Massage Parlor Reports

**Eaton Beaver** · 11-05-25 20:06

Originally Posted by HeeJunk [View Original Post]

LOL. Not going to happen. You would have a better chance at Massage Envy.

Or Tropical Touch.

**Vajuxo** · 11-05-25 15:01

Originally Posted by Sanctimonious6 [View Original Post]

I read that wrong at first and thought you gave her a grand for a HJ. Just about had a stroke.

Last time I spent that much on 1 event was in Vegas 25 years ago for a very accomodating and attractive 20 year old that stayed the night.

**HeeJunk** · 11-05-25 14:41

Originally Posted by HugeDk [View Original Post]

Any one have experience here? Seems like I recall a past report saying legit only. Most reviews on Google are women and couples but one never knows. I know it's west Bloomfield so I think they keep a tight lid on places even opening there. But if anyone can report their experience that would be appreciated.

LOL. Not going to happen. You would have a better chance at Massage Envy.

**BuddyHeld11** · 11-05-25 14:01

Originally Posted by HugeDk [View Original Post]

Any one have experience here? Seems like I recall a past report saying legit only. Most reviews on Google are women and couples but one never knows. I know it's west Bloomfield so I think they keep a tight lid on places even opening there. But if anyone can report their experience that would be appreciated.

Reading the tea leaves (or between the lines) in the reviews: Closes at 8 PM is a red flag. Huge language barrier, green flag. I'm not interested, but if one is it may be time to TOFTT.

**HugeDk** · 11-05-25 07:53

Any one have experience here? Seems like I recall a past report saying legit only. Most reviews on Google are women and couples but one never knows. I know it's west Bloomfield so I think they keep a tight lid on places even opening there. But if anyone can report their experience that would be appreciated.

**BBM1979** · 11-04-25 19:19

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/h...892669005.html

Had a session with this one today. Easy communication, responded right away. Was quoted 50 for the massage and was informed there were upgrades available for an additional 50 or 100 and those wpuld be discussed in person. In my opinion, she isn't the best looking provider I have ever seen, but her personality more than made up for it. She is such a cool girl, very cheerful and friendly. Not strung out on drugs and actually holds a conversation. Very upbeat, and personable girl. The upgrades were 50 for HJ or 100 for BBJ. She actually gives a decent massage and since the overall price was right I elected for the BBJ. Takes it deep and very good technique. No CIM, but I was impressed anyway. Be good to this one, fellas. I will definitely repeat.

**Sanctimonious6** · 11-04-25 17:50

Originally Posted by Vajuxo [View Original Post]

Full hour decent massage, I splurged and gave masseuse a Grant due to slightly lower house fee, good medium plus massage, gentle yet effective hand shake, full hour and fairly liberal otc.

Would repeat.

I read that wrong at first and thought you gave her a grand for a HJ. Just about had a stroke.

**DooMama7** · 11-04-25 15:56

Originally Posted by HeeJunk [View Original Post]

That was mostly unreadable, but someday those kids will submit to ancestry, and will get results back that they have half brothers and cousins, with your last name.

Not a fan of short text hugh?

CIP = Cum in Pu $$why.

YKW = You know what.

BC = Birth Control.

**HeeJunk** · 11-04-25 15:42

Originally Posted by DooMama7 [View Original Post]

I'm talking for those CIP and for the providers who allow it, either A. They are past fertile stage (some of these women are 50+) they go to the clinic to get ykw done or they are on bc. I wonder if any have got knocked up, I know with myself being young and strong virility I wonder if I have any kids I don't know about walking around.

That was mostly unreadable, but someday those kids will submit to ancestry, and will get results back that they have half brothers and cousins, with your last name.

**Vajuxo** · 11-04-25 14:34

1 of my favorite Donovan songs and descriptive of my experience.

$70 for the hour, attractive 30 something masseuse.

Got asked if I'd been before and said of course.

I responded to signals by rubbing attendant the leg, which got her to state, ok, you ok.

On the turn received a very soft touch handshake and providers comfort with fairly extensive OTC.

Full hour decent massage, I splurged and gave masseuse a Grant due to slightly lower house fee, good medium plus massage, gentle yet effective hand shake, full hour and fairly liberal otc.

Would repeat.

**DooMama7** · 11-04-25 14:25

I'm talking for those CIP and for the providers who allow it, either A. They are past fertile stage (some of these women are 50+) they go to the clinic to get ykw done or they are on bc. I wonder if any have got knocked up, I know with myself being young and strong virility I wonder if I have any kids I don't know about walking around.

**DooMama7** · 11-04-25 14:19

Originally Posted by BuddyHeld11 [View Original Post]

Right. This place seems to me to operating as if we were in the state of Nevada. My first time was as every bit as awesome my last time.

Great news!

**BuddyHeld11** · 11-04-25 10:38

Originally Posted by DooMama7 [View Original Post]

Hmm, I will just have to try this weekend, I suppose. I'm a new face so not sure if she will be more suspicious compared to a regular like you, that being said I have heard of many this place is easy.

Right. This place seems to me to operating as if we were in the state of Nevada. My first time was as every bit as awesome my last time.

**SmegBoy** · 11-04-25 00:10

Originally Posted by AMG2023 [View Original Post]

I agree. Tight body. Nice implants. Skilled.

Some people say she has concrete bowling balls strapped on to her chest, others say ice implants. Sure would be nice to have a definitive rating.

**SandersNut** · 11-03-25 18:08

Originally Posted by HeeJunk [View Original Post]

No matter what you propose they will ask for more. Start at 200, go to 220 and then follow the Stand Your Ground Laws.

That's sage advice my friends. Exactly my protocol. I hear what some mongers pay for providers I consistently pay $20-60 less and shrug and keep moving.

If she has gps I make the judgement call and move on or negotiate A satisfactory rate. Good luck my friends.