Massage Parlor Reports

[WBurton]

Guys I know I have left a million reviews on YoYo from Green Buddha now at Perfect 10 Spa but this girl is my favorite ever. She is such a sweetheart and with me being an older guy some times I'm not the quickest to finish. This girl makes you feel so relaxed and is super chill. I honestly wish my situation wasn't so messy I swear I would marry her and take her out the game from your guys -.

But check her out her oral skills are top shelf best in the biz and she is just a ton of fun and even worked with my schedule today and got me in early. There are 2 girls there other girl is Alice I personally haven't had a session with her but I promise if you go check out YoYo you won't be disappointed-.

I suggest making an appointment and if you need her number just PM me and make sure you get YoYo not personally sure on the other girls performance but I can verify YoYo is a really good time even for us older Mongers she doesn't get frustrated as we take our good ole time.

[Moss734]

It not the worst but that's definitely not the safest place to have to stand around for long making yourself a target. Treat yourself to a Polish at Jimmy's about a minute, s drive away next time.

The one on 2734 N Western. Their Website actually states the place is open 24 hours. Went around 8 pm on Monday. No more large sign, just black windows and small sign on the door that says Asian spa. Nobody answered. Waited 5 minutes. Still no answer. Finally call and get let in. Fifi let me in. The place was dark and her boobs were busting out of her dress and she looked Korean so I said OK I'll proceed (she is Chinese). She starts speaking to me in Chinese, speaks little English. Definitely at least in her late 40's most likely 50's but decently well kept for her age, 5'3"ish without shoes. I gave her $200 and she left. When she took off her dress she had slight pooch that was hidden under the dress but full D-DD boltons (large but not ones that would hang, if that makes sense). Although massage technique wasn't the greatest, she has really strong hands so made up for it. After 5 minutes I flip and she starts giving me a CBJ. I first said no, I want the BBBJ but now she acts like she doesn't understand and didn't want to use the translator, OK whatever. Tried a few different positions, didn't try kissing or even considering DATY (personal preference for visiting spas later in the day). As I was leaving she said come back to see her and I asked to see the other girl since it was my first time there. She got a little defensive. I might go back if I'm in the area and if they are indeed open 24 hours it's at least an option. Find it hard though if only 2 girls to be open around the clock.

[LittleVegas]

Based on reports here (thank you all), went to go check out Linda Spa on Western just north of Irving Park on Tuesday around 4:30 pm. Went it, stood there for a while, no one was there. Called out: nothing. Not a sound in there, not even like they were busy with other customers. Just. Silence. Eerie. So, change of plans.

Texted Amanda Spa and asked for Mimi around 5:30, they said no problem, so made my way down from Linda to Amanda. Got to the door at 5:25, rang the buzzer, and also texted. Previous posters mentioned that there often a long wait, but I eventually stood there for 15 minutes, out in full view of all the traffic, until getting annoyed and leaving. When I got back to my car they said come in but at that point I was so pissed that I just texted back that I'm leaving. Even funnier, they texted me back about 30 minutes later to ask: "Did you come in?" Did they not even know? Didn't bother responding.

I have no idea what was going on at Linda Spa, but to Amanda Spa: you might be great, but not if you can't even make it inside. I did hear about the side entrance, but still: 15 minutes and nothing, after repeated bell ringing and texting. Is that normal? I'm more used to AMPs, which always have some sort of waiting area and a mama / papasan to let people in. But standing for 15 minutes on the sidewalk of a busy street in full sun is not my idea of a good time.

It not the worst but that's definitely not the safest place to have to stand around for long making yourself a target. Treat yourself to a Polish at Jimmy's about a minute, s drive away next time.

[Chichef3000]

Not sure if it belongs in this section or not, but does anyone have any info on her?

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...set-73276.html

Thanks.

Did some digging around; those pictures are of someone else not in Chicago.

https://www.instagram.com/sloanbella/?hl=en

[ChickenDiner]

Today is my lucky day gentlemen.

In Rivers won some money from Blackjacks, figured find some chicks around. Too much traffic down to Chinatown so search nearby city, find a bunch of ads about sound spa massage, decided to give it a go.

When the lady open the door, she shocked me, she is the very famous girl Mia that we been talked about here a year ago in blue island spa or somewhere down south. Man 100% is her. I could never forget her.

