Massage Parlor Reports

[CamelToe2000]

Visited Alex last week and Hailey this past weekend to complete the Blue Jade trifecta. Out of the current lineup, Alex is the most reserved and petite of the three. Very cute and I can see why she's developed a fan base, but definitely a bit more shy than Hailey and Roxanne who lead with immediate GFE unbridled passion.

This was my first visit with Hailey and I can see why she has legions of fans here. Like Roxanne she delivers a fantastic GFE service queen combo but in a slightly younger body (to be clear, Roxanne's no auntie, but I'd guess she's in her 30's where Hailey's probably late 20's). Hard to go wrong with either gal (between Hailey and Roxanne, Alex is solid but suffers from comparison to those two.).

[Cosplayking2]

Hey guys, I wanted to see if anyone knew of this specific kinda service.

I'm looking for a sensual massage than ends with an HJ. I really want that tension and build up, that leads to her hands inching further up your legs and under your towel.

I'm not looking for FS or BJ, I just want to focus on touch, sensuality and release.

Know any places or providers that do that?

[Supermanamp]

Anyone have better info? I'll launch a WeChat message in her direction. Miko too. I beg Vivi constantly, I think she likes Florida.

Angela told me she might be back in Seattle in April but it's not for sure. She's in China right now and in March she will be in San Francisco.

[KrDoggy]

Anyone have better info? I'll launch a WeChat message in her direction. Miko too. I beg Vivi constantly, I think she likes Florida.

I'm curious where and when Angela will be back, if you're referring to the Angela that worked Q last time she was here. I also missed out on Miko, hope she'll be back soon. She has probably the strongest vice grip control down there, right up there with Vivi. I miss them dearly.

[GeniusCasanova]

Hailey extending through March. She will easily join the Vivi / Angela sex goddess pantheon as if she was not already there.

I'm curious where and when Angela will be back, if you're referring to the Angela that worked Q last time she was here. I also missed out on Miko, hope she'll be back soon. She has probably the strongest vice grip control down there, right up there with Vivi. I miss them dearly.

[KrDoggy]

Hailey extending through March. She will easily join the Vivi / Angela sex goddess pantheon as if she was not already there.

[GeniusCasanova]

I did not say the name of the shop because I don't like to spotlight with bad reviews (unless truly deserved), they have too much impact and others may love this girl. Mostly questioning myself anyway. I will say it was North.

Even Hailey got wind of this (I had to tell MMS in a joking way too) and says she wants to personally show me its not me. LOL She makes us all feel like kings. Sindy also thought is was hilarious and said very nice things.

It's girls like those two that keep the hobby alive for me.

Sure, there's a difference between providing useful negative feedback and just lighting up a shop with a review. I certainly didn't care enough to do a review on Alex and I mentioned it in my review of Diana. I let the MMS know, but I also told her I'm not upset and I do think Alex is beautiful and hot, just not a repeat for myself particularly. Tokyo, and Good both had bait and switched me pretty bad in the past, causing me to not visit those shops moving forward. I understand I do miss out on some gems, but I stand on my business. In fact, I'm overjoyed when my brothers here are getting great services even when I miss out. Our goal is to provide and guide each other to monger satisfaction LOL. I will always post about my wonderful experiences, don't you all worry.

[Barnie]

They need to step it up. At least one 9 f them should have a BBFS girl.

Joey and Eva are gone. Closest option is Emma / Roxanne. She is very YMMV.

Seattle needs at least 1 cumdump. I am tired of driving to Everett.

[Kjunwing]

I had the same experience this month. It had me questioning if I did something wrong.

I'm out and about today and check in with my favorite franchise and get a new girl recommended, I'm more interested in one of my reliable stand-bys but I make a leap of faith.

Get to the shop and I don't find the girl very attractive, I ask to leave or to see a girl I know and of course that gets a panic response, I let her have my money and her way.

Sex is not horrible, good BJ, but it feels she is a bit bored. What the fuck am I doing here? At one point I look down in mish and she actually yawning. Omfg. Just the beating my ego needs. I have to laugh.

Finish up, I pop despite everything - such a dog, get a decent massage, the girl seems nice enough.

[KrDoggy]

I did not say the name of the shop because I don't like to spotlight with bad reviews (unless truly deserved), they have too much impact and others may love this girl. Mostly questioning myself anyway. I will say it was North.

Even Hailey got wind of this (I had to tell MMS in a joking way too) and says she wants to personally show me its not me. LOL She makes us all feel like kings. Sindy also thought is was hilarious and said very nice things.

It's girls like those two that keep the hobby alive for me.

Yeah, it happens to all of us even in good franchises and even with highly recommended girls.

Alex was actually great for me. I didn't repeat only because Hailey is here now.

