Massage Parlor Reports

[Butterstick2]

Long-time lurker, first time posting. I decided to try Serene A massage about a month back. I arrived about 11 AM on a Saturday morning, and was met by an attractive 20-something Asian girl, wearing a pink top and yoga pants. I paid $60 for an hour. She took me back to a room and left me to get undressed.

When she returned, she stood me up and started giving me a hug. Now to be sure, she was very huggable, but I figured this was a LEO check and responded how I thought was appropriate. Maybe not appropriate enough, because she kept up the hugging longer than expected, but she eventually indicated for me to get on the table. She asked what kind of massage, I asked for hard, and boy howdy, it sure was. She started with my shoulders and back, digging in her elbows, then worked her way down one side and back up the other. By the time she got to my calf muscles I was close to asking her to ease off, but I gathered her English wasn't too good and didn't want to risk being misunderstood.

After the flip, she massaged my arm a bit, then indicated toward l'il Butterstick and smiled. I smiled and nodded, and she was off, no discussion of a tip. She allowed OTC, eventually lifting up her shirt and getting out one of the girls. Afterwards, she cleaned me up, then massaged my feet and temples for a bit. In all I was there a little over 50 minutes.

[Paradigm71]

Heard its strictly legit.

These are a chain and all with the same MO, overpriced mediocre massage and zero extras. The places are worse than legit IMO, don't waste your money at any of them.

[Tevin1626]

Stopped a couple of places that happened to be busy in the afternoon, it had been a while since I had been to Asian Pro so I popped in there. A very pretty 40 ish Mandy greeted me. She is about 4'10" maybe 90 lbs, pretty face, nice ass, and a wonderful set of tits. Massage was decent, she stayed out of ass grabbing range most of the time but didn't seem to mind when she was. There were some hint of teasing but nothing serious until the wipe down. It was all fun after that. I brief negotiation for top up. 8 and a pretty good time after that.

Asian pro has been a pretty standard rub and tug in past for me, but Mandy was a definite step up.

I have to agree. Saw her last week and her tits are wonderful.

[Goonersquad]

Good Day Mongers, any of you fellas have experience at the tropical touch? Look like some lovely ladies.

Heard its strictly legit.

[RedOctober57]

Good Day Mongers, any of you fellas have experience at the tropical touch? Look like some lovely ladies.

[NedDivine13]

Reached out to her this AM. Not the woman in the ad (she sent me a face pic with big sacks, brown hair. Decent enough looking). She wants $50 deposit for first timer. Hard pass. Was waiting for the verification BS next. Do these women really think I'm going to expose my identity to them?

I think this is why I prefer AMPs. No upfront deposit. Show up when you want. All cash transaction. No questions asked. You know what you are going to get and can sometimes be surprised pleasantly.

https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...863344697.html

[OtraVez]

Decided to check this place out after I saw some discussion on it regarding what might be available there. When I got there the lady that brought me to the room wasn't very attractive, I did an hour for. 7, but then my actual masseuse was much cuter. Short, in her 30's, long hair, nice smile. She was wearing jean shorts with a T-shirt. From the beginning the massage was excellent, which makes sense if this place was formerly completely legit. The massage was so good the trip would have been worth it for just the massage, she really knew how to use her elbows too without making it uncomfortable. She got up on the table early on and had my head right between her legs and I could feel her thighs, but when I tried to touch her she asked me not to and said to focus on the massage. She also kept pressing her boobs against my head throughout the massage, and did a decent amount of teasing as well without explicitly touching the boys. She also offered hot stones which I wasn't expecting and I said yes, been a while since I had hot stones and that felt good. She spent almost the entire time with me face down, which I didn't mind since I was enjoying it, but eventually she had me flip over. OTF she pointed to jr and said "happy?" I said yes, she asked how much and I said. 5 she was happy with that. Finish was a bit of a jackhammer but I was ready to explode anyway so it didn't matter too much, she cleaned me up after and gave me a water and said see you next time. Since she didn't want to be touched I doubt more than HE is available but could be a YMMV situation.

Thanks for TOFTT, too bad it didn't pan out. I had my hopes up. But I guess it wasn't totally legit, and HE is available.

[Paradigm71]

Decided to check this place out after I saw some discussion on it regarding what might be available there. When I got there the lady that brought me to the room wasn't very attractive, I did an hour for. 7, but then my actual masseuse was much cuter. Short, in her 30's, long hair, nice smile. She was wearing jean shorts with a T-shirt. From the beginning the massage was excellent, which makes sense if this place was formerly completely legit. The massage was so good the trip would have been worth it for just the massage, she really knew how to use her elbows too without making it uncomfortable. She got up on the table early on and had my head right between her legs and I could feel her thighs, but when I tried to touch her she asked me not to and said to focus on the massage. She also kept pressing her boobs against my head throughout the massage, and did a decent amount of teasing as well without explicitly touching the boys. She also offered hot stones which I wasn't expecting and I said yes, been a while since I had hot stones and that felt good. She spent almost the entire time with me face down, which I didn't mind since I was enjoying it, but eventually she had me flip over. OTF she pointed to jr and said "happy?" I said yes, she asked how much and I said. 5 she was happy with that. Finish was a bit of a jackhammer but I was ready to explode anyway so it didn't matter too much, she cleaned me up after and gave me a water and said see you next time. Since she didn't want to be touched I doubt more than HE is available but could be a YMMV situation.

