Massage Parlor Reports

[FlyingGolfball]

After some frustrating events up north, I had to pay a visit to one of my ATF, Joey.

This would be my 3rd visit to SBBBJ stores this week.

Got to meet the Viet girl Lisa. She looked really pretty and she might be my next visit.

Was told Bella and Amber gone. Too and because I liked Bella and wanted to try her. So 2 girls at the shop at the moment but the store was quiet this morning.

Had another amazing session Joey, made her cum 4 times according to her. We laughed and cried from having so much fun.

She said usually the morning time is less busy so pay them a visit while they are still here and fresh. Wonder if they will bring girl #3 soon because the shop could get busy with only two girls.

[WhyNot96]

I've been visiting JM regularly in the recent months, and have had a great time with pretty much every visit, but not today.

I was curious about Hello Kitty after MMS sent me pics of the new girls last week, but based on other recommendations on the board I made an appointment with Eva. I always schedule early in the day, in hopes that the girls are still full of energy. That didn't make any difference today.

Everything was rushed with Eva. There was no warm greeting, and no kissing at all during the entire encounter. Got a brief and pointless massage while we waited for the shower to be available. And then the table shower involved very little contact. Never got on top for a proper slide, instead stood by the side of the table and gave some brief sideways rubbing with her tits, which aren't even that big so this didn't feel like much. She did some ass licking which is alright with me but almost pointless if there is not simultaneous shaft work. Didn't do much for me.

She finally brought me into the room and engaged in very tedious foreplay before offering brief but satisfactory work with her mouth. Straddled me and made me lick her asshole which I don't particularly enjoy either but whatever, it as clean and fine. She finally got on top for RCG, which lasted maybe a minute before she asked me to give her standing mish. This lasted 2 or 3 more minutes before she asked me to stop so she could finish with her hands. No mouth contact, just hands, and she gave up on this pretty quickly too, asking me to rub myself. Sorry, I'm not showing up to finish myself off, I can do that at home.

She tried again with her hands briefly once more after realizing I clearly wasn't getting the job done, and then finally asked if I wanted to see another girl. We still had at least 20 minutes left on my time. I coughed up some more bills to finish with Allison, who I'd seen around the shop and was curious about. Great eye contact and enthusiasm, great body, and felt perfectly tight. I enjoyed my brief time with her and had a satisfying finish. After she gave me a pretty strong massage to cool down which was appreciated. She loves to crack joints and do pressure point work, which I enjoyed. I can't complain about Allison at all but I would have been better off just seeing her for my entire session instead of having to cough up almost double my normal donation for a visit.

I know YMMV can happen, but this just felt like a total waste. Especially having two incredible sessions with Jenny recently. I might have to take a break from JM for a bit. Almost wondered if I should let the MMS know about the poor experience, but not sure if it would be wanted or appreciated. Does any one have experience with offering constructive criticism? I kinda wish I could be offered a discount or something on another visit since I shelled out so much today.

If a session is real unsatisfactory I usually let the mms / booker know after the session and then leave a review here. Most shops, especially JM, welcome the feedback and are quick to change things if a particular girl is just not cutting it. Has never effected my ability to book future appointments and none of these shops have gone under or stopped bringing in top talent because folks gave honest feedback. Now that's not to say you should complain about every little thing to the shops but for the rough sessions feel free to share!

[JonnyWongCong]

Anyone in particular at Lucky Star for the table shower fun?

I haven't had the table shower experience. I've never spent more than $$ at an AMP. If table shower is included, are people paying more, or is that just part of the experience?

If you want all the slip and slide, preview BBBJ and tuma, why not try JM out? All girls there offer that for 200 all inclusive!

Let me know how it goes.

[SeawaHobbyist]

I've been visiting JM regularly in the recent months, and have had a great time with pretty much every visit, but not today.

I was curious about Hello Kitty after MMS sent me pics of the new girls last week, but based on other recommendations on the board I made an appointment with Eva. I always schedule early in the day, in hopes that the girls are still full of energy. That didn't make any difference today.

Everything was rushed with Eva. There was no warm greeting, and no kissing at all during the entire encounter. Got a brief and pointless massage while we waited for the shower to be available. And then the table shower involved very little contact. Never got on top for a proper slide, instead stood by the side of the table and gave some brief sideways rubbing with her tits, which aren't even that big so this didn't feel like much. She did some ass licking which is alright with me but almost pointless if there is not simultaneous shaft work. Didn't do much for me.

She finally brought me into the room and engaged in very tedious foreplay before offering brief but satisfactory work with her mouth. Straddled me and made me lick her asshole which I don't particularly enjoy either but whatever, it as clean and fine. She finally got on top for RCG, which lasted maybe a minute before she asked me to give her standing mish. This lasted 2 or 3 more minutes before she asked me to stop so she could finish with her hands. No mouth contact, just hands, and she gave up on this pretty quickly too, asking me to rub myself. Sorry, I'm not showing up to finish myself off, I can do that at home.

