Massage Parlor Reports

[Joepdx]

Try going into any of the FS shops mentioned here, Candy, Love, BaoJu, and try to get a full hour of massage plus FS for $200. It's not going to happen.

$100 for a topless handy from a young, hot provider (not some old granny) sounds reasonable to me. Grannies get $0 tips from me, because I turn around and walk out when I see them.

There are a lot of guys that visit AMPs that do not know about review boards and so called going rates. They pay whatever they feel like and its been my experience they are paying less. I follow that lead and pay less without much resistance. $100 for a handy? There are shops that will provide much more if one wants to do research and negotiate. Start ignoring the bot, shop owner and shill reviews with inflated rates paid. They are not hard to identify.

[OneOne9]

A lot of these FS shops are now charging basically all-inclusive pricing. For example:

30 min: $50 house plus $150 tip = $200.

60 min: $70 house plus $200 tip = $270 (but most charge $250).

For those of us that like a real massage to be included, forget it. The FS places would rather do 30 minutes and get you out of there as quickly as possible.

I'm not sure why the tip should be higher for 60 minutes, other than you are taking up time they could be doing another 30 minute session with another guy.

You will never get the full hour anyway, even with "massage" included.

On the bright side, for the non-FS places, you can still get a real massage, get a full hour, and negotiate a lower tip. For example, 60 min with topless only HJ a tip of $100 is more than fair.

I will probably stick to the non-FS places for a while as I like to be pampered instead of rushed. I miss girls like Cindy at BG, the other Cindy and Lily at Wonderland, etc. Have not found a good replacement for them recently. If anyone has any leads I'd love to hear them.

There are a lot of guys that visit AMPs that do not know about review boards and so called going rates. They pay whatever they feel like and its been my experience they are paying less. I follow that lead and pay less without much resistance. $100 for a handy? There are shops that will provide much more if one wants to do research and negotiate. Start ignoring the bot, shop owner and shill reviews with inflated rates paid. They are not hard to identify.

[Joepdx]

Well I don't have unlimited time and money to try every single place. Just saying it seems like the trend for these FS-only places to demand at least $250 for an hour and you won't get an hour.

For example, a girl recently mentioned here on this forum:

- Paid $70 for the hour.

- 20 minutes massage then flip.

- You want everything? $200 tip.

- No, I've only been here 20 minutes, $150 tip.

- After some negotiation, tip was accepted.

- Was done and out of there in 40 minutes.

So I guess I paid $20 extra for the extra 10 minutes of massage.

The FS places do not seem interested in massage at all. So if you pay $200 up front for 30 minutes, everyone is happy.

The non-FS places you will at least get a full hour if you are paying for an hour.

And even if you find a girl you like, or find one to avoid, they will all be changed around the next month, so you have to start all over again looking for a good one.

I'm not going to say the complaints are groundless but I will note yet another person posted they paid 200 for a half hour. I had the same girl, same service, for an hour, 200 total.

Gentleman, no need to pay more. If you do, the price will only go up.

[ButtMan343]

Any decent AMP's in the McLoughlin Boulevard.

Oregon City, OR area? Thanks.

[MixedPlate89]

Morning / Good day fellas. Hope all is well. I had time today, before my sporting event I'm going to in Portland. Went to Love Spa this morning to see the new Girl Judy. First off when I saw her I was instantly liking her sexy body. Nice butt. Naturally shapely, nice & firm & toned. A hot sexy little ass that I enjoyed smacking, rubbing etc. Judy is pretty in the face. Big adorable eyes, nice lips, nice long dark brown hair, sexy waist, yeah fellas she's a solid 7 IMO. Very sweet, sensual & flirty. Speaks English pretty well, and easy to communicate with her.

She also massages pretty well. She worked my neck very well, back & legs etc. It's rare when a good looking AMP chick can also massage well, to good to great. She's pretty good in that department as well. We both had good chemistry & attraction for one another so it definitely enhanced the overall experience with Judy. Judy has the China doll elegant beauty to her similar to Bella. Good kisser & good tongue kisser as well. Very sensual touch that turned me on. Sexy moan as well. Likes to bounce on the disco stick & really enjoyed her on top.

Pussy is shaven nicely & pussy lips are nice & juicy / fat. Pussy tight too definitely felt great on my cock. She kept me bricked end to end the whole session which ain't a problem for me, but they're chicks that have me full fledged bricked because of how sexy they are & their sex game being solid in which she's sexy & her sex game is good for me to see her more than once for sure. She easily is one of the best top 3-5 AMP chicks I've seen & had FS with no question. What I like about her is my thing is demur, submissive, elegant beauty with a little freak to them which she checks a lot of boxes plus good massage too.

Nice lips which I'm a lips guy & very nice ass for an Asian girl nice, firm / toned, and good recoil effect. Doggy & missionary & CG was fantastic. Head game very solid & eye contact was good too & a turn on. Big beautiful eyes too kinda like a very cute anime character LOL per se. Big almond shape beautiful eyes. Pretty smile, nice body that's a turn on as well. She's very sexy. It was very intimate / sensual. I had a great time & definitely recommend her to you all. I'll definitely be seeing her again. She was very sweet hugging me & we cuddled a little and talked a little. She's a sweetheart. Definitely GFE vibes which I enjoyed. She's definitely one of my favs at any AMP & I been to a lot over 4 months or so now.

