Massage Parlor Reports

[KrDoggy]

MMS at JM nice enough to arrange that I be the first customer in town for Hello Kitty.

She is medium height, has dark hair with blonde highlights on the ends. C or D MMs up top, and a really nice small booty with slender but muscular legs. Slight mom tummy, very slight.

When she first opened the door I thought it was MMS because they look very alike. That is a good thing. Very cute.

I went with the table shower, I usually skip it at JM, but wanted to do it to talk about the service. Saw Jenny there and she gave me a goodbye kiss. Hello Kitty was great with the TS, DFK st start, she set up for TUMA but I waved her off, the cat bath and BBBJ was very nice, and the soaped up HK was very fetching.

Back in the room I started my "system" - massaged her first, finishing the massage and starting sex play with warm water applied to that really nice ass and kitty. I had her pretty happy by that point, flipped her over and started DFK again, then the rack, she is already moaning, and then started DATY. She was quite responsive. We switched around and she went after my unit, very good BBBJ, then moved to 69. All great.

Go time and she put on the cover, we started with standing mish, then standing K9, then K9 on the table, and then mish again and finally face up prone for the finale. HK was happy and enthusiastic throughout. Love getting in that (relatively) fresh snatch.

She is at JM all month, good friend of Chanel's I hear, and just a sweet girl.

[GeniusCasanova]

Anyone have feedback on Eva and Kitty from JM? Thanks!

I've only met Hello Kitty in her past visits, and she's a winner. She was my introductory visit to JM and I've been a loyal member since then. Highly recommended.

[Yamaha2000]

Anyone have feedback on Eva and Kitty from JM? Thanks!

[Supermanamp]

New girl Candy has arrived at Q massage. She's beautiful with "C" cup knockers and is a winner. I had a duo with her and Angela back in Orlando so I would definitely recommend to try her out. Monger on!

[Supermanamp]

It's truly all about chemistry and I suppose we just didn't have it. Nothing against all the good reviews but I always offer my honest to goodness experiences in my reviews. That's what the guide is all about.

Definitely a YMMV or she must have been tired and out of energy. We forget that these girls get banged multiple times a day everyday (average 5-10 times / day) so don't expect the best out of them all the time unless they really like you which goes back to your experience might vary. During my session with her in December, she sucked the life out of me during 69 ala Vivi style and just went wild sucking me off for the longest time, and she gave me a hard pounding in ACG and RCG with a BBBJCIM finale. She was awesome, and I would definitely recommend her. Monger on!

[AmpedUp3]

Went to Brisa last week and greeted by Bella, she was tall, kind of BBW body, a bit tummy, nature B cup. Face 3. 5/5, body 4/5, attitude 5/5, service 4.5/5 GFE.

She started with a very good massage. Good pressure with strong hands all around, even my feet. I think she must get some professional training for that.

After flipping, she did some good BBBJ, no teethy, and BLS, then 69.

Then the main course coming. She ride on me with CG and ACG, her box was tight, good lube. Then we changed to Doggy. I pound the butts a while then finished. Some time left she gave me some more head massage. I got my full hour.

Bella has great attitude, aim to please, no rush, good massage.

[PPeterson1]

Anyone know where the Angela From Shanghai is now? She used to come with Alyssa and Iris.

[GeniusCasanova]

I guess YMMV rules the roost. That does not sound like a typical Joey session at all. I think even Hailey got worn down at times, but Joey's enthusiasm and energy are even more what makes her stand apart. Had to have caught her at a bad time, not saying you should repeat (I wouldn't) but just saying not typical, but all the other reviews should make that clear.

I feel better about you turning Irene into a purring sex kitten now LOL.

It's truly all about chemistry and I suppose we just didn't have it. Nothing against all the good reviews but I always offer my honest to goodness experiences in my reviews. That's what the guide is all about.

