Massage Parlor Reports

[Supermanamp]

I'm out and about today and check in with my favorite franchise and get a new girl recommended, I'm more interested in one of my reliable stand-bys but I make a leap of faith.

Get to the shop and I don't find the girl very attractive, I ask to leave or to see a girl I know and of course that gets a panic response, I let her have my money and her way.

Sex is not horrible, good BJ, but it feels she is a bit bored. What the fuck am I doing here? At one point I look down in mish and she actually yawning. Omfg. Just the beating my ego needs. I have to laugh.

Finish up, I pop despite everything - such a dog, get a decent massage, the girl seems nice enough.

Maybe a one-off, or maybe time to start looking for an off ramp.

Dunno.

Where was this at KD? You didn't mention the shop name. Care to share? We've all had our bad experiences. Unfortunately it happens to all of us.

[KrDoggy]

I'm out and about today and check in with my favorite franchise and get a new girl recommended, I'm more interested in one of my reliable stand-bys but I make a leap of faith.

Get to the shop and I don't find the girl very attractive, I ask to leave or to see a girl I know and of course that gets a panic response, I let her have my money and her way.

Sex is not horrible, good BJ, but it feels she is a bit bored. What the fuck am I doing here? At one point I look down in mish and she actually yawning. Omfg. Just the beating my ego needs. I have to laugh.

Finish up, I pop despite everything - such a dog, get a decent massage, the girl seems nice enough.

Maybe a one-off, or maybe time to start looking for an off ramp.

Dunno.

[ChampDaddy]

Talking about being safe, if and when LE bust an AMP, are the mongers in the place at the time at risk of getting arrested or any consequences?

It absolutely does happen. The last big "sting" was in 2016 on First Hill near Seattle you. Even the City of Kent shut them all down in 2018. Everyone who frequents them runs the risk of getting arrested. If you get caught I don't think you can use the "this is fictional, and for entertainment purposes only" card. 😆.

[TastyFlavor]

Talking about being safe, if and when LE bust an AMP, are the mongers in the place at the time at risk of getting arrested or any consequences?

You just say you were there for a massage. That's it and nothing else. You have the right to stay silent and ask for a lawyer if they take you in for questioning. Don't say anything that can incriminate yourself is probably the biggest tip I've received.

[TastyFlavor]

Why do you always end it the the asterisk and saying this is fictional and for entertainment purposes?

Haha I agree. Never really understand why people put this disclaimer at the end either, maybe just to be cute? Doubt it actually makes any difference in a legal context if anything ever did happen.

[DrtyHarry]

Talking about being safe, if and when LE bust an AMP, are the mongers in the place at the time at risk of getting arrested or any consequences?

I think that would really depend, but it is likely that everyone will atleast be questioned quiet thoroghly. More likely than not. If they catch you having sex. I guess you will be arrested for sure. But if you are alone in the room just waititng for the appt to start, you may be able to get a good lawyer. And the cops know that and will probably not do much. I think this whole topic is really subjective. Either way it will not be a good day.

[JimboZee]

Heard there's a Latina and a new Asian there. If anyone tries let us know!

Went to take a look, only the Latina was there. Definitely not a looker, and she straight up said $$ for half hour FS before I walked into the room. So there's the menu and price I guess, I didn't even want FS and wanted a massage but don't think she understood as she kept repeating boom boom full 200? So I just left.

[Sunithacse]

Okay, sure bro, whatever makes you feel safe.

Talking about being safe, if and when LE bust an AMP, are the mongers in the place at the time at risk of getting arrested or any consequences?

[ChampDaddy]

Because they're always fictional posts and for entertainment purposes only.

Okay, sure bro, whatever makes you feel safe.

[WhyNot96]

Why do you always end it the the asterisk and saying this is fictional and for entertainment purposes?

Because they're always fictional posts and for entertainment purposes only.

