Massage Parlor Reports

[GoaThillBilly]

Best has Elly, Kelly (I'm sure that won't be confusing at all) and Sarah.

Shanghai has Chloe, Mimi and Nancy.

Thanks. Any of them have natural breasts and / or seem to really love DATY?

[Shogun Hua]

Just had my third session with Chloe. Not much kissing. The session is fairly average for a Shanghai / Best experience. In my book, this is still a great session. Chloe is just really attractive to me. I don't think she even had make up on this time. Probably early 20's. Very pretty, 8.5 face. MM C's. Very slender. Nice black hair, lower back length.
Long tattoo down her spine.

Best has Elly, Kelly (I'm sure that won't be confusing at all) and Sarah.

Shanghai has Chloe, Mimi and Nancy.

[KitWalker1967]

Earlier this month RM had what was the first review for Xanadu Massage in years. A few of you fine gentlemen were cool enough to let me know what the review said, since I gave up on RM awhile ago. Since it was an okay review, I put it on my list for the next time I'm down south. Fuck that though because Peet0115 did me a solid and passed along this horrible RM review some guy posted last Saturday. What a mess. Actually wanted $190 for head:

*Although this parlor has had a bad reputation for playing up-selling games, I'd heard rumors about a possible change of ownership / different management style. So I decided to give this place a chance. Walked in and was happy to be greeted a cute girl in white lingerie that showed off her twins nicely. She pulled me into a room and asked how long, so I told her I wanted an hour. I gave her $80 because I only had $20's and thought she'd figure out a decent tip was coming. She asked me to wait, because she had another customer. She came back 10 minutes later and that's when everything went downhill. First thing she said was "Can only do 30 minutes" while making the HE hand motion like she wanted to get right to it. I told her I wanted a little massage first and to see where things went. While she gave me a very lame massage, my hands roamed a bit. When I asked to see her tits, she nodded over at the $60 I left out and said "need more money. " I smiled and said "I already gave you $80 and I can't even look at your tits for $140? She rolled her eyes and pulled her nice squishy man-mades out. Then my roaming hands discovered she wasn't wearing panties under her lingerie. Rubbed just a little enough to feel a landing strip before she angled her body away and said, "need more money. " Then she grabbed the oil and started jerking me off. I was annoyed at this point, so nothing was happening downstairs if you know what I mean. Asked her how much more for a blowjob and she replied "you give $50 more. " I laughed and decided it was time to leave. I gently pushed her hand off my cock and stood up. She stood silently by the massage table with a confused look on her face while I got dressed, put her tip back in my wallet and walked out. I don't know who other guys have enjoyed here, but Xixi practiced the rushed, up-selling behavior this parlor is known for.

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Comments: rainydayplayer: 04.11 2026 - Glad you walked out!

[LonelyMan718]

Be safe fellas.

You may have observed increased police activity in the downtown Bothell area this afternoon.

Today, after extensive work by Bothell Detectives, Patrol, and our Community Crime Reduction Team, multiple search warrants were served at five massage parlors suspected of permitting prostitution on their premises. These businesses had been the subject of ongoing community concerns, which we took seriously.

Bothell Fire partnered on today's operation and identified significant safety concerns at all five locations. As a result, each location was flagged and closed due to Fire Code violations.

Multiple individuals were contacted during the operation. Detectives worked to identify and investigate each person to determine their role—whether they were patrons, employees, or individuals who may be in need of support or services.

Investigations of this nature can, at times, reveal a nexus to human trafficking. When indicators of trafficking or exploitation are identified, our priority extends beyond enforcement—we work to connect individuals with appropriate resources, advocacy, and support services to help ensure their safety and well-being.

We appreciate the community's continued partnership in reporting concerns and helping us keep Bothell safe.

[Bfm66]

Monkey see Monkey do, once one area cracks down others will follow. S Everett a lot closer to those area's than and Everett, big difference!

