Massage Parlor Reports

[GeniusCasanova]

What is your tried and true excuse?

He probably said he's allergic to women; specifically her.

[JMirage]

I'm taking a trip down to South Seattle today, sort of ending up by Seward park, but obviously SODO is on the way down too. Then over to Renton and Newcastle. I haven't been reading this thread much since I stay up in the Snohomish end and we have pretty good stuff in Everett nowadays. Any girls I can go see that have exceptional BBBJ skills? I'd prefer a long BBBJ over FS, especially if I could find one that could edge a bit. Looks are not as important as service / oral skills to me. It looks like there are quite a few decent places, but most reports focus on the FS service.

Thanks in advance!!

[Efurufe]

.. she wasn't my type. I gave her my tried and true excuse...

What is your tried and true excuse?

[KrDoggy]

I will interrogate her about it in due time LOL.

To be fair, she said she was only giving me them because I "fuck her really good" and I'm inclined to believe LOL.

[SaintStropez]

To be fair, she said she was only giving me them because I "fuck her really good" and I'm inclined to believe LOL.

Hailey eating some of hers, I hope Alex is too. I am personally not a candy eater either so I can relate.

Got to find a way to tease Roxanne about this. She wants me to fuck her but with Hailey right there (and Alex) I'm not sure I see it. Can still tease her though.

[SaintStropez]

To be fair, she said she was only giving me them because I "fuck her really good" and I'm inclined to believe LOL.

Hailey eating some of hers, I hope Alex is too. I am personally not a candy eater either so I can relate.

Got to find a way to tease Roxanne about this. She wants me to fuck her but with Hailey right there (and Alex) I'm not sure I see it. Can still tease her though.

[MistahSkittles]

MMS sent me a pic of a new girl with a permission to share. Looks quite hot. I haven't seen her in person I can't vouch for picture accuracy or service quality. Looks very enticing though. Unfortunately I am out of commission the rest of the month.

Columbian Ely is gone. MMS was unhappy with that one. Said she was 33 but looked 40. As many good shops, she let her work a week to cover travel expenses but not longer than that.

New girl is here only for 8 days. She's joining Chanel and Irene. AKAIK, Chanel will be gone on the 16th as well.

Irene is here all month and should be joined by Chinese Beibei and a different Columbian girl Carly.

Longtime monger, but first time in the Seattle area.

Went to see the lineup at JM on a Friday during rush hour, and boy was it busy. Chanel was unavailable and there was a wait for Irene and Ruby.

Irene led me into her room and even though she's a petite looking thing, she wasn't my type. I gave her my tried and true excuse, returned to the laundromat room and waited for Ruby or Chanel. I bumped into her again in the hallway with Ruby and she had a very displeased look on her face LOL. No eye contact or anything.

Anyway, Ruby is not the girl in the photo, but her au naturale C cups are accurate and glorious. Her performance was outstanding, and she is quite the DFKer. Gave her $$. 2 in the beginning but there was some confusion with the house money and "tip. " I was very satisfied, and even coaxed her to CIM. Would repeat, or try my luck with Chanel if she's still around next weekend.

[KrDoggy]

Had to go back and see Ruby again, those cans still enormous and she is just really cool. A really likable person, better educated than a typical massage girl.

I did my shogun massage and her body is just a wonderland, slim legs, nice small tush, on the flip a stunning face and great kisser, and that rack.

Personally with Chanel gone I'd call her the headliner at JM with a still stellar line-up, I love Bei Bei and have an interminable crush on Irene, but all in all, give me Ruby. Looks and service both elite.

One funny note, at the exact moment of entry in mish, Ruby lifts her head and says "Honey, are you single? I'm single. " I'll take that as a compliment, but good lord what a strange time to initiate the conversation. I had to laugh a little and get my game face back on.

[Shogun Hua]

I've been bringing my own Trojan Raw covers for months now and it does help to finish but not all the time. I would still recommend to bring your own if you want more sensation to get you to the finish line.

I've been buying Okamoto 0.03 on Ebay or 0.04 on Amazon. I'd rather go with the thinner 0.03 on Ebay for the same price as Amazon. I saw the 0.04 at the new T&T supermarket in Lynnwood. LOL

From what i was reading, trojan raw is 0.046

[KrDoggy]

(this session several days ago, Hailey asked me to post).