[Gagnely476]

Went to check out the rotation after some drinks. I was greeted by Jojo at the door. She looked to be mid 20's, petite build, small frame, with natural B cups. She also had a tattoo on her abs. She led me to the room and I handed her the house fee and donations.

Started with the cleaning and rinse. She had a fun energy to her and we were vibing pretty well. Definitely was down to w / e except DT and anal. The massage was pretty short I honestly flipped my self since I was ready for the main course. Started with some teasing on the dragon on the came on the cover. She sucked it well and I was pretty hard at this point. She got on top and did the cowgirl. Sucked and grabbed those titties as she bounced up and down. Got off the table and started banging her holding her up in the air. Finally ended it with me k9 in her from behind.

Afterwards cleaned me up and did some dfk and chilled for a bit. Good GFE vibe. Will be back to try other the other talents.

[KrDoggy]

I guess YMMV rules the roost. That does not sound like a typical Joey session at all. I think even Hailey got worn down at times, but Joey's enthusiasm and energy are even more what makes her stand apart. Had to have caught her at a bad time, not saying you should repeat (I wouldn't) but just saying not typical, but all the other reviews should make that clear.

I feel better about you turning Irene into a purring sex kitten now LOL.

I heard Joey was back and I had not had a chance to ever see her, so I booked an appointment ahead of time. She's so many people's ATF so I needed to see for myself. Upon arrival, the pretty Amber greeted me at the door. Ambers got a very pretty face and has a long, slender body. Built for modeling. Anyway, I let her know I had an appointment and I was sent to the waiting room.

Joey came to get me maybe 10 minutes later, and I thought she was cute. A little on the shorter side, and hwp. Not a spinner, but not thicc. Maybe like Roxanne with slightly larger boobs. She asked me how long and I was looking for an hour so we handled the paperwork and she left for a while. I don't know if she was tired or what but this slow, unenthusiastic vibe kind of echoed throughout the rest of the session. You'll see why as I go on. I got dressed and laid down face up. When she arrived, she gave me a little "wow" and laugh as she saw me pretty much fully hard but she told me to turn over and she'll give massage then service. She did a 4/10 massage, eventually taking off the dress and rubbing her boobs on me. A short cat-bath was had, which was very pleasant. She cleaned my nethers and gave me the ol TUMA which she's very skilled at. However, no reach around / under but that is okay.

On the flip, she went straight for junior. I typically like to start and end and have a lot of LFK / DFK, but it was pretty sparse for the whole session. She is very good at BBBJ, don't get me wrong. She can take it all the way down to the balls. I told her I wanted to dine, and she complied. However, she did check her phone quite often while I was down there. No grabbing my hair, no "oh yes baby like that" or encouragement. It was a little off-putting. We then 69'd. No surprises here. She's good on her end, unresponsive to me but did her work skillfully. I told her I wanted her and cover on and we're in standing mish. (No BBFS for me, so idk if it's on the table, as I had heard it was and asked). Again, standing mish is one of my favorites for the view, and she has a decent body, but the lack of reactions were kind of making me want to finish and go. So I flipped her around for standing k9, and finished in the bag. No finishing BBBJ or anything. Man, Hailey is just on another level.

Cleanup, a little talking but no cuddling and no wind-down massage. Overall, 5/10 session, with a cute girl. It just seemed very unenthusiastic. I would probably not repeat.

[GeniusCasanova]

I heard Joey was back and I had not had a chance to ever see her, so I booked an appointment ahead of time. She's so many people's ATF so I needed to see for myself. Upon arrival, the pretty Amber greeted me at the door. Ambers got a very pretty face and has a long, slender body. Built for modeling. Anyway, I let her know I had an appointment and I was sent to the waiting room.