These busts are so ridiculous, it is the world's oldest profession, inside, behind closed doors and as much as the puritans may want it, they will never eradicate it. Would they rather have a dozen, half naked skanks standing in traffic waving at cars like on Aurora?

[Tasman63]

Don't imagine too much. Bothell, Mill Creek, Kenmore etc have always been unwelcoming. Everett more laissez-faire.

Monkey see Monkey do, once one area cracks down others will follow. S Everett a lot closer to those area's than and Everett, big difference!

[Gibs789]

Keep your eyes open, I've noticed more police activity in the S Everett locations. IE: Best, a lot of healthcare adjacent so can only imagine the complaints, saw MMS pulled the sign in!

Don't imagine too much. Bothell, Mill Creek, Kenmore etc have always been unwelcoming. Everett more laissez-faire.

[Tasman63]

Missed Eve last week so had to try again before the month end. Joey being in Burien, it's hard for me to try new girls when my ATFs are here.

Elly greeted me and led me to the second room. When Eve walked in. Honestly, she looked better in person than the picture that mms sent me.

Her face 9. Her tits mm b 8. Her ass flat 7, the whole body 8. 5. Unfortunately, the chemistry was more like 6. 5.

Her personality was very bubbly. Loved that. Our sex wasn't all that. I wanted to eat her out because her kitty with small batch of hair looked yummy but didn't let me stay down there too long. No 69 either. Her BBBJ was a bit toothy but sexy as hell with plenty of eye contact.

After failing spending enough time at her kitty, we moved onto mosh, doggy, cg and back to mosh. Her reaction was a little bit over the top for me, locker to PSE than GFE.

Don't get me wrong. She is hot and fun. It's just that how we play each other and fuck might be a bit different. Every girl comes in different box, and Eve and mine didn't match but sure as hell she will be matched with many many others.

I got to meet Nancy and Elly and they both looked stunning.

I'm on the fence with trying any other new girls as they all look hot (Shanghai, best and BJ. Haven't been in Barisa in ages) but also having one more week in Seattle before my business trip, not sure what to do! So many good choices this month!

Eve was that hidden gem that nobody was talking about. MMS asked for reviews and fortunately or unfortunately she became popular and with the popularity came the rushed service!

[Tasman63]

Just an FYI.

Per KOMO News, BOTHELL, Wash. Police in Bothell served multiple search warrants Tuesday at five massage parlors suspected of allowing prostitution, following what officials described as extensive investigative work and community concerns.

The businesses had been under scrutiny after ongoing complaints from the community, police said.

Be safe and Be careful.

Keep your eyes open, I've noticed more police activity in the S Everett locations. IE: Best, a lot of healthcare adjacent so can only imagine the complaints, saw MMS pulled the sign in!

[GoaThillBilly]

I stopped in here two weeks ago when I drove to another spot and realized I'd already been there. Maybe a clue I do this too much. I don't know. Anyway, I was met by Linda I think. Auntie in her early 40's, nice slim figure, natural firm b cups, 7 face, 8 body I'd say. I stated an hour, got undressed face down. Massage was OK, more erotic than most. What I loved was her massive attention to ass and balls. Damn. On the flip she started rubbing my asshole with a lubed up finger while jacking me off. I told her to slide it in which she did excitedly. I kept this going the entire time until I busted. I was in heaven. She told me she'd eat it also but we never got there. She cleaned me up and wanted me to go again but I had to go to a meeting. I'll definitely repeat. $$.

I am considering giving her a go but if you paid $$, then she would not be happy with my offer. $.5 max and that's still too much IMHO. Unless I misunderstood your post?

