Massage Parlor Reports

**Americaeagle1** · 03-01-26 03:57

Let me share my recent experience. I honestly don't think Lala is that great. I kept seeing people hype it up, but my experience didn't match all the praise.

When I went to MMS, she told me that if I left her a review, she'd give me a discount. That just didn't sit right with me. I'm not hurting for a discount, and I don't have time to be posting reviews on forums every day — that would feel a little weird anyway.

I'm always happy to share my honest opinion with friends once in a while, whether it's good or bad. But if a lot of people are saying a place isn't good, there's usually some truth to that. Save your time and money.

**Wanker23** · 02-28-26 21:07

Originally Posted by CookieGuy [View Original Post]

Average looking 35 year old. Massage and a HE finish. One review only.

Thanks for the assist cookie guy. Sounds like it has potential in a pinch. If I try it, I'll report for everyone. I think tomorrow I will see what Brisa has to offer since I'll be in Auburn anyway.

**CookieGuy** · 02-28-26 18:24

Originally Posted by Wanker23 [View Original Post]

Hey guys! Can someone that has rub maps access give us the gist of the review on there for KK in BL? I'm curious about the place. How late they are open plus the bad Google review suggest promising things. But if there is more concrete info, that would be great. If I go, I'll definitely provide feedback.

Average looking 35 year old. Massage and a HE finish. One review only.

**Wanker23** · 02-28-26 15:05

Hey guys! Can someone that has rub maps access give us the gist of the review on there for KK in BL? I'm curious about the place. How late they are open plus the bad Google review suggest promising things. But if there is more concrete info, that would be great. If I go, I'll definitely provide feedback.

**DirtyFuk** · 02-27-26 12:43

Originally Posted by TheBoobHound [View Original Post]

I recently visited a couple massage places and made my choices based on the informative posts on this board. My experiences were opposites of eachother and illustrate how mileage can vary.

First was M+M, which seems to be the most popular and best reviewed spa in the area. It's nothing special from the outside but the interior is rather nice. I was taken to a room and told me a nice girl would be with me in a few minutes. While I waited I could hear moaning and skin slapping in the next room over. After a long wait the door opened and Yuyu entered. She was a beautiful Chinese woman, nice hair and makeup, slim figure and nice C cup implants. Her dress was low cut and loose at the top and one of her boobs had fallen out into full view.

I could feel her energy was off as soon as she entered the room, though. Her personality was cold and my attempts to converse fell flat. She gave a brief massage before I turned over. She didn't rush me but there was no spark between us at all. It can be hard to get into it when it feels like the other person doesn't want to be there, you know? But I would definitely visit M&M again. It's clear they have high quality ladies there. And if I drew Yuyu again I'd give her another try. She's a beautiful girl and I think maybe she was tired or was having a hard day..

Lily is fantastic.

**Wachinese2026** · 02-27-26 11:48

Between DillAnimal Hospital and Carrera All Auto Flower. The one on RM street is called Flower Massage.

I went to see her on a Wednesday morning made an appointment the day before. I got there on time and was put in a small room then Carolina walks in looking stunning she greet me then we DFK I give her the donation for one hour plus the upgrades. She left and came back after two minutes with all her stuff lube towels etc.

After I ate her she taste good I made cum with my finger and tongue. Than we did 69 miss doggy than miss again where I came inside her what a nice creampie overall she definitely a true GFE she clean me up and we chatted a little bit and when on my way happy.

**MikeOxhard** · 02-26-26 20:58

After looking through the forum, I decided to give Brisa a try. My previous encounters at AMPs were a long time ago and disappointing. Most of my recent experiences have been through the other board with mixed results.

I pulled up to Brisa on Sunday morning right after another guy walked in. Went in got a room and gave the girl 2 benjis and she said her friend would be right in. That's when Sasha walked in. Very cute and young looking. They all look young to me, I'm old. She asked if I wanted a massage and I said sure. She had a tight fitting dress on and when she came around to the front of the table I started feeling her ass and legs. This is when I discovered she had no panties and her pussy was bald and wet. At this point, I decided I didn't want a massage anymore and I rolled over and asked her if she wanted to suck my cock. She giggled and got to work. Long story short. Dfk, BBBJ, bls, daty, dato, cfs, standing mish. Doggy. Cowgirl, asian cowgirl.

I found Sasha to be very nice and willing. When we were done its almost like she didn't want me to leave which seemed weird. We just snuggled and made out for a bit.

The bang for the buck was awesome, especially compared to the other board. Her body and menu would want 5 $ easy.

