Massage Parlor Reports

**Zorney99** · 07-24-25 09:12

Anyone have experience with any AMPs in Joplin? Headed there this weekend. I checked the.

Joplin thread and the last post was from 2016! I appreciate any feedback.

**HappyGuy1** · 07-23-25 21:38

Originally Posted by HappyGuy1 [View Original Post]

I noticed this weekend and was also curious.

I TOFTT today, 40 ish petite Asian. Her name was Jenny and she provided a good massage without draping. Teasing started about 40 minutes in. HE was available with minimal OTC touching. I will probably repeat eventually.

**Tony 9** · 07-23-25 11:29

Originally Posted by ElixirMan [View Original Post]

I was out and about and saw this place. It looks new. I was tempted to try it but not in the mood for a dud. Any info?

Good massage, its been at the locale for about a year maybe, I've been twice, I was satisfied w my ending, but I wouldn't say its a must-go-too.

Just because one guy has a positive experience, doesn't mean the next guy will. As always w any woman or provider the first impressions, chemistry.

**Train88** · 07-23-25 11:24

Originally Posted by ElixirMan [View Original Post]

I was out and about and saw this place. It looks new. I was tempted to try it but not in the mood for a dud. Any info?

Give the address, man. We share information here.

**ElixirMan** · 07-22-25 22:52

I was out and about and saw this place. It looks new. I was tempted to try it but not in the mood for a dud. Any info?

**RHornyBoy** · 07-22-25 13:59

Originally Posted by Maddog72 [View Original Post]

Saw her the other day still great body but the non stop babbling about random shit got me I'll never see her again.

I won't go ever again there are already too many people living in her apartment with all the voices in her head.

**Maddog72** · 07-22-25 09:46

Originally Posted by SparkySmith [View Original Post]

It's hard to believe she has many (any?) takers for face sitting at 3 roses. If you're determined to try (and brave enough), tell her in advance that you only have 2 roses, and ask her if she will settle for that. And report back after your session (if you're still with us, that is).

Saw her the other day still great body but the non stop babbling about random shit got me I'll never see her again.

**Sparky Smith** · 07-22-25 09:24

Originally Posted by SouthCityGuySt [View Original Post]

Alright mongers. I know the crazy is well documented and I've been hesitant to go see her again despite seeing her several times in the past and always having an enjoyable experience. The face sitting is what continues to pique my interest. If you've seen her ads, you know that she has an absolutely perfect little kitty and I've always wanted to taste her. Has anyone gone for the face sitting session? I know that $300 is borderline ridiculous but the little head keeps bringing me back to wondering.

It's hard to believe she has many (any?) takers for face sitting at 3 roses. If you're determined to try (and brave enough), tell her in advance that you only have 2 roses, and ask her if she will settle for that. And report back after your session (if you're still with us, that is).

**Rickstr352** · 07-22-25 07:16

Originally Posted by SouthCityGuySt [View Original Post]

Alright mongers. I know the crazy is well documented and I've been hesitant to go see her again despite seeing her several times in the past and always having an enjoyable experience. The face sitting is what continues to pique my interest. If you've seen her ads, you know that she has an absolutely perfect little kitty and I've always wanted to taste her. Has anyone gone for the face sitting session? I know that $300 is borderline ridiculous but the little head keeps bringing me back to wondering.

Wonder if that session might include a BJ?

**Rickstr352** · 07-22-25 07:14

Originally Posted by Johnnygadget [View Original Post]

Had a dream I went to 5th st in st chas and got a south African sounding therapist.

The dream was a nightmare, she had no idea what she was doing, no skill, no technique just brute force in the center of my back.

The flip was just as bad. It seemed like she grew up in a monastery and had never seen anatomy much less know what what to do with it.

I dusted off my folder of links and most of the sites I used to roam are gone, so I don't know where to go shopping anymore.

I'd love some GFE but if I have to dig thru a pile of unstated deposit required posts (RR), I give up and go to Eden.