But I didn't connect with Mandy at Brisa at all. Expected someone completely different based on the fake picture MMS sent me. Decided to go through based on rave reviews. She didn't want to shower with me, which is fine. But then before the TUMA she squirted spray alcohol into my asshole which burnt as fuck. And I just couldn't get myself excited about her. After 40 minutes to my surprise she told me to "do it myself " LOL. I was kinda shocked, LOL. I mean she did try. At least she agreed when I asked her to try BBBJCIM again (she already unsuccessfully tried once). I thought of Hailey (who was out of town at the time, LOL, and managed to finish.

Couldn't bring myself to write that review, but should've. MMS was shocked when I told her, LOL.

So I'm just sticking with the love of my life, Hailey, LOL.

But yeah, I'm sure it's not us, it's them, KD (and GC), LOL. Happens to all of us. I'm sure thoughts of retirement are rushed and premature, LOL. We need you to lead the way, LOL.

[CSnow]

I've had similar experiences twice recently. At two of my favorite shops. It is what it is LOL. Some girls are just trying to get their work done and get out LOL. Alex wasn't very enthusiastic with me and I had questioned my own skills afterward but I don't really care that much since she's got much better competition in the same shop right now. Same with Diana. She's crazy vocal but obviously faking it. Badly. LOL I just move on to the next.

Yeah, it happens to all of us even in good franchises and even with highly recommended girls.

Alex was actually great for me. I didn't repeat only because Hailey is here now.

But I didn't connect with Mandy at Brisa at all. Expected someone completely different based on the fake picture MMS sent me. Decided to go through based on rave reviews. She didn't want to shower with me, which is fine. But then before the TUMA she squirted spray alcohol into my asshole which burnt as fuck. And I just couldn't get myself excited about her. After 40 minutes to my surprise she told me to "do it myself " LOL. I was kinda shocked, LOL. I mean she did try. At least she agreed when I asked her to try BBBJCIM again (she already unsuccessfully tried once). I thought of Hailey (who was out of town at the time, LOL, and managed to finish.

Couldn't bring myself to write that review, but should've. MMS was shocked when I told her, LOL.

So I'm just sticking with the love of my life, Hailey, LOL.

But yeah, I'm sure it's not us, it's them, KD (and GC), LOL. Happens to all of us. I'm sure thoughts of retirement are rushed and premature, LOL. We need you to lead the way, LOL.

[Manager9]

I'm out and about today and check in with my favorite franchise and get a new girl recommended, I'm more interested in one of my reliable stand-bys but I make a leap of faith.

Get to the shop and I don't find the girl very attractive, I ask to leave or to see a girl I know and of course that gets a panic response, I let her have my money and her way.

Sex is not horrible, good BJ, but it feels she is a bit bored. What the fuck am I doing here? At one point I look down in mish and she actually yawning. Omfg. Just the beating my ego needs. I have to laugh.

Finish up, I pop despite everything - such a dog, get a decent massage, the girl seems nice enough.

Maybe a one-off, or maybe time to start looking for an off ramp.

Dunno.

Are you me? I had exact same experience at Q in shoreline today. She got bubbly at after 30 minutes but was definitely bored / annoyed at something during the first half. Won't go there for the next 2 weeks.

I guess it happens once in a while.

[KitWalker1967]

Talking about being safe, if and when LE bust an AMP, are the mongers in the place at the time at risk of getting arrested or any consequences?

Here's what you say if stopped by law enforcement:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3V0KZJ7CqH4

[GeniusCasanova]

I'm out and about today and check in with my favorite franchise and get a new girl recommended, I'm more interested in one of my reliable stand-bys but I make a leap of faith.

Get to the shop and I don't find the girl very attractive, I ask to leave or to see a girl I know and of course that gets a panic response, I let her have my money and her way.

Sex is not horrible, good BJ, but it feels she is a bit bored. What the fuck am I doing here? At one point I look down in mish and she actually yawning. Omfg. Just the beating my ego needs. I have to laugh.

Finish up, I pop despite everything - such a dog, get a decent massage, the girl seems nice enough.

Maybe a one-off, or maybe time to start looking for an off ramp.

Dunno.

I've had similar experiences twice recently. At two of my favorite shops. It is what it is LOL. Some girls are just trying to get their work done and get out LOL. Alex wasn't very enthusiastic with me and I had questioned my own skills afterward but I don't really care that much since she's got much better competition in the same shop right now. Same with Diana. She's crazy vocal but obviously faking it. Badly. LOL I just move on to the next.

[Supermanamp]

I'm out and about today and check in with my favorite franchise and get a new girl recommended, I'm more interested in one of my reliable stand-bys but I make a leap of faith.

Get to the shop and I don't find the girl very attractive, I ask to leave or to see a girl I know and of course that gets a panic response, I let her have my money and her way.

Sex is not horrible, good BJ, but it feels she is a bit bored. What the fuck am I doing here? At one point I look down in mish and she actually yawning. Omfg. Just the beating my ego needs. I have to laugh.

Finish up, I pop despite everything - such a dog, get a decent massage, the girl seems nice enough.

Maybe a one-off, or maybe time to start looking for an off ramp.

Dunno.

Where was this at KD? You didn't mention the shop name. Care to share? We've all had our bad experiences. Unfortunately it happens to all of us.