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02-07-26 11:20 #17409Banned Member

Posts: 319On Sunday, Hailey Returns! (and super bowl)
For those who thought the Big Deal for the men of Seattle on Sunday was going to be watching the Hawks avenge their 2015 loss to the Pats in the Super Bowl, think again!
Hailey returns to Blue Jade Spa tomorrow (Sunday) morning, so you'll have 7 one hour time slots before the game begins to work off your pre-game jitters, and some enterprising guy will also have a chance to spend halftime with Bed Buddy instead of Bad Bunny. Not to mention the post-game show.
All kidding aside, Hailey is returning tomorrow morning and staying for the rest of the month. She'll be joining Alex and Roxanne (with Mira departng). Super strong roster, and as close to a sure thing as you'll get. Enjoy!
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02-07-26 10:15 #17408Senior Member

Posts: 148Used to be my go-to as they had younger, hot girls with L1 - but that suddenly stopped.
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02-07-26 09:29 #17407Senior Member

Posts: 171Peony Kirkland
There is younger MT, but I got a grandma (mms?) which turned out to be not a bad thing. Massage was excellent, she hit all tense muscles and L1 was delivered expertly. What I did not appreciate is haggling though. I agreed to a $ thinking that will get me L2 but no, only L1 was on the table. The funny part is that mms herself did not expect to get a $ and was in disbelief when I handed the tip, and begged me to come back. Yeah, right LOL. If she handled the tipping smoothly I would have returned but hardcore haggling is too much of a turn off.
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02-07-26 02:43 #17406Senior Member

Posts: 26I wonder if it's the same Alex who worked up north in Shanghai a few months back.
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02-07-26 00:08 #17405Banned Member

Posts: 25Tokyo Renton Scouting. Cassie is gone, replaced by Judy. Sexy Lisa still there.
Dropped by Tokyo this afternoon to meet the new girls. Didn't stay for massage.
Lisa opened the door for me. I knew right away it was Lisa from UtrHobbyist's description earlier. Spot on, she is a sexy little Viet bombshell with chiseled face features, great smile, and volumous hair. About 5'2" 105 lbs. Showed off her curves in a low cut top. Lovely accent indeed, and is not thick. I will definitely be coming back later this month to see her.
I was hoping to meet Cassie but she said she already left. Judy replaced her and today was her first day. Judy then came up and was introduced. She is taller than Lisa, maybe 5'4" - 5'5". Slender, less curvy, more on the cute and innocent looking side. Maybe mid-20's. She is like the opposite of Lisa who gives off more of a sexy sultry queen aura. Judy seems like a nice girl though.
I forgot to ask about rates, whether they're sticking with $$ for 1 hr or back to $$. 6. Can anyone confirm?
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02-06-26 18:44 #17404Senior Member

Posts: 53Scheduling Issues at JM but Irene was Worth It
Haven't been to JM in a minute so I texted mms about coming through today. Asked her who she recommended and she said Irene or Chanel so went with Irene as I've seen Chanel a few times already. Showed up on time to my appointment and had to wait 25 minutes which was a pain. Irene said she had someone squeezed in before me that she wasn't too happy about but is what it is.
Irene was definitely worth the wait. Dark skin, B size man mades, small bubble butt that plenty of meat, mysterious sexy face, lots of tats. Probably in her 30's.
Awesome TS with lots of camel sliding and BBBJ. Went to the room and got some more BBBJ, great DATY that squeezed my head, variety of positions, finished in the bag. She takes size no problem and actually had a magnum handy.
Finished it up with an amazing oil massage that almost put me to sleep. Thai girls really do know how to give the perfect massage. Hadn't gotten one that good since I saw Princess (also Thai) up at Kings Lynnwood 2+ years ago.
So besides having to wait which I hope was just a one time thing, would definitely see Irene again. Standard $$ and got the full hour. Said she'll be here all month and then go up North. Saw Chanel and Ely while I was there. Chanel looked great as ever and Ely was just okay looking. Big ass but okay face, little bit of a pouch, and would probably put her closer to the 40 year old range.
*this post is fictional and for entertainment purposes only.
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02-06-26 15:25 #17403Senior Member