We had a few kisses & hugs before I left & some words of endearment. Zoey came out & said she was leaving in 3 days from now, as I write this review. She looked very pretty in her blue dress I said my goodbyes to Zoey with a hug and wished her well & said I will see you in October or November this yr when she will reportedly be back same time that Bella will be as well. I definitely will miss Zoey as she's the youngest & prettiest AMP chick out there. New girl should be coming into replace her in 3 days so it'll be interesting to see how she looks etc. All in all good way to start the day before the sporting event I go to have a great day AMP brothers & have fun & stay safe out there salute.

[WarpFactor69]

I'm not going to say the complaints are groundless but I will note yet another person posted they paid 200 for a half hour. I had the same girl, same service, for an hour, 200 total.

Gentleman, no need to pay more. If you do, the price will only go up.

Yeah, these complaints seem groundless. Many places are happy with 150 on the flip, that's 220 for an hour. They are usually fine with 200 upfront too.

Quality of massage and shorting of time usually depends on the girl, good massages could be had with fun time going into overtime as well as bad massages with no extras finishing 15 minutes early, or exactly full hour of wall clock time with the girl walking out periodically, accumulating 15-20 minutes of away time.

It's important to be able to ask for a different girl, it might feel impolite but it isn't, and be able to walk out if no girls are to your liking or you don't like the deal.

[Urlboffer]

Best tip I've ever gotten on this board is to try BaoJu Spa on Burnside /82nd. BobAO: **THANK YOU!

After a particularly distasteful bit of business I had to attend to on Friday, I decided to treat myself to some asian diversion. I drove into the parking area (completely hidden from the busy street in front!) and mine was the only vehicle there. It being mid-morning, that was a good sign. Had to ring the doorbell and wait in front of the camera. Presently the door opened and I was greeted by a stunning young girl with a tall (for an asian), knockout figure. I asked for Monica by name and was a little disappointed that this sweet thing didn't say SHE was Monica!! But, I stuck with the program.

Was led into a fairly spartan room with a table and a reclining lounge; standard furnishings, but missing any standup mirrors or other accouterments. Negotiated $$ for the half, all in, with no problems. The girl left me to undress and I caught sight of Monica out in the hall. She was shorter than the vision that greeted me, and not as pretty. Again, I was hoping I hadn't made a blunder with my choice. But, I was soon to find that I'd done just the right thing.

In comes Monica, and the dress dropped to the floor almost instantly. Nice thin frame with firm, squeezable B / C natural tits and only one small tattoo on one ankle (which I would only notice later when we were well entwined). I offered to massage HER, but she communicated that she didn't like oil. Oh well. I had her lay on the massage table and began to sample her wares from head to toe. She was delectable. Nice shaven nookie-cookie, and she really seemed to genuinely enjoy DATY, smiling broadly at me as my tongue worked its magic.

Then she flipped over onto her hands and knees on the table and began a stellar, no-hands BBBY, while I stood at the side, and ran my hands over those firm, perky tits and her round, smooth booty. After a few minutes of this, she produced the cover and suited up "junior". We started with doggy, and I found her practically molten inside as I slipped in. Monica's English wasn't the best, but she knew a few erotic phrases to add to the occasion, and they didn't sound "scripted". She reached back between her legs and massaged my balls as I worked her from behind. Excellent!!

We then went for a little missionary and a quick diversion into a somewhat awkward spoon. But that was soon abandoned in favor of cowgirl. And here's where it really got interesting. Monica mounted me, and brought her kegels into play. Omigod! Within only about five hip swirls, she made me cum SO HARD, that I simultaneously pulled muscles on the back of my upper arms! WOW! The girl just destroyed me! But in a good way!

She dismounted with a broad smile, and tended to the spent beret and paper towels, while I tried to rub out the somewhat painful arm muscles. Ow! Ow! Ow! Never had THAT happen before! Wasn't quite able to communicate that I could have used a real massage on those cramped triceps just then!! Monica soon returned with a hot towel and finished cleaning me up with tender care. Then she grabbed my face and gave me a flurry of quick smooches on my forehead, cheeks and lips. (Is this a Chinese custom, I wonder? I've gotten this little treatment multiple times visiting AMPs)
Thankfully, the arm pain receded within a few minutes. Back on with the clothes and back into the wild. Another monger turned up as I was dressing, so we didn't have to cross paths while I was leaving. I left him to the tender affections of, I suppose, that beautiful young thing that initially greeted me a half hour earlier.

That was great! Should I return, I'm not sure if I'd try the other girl or just repeat with Monica! That's a hard decision!

Again, thanks for the great tip, BobAO! Were we to meet in person, I'd owe you a round of whatever you're drinking!