She is so young, thin, and cute. Her look is for sure my ATF. She has OK English, basic conversation no problem.

After undressing, she led me into the shower. No table shower her but she makes sure fit in the shower tub with me and gave me a nice body rub. Lots of preview on the nipples and my brother.

Back to room, we agreed to delay the massage to the end. She started the service with my face down. Gave me a kiss around the body and use her boob to rub my back and ass. Rimming was so good as well and I enjoyed every bit of it. She asked me turned around and started the kissing on my nipple again and then move to BBBJ. Her mouth is small and soft, the BBBJ is so nice and is also one of my ATF. Put on the cover, I made sure to fuck her in every position I can so I can watch her body in different shape. It was a nice scene.

After I came she gave me a nice massage to wrap it up. I asked why she came here is this a new place, she said her friend asked her to come and this is new. She is not sure how long she will be there. Definitely will repeat before she leave.

[OrdinaryDude]

Based on reports here (thank you all), went to go check out Linda Spa on Western just north of Irving Park on Tuesday around 4:30 pm. Went it, stood there for a while, no one was there. Called out: nothing. Not a sound in there, not even like they were busy with other customers. Just. Silence. Eerie. So, change of plans.

Texted Amanda Spa and asked for Mimi around 5:30, they said no problem, so made my way down from Linda to Amanda. Got to the door at 5:25, rang the buzzer, and also texted. Previous posters mentioned that there often a long wait, but I eventually stood there for 15 minutes, out in full view of all the traffic, until getting annoyed and leaving. When I got back to my car they said come in but at that point I was so pissed that I just texted back that I'm leaving. Even funnier, they texted me back about 30 minutes later to ask: "Did you come in?" Did they not even know? Didn't bother responding.

I have no idea what was going on at Linda Spa, but to Amanda Spa: you might be great, but not if you can't even make it inside. I did hear about the side entrance, but still: 15 minutes and nothing, after repeated bell ringing and texting. Is that normal? I'm more used to AMPs, which always have some sort of waiting area and a mama / papasan to let people in. But standing for 15 minutes on the sidewalk of a busy street in full sun is not my idea of a good time.

[Eddinger]

Yeah. It was a fun place. Super clean. Never got less than an uncovered blow job with anyhow. I still remember my first time with Kelly over 15 years ago. Nice massage and on the flip she just started blowing me. It was insane and so hot. She swallowed everything. I went back the next day and ate her pussy until she cam and then moved up to fuck and she was like "do you have a condom?" and I was like "no" and she was like "ok, but don't cum inside" and so I didn't. And then after about my 10th session I was like. "I kind of want to cum inside" and she just kind of looked at me and so I asked again "can I cum in you" and she just nodded. And that was like 2014 and my first creampie of a hooker and it was fantastic and holy shit I fucked her a lot over the past 2 decades. Sometimes she was cuming so much when I would eat her out she wouldn't do anything about the two fingers I shoved deep in her asshole and I would get excited thinking she was finally going to let me do anal but she never would. Bummer.

Or S&L. Yes it was a excellent 2 decade run by Kelly since it ain't easy to check off the bucket list of BBFSCIP on the spa owner / mamasan but Kelly made that possible. I would joke with her to come down here to Orlando where it's warmer in the winter than Chicago. Alas even Orlando is not the monger spa heaven that it used to be. If Kelly returns I'll be surprised conversely if she Kelly doesn't return I'll be surprised. Time to move on and get known in new places when I visit Chicago now.

[WBurton]

I never make it up north but had to meet a customer to pick up some stuff from them. Parked in front of a spa I never seen reviewed here before Called Red Rose Spa. Texted the number no response so decided to ring the door bell. Couple seconds later was greeted by NiNi a late 20's early 30's sexy little thing. Was lead to the room and I offered $200 like I normally do for what appears to be great service in the making -.

She took off my and her clothes and started with a standing BBBJ which lead to her asking me if I had a condom which I do I don't like the jar they pull them from so I always bring my own. We had numerous positions and she even offered on future visit another 2 girl option if I book in advance -.

She is light so easy to pick up and have a good time with -.

Overall great experience and if you guys need the number or address send me a PM.

Also Admins when can I get my Senior Status LOL!