Posts: 988She told me greek on my next visit.
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02-06-26 05:44 #17402Senior Member

Posts: 70Lulu at Q Massage
Made an appointment to see Lulu after reading fellow mongers review on her.
She is 5'4 ish 100 lbs, MM Cs, I'd say early 30's.
I handed her the donation and she told me to undress. I came back and she asked me what I want to do with her?
We started off with some LFK, DFK and then I got a really good, nice and slow no teeth BBBJ from her, slight BLS. She got on her knees and sucked me passionately. Her kitty wasn't fully shaved but we did 69, CG (started off slow but she sped up and started moaning), Missionary, K9, ended in standing missionary. She said baby, you made me cum multiple times and she said let's finish together. She's a mix of GFE / pse.
After the sex, we just cuddled and kissed before she offered to give me a excellent massage. She said its one of her specialties. It felt great without using oil.
Excellent service, no rush whatsoever and she said mongers pay hard earn money to see me and she will make sure you leave here very happy.
Will definitely repeat with her. Great Energy and Great Service.
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02-06-26 02:11 #17401Regular Member

Posts: 9Lisa at Tokyo Renton
I had not been to Tokyo in about a month so decided to drive up and check out bombshell Viet Lisa!
I arrived and parked and was met at the door by a beautiful and voluptuous Lisa. Smiles and giggles paved the way to the magic room that was waiting for me. Gear dropped and paperwork addressed. Lots of kisses and hugs and I was extremely pleased.
Lisa returned back and began with a great thorough massage. Sometimes it's hit or miss with this part but she definitely nailed it!
Face: 7. 5/10. She's very attractive with sharp Viet features and lengthy dark hair. Great smile and her accent is the cutest. English is legit.
Body: 8/10 holy shit!! It's banging. Perfect curves. Beautiful chest. Ass to die for and those legs. Yummy.
Service: 8. 5-9/10. This is where Lisa shines. She was enthusiastic and bubbly and genuine from start to finish. Massage was top notch. For real. And the flip? This girl knocked my socks off. BBBJ was out of this world. Slow and deliberate and felt great. Cover on and some ACG that I swore she was trying to force my hips through the table with how intense this ride was. I had to tap out and switch positions before popping. She laid on her back sideways on the table, spread eagle and let me get after it. And I definitely did. Watching this beautiful girl rub her clit while I went to pound town enough for two O's until I just couldn't last any longer. Amazing.
Ended with little more massage and clean up and we talked about food and such. Told her about blossom restaurant in Renton which serves Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine which matches what she wants.
Highly recommended and will see her many more times this month. Thank you Lisa.
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02-06-26 02:07 #17400Senior Member

Posts: 148Interesting; I saw her yesterday and she was strictly L1.
Originally Posted by Strong1954
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YMMV, always.
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02-06-26 00:27 #17399Senior Member

Posts: 36I was honestly confused too. If I see " that implies to me double digits. But maybe it implies 2 and 2 zeroes, so 200?
Originally Posted by AnotherVN
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02-05-26 20:37 #17398Senior Member

Posts: 128Blue Jade February: Two legit ATFs
It's a long, cold, lonely winter in Seattle when Alex isn't around. She was a superstar in her maiden visit to Brisa a couple months ago, and now she's rocking worlds at sister spa Blue Jade in Burien. She's an all-natural young spinner with a cute giggle and elementary English. She's sweet enough to give you diabetes on your first visit. All the "standard" Blue Jade activities but delivered in an adorable package. No rush, no complaints, no snags. If you like tiny, sweet, cute, GFE vibes then you are going to love Alex.
Other girl Roxanne is getting plenty of chatter. I'm reading lots of positive comments about this "new" rising star. But if you were ever a fan of high-energy athletic PSE style table-shower queen Emma at Elsa Spa Federal Way then Roxanne may look VERY familiar to you. I never understand why well-known ATF level girls want to throw away all the brand equity with a name change. I asked her if I could "out" her and she agreed. So yeah. Roxanne is Emma.
Both girls are top shelf. They are on extreme opposite ends of the seductive energy scale. Alex softly purrs and coos. Roxanne / Emma devours you like a hurricane. I'm not big on duos, but I imagine this duo would be out of this world.
TL; dr: Blue Jade currently has two experienced ATF girls with juxtaposed styles both of which put the focus all on you. There is no wrong answer here this month.
Hobby safe!
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02-05-26 20:21 #17397Senior Member