Did you get a name? I think there might be three working there. I saw YuYu the other day and saw a not attractive short one wearing a skirt when I was leaving. YuYu was attractive with small tits, nothing special on the massage, flipped over and the sheet came off as I turned and she did not try to cover but took a while massaging both arms before asking about a HE. Got some good OTC on her ass and pussy from behind, would not take out the girls though.

[Lickn]

Went to green shade last week and paid 70 for hour and while getting the massage I heard the door opening several times and about 30 minutes into my massage the lady asked me to flip. I was thinking wow, already, then she said very busy. I was like ok but I'm already here, LOL. Anyways she gave the ole jackhammer and I still had 20 minutes left and she said next time I come I get 1 hour for the half hour rate. I was still pretty mad anyways. So I went back today to collect on my hour and a different lady showed me to a room and asked how long I said one hour, she said 70. I said no other lady told me I get 1 hour for the 30 minute rate. We haggled back and forth and I was about to just leave when the original lady from last week came up and said ok to the deal. Well I still got a jackhammer at the end and shorted almost 15 minutes this time. Also , she kept on insisting for 70 for a tip but I refused so she finally gave up and excepted the 40. I would never recommend or I will never repeat there.

[The LookingMe]

Found myself up in the Columbus area recently. Made another visit to RL. Got a very long massage and a nice pair of tits to play with while she played with me.

[LessGetIt]

Decided to check this place out after I saw some discussion on it regarding what might be available there. When I got there the lady that brought me to the room wasn't very attractive, I did an hour for. 7, but then my actual masseuse was much cuter. Short, in her 30's, long hair, nice smile. She was wearing jean shorts with a T-shirt. From the beginning the massage was excellent, which makes sense if this place was formerly completely legit. The massage was so good the trip would have been worth it for just the massage, she really knew how to use her elbows too without making it uncomfortable. She got up on the table early on and had my head right between her legs and I could feel her thighs, but when I tried to touch her she asked me not to and said to focus on the massage. She also kept pressing her boobs against my head throughout the massage, and did a decent amount of teasing as well without explicitly touching the boys. She also offered hot stones which I wasn't expecting and I said yes, been a while since I had hot stones and that felt good. She spent almost the entire time with me face down, which I didn't mind since I was enjoying it, but eventually she had me flip over. OTF she pointed to jr and said "happy?" I said yes, she asked how much and I said. 5 she was happy with that. Finish was a bit of a jackhammer but I was ready to explode anyway so it didn't matter too much, she cleaned me up after and gave me a water and said see you next time. Since she didn't want to be touched I doubt more than HE is available but could be a YMMV situation.

[Midwest Dude]

To the Monger at 21 massage yesterday / Wednesday around 5:00 who was very much enjoying himself, keep it down. You sounded like an old grizzly bear watching porn for the first time. Your grunts and groans were ridiculous and my masseuse (Amy / Ami) & I were (silently) laughing the entire time. Act like you've been there before and have some "manners" for the rest of us..

This is one of the funniest things I've read here in a while.

[JayBird42]

Happened by 21 the other day and wondered what was up. Care to share some details? Send me a PM if that's better. I work near there.

It's always been a solid option for me as I'm in the area fairly regularly. There's been some debate over the years here on DIY vs HJ, but it's been a pretty consistent good time for me. Of the 20 times I've been over the years, I've left happy 19 of them with very little "work" to identify intent and never a haggle.

[Jaxon92]

To the Monger at 21 massage yesterday / Wednesday around 5:00 who was very much enjoying himself, keep it down. You sounded like an old grizzly bear watching porn for the first time. Your grunts and groans were ridiculous and my masseuse (Amy / Ami) & I were (silently) laughing the entire time. Act like you've been there before and have some "manners" for the rest of us.

Aside from old Smokey, standard / great trip to 21 as always..

Happened by 21 the other day and wondered what was up. Care to share some details? Send me a PM if that's better. I work near there.

[JayBird42]

To the Monger at 21 massage yesterday / Wednesday around 5:00 who was very much enjoying himself, keep it down. You sounded like an old grizzly bear watching porn for the first time. Your grunts and groans were ridiculous and my masseuse (Amy / Ami) & I were (silently) laughing the entire time. Act like you've been there before and have some "manners" for the rest of us.

Aside from old Smokey, standard / great trip to 21 as always.

-Jay.