She tried again with her hands briefly once more after realizing I clearly wasn't getting the job done, and then finally asked if I wanted to see another girl. We still had at least 20 minutes left on my time. I coughed up some more bills to finish with Allison, who I'd seen around the shop and was curious about. Great eye contact and enthusiasm, great body, and felt perfectly tight. I enjoyed my brief time with her and had a satisfying finish. After she gave me a pretty strong massage to cool down which was appreciated. She loves to crack joints and do pressure point work, which I enjoyed. I can't complain about Allison at all but I would have been better off just seeing her for my entire session instead of having to cough up almost double my normal donation for a visit.

I know YMMV can happen, but this just felt like a total waste. Especially having two incredible sessions with Jenny recently. I might have to take a break from JM for a bit. Almost wondered if I should let the MMS know about the poor experience, but not sure if it would be wanted or appreciated. Does any one have experience with offering constructive criticism? I kinda wish I could be offered a discount or something on another visit since I shelled out so much today.

[Shogun Hua]

I haven't had the table shower experience. I've never spent more than $$ at an AMP. If table shower is included, are people paying more, or is that just part of the experience?

I'd recommend trying it once. Total relax in Shoreline, near the Costco used to do it for free but they would charge $200-260 for an hour. It's kind of like Nuru massage on the porn sites.

Reya is awesome, loves taking it.

Reya and Tina, I believe

[Ss8988]

Is ok.

Terrible parking.

Big girls.

Wouldn't repeat.

Must be new, is this an FS location?

[KrDoggy]

Angela texted me last night and I told her I would come see her this weekend with lighter traffic. She said "No, I miss, you come tomorrow first thing. " Well I am a sucker when they ask, and she is booked solid making serious coin, and having constant sex, I was flattered she even wanted me around. So I showed up about 9:15 smooched Angela hello, she was in her famous yoga gear. She popped out to get ready and I got undressed in the room. Soon Angela came back completely naked, she may have the best body in the history of the area, and I'd say about 85% of my interactions with her have been with her wearing not a stitch. She is extremely comfortable in her skin. We are old friends now and chit chatted freely.

I start her off on the table face down and I gave her a massage. I do this because the girls like it and because it allows me to inspect and worship their bodies. And there is plenty to worship here, delicious long legs, a latina ass, massive beautiful breasts, lovely face with a cute turned up nose, and permed curly locks. I dislike number ratings but she is a dead solid 10. I gave her a slow rubdown (she loved it) , she knows me and already had warm and cold water ready and after I finished the massage I buried my face between those awesome ass cheeks and gave her starfish and kitty a warm water bath. Nice moans ensued.

Flipped her over and we did long DFK and I kissed all over her neck, truly a reunion of friends. Moved to those cans and Angela happily talked to me as I licked, Finally started DATY and DATO. Last time with her I let myself get over excited (all too easy with this one), this time stayed slow and gentle, did warm and cold water and got rewarded with a nice pop. She asked to rest and said she wanted to suck me too so we could both enjoy. Angela one of those (Sophia another) that once they get the first O may just start machine gunning them. Very sexual girl, she (mostly) likes the work.

69 was great, Angela has incredible oral skills, Candy walked in as I was eating Angela, I said no to two girls but got several kisses from Candy and she plopped her boob on my face, she looked great but I was focused on my legend. Finally ready for reentry and first Angela got on her knees and gently blew me then got up on the table sideways for standing mish, she gave me lots of verbal encouragement, flipped for standing K9, what an incredible view! I was feeling great but wanted more, she got on top of me for CG and ACG, almost shouting now, finally went to doggy on the table, she got another O there and needed a 30 second breather, then we finished me up with mish and face up prone. Angela claimed that was our best session and that she had 5 orgasms, I'm dubious but two seemed pretty real and I appreciate she wanted me to know she was having fun.

I expected to be trundled off with how busy Angela is, but she said she wanted to massage me, and I'll be damned we've never gotten to that before but she does excellent massage! We finished with a nice shower together with more kissing and some laughs. I mentioned that I sometimes write reviews online and was surprised to hear that Angela reads USG and got another in a long line of scoldings about "seeing too many girls", I always want to compare sex lives with these girls no need to argue.

I'm humbled that Angela likes me to spend time with her, because she is no doubt a true legend.

She is also a complete sweetheart, treat her well guys because she reciprocates.

Thanks baby.

[KrDoggy]

Reya is awesome, loves taking it.

Anyone in particular at Lucky Star for the table shower fun?

I haven't had the table shower experience. I've never spent more than $$ at an AMP. If table shower is included, are people paying more, or is that just part of the experience?

[JohnG01]

Lucky star used to be a lame visit, it is now a fun one for sure, lots of TUMA and all kinda awesome table shower fun.

Anyone in particular at Lucky Star for the table shower fun?

I haven't had the table shower experience. I've never spent more than $$ at an AMP. If table shower is included, are people paying more, or is that just part of the experience?

