Massage Parlor Reports

**Rck15** · 02-27-25 13:15

Originally Posted by RvaGhost [View Original Post]

This will be short.

Went on Tuesday for 30 min didn't get her name. Fake Ds no ass bad massage on flip full menu went with an oral exam she asked for 15 I straight laughed at her and said no told her 8 we agreed on 10. She dropped the dress. Completely shaved cat but holy shit was it beat up. Biggest roast beef sandwich I've ever seen. She asked if I wanted to kiss it and I said no. She couldn't pay me to it was scary. She gave a decent oral exam cleaned me up I wiped myself off a bit more with the towel on the table as she got dressed. Then I got dressed as she made the table Roth the same towel I just used to clean my dick with. I really hate these places because they aren't clean.

She is old, very old.

**DarkStar58** · 02-27-25 13:04

While on the subject of not changing sheets / towels, I had an appointment last month at that place on Parham by Blue Ridge for a 60 minute session (always a great massage) which actually lasted 50 minutes; apparently they had booked back to back because someone was coming up the stairs when I was leaving. It's not my intention to give this place a bad rep BUT when finished and I was getting dressed I noticed the MT was rushing to straighten up the table covering, put a new paper towel on the face hole and fold up the sheet place it back on the table. Which made me think WTF do they do with the hot towels or wash cloths that's used to clean up, put them back into hot towel heater thing right after being used? Because I sure in hell didn't see ones she had used on me anywhere in sight when leaving.

**Marcman804** · 02-27-25 09:29

Yeah I've been to the Asian places a few times but I'm not a big fan of it. The language barriers, cleanliness, etc.

Originally Posted by JayBird77 [View Original Post]

If you find anyone please let me know. I like a good massage as well, but the deal with not changing sheets etc has me holding off the AMPs for now. Seems like every time I go I'll end up with a cold etc. There was a lady about 15 years ago in Midlothian that I used to see named Sherry M. Tall middle aged fit white lady with a perfect chest. Gave a great massage and cheap. I want to say she was some type of physical therapist honestly and she also had a roommate it was a Richmond city police officer which I always thought was ironic. Anyway she loved to give massages but I quit hearing from her and she stopped responding suddenly after seeing her for about 6 months.

**JayBird77** · 02-27-25 09:17

Originally Posted by Marcman804 [View Original Post]

Not sure if there are any in RVA but I'm looking for an independent massage provider that's not one of the random Asians that's on skipthegames. I want a legit massage due to soreness from working out that will also leave me happy. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

If you find anyone please let me know. I like a good massage as well, but the deal with not changing sheets etc has me holding off the AMPs for now. Seems like every time I go I'll end up with a cold etc. There was a lady about 15 years ago in Midlothian that I used to see named Sherry M. Tall middle aged fit white lady with a perfect chest. Gave a great massage and cheap. I want to say she was some type of physical therapist honestly and she also had a roommate it was a Richmond city police officer which I always thought was ironic. Anyway she loved to give massages but I quit hearing from her and she stopped responding suddenly after seeing her for about 6 months.

**RvaGhost** · 02-27-25 08:17

This will be short.

Went on Tuesday for 30 min didn't get her name. Fake Ds no ass bad massage on flip full menu went with an oral exam she asked for 15 I straight laughed at her and said no told her 8 we agreed on 10. She dropped the dress. Completely shaved cat but holy shit was it beat up. Biggest roast beef sandwich I've ever seen. She asked if I wanted to kiss it and I said no. She couldn't pay me to it was scary. She gave a decent oral exam cleaned me up I wiped myself off a bit more with the towel on the table as she got dressed. Then I got dressed as she made the table Roth the same towel I just used to clean my dick with. I really hate these places because they aren't clean.

**Marcman804** · 02-27-25 07:56

Not sure if there are any in RVA but I'm looking for an independent massage provider that's not one of the random Asians that's on skipthegames. I want a legit massage due to soreness from working out that will also leave me happy. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

**Rentahoo** · 02-27-25 00:18

You don't have to look much to see that when someone asks for help with no history, they are generally told to RTFF. But when we say it again, we weren't being helpful enough. And then calling people asses (yes we can use a bad word).

Originally Posted by Bc2508 [View Original Post]

See that is the type of response and information that should have been given first. I appreciate you taking your time to respond and give good reason to why things are without coming off as a donkey. I am new and obviously am unfamiliar with how this place works. Information like that is helpful. Maybe make a rules or "not to do" list (if not already done) to help inform newbies. Idk just an idea. Well I didn't mean to ruffle any feathers. On to real business.

Stay safe.