Joey came to get me maybe 10 minutes later, and I thought she was cute. A little on the shorter side, and hwp. Not a spinner, but not thicc. Maybe like Roxanne with slightly larger boobs. She asked me how long and I was looking for an hour so we handled the paperwork and she left for a while. I don't know if she was tired or what but this slow, unenthusiastic vibe kind of echoed throughout the rest of the session. You'll see why as I go on. I got dressed and laid down face up. When she arrived, she gave me a little "wow" and laugh as she saw me pretty much fully hard but she told me to turn over and she'll give massage then service. She did a 4/10 massage, eventually taking off the dress and rubbing her boobs on me. A short cat-bath was had, which was very pleasant. She cleaned my nethers and gave me the ol TUMA which she's very skilled at. However, no reach around / under but that is okay.

On the flip, she went straight for junior. I typically like to start and end and have a lot of LFK / DFK, but it was pretty sparse for the whole session. She is very good at BBBJ, don't get me wrong. She can take it all the way down to the balls. I told her I wanted to dine, and she complied. However, she did check her phone quite often while I was down there. No grabbing my hair, no "oh yes baby like that" or encouragement. It was a little off-putting. We then 69'd. No surprises here. She's good on her end, unresponsive to me but did her work skillfully. I told her I wanted her and cover on and we're in standing mish. (No BBFS for me, so idk if it's on the table, as I had heard it was and asked). Again, standing mish is one of my favorites for the view, and she has a decent body, but the lack of reactions were kind of making me want to finish and go. So I flipped her around for standing k9, and finished in the bag. No finishing BBBJ or anything. Man, Hailey is just on another level.

Cleanup, a little talking but no cuddling and no wind-down massage. Overall, 5/10 session, with a cute girl. It just seemed very unenthusiastic. I would probably not repeat.

[Supermanamp]

Just curious but are you bragging that your bloviating for Angela everywhere she went chased a great girl in Jasmine away? Not sure why that would be something to praise.

Dude, not bragging about anything just pointing the fact that Angela is very popular. Jasmine is a big girl and left because she wanted. It's not Angela's fault that guys want to see her more than Jasmine. I'm sad Jasmine left because she's a Superstar herself, and I didn't get a chance to see her this time around. Monger on!

[FootyFanatic14]

The funny thing is that they worked together back in October for 2 weeks and everything was fine. However, Angela's stardom and loyal fans has dramatically increased since then due to her phenomenal service and her amazing reviews written by someone who has also massed a lot of followers. I wonder who that is? Hahaha. Jasmine is beautiful and sexy as fuck and truly enjoys banging. So too bad she left early and couldn't handle working with Angela's fame. Hopefully the new girl is a winner. Monger on!

Just curious but are you bragging that your bloviating for Angela everywhere she went chased a great girl in Jasmine away? Not sure why that would be something to praise.

[Panchito33]

The funny thing is that they worked together back in October for 2 weeks and everything was fine. However, Angela's stardom and loyal fans has dramatically increased since then due to her phenomenal service and her amazing reviews written by someone who has also massed a lot of followers. I wonder who that is? Hahaha. Jasmine is beautiful and sexy as fuck and truly enjoys banging. So too bad she left early and couldn't handle working with Angela's fame. Hopefully the new girl is a winner. Monger on!

I've heard both sides of the story from both Angela and Jasmine. Somewhere in the middle lies the truth. I'm a big fan of both, but since I wasn't there, I won't speculate as to why Jasmine left early. Lucky for me, I work in LA most of the month and will be spending a lot of time at her new spot. Next month, Angela will be working Vegas, where I live, surely I will go broke. Just about the worst thing coming out of this is that if you never experienced a threesome with these two ladies, you missed out on a fucking awesome experience.

[DrillHoleBB]

Damn that's too bad jasmine is gone so soon. Angela is the goat though, full package but jasmine is still awesome on her own. Lucky had a great duo with them, still remember jasmine was stroking jr with both of her hands trying to get jr pop, it was very hot watching a hot Asian spinner working so hard to get that pop LOL. Is she still in Seattle?

She text me work in LA now for a month and back to Seattle next month.