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11-25-25 09:16 #54Senior Member

Posts: 796I will gladly take you up on your offer brother.
Thanks for the offer brother. It is appreciated, but then again, isn't that what this site is all about?
Make sure to leave a post of your gallivanting in the Keys, so the rest of us Parrot Heads have updated intel on action in the Keys. Except for LouieLouie, there don't seem to be many brothers on the Keys boards providing intel, and I am only down in the Keys once in a blue moon, so every little bit helps!
Take care, have fun and always be careful out there!
SO-8.
Originally Posted by RiverRat99
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11-17-25 09:28 #53Senior Member

Posts: 215Thanks
If you ever get to Atlanta and need intel let me know!
Originally Posted by SpecialOne8
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11-15-25 23:15 #52Senior Member

Posts: 796There are options in Key Largo
Haven't been in The Keys since the summer, but the talent at the AMP across from the Winn Dixie in Tavernier had quality talent in comparison to the two on the north side of Key Largo. Both of those pther spas were running old mares who had seen better days. There was also another spa in a small strip center (on the southbound side of USA 1 close to MM90) that had a "younger" masseuse in her 30's, but I didn't get to try that one out. The one down near Marker88 had an old hag who took one look at me and handed me the card to the one in the strip center and said: "Nice young girl! Good massage! She take good care of you!" Like I said, the "girl" was in her 30's. Not too pretty, but very friendly and eager to get me to come back. Perhaps I will on my next journey to the Keys.
Good luck. If you need any other intel for the Keys, PM me here.
SO-8.
Originally Posted by RiverRat99
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11-14-25 10:35 #51Senior Member

Posts: 215Full service or L1 Recommendations?
Hi.
Senior member from Georgia here. Any recommendations on AMPs in Key Largo. I heard new spring breeze spa might be good? Any others.
Feel free to DM me. And if you get to Atlanta let me know. Happy to return the favor.
River.
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10-02-25 16:32 #50Senior Member

Posts: 391I wish there was.
There's one girl that's on the bigger side that's real but she raised her rates to 400.
Originally Posted by Tazmanx
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I wouldn't trust any of the others because there's a rip-off club there.
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09-30-25 13:25 #49Regular Member

Posts: 4Visiting Key West
Going to be in Keywest in a few weeks and wanted to see how the talent is down there? Wondering if there is any good providers to see.
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04-17-25 16:43 #48Senior Member

Posts: 796For the most part, I have to agree.
Over the past decade, I have partaken of several of the AMPs from Deer Key to Key Largo and without exception, the best service has always been from Islamorada- north. Why? I have no idea, but this has been my experience over the years. Unfortunately, with times, talent too has changed. During my recent visit to the Keys, I was disappointed to see not one of the therapists was under age 50, and three of the four were above 60. Add to this, each one of the three were less than desirous of welcoming me into their establishment. It was. "You want massage? YES? NO? When?" W e all know most Asian women age poorly, but jeez, less-than-appealing collar-to-ankle dresses? Saggy jowls? Bunioned feet? Really? On top of all this, no signs of extras in their voice. Ultimately, I settled for the last place I frequented more than a year ago. Same "older" lady with a tight body, soft, welcoming eyes and long black hair. This time however, she wasn't as enthusiastic to see me. Her efforts on the table were low-effort, and she constantly stopped to answer the phone every time it rang even though another therapist was not occupied with a client at the time. This action on her part really spoiled the visit for me. Even the ending was far from prior experiences. Needless to say, she didn't like the. 4 tip I left on the table either! She complained, but I told her: " Baby, you want more, you do more!
Originally Posted by DennisonDean
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Hopefully things will change for the better in the months ahead but for now, this seems to be what the Keys have to offer in AMP service.
SO-8.
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02-11-25 20:03 #47Senior Member

Posts: 119Largo
Any chance you'd care to share locations in Largo?
Originally Posted by Burner99
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02-10-25 20:19 #46Senior Member

Posts: 208AMPs
I do a lot of hunting in the keys. I love a good massage and more. Key west is a no go. I've been to 90 percent of the massage place and didn't get anything more than a little tease. Marathon and islamarada is the same. The extras don't come till key largo There are two places that offer HJ BBBJ in this area. Hope this help a little.
Originally Posted by MarcusGoinsBig
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01-27-25 15:23 #45Senior Member

Posts: 91Islamorada
Hey RubLover. Your mailbox is full, my man.
Originally Posted by RubLover803
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01-16-25 13:52 #44Senior Member

Posts: 446Locals
Man this is all people looking including myself. Seems the locals either don't share info or don't know about the board.
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01-05-25 12:40 #43Senior Member

Posts: 467Indie
Visiting soon.
Any good indie therapists?
Will be in Islamorada area.
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06-04-24 14:55 #42Regular Member

Posts: 2Cindy at Asian Massage
Asian Massage near the Thai restaurant in Key Largo. Cindy did an awesome massage with a standard finish on the flip. I've been a few times and have never been disappointed.
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08-02-23 17:59 #41Senior Member

Posts: 191Oversea's Hwy
Just drove back from KW and passed all the towns between Key Largo and Key West and noticed a bunch of massage places including AMP's in Marathon, Big Pine Key and a couple in Key West. Are all legit or do the ampsters offer at least a level 1 service. I'm going back down in 2 weeks and wouldn't mind stopping for some driving stress release. Thanks for any info provided.
Mikey.
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03-01-22 11:07 #40Senior Member

Posts: 159Key largo. Pink strip mall location. Ask for Sofia. She knows how to please her clients. I've had a few five star visits with her.
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