Massage Parlor Reports

**Bfm66** · 03-01-26 18:31

Originally Posted by Cosplayking2 [View Original Post]

For the guys that frequent these spots. Do you consider yourself attractive? Overweight? Or well endowed?

Have you ever felt like the girl you got found you extreme unattractive or was faking it too strongly?

Maybe these are questions people don't actually consider but it was on my mind.

Well, in order of your question, no, yes, no. I am meticulous in my hygiene, (showered, shaved top and bottom, front to back, teeth brushed and mouthwashed, manicured and pedicured and light cologne), I am officially a senior citizen, that is overweight, underendowed and to be honest, can barely get it up, but I do enjoy the touch of a beautiful woman, and with the proper "activities" can get to a proper conclusion. I have had some with the over exaggerated compliments, I just tell them "No, I am an old man". I know I am not going to get them excited at all by my appearance, though I do believe I have gotten a couple off orally. In the long run and to be totally honest, I'm there for me, and I only really care that I get what I came for and they get what they are there for.

**DrillHoleBB** · 03-01-26 18:24

I make appointment with Elsa at 1 pm, driving from Northgate arrive at 12.58 pm and Mia open the door take me in the room and said Elsa is busy now.

And Mia said she free and the end I drill Mia early 30 slender figure with cute bubble butt.

Face: 7/10.

Body: Slender 8/10 with nice tits.

Service 7/10.

When we finish; Elsa come join said want to continue duo (but I already tired little bit) so I reject the over.

Elsa is Beautiful.

Face 9/10.

Body she slim with nice tits.

She kiss me and said next time will wait for me.

Bad thing; disappointed with operator / broker who handle the appointment.

**Bristleback12** · 03-01-26 17:58

Went to Tokyo and saw Mia. She has a stunning body, and gives a great massage. I felt like she is lacking the passion of some of my all time favorites, she doesn't like to kiss either. Pleasant experience overall, I would rather go elsewhere next time though.

**KrDoggy** · 03-01-26 15:46

But I am clean and smell good. I sometimes dress nice and that always gets comments. These girls are super talented at helping you feel attractive.

The funny ones are the ones that say over and over that your johnson is "beautiful", no clue what to think about that. LOL.

Maybe a nice alternative to "big"!

Originally Posted by Cosplayking2 [View Original Post]

For the guys that frequent these spots. Do you consider yourself attractive? Overweight? Or well endowed?

Have you ever felt like the girl you got found you extreme unattractive or was faking it too strongly?

Maybe these are questions people don't actually consider but it was on my mind.

**KrDoggy** · 03-01-26 15:39

Yuki broke my will. But mostly strong since then, and the word has gotten around. Not sure what to think about Sasha wanting me to think she didn't go raw. LOL.

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

I'm surprised one of 'them hasn't tried to sneak it in. Yes, they do that.

**CSnow** · 03-01-26 15:39

Originally Posted by BBPornoGeek [View Original Post]

They have a place posting pics? Where?

SBBBJ franchise shares pics via WeChat with regulars. Have WeChat installed. Ask one of the girls you see to add MMS to your WeChat. I can't promise they will do it. Don't take it the wrong way if they don't. I still don't understand how it all works behind the scenes, LOL.

**Supermanamp** · 03-01-26 15:13

Originally Posted by Cosplayking2 [View Original Post]

For the guys that frequent these spots. Do you consider yourself attractive? Overweight? Or well endowed?

Have you ever felt like the girl you got found you extreme unattractive or was faking it too strongly?

Maybe these are questions people don't actually consider but it was on my mind.

Show them the green and you become Brad Pitt in their eyes. And yes some fake it no matter what you look like, even if you are good looking.

**TastyFlavor** · 03-01-26 14:54

Texted Q spa for the current lineup and found out there's a new girl Yoyo working. Operator sent a pic of her and man her body looks fine as hell. Seems like workout pictures are the flavor of the month, I got one with Yoyo in a sexy sports bra in the middle of her home-workout session. Decided to take the plunge and check her out.

