Massage Parlor Reports

**Drews4** · 11-15-25 17:02

Saw on the news that Uni got busted. I didn't think it would last long.

**Timberwolf** · 11-15-25 11:50

Originally Posted by Sanctimonious6 [View Original Post]

That post is from 2010 and much of the info is out of date and contrary to my experience. For one thing, "don't haggle" is terrible advice.

Prices have gone up since 2010, but the rest is pretty much spot on for a good FS AMP. The "beg for a handy" Chinese AMP and hotel Asians are a different thing.

Haggling is a great way to get "attitude" and rushed if that's what you're after. You'll also be remembered as a cheap bastard.

Get just a massage and give her a small tip if she wants too much for extras.

**HarryDude** · 11-15-25 11:17

Originally Posted by Power69 [View Original Post]

Holy moley. I saw her so long ago, I can't remember.

We need a nostalgia thread to reminiscence.

I wonder how many of us on here are womb brothers.

Man I used to dump a load in her at least monthly. One time I told her I wanted to DATY so we didn't go into the shower like usual, the smell was horrible I couldn't get close to her so said I changed my mind and we went into the shower. I was a youngin and thought I was one of the few clients she has sex with lmao me at 20 or whatever age I was. She did have a great rack, man I'd see her again for old times sake. She moved to WA or OR I think.

**Van Lopez** · 11-15-25 11:00

Originally Posted by Kidcudi09 [View Original Post]

I have been texting for the few days with Lexiii. Locked in a massage for early this morning out in Canton. Paid $120 for the half hour nude with handy. Nice pierced tits and can hold a conversation, she wasn't in glam style as she put it because her hair wasn't done (oh well).

The massage is her basically rubbing me down with hints of pressure of my shoulders and neck. This lasted about 15 minutes. On the flip oiled up but zero and I mean zero sensuality. While she has beautiful pierced tits, no sucking on them only allowed me to play with the nips.

The massage was not fully nude just topless. No touching below besides her ass which is not much those angles are a mofo in these ads.

In and out in about 35 minutes. Can cross her off my list but I would not repeat.

https://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/...y-rubs/2041878

Be safe,

Cudi.

She even goes so far in her ad to mention no FS or BJ. Were you expecting more than a massage?

I avoid those providers who state no FS or BJ in their ad. Ti me that's a red flag that nothing else is available.

**JayTwo21** · 11-15-25 10:01

Bro I don't know why but this shit made me laugh out loud so hard.

Originally Posted by AmpCommando [View Original Post]

If you make a fake user to write fake reports again I will edit them so they say she has AIDS.

A2

**Ezcumezgo80** · 11-15-25 08:53

Originally Posted by Kidcudi09 [View Original Post]

I have been texting for the few days with Lexiii. Locked in a massage for early this morning out in Canton. Paid $120 for the half hour nude with handy. Nice pierced tits and can hold a conversation, she wasn't in glam style as she put it because her hair wasn't done (oh well).

The massage is her basically rubbing me down with hints of pressure of my shoulders and neck. This lasted about 15 minutes. On the flip oiled up but zero and I mean zero sensuality. While she has beautiful pierced tits, no sucking on them only allowed me to play with the nips.

The massage was not fully nude just topless. No touching below besides her ass which is not much those angles are a mofo in these ads.

In and out in about 35 minutes. Can cross her off my list but I would not repeat.

https://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/...y-rubs/2041878

Be safe,

Cudi.

Thanks for the review. I have been wondering about her.

**EvenFlow5** · 11-15-25 00:40

Been there multiple times in the past with standard HJ experience, roaming over the clothes. However on a recent visit, with a provider I've actually seen there before, they were all acting weird and she tried to say only DIY, which I declined and just left at that point. Anyone had a recent experience like that there? Thats never happened to me in many years where I've been to a place multiple times and had it change up like this.

The visit was a couple days ago.

**Kidcudi09** · 11-14-25 16:59

I have been texting for the few days with Lexiii. Locked in a massage for early this morning out in Canton. Paid $120 for the half hour nude with handy. Nice pierced tits and can hold a conversation, she wasn't in glam style as she put it because her hair wasn't done (oh well).

The massage is her basically rubbing me down with hints of pressure of my shoulders and neck. This lasted about 15 minutes. On the flip oiled up but zero and I mean zero sensuality. While she has beautiful pierced tits, no sucking on them only allowed me to play with the nips.

The massage was not fully nude just topless. No touching below besides her ass which is not much those angles are a mofo in these ads.

In and out in about 35 minutes. Can cross her off my list but I would not repeat.

https://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/...y-rubs/2041878

Be safe,

Cudi.

**Sanctimonious6** · 11-14-25 16:44

Originally Posted by LazyLover [View Original Post]

https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2362305

That post is from 2010 and much of the info is out of date and contrary to my experience. For one thing, "don't haggle" is terrible advice.

**Freddy100** · 11-14-25 15:54

Adultsearch.com

Ciara's amazing massage.

The pictures are not her, she is very cautious.

Originally Posted by HugeDk [View Original Post]

How does one locate contact info for Ciara?

**LazyLover** · 11-14-25 15:30

Originally Posted by GuyDetroit [View Original Post]

So do you typically call ahead and schedule an appointment? Maybe ask for a girl or is it typically you just wing it on whoever is there at the time? Thinking about going to oak park as it is close. Thanks.

https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2362305

**JoeyRamone** · 11-14-25 13:25

Originally Posted by GuyDetroit [View Original Post]

So do you typically call ahead and schedule an appointment? Maybe ask for a girl or is it typically you just wing it on whoever is there at the time? Thinking about going to oak park as it is close. Thanks.

Unless I have the providers number (I do have a couple), I just show up and take who I get.

Once in the room, I ask whoever brought me in if they're giving the massage. If yes, I start negotiating right then and there. I ask how much for everything? I make it clear that I want boom boom. They know exactly what that means.

I don't fuck around with this laying on the table and rubbing her leg or whatever the fuck some of these guys do. I make it clear right from the beginning what I'm there for.

I've never been turned down or turned away. Some don't offer FS just BJ but other than that, I've been successful 100% of the time.

When she comes back in the room, I'm completely naked, standing there with junior at attention.

**AmpCommando** · 11-14-25 13:00

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If you make a fake user to write fake reports again I will edit them so they say she has AIDS.

A2

**BuddyHeld11** · 11-14-25 10:25

Originally Posted by GuyDetroit [View Original Post]

So do you typically call ahead and schedule an appointment? Maybe ask for a girl or is it typically you just wing it on whoever is there at the time? Thinking about going to oak park as it is close. Thanks.

As great a resource as this platform is, everything is different: AMPs, providers, levels of service, personal preferences. The best advice I can offer is not to invest in outcomes. The lower the expectations, the better the experience.

**GuyDetroit** · 11-14-25 09:55

So do you typically call ahead and schedule an appointment? Maybe ask for a girl or is it typically you just wing it on whoever is there at the time? Thinking about going to oak park as it is close. Thanks.