Massage Parlor Reports

**Bromad1972** · 07-20-26 00:07

Stoped by on Wednesday 7/15 around 4 pm and had the pick of the litter. Nana was there and I always ask Mimi what her name is and then pick somebody else. Out pops Uni after I ask for a lineup and she appears to be be kind of cute (I always leave my glasses in the car) and new and off we go. Pretty standard. Took a decent pounding in cg, mish and BBBJ were in there. Nice small boobs that felt like bags. She also has what looks like Mr. Miyagi's first bonsai tree tattoo on her stomach. Decent ride for a hard 40 or soft 65 yo tiny Asian lady. Have to try Mimi one of these days and see if she really is so eager to please.

**DonutHole90** · 07-19-26 22:17

Originally Posted by Captgol [View Original Post]

I've had some success minimizing interruptions by going in near closing time. Its nice and quiet when leaving as well. Got me thinking. Are there any places that will let you in after hours? Either early or late? I'd imagine one would have to build a relationship first. Do any spots offer that?

Tokyo is open very late, 4 PM-7 AM. Other than that, if you build a solid relationship with Bobo or some of the others who own their own shop they might do this.

**OldScavenger** · 07-19-26 22:17

Originally Posted by Captgol [View Original Post]

I've had some success minimizing interruptions by going in near closing time. Its nice and quiet when leaving as well. Got me thinking. Are there any places that will let you in after hours? Either early or late? I'd imagine one would have to build a relationship first. Do any spots offer that?

Yes sir, you are correct, build a relationship and doors can open (or rather close) for you.

Empirically speaking, most ladies can easily be ready before posted opening time, and same after closing.

Different 'feel' when both the 'Open' and 'Massage' signs are turned off. I've been there several times both early and late, even spent the entire night.

**Captgol** · 07-19-26 21:53

I've had some success minimizing interruptions by going in near closing time. Its nice and quiet when leaving as well. Got me thinking. Are there any places that will let you in after hours? Either early or late? I'd imagine one would have to build a relationship first. Do any spots offer that?

**SapFlapClap** · 07-19-26 15:46

Originally Posted by SirRubAlot [View Original Post]

Did you catch the name of the Korean lady?

I didn't, sorry. Very friendly with a tat right on the top of her left side chest.

**Bromad1972** · 07-19-26 15:14

Originally Posted by SlickMex [View Original Post]

I tried to send a DM on a couple of occasions but your inbox is full. I am interested in the location.

After this post, it seems a little ill-timed but I would imagine Dana is still interested in building a roster of respectful clients.

TIA.

Totalynimaolrororiate and I am down to help. You can DM me and I will be sure to show them proper etiquette and kindness.

**SirRubAlot** · 07-19-26 12:18

Originally Posted by SapFlapClap [View Original Post]

Was in the Shelb area this week, so chose to check out the two spots there. First was the one right on the main strip. Walked in and DANG this momma was fine. Late 38's / early 40's but looked younger. Excellent set of twins, great English, very polite and friendly. We lightly chatted the entire time. She just got in this week and another girl should be there by now. Massage was medium pressure and felt excellent. Super cute face and lips. She hinted at extras, but was my first leg so did not partake.

Then stopped by the place next to Kroger. Walked in and it smelled like a freshly opened can of sardines. I almost walked out right there. It was very dark in there so I made sure to hang by the door and make her walk to me so I could see her in the light. Was not my jam! Thin, no curves, teeth not so great. I passed.

Hiked back to the loop to see what I could find. Stopped by Hannah near Madison. Cuteish girl answered. Nice twins up top with a little tattoo. A little on the thicker side. Massage was great. We also chatted for a good amount. She's from Korea. She hinted at extras but I did not partake. Didn't get a look at the other girl.

Did you catch the name of the Korean lady?

**Noble509** · 07-19-26 10:00

Not sure if anyone else got a taste of the Unicorn at muffler this week. She was Chinese / malaysian American and spoke fluent English. Said she would only be here for a couple of days. Great body as she did many sports in college. I couldn't believe it. Her price was a bit more expensive than I usually spend at AMP but absolutely worth it. Could not believe how healthy and toned she was. She did say she would return eventually so If she does I'll make sure to post a review sooner. I must have caught her on the last day as I tried to see her again this week and she was gone. Was anyone else here lucky enough to see her?

