES) FREE SHOWER

-ONE HOUR BODY MASSAGE-
FROM ASIAN FEMALE LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPIST/INCLUDES HOT TOWEL

$50 EXTRA FOR THERAPIST TO JOIN YOU FULLY NUDE IN THE HOT TUB AND GIVE YOU NUDE MASSAGE AFTERWARDS
FS AVAILABLE PRICES VARY

MENTION AD FOR SPECIAL, ENDS 8PM . /visit us at our website @ http://massageandhairmaster.com/

**Perdip** · 08-24-09 17:49

Originally Posted by AmonRa

Hello Everyone,

I don't mean to throw any bad mojo, or look a gift horse in the mouth, but does anyone have any insight as to why the Chicago Spa scene has taken off? It was about 5 years ago when the closest spa was in Lombard. Did the Mayor get the Asian itch in Beijing? It is hard for me to visit any of the other spas, since Mercy is less than a block from my Loop office, but I think I will try and take the Red Line to Clark and see what I can get for $50/hour massage as a lunch time treat tomorrow.

I hope everyone is having a nice summer.

AmonRa

Given Chicago's penchant for over-regulating and making everything less efficient and expensive than need be, the only thing I can think of is that because AMPs are expensive relative to what you get.

I mean $70 door fee (essentially for a 30 minute massage) and another $40 for her to use her hands to make you happy? That's a whole lotta money for a half hours worth of VERY limited fun. It's kinda like when I bid projects to GC's I can tell you it's ALOT more expensive to build or do anything in Chi-town than in Houston, Dallas, St. Louis, etc.

If $50 would get you a rub and tug at an AMP, the local gov. would be shutting all of 'em down for being too cost effective and efficient. It would make our elected officials look bad.

**AmonRa** · 08-24-09 16:43

Hello Everyone,

I don't mean to throw any bad mojo, or look a gift horse in the mouth, but does anyone have any insight as to why the Chicago Spa scene has taken off? It was about 5 years ago when the closest spa was in Lombard. Did the Mayor get the Asian itch in Beijing? It is hard for me to visit any of the other spas, since Mercy is less than a block from my Loop office, but I think I will try and take the Red Line to Clark and see what I can get for $50/hour massage as a lunch time treat tomorrow.

I hope everyone is having a nice summer.

AmonRa

**IcedOut** · 08-24-09 15:44

Originally Posted by Dee Mac

I believe what the gentleman is trying to say is that he has become aware of a spa at Milwaukee and Oakdale that is too close to where his family lives for him to be able to enjoy the services of their therapists comfortably. But, while partaking in a few brews at a bar across the street from said spa the gentelman believes he saw some ladies of Ukranian and/or Polish decent who are believed to be therapusts from the spa, relaxing after a days work by getting hammered on Vodka. That is what I gleened from that particular post, ymmv

Well played sir. I might have to check that out.

**Skonsk** · 08-24-09 13:57

This is my lisa numbering system so far

lisa #1 - senina - could write a book about her over the past few years
lisa #2 - relax - no longer there
lisa #3 - yellow rose - no longer there
lisa #4 - elegant - chubby not that much fun
lisa #5 - alice in chinatown mall - can be fun
lisa #6 - mercy fire station - lots of fun
lisa #7 - Xindy - nothing special - only tried once - took her out of the selection because of her name
lisa #8 - superior - expensive - beautiful and very accommodating

this doesnt count a non-oriental lisa that used to give bjs at your show of shows many yarns ago

**Chimonger** · 08-24-09 11:08

Any ever been? on North near Wells.

Just saw it driving by last night and was curious since it's close to me.

Thanks fellas

**Dee Mac** · 08-23-09 15:27

Originally Posted by IcedOut

Can someone tell me what this post says?

I believe what the gentleman is trying to say is that he has become aware of a spa at Milwaukee and Oakdale that is too close to where his family lives for him to be able to enjoy the services of their therapists comfortably. But, while partaking in a few brews at a bar across the street from said spa the gentelman believes he saw some ladies of Ukranian and/or Polish decent who are believed to be therapusts from the spa, relaxing after a days work by getting hammered on Vodka. That is what I gleened from that particular post, ymmv

**Raoul Duke** · 08-23-09 14:55

Originally Posted by IcedOut

Can someone tell me what this post says?

That's a job for Otis Campbell to interpret.

**HappyGardener** · 08-23-09 14:37

Im not sure if this has been posted or not. I have been driving by and it has looked all closed up. No open sign, blinds pulled, stc. Saw this tidbit of info online: "Alderman Schulter is pleased to announce that a business establishment conducting illegal activity has been closed and fined. Alderman Schulter requested that Sheriff Tom Dart investigate Victoria Spa on the 1900 block of W. Lawrence after hearing reports of questionable activity. Based on the Sheriff Dart's investigation, the business has been closed and a stringent fine has been issued."

So there you go

**Dangerously** · 08-23-09 00:21

Originally Posted by Steven Lynn

Dreamed I visited Carribean Spa last month.
The spa is clean, afterwards, I saw the provider change all the towels and sheets in the room while I got dressed and freshened up.
.....

Overall, a rememberable visit.
.6 at the door, .5 for extras

I agree that the spa is clean.

I forget my therapist's name, unfortunately, it was not Lei Lei.
The TS was clinical and the massage was not very skilled. I still enjoyed it, because the incompentency made it almost a comical experience.

She was friendly enough, and did her deed on the flip, but with little enthusiasm and none of the enhanced technical skills that some Asian providers in our area so thoroughly master. YMMV.

A nice touch was that the TS took place in a steam room.

**IcedOut** · 08-22-09 18:23

Originally Posted by Thencame Brnsn

Had a few brews across from the blikin lights. Too close too my fam too partake but I think some ukie/pol girls may have downed a few vodkas after work. HMMMMM?

Can someone tell me what this post says?

**Northside Jim** · 08-22-09 16:03

Just thought I'd offer a little tip that I've gotten some mileage out of at AMPs. After I have negotiated my price for whatever extras I want, I'll offer her $5 or $10 over that for "extra good service." I know it sounds kind of weird but I've gotten some good results. It seems to make them want to go the extra mile to give good service. I know money is tight & service should always be great, but I think it's worth it. Remember,"a happy worker is a good worker."

Good luck!

**Thencame Brnsn** · 08-22-09 00:03

Had a few brews across from the blikin lights. Too close too my fam too partake but I think some ukie/pol girls may have downed a few vodkas after work. HMMMMM?