Massage Parlor Reports

[Trappin1719]

This post reads disturbing on many levels and I don't mean the services provided. You need a new approach man. This is gross.

I sorta see what you mean. The vibe you want with these ladies is one of collaboration and team work rather than taking a more dogmatic approach as if they are your servant. He may not have been doing that but his writings have that feel. Once you establish collaboration then you can progress to more dominant or submissive activities based on what the lady prefers and is cool with.

[Gibs789]

So what's more important to me are the patterns of reviews or certain keywords I like. For instance, if barely any reviews mention a bubbly attitude, kissing, etc. , I likely won't match well, but if many do, there's a better chance though not guaranteed. To me service is king, I don't care how hot someone is. I'll take a mid girl with amazing service over a stunner who just starfishes.

Great description of a productive interpretive approach for the reviews. Well done.

[Kjunwing]

I had a bad experience with one of the girls at shanghai a month or two ago and she had nothing but great reviews. It happens.

She was smoking hot for sure. I was like, "Bummer it won't be her" because I got the vibe immediately that she found me repulsive. I figured she might get the old mamasan to come take care of me and tbh I probably would've had a better time. I am not super picky. I'd rather a super fun time with a solid 5 lady than a total dud with a level 9 stunner.

Once I got in the room and got ready, I was watching the tablet with the security cams and saw one dude leave, and then she was just outside the door arguing with someone on the phone. Probably bitching that she had to be the one to service me.

I don't get down that way much so I don't frequent any places really. There's nothing solid up Skagit and north from there unless you want to cross the border. Probably will be a while before I try something new unless I get rock solid intel before hitting them up.

I have a few UTR providers I normally go to but the only problem with them is timing. None of them have any time management skills and I had to keep on a time schedule with no room for time wasting shenanigans. I figured Shanghai would be a decent bet but I lost the dice roll on that one. I love Asian women so I've always enjoyed AMPs through the years and never really had a bad experience with them.

I'm heading for a trip to SEA in a few months, so that is my light at the end of my mongering tunnel. .

[Kjunwing]

Stopped by an hour before close to try Summer and it was busy. 3-4 cars in the parking lot. I met her briefly one time after I saw Winnie.

She's 5'4, nice natural Cs, pretty face. Late 20's, clean shaved pussy, nice ass.

Started off with a nice massage, DFK, long BBBJ, 69, acg, rcg (made her cum and the sheets were wet), mish, doggy, ended in standing mish.

Very positive experience. She made we feel welcomed and didn't rush me. After the main event, we kissed and cuddled and she tried to get me to go another round haha.

Face 8.5/10 Body 8/10 Service 8.5/10. She asked me what I liked and try to make me happy. Didn't feel mechanical. YMMV.

[HelloThar]

Great providers make everyone feel good, but those are rare. When its it clear the girl is not into it I just want to get the fuck out, this looks bad for the girl so it sometime changes their attitude but its usually too late. I intensely dislike being somewhere I am not wanted, and hate arguing or negotiating when I am supposed to be having fun. But for an occasional monger its a big waste of time and money to cut things short, most of us just try to get that nut busted and move on, but my chances of popping are pretty low when I feel the girl does not want to be there.

I passed this original review to MMS and she said "adjustments will be made. "

I've had cases even where if a session goes that poorly, I'd rather not even bust and save it for someone who deserves it.

Bit petty, but I could just jerk off if that was the only end goal.

Also, if a girl has had a bad experience prior to seeing you, sometimes there's nothing you can do to change her attitude no matter how nice you are.

[KrDoggy]

But I am friends with many and with several MMSs, that makes me a WK to some, I could care less.

As I mentioned before, I've run into a few girls where it was clear immediately they are not into me, it sucks. Often a girl that made a bad career choice.

There are plenty of others around that should make you happy.

She didn't mind it, it was ticklish and made her squirm and she kept giggling. If she didn't mind me doing it, I wouldn't force her. She didn't want to do any other positions and I didn't make her. She was repulsed way before I touched her feet LOL.

Good to know there's WK's for the AMP scene too LOL.

[Freaky360]

I had a similar reaction, she may have been repulsed by actions more than looks. I'm guessing check ahead on the foot stuff, although most might not mind.

She didn't mind it, it was ticklish and made her squirm and she kept giggling. If she didn't mind me doing it, I wouldn't force her. She didn't want to do any other positions and I didn't make her. She was repulsed way before I touched her feet LOL.

Good to know there's WK's for the AMP scene too LOL.

[Vator2]

On my way home from up north I decided to stop half way and visits Best.

Greeted and escorted to a room, watching the TV's lots of traffic.

Judy came in and greeted me, grabbed my hand and took me too a different room.