Hailey has been talked about a ton, in my whole history in the area (2-3 years) I don't think there has ever been a more consistently positively reviewed provider. She has an incredible ability to focus on her customer and make them feel like the center of the world. Been discussed a ton, very rare.

Her joyous attitude and incredible body made for sin are big parts of her allure. I have to say the relationship we have developed is "different". We have become great friends and part of the reason is that when we are together we do things that neither one of us has done with anyone else. This manifested itself in a earlier review with food play, and that has continued.

On my latest trip to Blue Jade I brought all the fixings for making banana splits as I have done at home since I was a child. I put one together with ice cream, chocolate syrup, whipped cream and maraschino cherries. With Hailey as usual we started the session with wonderful DFK, but started eating the ice cream as we kissed. Soon I got her to lay down on her back and I put whipped cream on each of her wondrous breasts, a sliced banana on her stomach and she giggled and started to ladle parts of the dessert onto her kitty. That was the pattern, she served and I ate. From time to time I would go back to her mouth and share the sweet dessert but mostly I was licking that (even sweeter) pussy. She responded verbally and with moans of delight. A very interesting development was that I used a slice of banana in my mouth to run on her clit and all around her vagina, this produced a ferocious orgasm. Hailey started feeding me more and more bananas and cherries and I put all to good use. Cherry on starfish extra delicious.

Hailey laid me down the table (now something of a disaster area LOL) as started spooning the ice cream and chocolate all over my genitals and she returned the favor by licking everything up. Hard to even describe the sensation, BTW all through the session Hailey is smiling and laughing and saying things like "I love it!" and "this is amazing!. I'm just rock hard and finally she puts on the cover and we wildly fuck while we are a sticky mess, CG, RCG, mish and doggy, Hailey is known for the energy she brings and its all there, the laughing calms down as we get more intense, Hailey keeps popping and I feel my tidal wave coming. Finally doing DFK in mish I explode in the bag. Hailey always takes off the cover and give another gentle BBBJ to extract every drop.

Next comes Hailey's famous shower play, and boy do we need it, we are such a sweet sticky mess. I've said this before, she transforms from a PSE animal to the absolute sweetest GFE you ever had, usually in that shower. We both have talked about it quite a lot, we feel a nice bond with these nutty experiences.

At this point I would run through a wall for this girl, but I know I am not alone.

[Supermanamp]

I was going to go see my favorite girl but I had a fallout with her which I won't discuss the details. So I decided to go to Brisa and try out Mandy because she has had raving reviews. My appointment with Mandy was confirmed with the shop. However, when I texted the shop that I was on my way, I got a text saying she already had an appointment with someone else at my scheduled time. Talk about disappointment and getting upset. Brisa is usually good at setting up appointments so I'm not sure how they messed this up. I was going to go to Brisa and just pick one of the other girls but I decided to go to Q Massage instead to prove a point. I'm so disappointed at Brisa and it might be a while before I go there again or any of their other shops. However, if my little head changes his mind, I might go sooner. LOL.

So Q has new girls now, Yuki and Eva. I just showed up at the and decided to see whoever opened the door. When I rang the doorbell, a decent looking girl opened the door, and she said her name was Yuki. Her face and body were okay and doable but not the best I've seen. I didn't see Eva. She took me to the room, and I gave her the standard donation for one hour. There was no kissing and I could already sense this wasn't going to be an out of this world session. She left the room, and I got undressed and lay facing up on the table. When she returned, I told her the massage would be later if we had time.

She took off her dress and her tatas were descent but not big and her body was just average and didn't do much for junior. She cleaned me up and went straight for a BBBJ. Her BBBJ was good but not great. I played with her kitty, and when I tried to put a finger inside, she said no. Her BBBJ did get me hard but I wasn't overly stimulated. After a while, I told her to get on the table so I could eat her kitty. She speaks English very well, and she kept talking to me a lot which kind of turned me off a bit. I asked her if I could kiss her and she said yes. Once again, just descent kissing. I sucked her tits a little and then moved down to her kitty. I ate her out but she didn't make any sounds of enjoyment. When I looked up, she had her arms crossed and eyes closed like she was taking a nap. Hahaha. I got turned off so I said let's just fuck. However, the damage was done and junior had fallen asleep. So she had to give me another BBBJ to get me hard again. At this point, she rotated and got in the 69 position. We 69 ed for a few minutes and junior was happy again and ready for action.

