Massage Parlor Reports

**DWaits** · 10-18-25 15:44

Had an escort cancel on me again so hit this spot up since I'm far northside. I have been there before. They seem to keep the woman in the spot for a long time. Not the usual 7 day rotation.

Location: https://www.yelp.com/biz/royal-massage-chicago.

Price: 160 for 30. Normally I start with a 120 offer but 140 seems to be the new range. She was friendly. I was tired after some other things fell through.

Providers name is Rose. Lower age range of GILF.

Body: Second flattest chest I have ever experienced. Flat as a board. But nipples were really long and thick. If you like long dark nipples, she's your GILF. Didn't get a good look at the ass. Pussy hairy but not unruly.

Face: Ok. Good enough.

Personality: very friendly.

Action: LFK. Better than normal Chinese women who either open their mouth or who seem to peck like a bird with their tongue. She knows how to kiss. DATY and FIV while DATY. HJ and then CFS. I don't know if BJ is on the table. I'm sure it is, but I like to DATY for a long time and needed time to screw. Went standing mish and it felt good. She has some belly / baby damage, but not super bad. So she's tight enough for a GILF. Didn't feel like I was swimming in her and I'm probably just below average size.

Don't love that this spot is in a high traffic area but she keeps the front door open so you walk into the vesituble and then knock on the door. The woman who used to be here kept booth doors locked and you had to stand out there while ringing the bell. Normally I don't care about standing on the street but this spot is too close to my home.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 10-17-25 15:43

Originally Posted by Othera489 [View Original Post]

Is that massage envy on diversey?? And how much was the damage?

Haha- I would love to get even a HJ at massage envy but not going to happen. I think he's taking about diversey & austin. There a hispanic ice cream place at 6003. Map it and search massage to find the place I think he's talking about.

**HankyDaPanky** · 10-17-25 12:37

Originally Posted by Dgordon630 [View Original Post]

Visited Linda on Western recently and had a good experience. Eager therapist that I had a good connection with. Not super young but had a nice frame and great naturals. Be safe.

Linda like to explore the services?

**TheChudster** · 10-17-25 08:57

Originally Posted by Satriani [View Original Post]

I know this is not the thread but there really isn't any.

Has anyone tied Sublime Savana in south loop. Or does anybody have any recommendations for some lite bdsm.

Alright, I'll help you out since I was wondering about Savannah myself before I saw her and just couldn't nail down any solid info.

I booked her for a massage (not BDSM) and got the appointment, no fuss no muss. Got to her place, and she is about 30-40 pounds heavier than her pics would suggest. No joke there. You can tell she was thin in her younger years but is now borderline chubby. Despite that, she's attractive and has a sexy aura about her, so I was still into it. We did the massage, and while she's most certainly not a LMT, the rub was nice and sensual. Flip was good, she was wearing a cute thong that I found sexy. Anyway, it was fine and pretty standard as far as the price for a 60 minute rub and tug in Chicago from an independent provider.

The worst part was that about a month later, I texted her for another appointment, and she was SUPER fucking rude to me. I'd heard she was like that from others, catch her on a bad day and she's a freaking head case. I'm a little surprised with what she's charging that business is good enough to where she can treat clients like that and just piss away a few hundred easy dollars. But what do I know?

Bottom line, I believe she's truly YMMV. Worth it to at least try once, but the experience was pretty mid for me.

**Dgordon630** · 10-16-25 14:07

Visited Linda on Western recently and had a good experience. Eager therapist that I had a good connection with. Not super young but had a nice frame and great naturals. Be safe.

**UnknwnSoldier** · 10-13-25 19:28

Originally Posted by Satriani [View Original Post]

I know this is not the thread but there really isn't any.

Has anyone tied Sublime Savana in south loop. Or does anybody have any recommendations for some lite bdsm.

I've done reading elsewhere from people that have had good experiences with her and recommend.

**Dinosaur9** · 10-13-25 17:56

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

I don't know why people are so hung up on these. I mean you could go to a place that has never been raided or robbed, but if it's your unlucky day the day you decide to go it will be the day that place is raided or robbed. If you can't take the risk, then stick with Phillipine. People continue to go to BHC knowing full well that alderman Ramirez's office is right next door. So far, nothing has happened yet. If you have been scared, then you would have missed out the fun.