Posts: 279Got Lucky with Lucky at Q-Massage (shoreline)
I arrived and once I got over the decor. Smh.
I met Lucky at QSPA as my local host suggested. As soon as I saw her I was ready to get locked in the room with her.
Lucky: Slender, plump lips, dreamy eyes, GND face and vibe, the jury is out of her tits they felt and looked amazing, fit body with long legs and decent ass and thank goodness a beautiful manicured patch on top, I give her mid twenties.
Donation handed over a total of $200 for the hr and we started. She approached me with such subtle fuck energy it was hard for me to wrap my mind around it. Lucky's definitely submissive, she did everything right starting with light seductive DFK, tongue swirling, I just loved her energy. They have a stand up shower but I arrived clean and ready to smash. I leaned on the edge of the table with my dick hanging, she got the point and kneeled down and worked it real nice and slow, such a good bbj that in no time I was hitting the back of her throat. Spit and precum bubbles everywhere. The visual alone was worth the price of admission.
I covered and we changed spots, she was up against the table, standing dog, and I was behind her meticulously hitting her shallow insides. Dabbled a bit in mish she looked good but I was tried standing up. LOL.
We synced our rhythm in CG then I didn't care anymore and just wanted to offload since my time was flying by. K9 is a must if you are lucky enough to cross paths with Lucky. If I see her again while I'm here Its going to be k9 and CG. We went back to K9 and I went real slow and her grip just kept getting tighter, she got louder till I gave up, ripped the cover and let out a perfect back shot giving her a good coating.
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02-05-26 18:16 #17396Banned Member

Posts: 108Li Ya Massage in Kirkland
This was my third time to visit Li Ya Massage in Kirkland. It has become my new go to place. I did not make a review after my second time so I will mention it today. Lucky serviced me during my second time. She is a very beautiful young, Chinese lady. Her English is pretty good. She is about 5' 1" or so in height and has a well-proportioned body. She gave a very nice massage and afterwards climbed on top for a CFS CG. I definitely had a connection with her because I did not last very long. Lucky is my favorite lady there. Oh, she is shaved so, I do enjoy that for DATY.
Today, Lucky was not able to service me due to time of the month. So, she brought in a new girl named Chloe who has an amazing body. To my surprise, I ended up with a four-hand massage as Lucky stayed in to help Chloe. Chloe's English is also very good. After the massage, Chloe slipped on a cover and began a CBJ. Later, she asked if I wanted 69 and I said for her to lay down and let me focus on DATY which I enjoyed. The only thing is she had a slight Bush which is not my favorite, but I persevered and continued on. Chloe seemed to enjoy it. Once completed, she mounted me for CFS and it was very enjoyable. Once I made a deposit in the cover she cleaned me up and took a shower. She returned and continued a massage with enjoyable conversation.
I have never felt rushed a Li Ya. I hope to return soon and have another date with Lucky. I definitely recommend Li Ya.
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02-05-26 17:06 #17395Banned Member

Posts: 211Hailey is back at Blue Jade this Sunday
Yeah, pricing discussion came up a few times. $200 is standard for BBBJ + CFS for an hour. Most places seem to consider 45+ minutes as an hour, especially when busy. Better girls make an effort to give you your full hour, but then the next guy has to wait 5-10 minutes while they clean up and freshen up (thank them for that). Many guys get pissed off if they have to wait 10 minutes LOL.
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Hailey is back Sunday. Someone may have already booked 2 hours with her. Not sure who that Someone would be LOL.
Lulu is gone (maybe for good?
Roxanne and Alex are both great. Alex is a bit younger and more of a spinner. Roxanne is still plenty young, great body, maybe slightly prettier face for me personally. Service is great from both.
You literally don't even have to book. I still recommended having an appointment because there are times all 3 girls are busy. But with next week's lineup, you will have three service queens, Hailey, Roxanne, and Alex. My preference is obvious but only because I'm clearly in love with Hailey, LOL.











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