[Gibs789]

Great session last night with Sarah at Best. She's been well described before: about 5'3", slender but shapely, perky Bs with pencil erasers, and a really lovely face and beautiful smile. She greeted me with that beautiful smile then did some amazing gentle soft kissing, which was incredibly sexy. I usually skip massage but as I've been doing an unusual amount of manual labor the last couple weeks I assented to her suggestion to start face down. She began with some nice deep tissue work on my back, then after a few minutes she paused, and a moment later I got this incredible shock when I started hearing this bubbly sound and I felt hot water and suction on my back, and for a moment it flashed into my mind like a nightmare that maybe KrDoggy had finally snapped and gone rogue and had snuck into my room from next door to do his patented water trick! PTSD must be like this. But fortunately my fears were unfounded, and it really was Sarah and it felt very nice, as did the rest of the massage, which ended with some sensual TUMA. After the flip she basically sucked on everything that seemed to stand out from the bodily surface and ask for attention, then she rotated around for some 69, which was really wonderful. Every few minutes she sort of leaned back to adjust herself into the perfect sweet shot to attain blast off, and blast she did several times. Eventually she asked if it was time to play plant the pickle, so I dutifully responded, and all I can say is wow, super tight with excellent squeeze. I don't think I've ever had a provider who could do a squeeze-relax-squeeze cycle so quickly--more than once per second--and keep it up for like a minute. Truly impressive work! I came within just a whisker of coming, but alas, the cover trumps all else, but it was amazing nevertheless. Afterwards I checked her wifi for her and the connection was excellent and we finished in fine fashion with her working on my antenna. All in all another fantastic GFE type session, and I've got to say also I'm on a real roll with Kegel queens lately. Maybe word has gotten out among the providers that the way to a man's heart is via Kegels. Sure hope so. Highly recommend.

[Strong1954]

Just an FYI.

Per KOMO News, BOTHELL, Wash. — Police in Bothell served multiple search warrants Tuesday at five massage parlors suspected of allowing prostitution, following what officials described as extensive investigative work and community concerns.

The businesses had been under scrutiny after ongoing complaints from the community, police said.

Be safe and Be careful.

[ChuteRigger]

Any hot Asian Cougars? Especially for BBFS.

They remind me of my moms friends that I akways want to fuck.

Pinkie at Airport is a pretty hot auntie. Her head game is amazing. While I don't know if she does BB, I didn't even notice that she slipped the cover on when doing BBBJ. She also has natural teardrop shaped B's.

[FlyingGolfball]

Missed Eve last week so had to try again before the month end. Joey being in Burien, it's hard for me to try new girls when my ATFs are here.

Elly greeted me and led me to the second room. When Eve walked in. Honestly, she looked better in person than the picture that mms sent me.

Her face 9. Her tits mm b 8. Her ass flat 7, the whole body 8. 5. Unfortunately, the chemistry was more like 6. 5.

Her personality was very bubbly. Loved that. Our sex wasn't all that. I wanted to eat her out because her kitty with small batch of hair looked yummy but didn't let me stay down there too long. No 69 either. Her BBBJ was a bit toothy but sexy as hell with plenty of eye contact.

After failing spending enough time at her kitty, we moved onto mosh, doggy, cg and back to mosh. Her reaction was a little bit over the top for me, locker to PSE than GFE.

Don't get me wrong. She is hot and fun. It's just that how we play each other and fuck might be a bit different. Every girl comes in different box, and Eve and mine didn't match but sure as hell she will be matched with many many others.

I got to meet Nancy and Elly and they both looked stunning.

I'm on the fence with trying any other new girls as they all look hot (Shanghai, best and BJ. Haven't been in Barisa in ages) but also having one more week in Seattle before my business trip, not sure what to do! So many good choices this month!

[Shogun Hua]

Had a spectacular time with Eve tonight at Shanghai. She stated she is 26 and Chinese.

She is taller then most of the girls at Shanghai. Maybe 5'8, and slender. Long legs and a beautiful smile. Seductive eyes.

I can safely say she is in my top five all time for Shanghai / Best.

I would strongly recommend. 10/10.

Eve is moving to a shop down south, starts Wednesday evening at Brisa.