[Supermanamp]

I saw Alex at Brisa last year, and she provided really good service before and has a really nice round ass so I decided to go see her again. I made my appointment and arrived at the shop. Alex opened the door, and she looked sexy and beautiful in the short little blue dress she was wearing. I couldn't stop staring at her round ass. She grabbed me by the hand and took me to the room. In the room, we kissed, and then I gave her the donation. She left, and I undressed and I waited for her on the table facing up.

When she returned she undressed and told me to turn over so I did. Her body is really nice but the highlight is that nice round ass of hers. Her tatas are small but her bubble butt makes up for it. She proceeded to give me a cat bath with water in her mouth from head to toe for a few minutes. Then she kissed my ears and neck and kissed and licked her way down all the way down to my ankles. Damn, it felt so good that junior was ready to have fun. She told me to turn over and we started to DFK while I grabbed her nice round ass. Her ass felt so good in my hands. She kissed my neck and moved her way down to my nipples which she showed some love for a while. She kissed her way down to my Johnson and gave me a really good BBBJ with BLS and occasional eye contact. I like looking at the mirror so the view was so exquisite. I told her I wanted to 69 so we ate each other out for a few minutes. Her kitty was soaked and her nectar tasted so sweet. As I tongued her kitty, she moaned a lot. She sucked junior fast with lots of slurping sounds. We just ate each other out until she buckled with pleasure.

I was ready for the main event so I told her to fuck me. She put on the cover and climbed on board the Superman Express. LOL. Holy shit, she gave me a really good pounding in CG and RCG that got me a little on the edge but I was able to withstand the pounding fury she gave me without popping. During this time there was lots of clapping and moaning sounds. Well, my turn so I put her in missionary and gave her a hard pounding as we kissed. Holy fuck, she opened her legs wide open in the air while she held them with her hands. What a fucking site and memory I will never forget. I could have just fucked her in this position the whole time and I would have been happy but I wanted more. I was in the mood for my signature move so I put her feet to shoulders and smashed her hard. She moaned uncontrollably as she felt the pounding fury of Superman. I transitioned her to K9 and continued the pounding blitz for a few minutes. Looking at us in the mirror started to get me a little on edge so I put her in standing K9 and pummeled her hard and fast until I couldn't take it anymore and I erupted like a volcano in the donation bag.

She cleaned me up and I used up basically the whole hour so not much time to talk. But we had a few minutes to talk via the phone translator until time was up. She called me Superman because I smashed her hard for almost an hour without popping quick. She said most guys don't last long and pop within minutes of banging. Hahaha. When time was up, I got dressed and she walked me to the door. I gave her a hug and kiss and I blew her kisses as I said goodbye in Chinese. The shop was very busy late at night with 3 horny mongers ringing the doorbell during my session and all the girls being busy. They shuffled the dudes in like they were playing a Tetris game. I even saw 2 dudes show up after the shop closed and get escorted in as I was getting dressed.

Alex provides excellent top tier service. ATF list for sure, and I know I will be happy every time I see her. I'm surprised there aren't many reviews on her. I definitely recommend her so don't miss out boys. Enjoy her while she's here for the remainder of the month. As always your experience might vary. Happy mongering. Monger on!

[Kinkyfunguy]

Went to see Bei Bei at Jm the other evening and my time was amazing. Her beauty is stunning she taste sweet and was so wet!

Was slightly early so had to wait a few minutes and recieved an amazing warm up massage and shoulder rub while I waited, which was much appreciated and got to meet Ruby who is also beautiful with nice knockers.

Bei Bei finished up and brought me to the room. We said hello and got started. She showed me an amazing tume and rode me hard till I was drained and satisfied. Let her do lost the work as I was a little tired from a long day. I'll be visiting her again soon.

[ChampDaddy]

Texted BJ to see if I could pop in and see Hailey as I was in the area. She was busy but Roxanne was available which was my planned backup anyways.