If anyone has a favorite, strong, happy massage, bonus if there are additional benefits, please enlighten me.

Take your gadget to Classic, calla, 5 Star, and what was Health spa on Olive to get your gadget polished! That's all you get in Mo. !

**DeadDead22** · 07-21-25 17:17

Originally Posted by SouthCityGuySt [View Original Post]

Alright mongers. I know the crazy is well documented and I've been hesitant to go see her again despite seeing her several times in the past and always having an enjoyable experience. The face sitting is what continues to pique my interest. If you've seen her ads, you know that she has an absolutely perfect little kitty and I've always wanted to taste her. Has anyone gone for the face sitting session? I know that $300 is borderline ridiculous but the little head keeps bringing me back to wondering.

That's not borderline ridiculous, it's full-blown "I've crossed the border illegally and am now working for a lawn service in Evanston, IL" ridiculous.

$300 to please her? Bruh. I'd pay $300 to fuck her. But if that's your kink, more power to you. Face-sitting is rarely about eating pussy, I though. It; s more about asphyxiation.

To each their own.

**Johnnygadget** · 07-21-25 16:49

Had a dream I went to 5th st in st chas and got a south African sounding therapist.

The dream was a nightmare, she had no idea what she was doing, no skill, no technique just brute force in the center of my back.

The flip was just as bad. It seemed like she grew up in a monastery and had never seen anatomy much less know what what to do with it.

I dusted off my folder of links and most of the sites I used to roam are gone, so I don't know where to go shopping anymore.

I'd love some GFE but if I have to dig thru a pile of unstated deposit required posts (RR), I give up and go to Eden.

If anyone has a favorite, strong, happy massage, bonus if there are additional benefits, please enlighten me.

**SouthCityGuySt** · 07-21-25 11:39

Alright mongers. I know the crazy is well documented and I've been hesitant to go see her again despite seeing her several times in the past and always having an enjoyable experience. The face sitting is what continues to pique my interest. If you've seen her ads, you know that she has an absolutely perfect little kitty and I've always wanted to taste her. Has anyone gone for the face sitting session? I know that $300 is borderline ridiculous but the little head keeps bringing me back to wondering.

**Jeffc 574** · 07-21-25 08:51

Originally Posted by BlackCadilac [View Original Post]

Got a rub the other day and my masseuse spoke decent English so I asked her after the rub talking in the lobby why no boom boom in our fine city? Was told st Louis has very strict laws against it and all the shops and girls won't do it because so. Checked to see if the laws are more oppressive than other cities and it's really not. I mentioned KC is in Missouri also yet they have places she tried saying the laws aren't as strict there since it's rural. I didn't feel like correcting that thought so I left it. If there's any truth to what she said then it looks like we'll never have the same levels of service as almost every big city in other states as I'm sure it would be known industry wide amongst the girls who travel around. Then comes the other issue that if menus ever do open up the massage level of service becomes almost non existent as those who've been to brothel spas know it's only about the sex the majority of the time.

What the law says on paper and how often and how through Uncle checks are two different things. Maryland Heights / Westport have been known for police stings for years. I don't venture that way very often and don't want to find out. Crestwood / Watson used to have a few working girls. Not any more. Do the police still check plates in the hotel lots? Doesn't matter.

Changing the perception of an area is hard. Once a story is out it becomes the truth and can be for years. Decades. For example. I have a friend who lives in the CWE. Most food delivery won't go to his house. Some people won't come to his house after dark. "Everybody" says it is unsafe. It is a very safe neighborhood. Or will be again after the tornado repairs are done.

**Member #2613** · 07-20-25 17:45

Originally Posted by Splatter34 [View Original Post]

I might need pinching this weekend. Any contact info for her? Thanks -- John.

It has been touch and go for my ability to log in. I tried toncomeback amd include a link but my log in would not work. In any event I saw someone else posted. I hope it works out for ya, I was not able to get ANY upgrades.