**Noble509** · 07-19-26 09:48

Noticed the sign was off but I still decided to stop by. The door opened and an older lady offered to massage. I had never seen her before so I decided to ask to see the other one. She came out and was real cute. The bad started in the room. She wanted a total of 250 and kept naming upgrades. This is absurd. She did not deserve that much so I got up and decided to walk away. As soon as I did this she wanted me to sit and lowered her prices like crazy. I was not interested anymore and decided to walk away to muffler shop.

**SirRubAlot** · 07-19-26 07:49

Originally Posted by Cocknee [View Original Post]

Sasa,

Korean, mid 40's, nice B's, no arse. Great little spinner. She must be barely 5 ft with no fat of visible baby damage. Fairly attractive IMO.

Total damage for HR was $$.

Fantastic massage. Probably up there in my top 10. Every part of my body got deep tissue style. Which is my preference. Very strong little woman for her size. Never left the room other than the 1st time to tell the others that she was busy.

Everything covered. But boy did she worship the flagpole. Did the whole tease nuru thing and managed to get me at full staff without using her hands. On came cover, worship began. She was acting like it was the last penis she will probably ever see again. Amazing little tease / act on her behalf. Did standing mish, sideway mish and then tucked her legs up near her shoulders up on the bed for the final stretch.

She is extremely tight, clean shaved and used very little lube on pre-game. Stayed wet the whole time. Played with herself at times. Mainly up top and a couple of times down low.

I initially thought she was acting a little, so I kicked it into 4th gear up on top and she wasn't acting by then. Let me know I made her come for first time in a long time. Who knows how much bullshit was in that. But she definitely had the old shaky leg when I lifted her up.

She is small and light and you can pick her up with ease. She can also take it like a champ. Money well spent, especially if Irene and Yaya are busy across the street. Didn't get a glimpse of the others, but heard two different voices arguing over the bell outside of the room.

Would repeat. YMMV.

Great review. Any idea how long she may be there?

**SirRubAlot** · 07-19-26 07:14

Originally Posted by SlickMex [View Original Post]

I tried to send a DM on a couple of occasions but your inbox is full. I am interested in the location.

After this post, it seems a little ill-timed but I would imagine Dana is still interested in building a roster of respectful clients.

TIA.

Inbox cleared and info sent.

**SirRubAlot** · 07-19-26 07:11

Been waiting for the traffic to clear out at Firehouse so I could finally visit Luna, since she's more my style.

Got a text from her saying the coast was clear, so I made the short drive over. I pulled into the empty lot and, right on cue, another guy slid in directly behind me. He jumped out of his car and practically sprinted up the hill to beat me to the door.

Go get 'them, champ! Some of you guys are ridiculous. 😂.

No big deal. I assumed he was there for Lina. Nope. A minute later, Luna texted me, "I'm so sorry!" and asked whether I'd like to see her sister instead.

Sure. It had been a while. I saw Lena back at National before she became famous, so I wasn't exactly disappointed. Wasn't what I planned, but I guess it was my lucky day.

Same activities available that have already been mentioned several times here, so there's no need to repeat all the details.

It was also nice seeing the stadium parking lot somewhat empty. I had to listen to the line-jumper next door getting his money's worth with Luna during the first half-hour of my massage, but there were no other interruptions during the visit.

**SlickMex** · 07-18-26 22:11

Originally Posted by SirRubAlot [View Original Post]

Dana has informed me that Coco has decided to return to Chicago at the end of the month. Apparently she's had a few bad experiences, hopefully from local walk-ins and not the seniors from here. Some D-bags can't handle a good thing. Dana is making plans to replace with similar talent. Pay her a visit before she's gone. Hopefully we can change her mind if we show her we aren't all assholes.

I tried to send a DM on a couple of occasions but your inbox is full. I am interested in the location.

After this post, it seems a little ill-timed but I would imagine Dana is still interested in building a roster of respectful clients.

TIA.

**BPecker** · 07-18-26 22:06

Treat the girls special, show respect, compliment them, they are part of the hobby. The differences in the girls is part of the fun. They have a tough job, and have bad days too.

Enjoy the hobby.

**Pabllini54** · 07-18-26 20:44

Originally Posted by Simpson23 [View Original Post]

Small group of dirt clods ruin it for everybody.

Today I bravely entered the Ming Spa and asked for Coco. I will not get into details here as LEO sometimes watches but needless to say we old timers should tar and feather any clods who offend her or Dana her colleague. If you are Senior member please DM me for details.