**KrDoggy** · 02-26-26 11:53

I've done it, use to do it more before started doing this more days than not. There is a Viet MMS in Tacoma I gave $$ 60 to partly to feed my raging MMS fetish and she was great, but that is the pattern. I might do it once but when I look at going back I have to compare to a half dozen quality options at standard rate.

Haggling completely defeats my mood, so two benjis up front and no more money talk suits me well. But to your point, if you threaten to leave they will virtually all take $$, but that might mean poor service. Actually for me if the girl acts in any way unhappy for any reason I look to bail. This is supposed to be a happy sport.

Girls that hate their jobs are a huge red flag. I think Lala goes back and forth on that, got pissed when I did not fit her imaginary rescuer fantasy.

Originally Posted by Supermanamp [View Original Post]

The standard donation will get you one hour service alright. But not always the best service and your review has just proved that. However, it all depends on the girl you see and the shop you visit and who you are (YMMV). Lala might provide excellent service to another guy who she has a connection with for $$/ hr. I only banged Summer when she worked at QQ but I did meet Lala and she seemed nice but being nice doesn't always equate to great service. Money talks in this hobby.

**KrDoggy** · 02-25-26 19:17

They are always happy and give a full hour because its a massage++ oriented place. Lala just tripping, last day makes sense.

Originally Posted by Skeete5555 [View Original Post]

I've never had an issue with giving the standard $$ donation and that not being enough or to receive poor service. Especially at a place at QQ that's been reviewed many times.

I think with the mamasan not being present definitely had an impact where she had more free reign or simply didn't give a fuck.

**Supermanamp** · 02-25-26 18:44

Originally Posted by Skeete5555 [View Original Post]

I've never had an issue with giving the standard $$ donation and that not being enough or to receive poor service. Especially at a place at QQ that's been reviewed many times.

I think with the mamasan not being present definitely had an impact where she had more free reign or simply didn't give a fuck.

The standard donation will get you one hour service alright. But not always the best service and your review has just proved that. However, it all depends on the girl you see and the shop you visit and who you are (YMMV). Lala might provide excellent service to another guy who she has a connection with for $$/ hr. I only banged Summer when she worked at QQ but I did meet Lala and she seemed nice but being nice doesn't always equate to great service. Money talks in this hobby.

**Skeete5555** · 02-25-26 16:10

Originally Posted by Supermanamp [View Original Post]

Sounds like she was unhappy because of the $$ standard donation for one hour. If she wasn't happy, she should have asked for more $ or she should have told you that only gets you hh. However, you can also sense it when you gave her the tip and should have negotiated for better service. Unfortunately all these girls are money driven so when they are happy with the tip you give them, they provide better service and when they are not happy with the tip they provide mediocre service. I'm certain that. 40-. 60 more of a tip would have gotten you the service you were expecting. Best thing to do next time is to negotiate up front or leave if you don't want to give the extra tip over the standard donation.

I've never had an issue with giving the standard $$ donation and that not being enough or to receive poor service. Especially at a place at QQ that's been reviewed many times.

I think with the mamasan not being present definitely had an impact where she had more free reign or simply didn't give a fuck.

**Skeete5555** · 02-25-26 15:54

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

Sorry to hear this, and also now sorry I did not share my experience with Lala, just to warn people.

I'll say she can (and has) provided some of the very best MP experiences I have ever had, but she is highly volatile and can snap in an instant.

I've gone there several times and just tried to be friendly when I was not there for her, and she would treat me with weird rudeness. Last time I was there I saw Cherry (who is very nice) and when I left I popped my head in and Lala would not even look at me. Realize I am a regular at this shop and just adore Shana, the manager.

Next thing I know Lala sends me a message and asks me to not come to QQ the rest of the month. I'm certainly not perfect, but no girl has EVER asked me not to visit. Not an incredible hardship, there are so many options, but it shocked me and made me question myself. I've just avoiding the shop and sweet Cherry because it too awkward..

Yeah, she definitely has some screws loose, she should never be messaging you that. I'm was flabbergasted that she had so many positive reviews from others but as I stated, YMMV. She did say it was her last day after working for 3 months, maybe she's over it and needed a break. Also, Shana was not there and maybe that gave Lala free reign to act crazy. I would've definitely gave my negative feedback to Shana if she was there.