Why would a man who's married or in a relationship be concerned with the idea of being under surveillance while illegal busting nuts inside prostitutes?

You're right, I have no idea why anyone would be concerned with that!

**OrangeLine1** · 10-13-25 17:31

Lisa at GB is a local Fan Fave YoYo the small girl with the big titties a few weeks ago did an all night session with her and put a good pounding on her. Sexy loves to suck you while you sit in a hotel chair I finished inside her twice that night and in the morning she took a third down her throat. Getting hard just typing this but if you get a chance check her out she loves to suck on dicks and I know several of us and blasted a nut inside her. She is a repeat type of girl and if you get her to do outcall to your hotel drop $1000 and it's a free for all all night long my nuts still hurt from that night but I creamed her twice in the V once in the mouth and had 2 fingers knuckle deep in her little ass.

**OF Charlie** · 10-13-25 15:16

Originally Posted by Dinosaur9 [View Original Post]

So what's the environment out there now? Is the posts about shut downs, raids, robberies and police surveillance at spots around Chinatown accurate?

I abstained from AMPs to save on a Philippines trip (which I highly recommend, you can literally get a round trip flight, 5 nights at a 5 star hotel, and a new 20 yo student every night for the cost of one overnighter in the US) so I've been out of the loop.

I don't know why people are so hung up on these. I mean you could go to a place that has never been raided or robbed, but if it's your unlucky day the day you decide to go it will be the day that place is raided or robbed. If you can't take the risk, then stick with Phillipine. People continue to go to BHC knowing full well that alderman Ramirez's office is right next door. So far, nothing has happened yet. If you have been scared, then you would have missed out the fun.

**Fit312** · 10-13-25 12:33

Originally Posted by Dinosaur9 [View Original Post]

So what's the environment out there now? Is the posts about shut downs, raids, robberies and police surveillance at spots around Chinatown accurate?

I've had no issues and would take any unverifiable claims from a single source with a grain of salt. I did see some guy working on the facade of Orange Spa, so maybe they'll be reopening that venue in the future.

**Dinosaur9** · 10-13-25 10:59

So what's the environment out there now? Is the posts about shut downs, raids, robberies and police surveillance at spots around Chinatown accurate?

I abstained from AMPs to save on a Philippines trip (which I highly recommend, you can literally get a round trip flight, 5 nights at a 5 star hotel, and a new 20 yo student every night for the cost of one overnighter in the US) so I've been out of the loop.

**Othera489** · 10-12-25 15:35

Is that massage envy on diversey?? And how much was the damage?

Originally Posted by BlueMyself [View Original Post]

Finished up some ice cream next door on W Diversey Ave and then wrapped up my day at Chicago Massage.

For just 1 hour, I felt it was jam packed and eventful. Adalynn was always 2 steps ahead so there was no time wasting moment. Probably in the first few minutes I fell asleep. The "normal" massage that she started off with was actually really doing the trick. Adalynn then whispered, "wake up sleepy head" while she stroked my cock slowly. I'm already all wet, but I still got alotta gas left. Cover thrown on, and all of a sudden I feel the most beautiful wet warmth ever.

Adalynn's CBJ was that good and extremely engaging. So good that something clicked in my head. Like a confidence boost. I grab her, spread her legs, and I insert myself into her with authority. Enjoyed the hell out of mish. Had to cover her mouth a few times from screaming too loud. Good times.

**Lolx123** · 10-12-25 15:29

Originally Posted by Varsity2017 [View Original Post]

Any recommendations at broadway spa? I called and asked for Claire but they said Lisa was available. I heard they had a good young girl with big tits but wasn't sure which one she was. Haven't gone yet.

I've taken a break from AMPs for a while, but when I went Broadway was my go to. I stopped going around the time Angela stopped working there and it was too hard to book her. I've been wondering who they got there a couple days ago, as when I stopped going there wasn't anyone too good. Not a lot of talk about the place here mostly spas on the south side.

**Satriani** · 10-12-25 14:22

I know this is not the thread but there really isn't any.

Has anyone tied Sublime Savana in south loop. Or does anybody have any recommendations for some lite bdsm.