Escort Reports

[Kynkydzyrz 69]

After much texting back and forth over two days, I decided to take a chance on this one.

In the Words of Arnold Schwarzenegger: BIG MISTAKE.

If the fact there was NO likeness in her appearance vs. Her pics wasn't bad enough (She had age-marks on her face, two-tone frizzy hair, NO makeup, thighs so fat, they started smoking as she led me to her room from the front of the property where she met me, and a beer gut bigger than Santa Clause) taking a stroll to the rear of the property where she lived was the coup de grce! The entrance to the "room" she occupied was a creaky three wooden steps that saw their better days decades ago. The door which we entered her room from was a multi-pane clear glass door with NO shade or curtain. After taking three steps in, I looked around, was hit upside my head by the smell of vomit (could have been spoiled milk because she also had three cats and one kitten wandering around the room too.) Her makeshift bed was a futon that looked like the sheets had NEVER been changed, and was covered with everything from soiled clothing to an empty Ritz Crackers box! Less than 30 seconds into this twilight zone episode, I was on my way out of there and onto greener pastures.

If you like your women fat, ugly and looking like they stopped taking care of themselves years ago, this gal is waiting for your call.

QV: . 8.

Hhr: is a buck sixty.

Hr: Two Uncle Bens.

I know it's not funny but you made it sound hilarious, I guess the 141#she implied in her ad was many years ago? P.S. I hate cats.

[SpecialOne8]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/leesb...d/620000324872

[SpecialOne8]

After much texting back and forth over two days, I decided to take a chance on this one.

In the Words of Arnold Schwarzenegger: BIG MISTAKE.

If the fact there was NO likeness in her appearance vs. Her pics wasn't bad enough (She had age-marks on her face, two-tone frizzy hair, NO makeup, thighs so fat, they started smoking as she led me to her room from the front of the property where she met me, and a beer gut bigger than Santa Clause) taking a stroll to the rear of the property where she lived was the coup de grâce! The entrance to the "room" she occupied was a creaky three wooden steps that saw their better days decades ago. The door which we entered her room from was a multi-pane clear glass door with NO shade or curtain. After taking three steps in, I looked around, was hit upside my head by the smell of vomit (could have been spoiled milk because she also had three cats and one kitten wandering around the room too.) Her makeshift bed was a futon that looked like the sheets had NEVER been changed, and was covered with everything from soiled clothing to an empty Ritz Crackers box! Less than 30 seconds into this twilight zone episode, I was on my way out of there and onto greener pastures.

If you like your women fat, ugly and looking like they stopped taking care of themselves years ago, this gal is waiting for your call.

QV: . 8.

Hhr: is a buck sixty.

Hr: Two Uncle Bens.

[DamnTdm]

Going to be coming through the are a few times this month this one caught my eye any info on her?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ocala...r/387248633007

She'll scam you in some way for sure. Saw her probably 3-4 yrs ago in Dunnellon, had a friend or girlfriend interrupt like less than 5 min into session to come and repair a busted pipe and tell you to drive then come back in 15 and ghost ya. She also has a pic that's not her since it's missing some tattoos and one.

[Mp9457]

Didn't notice she went by Brooke, she showed a good review a few weeks ago The other Brooke is fat and scaggy and a rip off this Brook I'm going to go see.

Yes I did a review on her. Creampie also.

[Mustang1994]

Going to be coming through the are a few times this month this one caught my eye any info on her?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ocala...r/387248633007

[Kynkydzyrz 69]

Hey guys,

I'm new to the area and feeling things out. I know there is a Brooke or 2 around here already, but unsure if this is a different one. It looks like it to me, but maybe I'm wrong. Any info on her? If not, I'll take the plunge and give some feedback. Thanks in advance.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...056/3526157964

Didn't notice she went by Brooke, she showed a good review a few weeks ago The other Brooke is fat and scaggy and a rip off this Brook I'm going to go see.

[Praterk1001]

Hey guys,

I'm new to the area and feeling things out. I know there is a Brooke or 2 around here already, but unsure if this is a different one. It looks like it to me, but maybe I'm wrong. Any info on her? If not, I'll take the plunge and give some feedback. Thanks in advance.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...056/3526157964

[WearyJohn]

Southern Hospitality aka Kelley was hosting in the Villages a day or two a month awhile back. Idk if she still does, if she is in your wheelhouse definitely would be golf cart accessible. Jesse.

I dreamt of her once probably back in April when she was posting in the villages.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ocala...u/721133743309

She hasn't posted in villages for several months so I just got this old link off of the internet for any not familiar with her.

It wasn't that easy to set up a date because of her traveling, but after several attempts I locked in an appointment with her. I think it was 150 for hh.

In the dream she was staying at a nice high end hotel. I'm usually not a fan of the bigger ladies, but there was something about her. I got into her room and she was in a robe and she immediately started DFK. I did some daty and then I started on those enormous breasts. She gave in my opinion a mediocre BBBJ. After the foreplay, I sent my unvested infantryman into her pleasure trench. Her vagina was probably the most unique I ever experienced because it felt like there was a second smaller vagina deeper inside her vagina. I didn't notice this at first, but as the session of whoopie went on I definitely realized this anomaly. It ended with a touchdown, CIP. A pleasing session indeed. We talked about the goings on in the world for a few minutes and I left.

She wouldn't be my #1 choice, but I'd see her again. Can't really say anything bad about her, solid experience.

[Kynkydzyrz 69]

That's an old ad. There is radio silence on that number.

Phyuck!

That's a definite pass anyway, GPS at it's finest and really does not look at all worth it. Come on stop feeding the ego of a glorified street walker.

[Phyuck Yiu]

That's an old ad. There is radio silence on that number.

Phyuck!

https://secrethostess.com/10566758/

[WearyJohn]

What has she changed?

It was 150 or 160 for hh not that long ago.

[Mp9457]

That's funny I'll try a few times to contact the one with those pics never got a reply and the review on her ad came from you or someone maybe they sell review we trust the senior opinions much more.

You think I didn't see her? Whatever dude.

[Mp9457]

She looks sexy, did she tell you to pull out or is CIP available?

She asked me to pull out.

But YMMV.

[Mistro61]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cala/191969811

What has she changed?