Massage Parlor Reports

[BradLee9450]

It's on Sharon in Burlington. It's easy to find. Check RubM for specifics.

Yep sign is neither, but can confirm Lily. OK time in a pinch for the north end.

[MrGolfball]

Full moon by the US Chef store?

It's on Sharon in Burlington. It's easy to find. Check RubM for specifics.

[BradLee9450]

Normally I don't contribute much here. It's more of entertainment than anything. But we have a rare gem in our hood. A bad case of cabin fever sent me out for dinner and a cocktail. Lily at BM had sent a sweet message the day before that she was back and to come for a visit. Details, Smeetails. I do things different. I'm 62 and the chance of getting over the mountain top after a cocktail with these girls are slim and none. Even cold sober, I can't get over the top with most of them, bless their hearts. Last night after my dinner, I pounded 2 doubles, 1 single, and my 100 mg Viagra before heading to Blue Moon. Good Lord what a sexy little spitfire. Lily is my idea of a physical masterpiece. A tiny little wingnut with a set of perfectly sized MMs. And she has the sexy playful disposition to go with! And yes, boy did she get ever get me over that damn mountain top. She's that good and we are privileged to have her for a few months. Don't miss the chance and treat her right everyone. You will thank me after if you have never seen her. Standard donations and letters in the alphabet.

Full moon by the US Chef store?

[MrGolfball]

Normally I don't contribute much here. It's more of entertainment than anything. But we have a rare gem in our hood. A bad case of cabin fever sent me out for dinner and a cocktail. Lily at BM had sent a sweet message the day before that she was back and to come for a visit. Details, Smeetails. I do things different. I'm 62 and the chance of getting over the mountain top after a cocktail with these girls are slim and none. Even cold sober, I can't get over the top with most of them, bless their hearts. Last night after my dinner, I pounded 2 doubles, 1 single, and my 100 mg Viagra before heading to Blue Moon. Good Lord what a sexy little spitfire. Lily is my idea of a physical masterpiece. A tiny little wingnut with a set of perfectly sized MMs. And she has the sexy playful disposition to go with! And yes, boy did she get ever get me over that damn mountain top. She's that good and we are privileged to have her for a few months. Don't miss the chance and treat her right everyone. You will thank me after if you have never seen her. Standard donations and letters in the alphabet.

[BananaBandit]

I keep seeing the Burlington joints posting ads offering way more than what you actually get, mainly the few FS joints in town. I keep trying to nail down the booker on what is actually included because every time I visit one of these joints, I never get BBBJ or nuru, even when I go in with the full $$ stack at the start. Sometimes the ladies actually play dumb and hand me back change and then try to raise prices at the flip negotiation.

Makes me want to skip all these places and make the drive south where things are known. Funny thing is, I met a gal at the place near Haggen who had a billion rules and no's, but then she went to JM and all that was gone, so it's the ladies adapting to the shop or area. Can't get away with the bs down south that they do up here.

Sounds to me like the "CFG" (Chinese Fuckery Group) in the greater Seattle area. They carpet bomb with ads promising everything with "new young girls" and in the end is mostly a disappointing craps shoot. I personally would never contact an org like this unless they had consistent positive reviews. I don't know of any in Whatcom or Skagit. So I stick to the AMP scene while here.

[Techdork]

I keep seeing the Burlington joints posting ads offering way more than what you actually get, mainly the few FS joints in town. I keep trying to nail down the booker on what is actually included because every time I visit one of these joints, I never get BBBJ or nuru, even when I go in with the full $$ stack at the start. Sometimes the ladies actually play dumb and hand me back change and then try to raise prices at the flip negotiation.

Makes me want to skip all these places and make the drive south where things are known. Funny thing is, I met a gal at the place near Haggen who had a billion rules and no's, but then she went to JM and all that was gone, so it's the ladies adapting to the shop or area. Can't get away with the bs down south that they do up here.