[BobA0]

How many places have you tried? Including Vancouver there are over 200 AMPs in the Portland metro area. I'm sure you can find what you want. Regarding prices I am still easily getting an hour of everything for 200 total. You have to be willing to walk if you get a GPS vibe. If one place says no, the next place will say yes.

Yeah, these complaints seem groundless. Many places are happy with 150 on the flip, that's 220 for an hour. They are usually fine with 200 upfront too.

Quality of massage and shorting of time usually depends on the girl, good massages could be had with fun time going into overtime as well as bad massages with no extras finishing 15 minutes early, or exactly full hour of wall clock time with the girl walking out periodically, accumulating 15-20 minutes of away time.

It's important to be able to ask for a different girl, it might feel impolite but it isn't, and be able to walk out if no girls are to your liking or you don't like the deal.

[WarpFactor69]

How many places have you tried? Including Vancouver there are over 200 AMPs in the Portland metro area. I'm sure you can find what you want. Regarding prices I am still easily getting an hour of everything for 200 total. You have to be willing to walk if you get a GPS vibe. If one place says no, the next place will say yes.

A lot of these FS shops are now charging basically all-inclusive pricing. For example:

30 min: $50 house plus $150 tip = $200.

60 min: $70 house plus $200 tip = $270 (but most charge $250).

For those of us that like a real massage to be included, forget it. The FS places would rather do 30 minutes and get you out of there as quickly as possible.

I'm not sure why the tip should be higher for 60 minutes, other than you are taking up time they could be doing another 30 minute session with another guy.

You will never get the full hour anyway, even with "massage" included.

On the bright side, for the non-FS places, you can still get a real massage, get a full hour, and negotiate a lower tip. For example, 60 min with topless only HJ a tip of $100 is more than fair.

I will probably stick to the non-FS places for a while as I like to be pampered instead of rushed. I miss girls like Cindy at BG, the other Cindy and Lily at Wonderland, etc. Have not found a good replacement for them recently. If anyone has any leads I'd love to hear them.

[MagicHeadBalls]

Natural or man made breasts?

They felt natural to me.

[Joepdx]

A lot of these FS shops are now charging basically all-inclusive pricing. For example:

30 min: $50 house plus $150 tip = $200.

60 min: $70 house plus $200 tip = $270 (but most charge $250).

For those of us that like a real massage to be included, forget it. The FS places would rather do 30 minutes and get you out of there as quickly as possible.

I'm not sure why the tip should be higher for 60 minutes, other than you are taking up time they could be doing another 30 minute session with another guy.

You will never get the full hour anyway, even with "massage" included.

On the bright side, for the non-FS places, you can still get a real massage, get a full hour, and negotiate a lower tip. For example, 60 min with topless only HJ a tip of $100 is more than fair.

I will probably stick to the non-FS places for a while as I like to be pampered instead of rushed. I miss girls like Cindy at BG, the other Cindy and Lily at Wonderland, etc. Have not found a good replacement for them recently. If anyone has any leads I'd love to hear them.

[Burner77]

Went to Love spa this morning. Another young beautiful Chinese girl greeted me. This new girl Judy looked cute & Hot. Pretty face, big eyes and big breasts. Young also. I am guessing 24 or 25 years old. I didn't hesitate to give her the donation & took her dress off. I ate her pussy & then pounded her deep. Shot my load in the bag & still kept playing with her big breasts for a few more minutes. I love to see her again.

Natural or man made breasts?

[MagicHeadBalls]

Went to Love spa this morning. Another young beautiful Chinese girl greeted me. This new girl Judy looked cute & Hot. Pretty face, big eyes and big breasts. Young also. I am guessing 24 or 25 years old. I didn't hesitate to give her the donation & took her dress off. I ate her pussy & then pounded her deep. Shot my load in the bag & still kept playing with her big breasts for a few more minutes. I love to see her again.

[MixedPlate89]

It's Nice spa, street is Joy.

All good. Yeah one of my favs to go to.

[MixedPlate89]

I actually drove by Joy foot off of 170th around lunch time, parking lot was packed.

I also got a massage there last Friday, short, slim chick, fluent English, kinda cute, mid 30's. No extras were offered. Just asked if I want to massage chest or legs on the flip.

The other girl was tall, like 5' 8", far from attractive and overweight.

Was she in a sailor moon looking skirt etc? You got to be talking about mini only cute girl there. That's unfortunate cause I smashed her once before like 3 weeks ago. Maybe she was on the rag perhaps. Yep based on the descriptions esp the other chick LOL 😂 same girls been there few times & recommended some folks I know who live in Beaverton as well being it's close by. She's more professional & discreet about it & not as for a lack of better terms slutty LOL about FS so that's why I wouldn't go again maybe but she's cute & naturals are are B's maybe smaller Cs. Very sensitive nips. I was up front about it as I usually am. I just straight out told her LOL, massage & boom boom & she grabbed my hand & put it towards her poonani for me to feel under her dress & said how much honey? & gave her $220 for an hr. Hope you're able to smash if you want to next time.