Made an appointment and arrived on time. Was greeted by Yoyo upon arrival and she's very cute. I could already tell this was going to be a great time. Took care of the fees upfront and let her know what was on my mind. She got the message pretty quickly. We both strip down and the fun began. I put my arms around her, then we started out with some LFK which quickly turned into DFK, with us lying together with her legs wrapped around me. I kiss her breasts and she sighs and arches her back. And presses her warm wet spot against my now very stiff member. I slide down for DATY and Yoyo isn't shy. She's quite the show-off and she spread her legs and displayed (rightfully proudly) her absolutely gorgeous kitty. Nice butterfly lips beautifully spread to reveal a hint of her honey spot. I dove straight in and Yoyo was encouraging me. She has a delicious kitty which tasted exquisite.

We then swapped into position for some 69 where she gave me a excellent display of her oral skills. BBBJ was on point, very nice suction and pressure. She saw that I was rock hard, grabbed a cover, cracked it open, suited me up, lubed herself up, and hopped on in ACG. She's got a tight smooth kitty. She bounced up and down with energy enjoying herself, pulled her in to hit her from the bottom, good stuff. Standing mish was great, placed a pillow under her head and took her to pound town. She really enjoyed the long deep strokes with a big smile on her face. Doggy with her slim body and toned peach shaped ass was awesome. She was game, complete bliss the entire time. Didn't take too long before I blasted away in the cover. Had a great time and I'll be back. On my way out, Yoyo tells me that in a few days she will be joined by one of her spa friends who is a superstar from the Orlando area, can't wait to come back to Q and check her out!

**TastyFlavor** · 03-01-26 14:49

Originally Posted by Gibs789 [View Original Post]

Starting today new roster at Blue Jade is:

Hailey--the all-time favorite continues for another month.

Kitty.

Lemon.

No news or pics on the new girls that I've seen yet.

I'm so glad Hailey is staying for another month, she really is one of the special women out there. Love that girl!

**CSnow** · 03-01-26 14:45

PSA: Rejoice lads, Hailey is staying at Blue Jade in March.

I wasn't able to partake in this wonderful hobby of ours for most of February, and the loss was definitely mine. Needless to say that as soon as I was able to return to the Seattle scene, Hailey was the first (and the only) choice for me.

TL; DR.

Beautiful girl. Perfect 10 for me in all aspects, face, body, service, attitude. Looks are always YMMV but for me she is perfect and I wouldn't change a thing. All of your standard acronyms like GFE, DFK, BBBJ, DFK, DATY, DFK, 69, DFK, TUMA, DFK, CFS with DFK LOL, and more BBBJ and DKF (yes after CFS) are on the table. This girl is quintessential GFE and only gets better the more times I see her. It's my tenths (10th) time seeing this girl, and I don't normally repeat. I am having hard time seeing someone else while she's in town.

DETAILS:

I've reviewed this girl almost every time I've seen her because I am always overflowing with pleasure after seeing her and feel the need to shout from the roofs "Hailey is great! Hailey is fucking amazing! LOL. I am happy to say that it only gets better every time I see her. I will say that my first time with her was incredible as well, so it's not like you need to see her 10 times to get the full Hailey experience. I just can't get enough. When I travel, it's always a choice between a familiar place I love, and a new place I'm yet to explore. With the pro girls in this hobby, I almost always choose a new girl to see for the new experience. I *normally* like anticipation of meeting someone new, excitement of the hunt, discovery of new sensations, and all of that good stuff that comes with meeting someone new (and hopefully good, LOL). I have to say that Hailey broke me, LOL, in the best way possible. If I see someone else while she's in town, I find myself driving to see her immediately after. I mean the same day, right after, LOL. Yes, we always take a shower together, LOL. So for the most part I just gave up on other girls when Hailey is in town.