[BananaBandit]

I've definitely noticed quite varied experiences here, even from the same provider. Can be very hit and miss. Jessica definitely did vie for more money, but my negotiations weren't bad. Drew Ava my last time there. Massage was kinda meh, mostly elbows. Much to my surprise things worked to junior without any negotiation and I got lots of action with mild PM while still face down. After several minutes I flipped over. Out came LOTS more oil. No rush at all and all OTC was allowed with some under bra action. After the cleanup I got another 20 minutes face and scalp massage. Paid for 30 min (. 5) and was there over an hour. Tipped. 8 afterwards and she seemed genuinely grateful. Never had a hard sell there. But as I said earlier the sales tact varies a lot.

- Saw Jessica per bananna's recommendation. Nice girl but was pushing for 120 on the flip. Pushed back and got to 100 and service was admittedly quite stellar, top off and let me get a peek at the eye of sauron, nice attentive slow massage. Came back and saw ava: nice looking girl, flip comes and ask for the same. She replies with 150! Told her to gtfo but I was in a poor negotiation position. Settled on 100 for just top off. Rushed, uninspired, jackhammer HE.

[RandomActOffAp]

- Saw Jessica per bananna's recommendation. Nice girl but was pushing for 120 on the flip. Pushed back and got to 100 and service was admittedly quite stellar, top off and let me get a peek at the eye of sauron, nice attentive slow massage. Came back and saw ava: nice looking girl, flip comes and ask for the same. She replies with 150! Told her to gtfo but I was in a poor negotiation position. Settled on 100 for just top off. Rushed, uninspired, jackhammer HE.

[OldNan1]

Was that including the house fee?

By "all in" I meant the total amount: $50 + $150 = $200.

[UndeadHentai]

Had a hot half hour meeting with Nina yesterday. Started with a CBJ, then 69. Switched to standing mish with her feet on my shoulders, some DATY mixed in and finished with a HJ. She was very enthusiastic during the activities.

She's 30's with small B's and sensitive nips. A bit of a gut so don't expect a hot young thing. I just want to be honest about her looks. I still found her to be attractive. $200 all in.

As I was finishing, the other lady came in to help me dress. Can't remember her name but I may go back to try her out.

Was that including the house fee?

[OldNan1]

Had a hot half hour meeting with Nina yesterday. Started with a CBJ, then 69. Switched to standing mish with her feet on my shoulders, some DATY mixed in and finished with a HJ. She was very enthusiastic during the activities.

She's 30's with small B's and sensitive nips. A bit of a gut so don't expect a hot young thing. I just want to be honest about her looks. I still found her to be attractive. $200 all in.

As I was finishing, the other lady came in to help me dress. Can't remember her name but I may go back to try her out.

[BaryMcCochener]

Anyone have any new info or adventures here? C'Mon. Guys we can be like the Everett page if we try.

Sorry. All my adventures have been north of the border lately (the last 5-6 months).

[BananaBandit]

Anyone have any new info or adventures here? C'Mon. Guys we can be like the Everett page if we try.

Stopped my Blue Moon. Was met by a lady who was kind of average looking. She didn't look Asian to me, more middle eastern, but later spoke to the other provider in Chinese. She had pretty massive tits, I'd say bigger than DD. She really didn't doit for me so I asked to see the other one. She had an ok body but kind of an odd looking face. Both were in their 30's or 40's. I passed. Drove down the street to the place by Costco. On a previous session there as I was leaving there was a lady there that looked like a Korean supermodel. Absolutely gorgeous face and a very fit body. If I were younger I'd have taken her right back to the room for round 2. That ain't in me anymore. Every time I've been back since their quality has gotten progressively worse. This day they had 2 grannies so I left. Further south I went to Red Lotus. Drew Jessica a 20 or early 30 something, probably not even 5' tall with b cups and what I'd call baby fat. Not great body but not fat. She is adorable and cute as a button. To my knowledge this is a HJ only location. 50/70 for the house. Usually get topless HJ for $ to $. 5 with pretty liberal roaming. Her service is pretty good with body glides, Russian and really good grinding before a nice handy finish. Will repeat.

If anyone knows where Mariah is who used to work at Red Lotus, I'd LOVE to know. Had a few fantastic sessions with her and made the mistake of not getting her number.

[UndeadHentai]

Anyone have any new info or adventures here? C'Mon. Guys we can be like the Everett page if we try.

[SeattleSam2009]

Is it a cyber truck painted like the American flag?

You saw it??