She is hott nice C's and a very sweet bubble butt. Little girl, skinny ish.

A couple kisses and clothes came off. She did some cleaning and checking my equipment.

Then a very nice BBBJ, I had to stop her so I could taste her, and CFS began.

Judy likes it alittle rough and hard and fast.

Finished clean up and then a very nice massage.

[KrDoggy]

I had a similar reaction, she may have been repulsed by actions more than looks. I'm guessing check ahead on the foot stuff, although most might not mind.

This post reads disturbing on many levels and I don't mean the services provided. You need a new approach man. This is gross.

[Thefourtwo5]

I decided to go in blind for my first time. The gal that greeted me was super pretty. I couldn't understand most of what she was saying so her English was limited with a thick and heavy accent. She asked if I had an appointment and I replied no. I couldn't hear her name for the life of me between her mumbling it with such a heavy accent.

She said 10 minutes then, put me in the waiting booth. Same gal came back, brought me into the room and said get ready. A few minutes later, she comes back in and gets to work with the worst massage with zero effort. No sense in wasting time with that then, so my hands start roaming, lift the skirt and see her kitty. Very sexy, huge thigh gap and I pull her into my face. She pops off with the "Oh baby" talk but it's so stale and scripted with zero effort being made.

She comes around the table, gets to cleaning everything and starts in on my dong. Basically just flicking her tongue around the head and quick licks up and down, after a bit, I told her to actually suck it. She does and again, it's just her going through the motions. No changing speed, rhythm, or use of her hands. After a few seconds of that, she jumps up to put the rubber on, and I tell her she needs to slow down and start putting some effort into it.

She hops into 69 and it's good. Clean kitty below a tight balloon knot. After another few minutes she again tries to get the rubber on. I say no, and get her on her knees for some slow and easy face fucking. She is annoyed and obviously wants to just get me to pop and get it over with because she keeps saying to fuck her now.

I let her put the rubber on and she lays on her back. The pussy is ok, not tight, but not super loose. She's giving the worst fake moans and "fuck me baby" diatribe. She literally is telling me to cum already and it's not even been 15 minutes into the ordeal. Her boobs are nice, I can't tell if real or not, they were pretty soft and seemed natural and I didn't see any scars. She does not want to kiss at all and I have to repeatedly ask her to actually kiss me full on. The irony is, she had me use mouthwash before hand, yet her breath was stale and not good. I told her she needs to use some mouthwash and she was visibly irked.

I start licking her feet and toes and she starts moaning legit and is squirming all over. She does have the sexiest feet, I will give her that. Perfectly manicured, extremely soft and perfectly proportioned. I get her into different positions and she's complaining it hurts too much. I am not huge in length, but a bit above average in girth, but considering the sloshing sounds it didn't seem like she was at her limit, especially since I wasn't slamming it home, it was nice and easy since I was just getting started. She insisted on missionary and demanding I cum in the bag.

I said no I will cum in her mouth instead. She is again visibly annoyed. After a little more time with some foot play, she gets on her knees again. She was doing that annoying thing where they keep a wipe in their one hand and spit into after a few seconds of sucking. I see that a lot with Asian providers. Huge turn off for me. I tell her to drop the rag, get both hands going on it, get some ball action going. After a few more minutes, she's complaining she is too tired to keep sucking and using one free hand and one hand with a giant rag in it, isn't feeling great.

So I tell her to squeeze the boys so I can cum in her mouth. She keeps trying to pull away so I have to keep saying to stay in place. Finally as soon as I cum, she immediately backs up, starts jerking me wildly with the rag in her hand, and is getting the load into it. She then reaches down and wipes a blob of it off the tip and goes to put it with her finger in my mouth and I grabbed her finger and put it towards her face instead. She was less than thrilled.

The bell up front rings, so she has to answer the door, comes back in, says get dressed, I said I still have 20 minutes and she said she has no time left and we have to end it.

It was the absolute worst AMP experience I've had, ever. I am not a troll, I am showered fresh and drove right there, dressed business casual, not disgustingly overweight, just slightly chubby, shaved smooth down there and up top, nice teeth, etc. So I don't get the lazy and robotic attitude. I was there at 11 am, so I would think it's not an issue of a 9 pm visit and she's had 5 other clients already.

It was literally the exact opposite of almost every review of the place that I've seen on here. I love GFE providers and have never had any issues ever when seeing them. Of course, I end up with the one lady there who apparently hates her job and clients or at least hated me right off the bat LOL.

This post reads disturbing on many levels and I don't mean the services provided. You need a new approach man. This is gross.