Greeted by Alex and she led me to a room to wait a bit. She wasn't exactly my type but she was friendly, skinny, small tits, younger looking, and used the translator to speak. Roxanne came and grabbed me after 10 minutes and it was off to the races. Roxanne looked to be in her 30's, b cup or small c that felt real, small ass but with plenty of meat, partly died hair, average face.

Might be controversial but my session with Roxanne might have been better than my one with Hailey. Super high PSE from the start. DFK the whole, FIV, DATY, DT which surprised me, and had no issues with size; says she prefers them big. Really made it seem like we knew each other for years and kept saying she was so happy to see me. Best part was after I finished in the cover, she let me stay inside her for another 20+ minutes to cuddle and relax. Really milked out everything I had while letting me lay on top of her.

Place wasn't too busy and she never had to leave the room once. Alex did come in during the session to offer a duo for an extra $ which I didn't have on me. Both of them chimed in I could pay via phone which was odd but still didn't except the offer. Roxanne alone was enough for me. Said she'll be at JM next month. Side note, JM texted and let me know Latina Andrea would be at the shop as well next month.

*This post is fictional and for entertainment purposes only.

Why do you always end it the the asterisk and saying this is fictional and for entertainment purposes?

[KrDoggy]

I knew I would be in the general area so popped a note to Niki to see if I could see her, she is always a treat. I was delighted when she said yes.

I thought my type was pretty well set, its basically Chanel or Summer, petite curvy delicious. But it turns out I have a 2nd type, tall slim with amazing cans. Niki is an archetype along with Cici and maybe Bebe. I'll add that Niki has one of the more beautiful faces and a stylish to-her-chin hairstyle. She showed up in head-to-toe fuzzy sheepskin pajamas that were just incredibly hot if you have any idea of what is underneath. And I do.

Another great bonus with Niki as that she has massage skills to rival Shana at QQ in FedWay. She is especially good at putting pressure where all the tendons attach in your gluts, painful but fantastic, she left my legs quivering. I had some issues in that area and Niki erased them.

I felt a bit intimidated offering to massage her, but the girls seem to like it and closely inspecting the body you are about to make love to is just too good. Niki laid down and she said nice things as I worked on her, her legs just rail thin, small ass and beautiful kitty on display, and she is laying on those state of the art recently updated cans. We had a nice session and then I asked her to flip, this is where Chanel flipped out wanting more massage LOL, so I am careful to ask if she is ready. Kissed her beautiful lips and worked that magnificent rack, then did a warm water bath on her kitty. Niki always a bit reserved but she knows me now and I got lots of great sounds and squirms in DATY. She finally asked me to lay down.

I was a bit surprised she put the cover on for CBJ, it was great but I could swear I got BBBJ from her before. I'm getting where I don't care that much, I don't pop from any BJ and both Niki and Bebe can give me sensations with a cover on that rival BBBJ. I'm really here for the massage and the fuck anyway. We had nice 69 for a bit and it felt great, but Niki cut it short saying "you no fuck me in long time" and she wanted it now. Yes ma'am.

I got her in standing mish and god she was so tight for such a tall girl! I worked and I really think I could have just popped in that first position. K9 was the same. Then mish and I thought I'd be done but she just kept me on the edge, she got on top and fucked me, that lovely face and that robo-rack just amazing. Finally did K9 on the table and old reliable mish again brought me home. The mirrors at Magnolia are beautifully placed and the images just helping in every position.

Niki asked for a review and I said fine, but I have to mention CBJ and that may put a damper on for some mongers. She said that the other two girls there do BBBJ so I asked to meet them, MILF Judy and younger Mia ( ? ), both looked good. Not Niki hot but good.

Niki sent me on my way, my back, ass, and cock all feeling great!

[WhyNot96]

Haven't been out for a while. Thinking to go to JM or Tokyo. What is the standard donation now? Is it $$ + house fee or just $$? Don't want to inflate the price.

$$ all in for 1 hour which will get you BBBJ and cfs. Never had an issue at JM and always get the full hour. Tokyo more often than not tries to rush you out at 30 minutes depending on the girl / how busy the shop is.