[Padrote425]

Is ok.

Terrible parking.

Big girls.

Wouldn't repeat.

[ScotchYoke]

Would it make more sense to have the Seattle one renamed to king county, Everett to Snohomish county, Tacoma to Pierce? I don't know, I think it's fine the way it is. I just do a search if I need to find something about a specific girl or spa.

I remember many years ago, people didn't even use the Everett one, they put Lynnwood and the few Everett reviews all into Seattle.

If it's divided by counties, then all Federal Way reports would then need to go in the King County section, and the Pierce county would fade into oblivion. Not a huge deal, but I would compare that to say on tna and here where Vancouver is listed in Washington, but is for all geographical and convenience purposes, much more accessible to Portland which is in Oregon. Another example on this board is Kansas City Kansas, and Kansas City Missouri-more or less same metro area but put in 2 different states' forums.

There is one example, Quad Cities, 2 cities in Illinois, and 2 in Iowa, but there is a specific forum form quad cities in the Iowa forum and not the Illinois forum, which makes sense to keep all of the reports from that metro area in one place.

So the question becomes, do we establish threads based on geographic boundaries, or what makes sense as a metropolitan area? On this board at least, the answer is "yes. ".

Just my $0. 02.

[KrDoggy]

She keeps getting better. Another monger said her BJ feels like the first time you ever got head and I agree.

She pops for me very consistently in DATY and CG and ACG are intense. Once we go to doggy I am a goner, Slim body great tiits, sweet little tush, loves to sing, incredible DFK, she is just luscious.

I'll keep coming back.

[DoubleJay]

I had a late night hankering for some attention and reached out to MMS about the lineup. She messaged me a photo of Alison after I asked about latinas- She piqued my interest.

I showed up on time and still had to wait for a bit- Alison came in and told me 10 minutes.

When I got in the room, we squared away the paper and she got started on massage. She is way more a MILF than her photo reflects, I'd say mid 30's / nice tits / BBL which I've never seen in person before- but was fine with. They always seem a bit strange to me.

Massage. I didn't know how much I needed a good stretching and popping of my joints, she really worked me over and I enjoyed it- she finished by compressing my feet back with a big pop from my feet felt great.

I flipped over and she began with some better than average BBBJ, good eye contact and a wet mouth- no DT. She was a little.

Sensitive to anything besides licks and sucks on her tits and ass but nonetheless she was decent and into getting it.

She turned around and put that shaved kitty in my face. And a nice looking spider button- and began to take me in her mouth again. I loved the view and the taste of her so much I asked if she liked "Beso negro" (dato) ? I think she thought I wanted her to eat mine but I clarified and tongue fucked her brown star- she dug it and so did I.

After that, hat on Jimmy and off to some CG AND RCG / great to see her ride with some nice deep breaths and moans. I put her on her back and started talking a little dirty in Spanish and she replied with "si papi" That shit is so hot when a Colombian girl calls you papi.

BTW- no dfk during this session, LOL at best but I tried to get her to kiss deep. It's not her thing-.

She asked me to finish and I told her I wanted to on her- basically negotiated to go all over her neck / tits so she got down and I was fortunate to watch in the mirror and above her while I gave her the mother load- she squealed a bit and said "hay bombero!" I guess I had enough to put out a fire.

Alison was sweet and I would again, I did feel a little fleeced on the expectation vs reality- pic is at lease 8 years old but is def her.

I guess it comes with the territory- I don't hobby around much and I've never made a review, but if pressed I'd go.

At it again with her. She is super chill and it's nice to be casual with some one before they blow you and take a hot shot of yours all.

Over and laugh about it.

I did get a quick hi from Eva telling me to come by for a China girl as she flashed her ass at me.

Maybe next time considering she may take a CIM, but I might choke her firing shots like I do.

BTW- is it weird for anyone when you go back to your car and make eye contact with an obvious monger waiting to go in? I thought it would be but maybe I saw one of you guy before. If I do again I'll snap a salute and it can be our community signal.

[Shogun Hua]

Would it make more sense to have the Seattle one renamed to king county, Everett to Snohomish county, Tacoma to Pierce? I don't know, I think it's fine the way it is. I just do a search if I need to find something about a specific girl or spa.

I remember many years ago, people didn't even use the Everett one, they put Lynnwood and the few Everett reviews all into Seattle.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Mods delete this if it is not allowed, I'm posting it here because it seems that the bulk of posts from these areas are all AMP reports.

I'm not sure what has to be done, but to the mod seeing this, could yall, if you've the power, create a Renton board? Or maybe even more practical, a Renton / Kent / Auburn board? Just an old monger spitballing some ideas.

Hell even edit this board like the Tacoma one is with fed way? Seattle / Bellevue / Renton.

I dunno. Each one of those 3 probably could amass enough posts for their own boards.

Reason I bring this up is that I posted my previous post and almost deleted it thinking I was in the wrong board only to remember Seattle board has posts from everywhere else grouped into it.