Escort Reports

**PromasterFun86** · 04-20-26 10:59

https://candy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...ampa/205875516

Any of yall ass lovers tried this one out yet? I reached out to her this morning, but I think I might be too late. I'm not a big BBW guy at all but if it's proportionate and hips and cheeks are the main piece of meat, I'm all in.

Her onlyfans says she's based out of tampa but I've never seen her in the threads.

**TTY954** · 04-20-26 08:19

Originally Posted by CleanGuy42 [View Original Post]

With the recent reviews on the board, my lawn guy told me about his visit with the Canadian MILF.

He's been craving a Publix type Blonde MILF you just gawk at under your breath. He imagined her having a great DD rack and worked out. He texts her to meet and she replies quickly but it turns ditzy like and she tries to be a weird funny just how others have mentioned. He also waited long outside for her to get ready.

He gets to the room and if disappointed in her looks. She's 5'11 or taller and has some 80's blonde style slick backed hairstyle bummer. Her body reminds him of his Tia Isabella. She has skinny arms skinny legs and all the fat rests in the belly and tit regions. Her ass is also non existent. She did mention going out to eat after his visit to feed her pudge.

In the room she wants to start with a massage. She thinks she's a masseuse but gives the most garbage like massage others have mentioned. She pinches your body and uses too much force. She then had the nerve to call out of our fellow mongers saying the doctor said he needs to lose 50 pounds but she thinks it's 100 (deeply sorry for whoever this is she has no right).

Some small talk continued and he realized she's quite wealthy and is only doing this for "fun". He's wondering why doesn't she just go on Tinder get a drink with Brad and have him come back to to the hotel to blow her brains out. The truth is Brad probably doesn't want to be an inch next to her. So she'll stick to us and not be into it!

After the massage my lawn guy got a BBBJ did some Missionary. She kept asking when he was going to cum and to be careful she wants it nowhere near her face! He finished on her tits. Post nut clarity quickly told him he should've used the money to buy his Home Depot cashier crush Maria flowers and taken her on a date.

Within minutes of my review I had to block her (haha like she blocked me!) She was on her way to lunch immediately after my session too.

**JahStoney** · 04-20-26 07:37

Can I get some more details about this Chinese group you are referring too? I'd like to fill them up with my duck sauce. LOL.

**PromasterFun86** · 04-20-26 07:30

Originally Posted by Tbsclover53 [View Original Post]

Pretty sure she is in Maryland now. Let us know if she is in Tampa though because I would be interested.

I underestimated my free time on Friday, my routes do not go near the airport so that would just be the opposite direction. I had an event to do this weekend that I had to prepare for when I got off work Friday, wasn't able to reach out, but it still says airport. I might have some free time Tuesday or Wednesday, but I will be going for someone this week if she isn't available, review will follow.

**Cards8** · 04-20-26 06:09

The links can tell you what's on her menu. If you're not sure, reach out to her.

Originally Posted by FeedEmNutz [View Original Post]

What's on the menu other than her pricetag?

**FeedEmNutz** · 04-19-26 20:46

Originally Posted by Cards8 [View Original Post]

I'm seeing this Cutie before she departs in a couple of days. She's up for more company, so feel free to reach out to her. 150/250/350.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/206002399

https://tryst.link/escort/diamond92

What's on the menu other than her pricetag?

**Cards8** · 04-19-26 19:55

I'm seeing this Cutie before she departs in a couple of days. She's up for more company, so feel free to reach out to her. 150/250/350.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/206002399

https://tryst.link/escort/diamond92

**Smitty Qbert** · 04-19-26 16:06

Originally Posted by FeedEmNutz [View Original Post]

A bit on the quirky side, but she's a game day performer and its incredible what she can do with her mouth. Word is she filled out while out of state, but unless she's plus a buck and change I like your chances of leaving happier than you walked in with this one. If anyone makes contact before I do please sound off.

https://secrethostess.com/11507467

The link shows a 404 error. Can you repost please.

**Smitty Qbert** · 04-19-26 16:05

Originally Posted by FeedEmNutz [View Original Post]

I've got a few PMs regarding Rose. She's a little slimmy with a fat ass and perky tits. You'll enjoy what's on the menu.

Have fun.

For those of you interested, I posted a recent review in the UTR section.

**Czip11** · 04-19-26 15:31

Anyone seen this one?

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/8136900896/1

**FeedEmNutz** · 04-19-26 14:16

A bit on the quirky side, but she's a game day performer and its incredible what she can do with her mouth. Word is she filled out while out of state, but unless she's plus a buck and change I like your chances of leaving happier than you walked in with this one. If anyone makes contact before I do please sound off.

https://secrethostess.com/11507467

**Andry** · 04-19-26 13:12

Not sure but She sometimes goes out of town so it could be. She's well reviewed in the LV forum.

Originally Posted by CantThinkOf1 [View Original Post]

Is that the famous pepsi that was in LA in K-Town?

**FeedEmNutz** · 04-19-26 11:13

Originally Posted by FeedEmNutz [View Original Post]

You can find her on the west side of the 813 over near the 77 zero liquor store. Pin code 2 five 15 for expedited service. Incall is over in the Busch Gardens area.

Google Rose on STG to see if she has an updated ad for more info.

I've got a few PMs regarding Rose. She's a little slimmy with a fat ass and perky tits. You'll enjoy what's on the menu.

Have fun.

**CantThinkOf1** · 04-19-26 09:16

Originally Posted by Andry [View Original Post]

You can find it in Las Vegas, BBFS and cip. Look for pepsi.

If you find one here let us know please LOL. Good luck.

Is that the famous pepsi that was in LA in K-Town?

**CleanGuy42** · 04-18-26 22:31

With the recent reviews on the board, my lawn guy told me about his visit with the Canadian MILF.

He's been craving a Publix type Blonde MILF you just gawk at under your breath. He imagined her having a great DD rack and worked out. He texts her to meet and she replies quickly but it turns ditzy like and she tries to be a weird funny just how others have mentioned. He also waited long outside for her to get ready.

He gets to the room and if disappointed in her looks. She's 5'11 or taller and has some 80's blonde style slick backed hairstyle bummer. Her body reminds him of his Tia Isabella. She has skinny arms skinny legs and all the fat rests in the belly and tit regions. Her ass is also non existent. She did mention going out to eat after his visit to feed her pudge.

In the room she wants to start with a massage. She thinks she's a masseuse but gives the most garbage like massage others have mentioned. She pinches your body and uses too much force. She then had the nerve to call out of our fellow mongers saying the doctor said he needs to lose 50 pounds but she thinks it's 100 (deeply sorry for whoever this is she has no right).

Some small talk continued and he realized she's quite wealthy and is only doing this for "fun". He's wondering why doesn't she just go on Tinder get a drink with Brad and have him come back to to the hotel to blow her brains out. The truth is Brad probably doesn't want to be an inch next to her. So she'll stick to us and not be into it!

After the massage my lawn guy got a BBBJ did some Missionary. She kept asking when he was going to cum and to be careful she wants it nowhere near her face! He finished on her tits. Post nut clarity quickly told him he should've used the money to buy his Home Depot cashier crush Maria flowers and taken her on a date.