[KrDoggy]

Great providers make everyone feel good, but those are rare. When its it clear the girl is not into it I just want to get the fuck out, this looks bad for the girl so it sometime changes their attitude but its usually too late. I intensely dislike being somewhere I am not wanted, and hate arguing or negotiating when I am supposed to be having fun. But for an occasional monger its a big waste of time and money to cut things short, most of us just try to get that nut busted and move on, but my chances of popping are pretty low when I feel the girl does not want to be there.

I passed this original review to MMS and she said "adjustments will be made. "

She was smoking hot for sure. I was like, "Bummer it won't be her" because I got the vibe immediately that she found me repulsive. ... .

[HelloThar]

The key to the reviews is how you use them. Find the frequent posters who seem to share your tastes and interests, are similar in age and fitness, etc, and track your results when you see the girls they describe. There are easily half a dozen regular posters who I personally find very reliable predictors for my future experience, and others I don't find helpful at all. There are a few who seem to have a talent for being disappointed and almost seem to enjoy proving that all those happy reviewers are liars. Not pointing any fingers or naming names, but weather is a local phenomenon, and it's important to understand that guys like Doggy and Snowy bring the sunshine with them, rather than unreliably report positive experiences. Be that guy. Again, everyone has bad experiences now and then no matter who they are. But you can tilt the odds in your favor.

This is what I more or less do except I automatically assume everyone is exaggerating to a degree about their experience. So what's more important to me are the patterns of reviews or certain keywords I like. For instance, if barely any reviews mention a bubbly attitude, kissing, etc. , I likely won't match well, but if many do, there's a better chance though not guaranteed. To me service is king, I don't care how hot someone is. I'll take a mid girl with amazing service over a stunner who just starfishes.

Shanghai / best do still have their duds now and then. I think the MMS tend to filter them out quickly, but they're still there. Have definitely had the occasional session where it was mechanical and they weren't even good at faking interest (and no bigger turn off than being rushed). But will also say most tend to be solid or better; granted I only visit when someone in particular interests me.

[Freaky360]

She's one I haven't seen, but she's been described as very cute. Bummer about your session. I know there's no sure thing but I would recommend calling ahead for a specific person you've seen well reviewed. I do think it establishes a better tone when they know you've asked for them specifically, and it also helps the scheduler turn away or divert excess business. But I am definitely not trying to lay this on you. Seems like she really fell short of standards. If you want to restore your faith in women and you don't mind the drive there's always Hailey at Blue Jade for as close to a sure thing as there is.

She was smoking hot for sure. I was like, "Bummer it won't be her" because I got the vibe immediately that she found me repulsive. I figured she might get the old mamasan to come take care of me and tbh I probably would've had a better time. I am not super picky. I'd rather a super fun time with a solid 5 lady than a total dud with a level 9 stunner.

Once I got in the room and got ready, I was watching the tablet with the security cams and saw one dude leave, and then she was just outside the door arguing with someone on the phone. Probably bitching that she had to be the one to service me.

I don't get down that way much so I don't frequent any places really. There's nothing solid up Skagit and north from there unless you want to cross the border. Probably will be a while before I try something new unless I get rock solid intel before hitting them up.

I have a few UTR providers I normally go to but the only problem with them is timing. None of them have any time management skills and I had to keep on a time schedule with no room for time wasting shenanigans. I figured Shanghai would be a decent bet but I lost the dice roll on that one. I love Asian women so I've always enjoyed AMPs through the years and never really had a bad experience with them.

I'm heading for a trip to SEA in a few months, so that is my light at the end of my mongering tunnel. .

[Freaky360]

Was this on Sunday? By the time I left Shanni, they had 5-6 people waiting. I had to leave after 45 minutes and I have never seen her rush. On Sunday she did kinda rush towards the end because we usually have cuddle sessions that go on beyond the hour but this time she wanted me to GTFO because they had waaay to many people waiting and they all arrived within like 5 minutes.

I guess to supply is yet to meet the demand LOL.

No Friday at 11 am. There was no one else waiting. One dude left after I was put into my room. So it seemed slow.

[Gibs789]

In my experience most reviews here are not that reliable.

The key to the reviews is how you use them. Find the frequent posters who seem to share your tastes and interests, are similar in age and fitness, etc, and track your results when you see the girls they describe. There are easily half a dozen regular posters who I personally find very reliable predictors for my future experience, and others I don't find helpful at all. There are a few who seem to have a talent for being disappointed and almost seem to enjoy proving that all those happy reviewers are liars. Not pointing any fingers or naming names, but weather is a local phenomenon, and it's important to understand that guys like Doggy and Snowy bring the sunshine with them, rather than unreliably report positive experiences. Be that guy. Again, everyone has bad experiences now and then no matter who they are. But you can tilt the odds in your favor.