Massage Parlor Reports

[HugeDk]

Clearly it is now time for us to switch over to pig latin.

Can resume reporting on massage providers. Interesting how much we get into code debate when it's not the topic at hand.

[HeeJunk]

"It turned out that the 'dreams' described by these criminal masterminds were not dreams at all but were actual sexual encounters taking place while they were fully awake," said Dearbon, Michigan Police Chief Issa Shahin. "It took us years and a $6. 2 million federal cryptography grant to crack the diabolically clever codes they used to communicate about their heinous activities. ".

Clearly it is now time for us to switch over to pig latin.

[Sanctimonious6]

We're waiting to see the Dateline NBC episode, about how the police had to gather local and state resources to crack it and solve the mystery.

"It turned out that the 'dreams' described by these criminal masterminds were not dreams at all but were actual sexual encounters taking place while they were fully awake," said Dearbon, Michigan Police Chief Issa Shahin. "It took us years and a $6. 2 million federal cryptography grant to crack the diabolically clever codes they used to communicate about their heinous activities. ".

[Incognito1234]

Ah, now I understand. It's all a secret code meant to fool cops. No wonder these woman look confused when I try to hand them 300 actual roses in exchange for intercourse.

We're waiting to see the Dateline NBC episode, about how the police had to gather local and state resources to crack it and solve the mystery.

[Sanctimonious6]

Its a lame attempt at trying to be secretive or discreet at saying they got a hand job, blow job, or stuck their cock in a provider for full sex during a visit. Its not cute OR discreet and when undercover law enforcement reads these pages it will NOT fool them into thinking nothing is going on during an appointment. Same thing with $, $$, $$ and so on. $100.00, $200.00, $300.00.

Ah, now I understand. It's all a secret code meant to fool cops. No wonder these woman look confused when I try to hand them 300 actual roses in exchange for intercourse.

[RamButt]

Excuse my ignorance. What is IE and what is L2? I know what BBBJ is and she does not, in my experience, offer that.

Its a lame attempt at trying to be secretive or discreet at saying they got a hand job, blow job, or stuck their cock in a provider for full sex during a visit. Its not cute OR discreet and when undercover law enforcement reads these pages it will NOT fool them into thinking nothing is going on during an appointment. Same thing with $, $$, $$ and so on. $100.00, $200.00, $300.00.

[HugeDk]

IE is Latin for id est which translates to "in other words".

L1 is handjob, L2 is BJ. But I'm not sure that's an option either her.

[HeeJunk]

Excuse my ignorance. What is IE and what is L2? I know what BBBJ is and she does not, in my experience, offer that.

IE is Latin for “ id est” which translates to "in other words".

[EvenFlow5]

Anyone know what happened to summer at Saigon? She's been MIA for a while.

[HungMi8]

Have people gotten BBBJ from her, IE L2? Whatever she has you lay on is the most uncomfortable thing I've ever had a massage on in my life.

Excuse my ignorance. What is IE and what is L2? I know what BBBJ is and she does not, in my experience, offer that.

[Johnol1069]

Have some time tonight and I was thinking about journeying out to Great Hands. Any one know what the current lineup looks like?

[Cantab]

Have people gotten BBBJ from her, IE L2? Whatever she has you lay on is the most uncomfortable thing I've ever had a massage on in my life.

[IAmNotMe]

Panties stay on, everything else off. Is more like a GFE experience, kissing touching etc. If she's comfortable with you. I imagine her interest is fabricated some but as described is professional and respectful and for the quality of person you get makes it worth it. Well reviewed here for years so there's a lot for you to search thru on her.

I did not know she does l2. That changes everything. I'm going to have to have to finally make the journey out there.

[Arby59]

I have never been here. I stopped over the weekend and was greeted by an older looking woman wearing a mini dress. I was told to come back in 40 minutes which I didn't return. Is there more than one girl working there? When I say old she like a wrinkly old grandma. I guess my question is this place worth it?

I stopped by last spring and, like you, was met by a well-endowed older lady; I estimated her to be in her sixties. She was nice and pleasant. The massage was 6/10. The massage table in the room I was in didn't have the customary opening for your face, which doesn't work well for me. On the flip just wanted the HE. With that said, the flip was fun; she wasn't shy about where her hands roamed. I think a return trip would be warranted, especially now knowing more about what the establishment offers, but have yet to pull the trigger.

[HungMi8]

I've seen her plenty of times over the years; they've never come off. I saw her semi recently and it wasn't quite the same amount of passion as all the times before. We'd always make out for a while and I explore her coconuts before finally laying down. She's married now too so maybe she keeps the hubby in mind now.

Like I said, it did take a few visits to get them off but when they did it was another level of fun. I agree that her enthusiasm varies, but it's good to know she's keeping her new hubby in mind as I cover her cocunuts LOL She's a gem and I always enjoy my visits with her.