**Bc2508** · 02-26-25 20:54

Originally Posted by GlockEm17 [View Original Post]

You have to understand for a long period every week some newbie was asking for the information on the prime spots. We have spent a lot of time and money testing these spots. And yes we are reluctant to share since giving an unproven member that kind of information could lead to a surprise visit from uncle. And we are sure they read this board and already know what goes on where but all it takes is one wanting to impress his superiors with his go to attitude to ruin a good thing. And has been stated numerous times all the information including a picture of the front has been posted, but a lot of guys want the fun without the work!

See that is the type of response and information that should have been given first. I appreciate you taking your time to respond and give good reason to why things are without coming off as a donkey. I am new and obviously am unfamiliar with how this place works. Information like that is helpful. Maybe make a rules or "not to do" list (if not already done) to help inform newbies. Idk just an idea. Well I didn't mean to ruffle any feathers. On to real business.

Stay safe.

**GlockEm17** · 02-26-25 20:37

Originally Posted by Bc2508 [View Original Post]

LOL damn man the original post was supposed to be a joke. You're right I have only been here a week and have already seen and been told how you all operate. I wish I found this place years ago and have been able to have 500+ posts and share countless experiences, but I can't. I thought posting that in a joking way would be somewhat comical and maybe someone would feel bad enough to help a new brother out. I don't expect anyone to share anything with me, but it never hurts to ask. I will continue to share my experiences as they come. I do appreciate everyone who shares. This is a bery informative thread. Keep on keeping on on.

You have to understand for a long period every week some newbie was asking for the information on the prime spots. We have spent a lot of time and money testing these spots. And yes we are reluctant to share since giving an unproven member that kind of information could lead to a surprise visit from uncle. And we are sure they read this board and already know what goes on where but all it takes is one wanting to impress his superiors with his go to attitude to ruin a good thing. And has been stated numerous times all the information including a picture of the front has been posted, but a lot of guys want the fun without the work!

**Diplomatic** · 02-26-25 18:31

One day this week I'm planning to go down there and I wanted to know what the rate is. How much should I bring if I want to get FS?

**LicknItGood200** · 02-26-25 16:09

Originally Posted by Rpatl [View Original Post]

I've never seen them at the door, but he was definitely in his car.

Yo, that's the maintenance man. Just walk past his ass! He told me hello sir! It's slow right now. Go tap that ass!

**Bc2508** · 02-26-25 15:39

Originally Posted by TheBadGuy [View Original Post]

For those who can't decipher the previous posts here ya go:

Bro that was in 2019. Said I searched recent posts and tried typing in "3rd" in the search thread bar. It came back as no results found. My apologies for not going back through 6 years of posts. If the guy that wanted to tell me to RTFF read my post he would see that I said I made an effort. If you don't want to help great move on. Asking for help shouldn't be this big of an issue. But, I get it. Y'all have been around a long time and worked to find your spots. I may be new to this thread and MPs but I have years of experience in the pay for play department. I just recently got back into the game and reading everyone's post has been very helpful.

**BuckHead44** · 02-26-25 14:50

Originally Posted by Bc2508 [View Original Post]

LOL damn man the original post was supposed to be a joke. You're right I have only been here a week and have already seen and been told how you all operate. I wish I found this place years ago and have been able to have 500+ posts and share countless experiences, but I can't. I thought posting that in a joking way would be somewhat comical and maybe someone would feel bad enough to help a new brother out. I don't expect anyone to share anything with me, but it never hurts to ask. I will continue to share my experiences as they come. I do appreciate everyone who shares. This is a bery informative thread. Keep on keeping on on.

Hey man! No problem! I was just trying to pass a long some information to a newby!! All of use were regular members and had to work up the ladder to earn trust! Good luck and Happy Hunting! BH44.

**Rpatl** · 02-26-25 14:22

I've never seen them at the door, but he was definitely in his car.

Originally Posted by Rck15 [View Original Post]

Uncle was out where? Was he in his car? Was he at the front door?

**TheBadGuy** · 02-26-25 13:52

Originally Posted by Bc2508 [View Original Post]

I would love to! Someone for the love of god PM me the location. I know I know do the work. I've read posts, tried to search 3rd but nothing comes up. I even went to google maps and went all the way up and down 3rd street. Someone help this poor soul out and let him see the goddess they call Mia.

But seriously though.

TIA.

For those who can't decipher the previous posts here ya go:

Originally Posted by OldSergeant [View Original Post]

Greeting fellow Mongers,

The 3rd Street Massage Spa is on 3rd Street, there is NO SIGN and NO NEON LIGHTS that say OPEN it there in plain sight for a reason, if you call the number for Health Spa on Midlothian next to LJS & Goodyear, All you have to do is ask for an appointment for 3rd street ask for the address, the Owner doesn't want a lot of foot traffic, so call and make an appointment for the 3rd street, the number ends with 7216.

Old Sergeant "out".

Infantry leads the way.

Airborne air assault.