**MeridianTime** · 02-25-26 14:56

I stopped by Brisa Sunday morning and there were no cars up front, lucky me. Nova greeted me which made me happy since that was who I was wanted to see. Looked great as previous reviews mentioned. Her service was great always making sure I was enjoying my time with her. What really got me going was when she did the splits on the table and had me pound her from behind. After multiple positions I asked her to get on top and finish me. She then ask me to lie down with her for a while before I leave. Great experience and would recommend.

**KrDoggy** · 02-25-26 11:59

Sorry to hear this, and also now sorry I did not share my experience with Lala, just to warn people.

I'll say she can (and has) provided some of the very best MP experiences I have ever had, but she is highly volatile and can snap in an instant.

I've gone there several times and just tried to be friendly when I was not there for her, and she would treat me with weird rudeness. Last time I was there I saw Cherry (who is very nice) and when I left I popped my head in and Lala would not even look at me. Realize I am a regular at this shop and just adore Shana, the manager.

Next thing I know Lala sends me a message and asks me to not come to QQ the rest of the month. I'm certainly not perfect, but no girl has EVER asked me not to visit. Not an incredible hardship, there are so many options, but it shocked me and made me question myself. I've just avoiding the shop and sweet Cherry because it too awkward.

Extraordinarily beautiful and skilled woman, but you really have to catch her in the right mood. I'm ready for her to move on and wonderful friendly Shana to return and bring in new talent that may actually like me.

I'd encourage you not to blame QQ, its just the one crazy and Shana is out now and not there to keep her in line.

LOL that we both pop even in a crappy session! Just dogs.

Originally Posted by Skeete5555 [View Original Post]

Let me preface by saying I know this hobby is YMMV no mater how many positive reviews a provider may have. I went to QQ in hopes to get an appointment with Lala based on all her positive reviews but she was initially busy and Cherry asked if I wanted to wanted her instead. I politely declined and said I could come back for Lala, which Cherry gave me an attitude about it and said to come back in an hour. I decided to come back and Lala was available, went into the room and gave the $$ donation. She asked me how long I wanted, which I responded an hour. She then proceeded to ask two more times how long I wanted, which I replied an hour (given that the standard $$ donation is usually good for an hour). Her attitude completely changed and something pissed her off.

She proceeded to give a half-assed massage, which wasn't too bad and I even commented 'feels good' which she responded with the weirdest response of 'if you want a good massage, you should go to an American place'. WTF?! I was kind of thrown off by this but wanted to enjoy the massage. During the massage, she started doing all this math and counting on her fingers during the massage. I sensed that she was over giving a massage and I said we can move on to the service part, which she replied 'I already paid the house an hour fee, let me do my job'. Another WTF. I'm guessing she was mad because wanted to do a HH session for $$ donation but I'm still not sure what pissed her off.

We proceeded to the service part and that's how it felt, completely mechanical and no vibes. She also sprayed my area with tons of disinfectant spray, to the point of where I told her to stop because it sting. I make sure about my hygiene and a fit person, I never had a provider go overboard with disinfecting stuff with me like she did. She made a smart ass response of 'safety'.

We got done with the service and I did eventually pop but only because of a two week buildup. Honestly, I just wanted to get the fuck out of there because I got such weirdo / crazy vibes from Lala. The overall session was worse than I'm describing but just not going into full details.

Just a reminder one person's positive experience means absolutely nothing when it comes to your own experience. I'll prob never go to QQ again.

**Supermanamp** · 02-25-26 11:25

Originally Posted by Skeete5555 [View Original Post]

Let me preface by saying I know this hobby is YMMV no mater how many positive reviews a provider may have. I went to QQ in hopes to get an appointment with Lala based on all her positive reviews but she was initially busy and Cherry asked if I wanted to wanted her instead. I politely declined and said I could come back for Lala, which Cherry gave me an attitude about it and said to come back in an hour. I decided to come back and Lala was available, went into the room and gave the $$ donation. She asked me how long I wanted, which I responded an hour. She then proceeded to ask two more times how long I wanted, which I replied an hour (given that the standard $$ donation is usually good for an hour). Her attitude completely changed and something pissed her off..

Sounds like she was unhappy because of the $$ standard donation for one hour. If she wasn't happy, she should have asked for more $ or she should have told you that only gets you hh. However, you can also sense it when you gave her the tip and should have negotiated for better service. Unfortunately all these girls are money driven so when they are happy with the tip you give them, they provide better service and when they are not happy with the tip they provide mediocre service. I'm certain that. 40-. 60 more of a tip would have gotten you the service you were expecting. Best thing to do next time is to negotiate up front or leave if you don't want to give the extra tip over the standard donation.