She put the cover on and started with CG, and she gave me a descent ride. She rotated to RACG and this is where she was really good. Her ass was big and plumpy, and she gave me a hard pounding for a few minutes until she got tired. I told her to get in the missionary position, and I pounded her for a while while we kissed. I have to say, that the whole Brisa situation and fallout with my favorite girl had ruined my mood so Supermanamp was not at peak performance at this time. I put her feet to shoulders and I gave her a good pounding which she seemed to enjoy and started getting into it. I put her back in missionary and had her close her legs and smashed her hard for a few minutes. Then I transitioned her to K9 and she said, "You like my Latino girl ass?" I said yes because she did have a big nice ass. I gave her a good hard pounding in K9 then continued to slam her in prone bone where her ass was jiggling everywhere. We looked at each other in the mirror and she seemed to be enjoying it. I told her to get in standing K9 with her feet on the ground and I gave her a hard pounding for a few minutes while I held her hands on her back. She moaned quite a bit and tilted her head back so she seemed to be enjoying it while I jackhammered her in this position. I couldn't seem to come so I just asked for a BBBJCIM. At this point, she let me finger her kitty with a condom on my finger. Hahaha. I went with it because it was better than nothing. She gave me a good BBBJ with BLS while I finger banged her. After a while, I told her I would jerk off while she sucked my nuts as this overstimulates me quite a bit. As I jerked junior, she would put her mouth on the tip and slurp it and then go back to sucking my balls. As she sucked the boys, she told me, "Come in my mouth baby. " Then she put my whole nutsack in her mouth and the site of this got me over the edge. I told her I was coming, and she put her mouth on the tip of junior then started sucking the whole shaft until I busted my nut in her mouth. She kept sucking until she left me dry.

Afterwards, she cleaned me up and gave me a decent massage for a few minutes. Her English was great and we got to know each other for a bit. She told me that when I was eating her kitty she was enjoying it but that she likes to relax while getting ate out. I thought she had fallen asleep. LOL. I told her she had made me happy again and improved my mood. When time was up I got dressed, and she walked me to the door. I gave her a hug and kiss and said goodbye and left a fairly happy camper.

Yuki's performance was fair but I probably won't repeat as there is too much competition where I can leave with a big smile on my face. If you are looking just to bust a nut, then I would recommend her. Your experience might vary so you can give her a try if you want. Happy mongering and monger on boys!

[KrDoggy]

Hailey eating some of hers, I hope Alex is too. I am personally not a candy eater either so I can relate.

Got to find a way to tease Roxanne about this. She wants me to fuck her but with Hailey right there (and Alex) I'm not sure I see it. Can still tease her though.

I was on my way to see Lucky at Q but then I decided to turn left and go to see Roxanne instead. This was my 2nd visit with her and it was even better than the first. She knows how to have fun. When I got there Alex opened the door and led me to the back to see Roxanne. She took me to her room and stripped right away. Last time I had seen her, she told me she would give me a preview of her TS since she will be at JM next month.

After the shower we went back to the room and continued our fun. She can take a pounding and she likes bigger D. After everything was done, she invited me to the kitchen area because she said she had a gift for me since we had so much fun. She handed me a sealed box of chocolates. I'm guessing another visitor brought them for her. She made me hide them under my hoodie when I left so " other wouldn't get jealous".

[Supermanamp]

I say a little thanks after every girl gratefully lets me run my hands all over her.

Getting your own high quality covers can really enhance things too. I could have sworn Korean Bebe was barebacking me till I saw she had magically installed an ultra thin condom even before BJ!

I've been bringing my own Trojan Raw covers for months now and it does help to finish but not all the time. I would still recommend to bring your own if you want more sensation to get you to the finish line.

[KrDoggy]

I say a little thanks after every girl gratefully lets me run my hands all over her.

Getting your own high quality covers can really enhance things too. I could have sworn Korean Bebe was barebacking me till I saw she had magically installed an ultra thin condom even before BJ!

Great idea, I'll remember to bring my own for my next visit. That will at least increase my odds from 50/50 to 70/30. . getting older sucks.

[BeaverTamer]

I'd suggest bringing your own condom with you. I think it's a small investment to have your session be that much more pleasurable. I make sure to show them an unopened package when I am paying and then make a small tear in the packaging when my hands are still dry. It can be tough to open one when the time comes.

Great idea, I'll remember to bring my own for my next visit. That will at least increase my odds from 50/50 to 70/30. . getting older sucks.