[Wirelessone]

I think that's the last well see of Kelly imo. She's got a record now and prob isn't going to be able to every clear immigration for the next 4 years at least. It was a fun 2 decades.

Or S&L. Yes it was a excellent 2 decade run by Kelly since it ain't easy to check off the bucket list of BBFSCIP on the spa owner / mamasan but Kelly made that possible. I would joke with her to come down here to Orlando where it's warmer in the winter than Chicago. Alas even Orlando is not the monger spa heaven that it used to be. If Kelly returns I'll be surprised conversely if she Kelly doesn't return I'll be surprised. Time to move on and get known in new places when I visit Chicago now.

[Eddinger]

Yup.

Its super gross. I tend not to think about it while I'm getting blown and then as soon as I cum in her mouth and my head clears I'm often like, what the fuck am I doing here. Sometimes I just leave then after the shower and call it a day. Its why I spend more time at harmony now. What a gorgeous place. Clean. Hotter women all the time. Just not BBBJCIM which I really don't get why they don't do by now.

Yea and half the dudes piss in there, as well. I don't wear their slippers either, with all the toe funk from the other mongers. You can smell the mold in the showers, wait till you get home to shower, or buy some wipes and clean up.

[Dbry4281]

Yea and half the dudes piss in there, as well. I don't wear their slippers either, with all the toe funk from the other mongers. You can smell the mold in the showers, wait till you get home to shower, or buy some wipes and clean up.

Saw Emma like over a week ago. She was awesome very cute and sensual. First time I've ever CIM from a BBj. I was like wow. Did the 2 hours and banged 4 times. She is easily top 5 of experiences I have had for the ladies of the night. So that's the good. The bad is these showers. They just look lie they are filled with mold and athletes foot. The ugly is that is saw a cockroach. Please shake your clothes off before you put it back for your own homes sake.

[Dirt McGirt14]

Saw Emma like over a week ago. She was awesome very cute and sensual. First time I've ever CIM from a BBj. I was like wow. Did the 2 hours and banged 4 times. She is easily top 5 of experiences I have had for the ladies of the night. So that's the good. The bad is these showers. They just look lie they are filled with mold and athletes foot. The ugly is that is saw a cockroach. Please shake your clothes off before you put it back for your own homes sake.

[Ohhi773]

Emma is worth seeing. She's pretty, fun, and puts in alot of effort. I'll see her for a 3rd time before she leaves. I think her last day is the 15th.

I'm intrigued by the petite latinas, but I can't roll the dice on latinas. One day I will.

Paid my first visit to Orange. Had a mediocre experience but will definitely go back after getting a look at the other talent.

I happened to walk up to the door 10 seconds before two other mongers, so it was a little awkward having an audience while I fumbled trying to find the right doorbell button to push. We all got in, and I was quickly matched up with Rayan. She has a fun personality, speaks good English, and has a huge beautiful rack (man made pretty sure but you can tell they were big to begin with). She does not look like the photo at all and barely like the IG videos. The session was fine. She did covered BJ, didn't want my mouth anywhere near any part of her body, and kept her hand down by her pussy the whole time as if she needed the ability to quickly keep me from going to aggressively. All that said, she was fun to fuck, and her tits are pretty incredible.

I saw a couple of the petite Latinas, and they were really cute. I also saw Emma, who I found to be smoking hot. Great body and actually prettier (and older looking) than what's posted on the site and IG.

[Eddinger]

You read it right.

Who knows if its worth it to you. But for a hug tittied latina with a hot face and who lets my hands go all over while she gives both a great massage and a perfect hand job and lets me cum all over her hands without freaking out and just keeps going its totally worth it for me.

Some people seem to think fucking a below average looking 45 yr old Chinese woman in a total dump is worth their 300. For me. I don't mind giving 190 to a smoking hot thick latina whos fun to talk to and enjoys jerking me off!

190 total for an hour fully clothed with HJ. Am I reading that right? Seems very expensive. Please lmk if there's more to the story. Or maybe my sense of value just hasn't kept up with inflation. I can afford it and don't need any more than HJ but a little more skin would be nice at that price.

[AyoHell]

Very pretty face MILF with lighter colored hair and nice soft natural Cs. Small amount of baby damage. Good option for the next two weeks however.