Hailey never holds back, and this time was no different. Since she knows me (and the place was empty LOL), she attacked me as soon as I walked in. Lot's of kissing on the way to the room, and then it's just a lovely blur of us together, as always. Lots of making out, shower play with her managing lovely body slides and lots of kissing while she is washing me, back to the room for more making out, and then just devouring each other in BBBJ, DATY, and together in 69, all with kissing in-between. She is the Hurricane Hailey, Hailey Comet, Sex Goddess Hailey, and so many other intense things, LOL. She shines so bright that I call her Sun Goddess as well. I pray thee every time I see thee, LOL. Best kind of pagan sex worship. Yes, she is all that. Yes, some will call me a simp for idolizing her, and that's OK. Yes, it's her job that she is brilliant at, and I know she makes others feel the same, or close, anyway. I still enjoy her just as much every time I see her. It's my time with her and I accept no substitute, LOL. If I ever stray, I inevitably come back.

Sadly I didn't book two hours this time, and I knew I had to wrap things up so I wouldn't make her late for the next appointment. I never feel rushed with her, but by now I know how quickly the time flies when I am with that girl. We applied the cover and wrapped things up with intense standing mish and then amazing CG. She is a beautifully fit girl and will ride you to the victory with gusto, LOL. I always laugh when we finish because it's just so intense and pleasurable with her. I enjoyed her quick signature BBBJ cleanup and it was time run. Lots of kissing all the way to me running out, and then it's me driving home, grasping the steering wheel like it was Hailey's hips, and smiling like an idiot. (I did avoid thrusting, LOL).

No, I will never have enough of her, LOL. I wish I could keep her all to myself, but my name is not Bill Gates. Enjoy her boys. Please treat her nice, she is fucking amazing. I used the word "incredible" with her so many times, she had to look it up, LOL. The only thing I'm torn about in March is seeing her twice a week, or seeing her once a week for 2 hours. It's a tough choice, LOL. I wish I was rich enough to do both. I'm still selling that second kidney of mine if anyone is interested. From pet free, smoke free home, LOL.

My prior reviews of hers, as if this one isn't enough:

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7482287

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7488540

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7492966

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7497930

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7500700

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7507442

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7511484

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7524013

**BBPornoGeek** · 03-01-26 14:06

Originally Posted by Gibs789 [View Original Post]

Starting today new roster at Blue Jade is:

Hailey--the all-time favorite continues for another month.

Kitty.

Lemon.

No news or pics on the new girls that I've seen yet.

They have a place posting pics? Where?

**Gibs789** · 03-01-26 12:53

Starting today new roster at Blue Jade is:

Hailey--the all-time favorite continues for another month.

Kitty.

Lemon.

No news or pics on the new girls that I've seen yet.

**Marko Ramius** · 03-01-26 10:32

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

I've come to terms with the fact that I am not cool enough for raw service!

I'm surprised one of 'them hasn't tried to sneak it in. Yes, they do that.

**Cosplayking2** · 03-01-26 06:40

For the guys that frequent these spots. Do you consider yourself attractive? Overweight? Or well endowed?

Have you ever felt like the girl you got found you extreme unattractive or was faking it too strongly?

Maybe these are questions people don't actually consider but it was on my mind.

**CSnow** · 03-01-26 03:10

Originally Posted by Gibs789 [View Original Post]

I think Big Dog is a great example of the necessary "roll with it" attitude that it takes to thrive in this hobby. He's the guy a million ladies will dine with or be chauffered by, but to whom (for some reason) no provider will admit to providing BB service! But he takes it all in stride! Seriously, though, it's important to never take anything personally. Enjoy when things click, and don't stress when they don't. It's like surfing. Make the best when you're given great waves, but recognize that the sea only offers what it offers.

Many good points here. Many of the better providers and MMS are very nice and interesting people. Forming friendships is entirely possible and can be healthy as long as not being pushy or obsessive.

I've gone as far as not seeing a girl again if I give her my number and ask her to message me when she's back in town, and she doesn't contact me when she's back. Heard stories from some MMS about things girl have to do to dodge clients they don't want. Definitely don't want to be one of those, LOL. Plenty of girls I get along with just fine, and that's always a better experience for me personally when I know they are happy to see me. Yes, always remembering it's a business of course, but done by people with feelings. I thing that's one job AI won't take over, LOL.