Massage Parlor Reports

**RVAPunk** · 01-18-25 16:11

Originally Posted by DarkStar58 [View Original Post]

A mms told me while back that it's hard to hire U30's. U40's because they flock to cities where they can make the most money. RVA is not one of those cities because the majority of the RVA AMPs are not FS if that make sense. That's being said; yes, traveling to the ISS is the best option.

What is the ISS?

**DudeOffLame** · 01-18-25 12:16

Originally Posted by Hd2500 [View Original Post]

I monger Richmond and Southside, unless everyone's missing something there aren't any young ones. One recent review of cary said he was greeted by a granny. I haven't been there for a couple months and even then the mt was 50+, I turned and left. Why waste money. So my question is what mt at Cary is young?

There is one at least that doesn't have a belly after pregnancy, nice b cups, and decent face. She just doesn't do full service, only BJ / HJ. I can share name if you DM. Another update from yesterday, when to an AMP in Midlo in front of Barbor shop. It looks like it used to be a old drive through at some point called Retreat. It was the worst experience yet. Rushed, poor massage, and bad attitude. On the flip standard add on service. Will not repeat.

**DarkStar58** · 01-18-25 11:47

Originally Posted by ChristNotama [View Original Post]

Even Mid 30's are unicorns up in here, that's why I been going to the space station.

A mms told me while back that it's hard to hire U30's. U40's because they flock to cities where they can make the most money. RVA is not one of those cities because the majority of the RVA AMPs are not FS if that make sense. That's being said; yes, traveling to the ISS is the best option.

**BareBackJack** · 01-18-25 11:11

My observation at 4 different AMPs is they are all busy. From what I can tell, there are a lot of guys ready to pay more than $. 2 for a HJ from a granny. There's no way you're paying these prices for granny's lousy massage! The lines are even longer at the FS joints. As long as the Asian cartel that runs this show can rake in big bucks with their worn out merchandise, they have absolutely no incentive to send their better quality ladies here.

Personally, I don't see this changing for the better any time soon. However, it may get a whole lot worse when your favorite president starts mass deportations. Sending these Chinese hookers home will look great politically. It won't impact migrant farm labor or housing, both of which will have major economic consequences, and it will be perceived as improving morality in the USA.

Jack.

**Hd2500** · 01-17-25 18:56

Originally Posted by ItsThatGuy [View Original Post]

None of them are, that's why they dim the lights and wear heavy makeup.

Yep. Was a lot better and not that long ago.

**ChristNotama** · 01-17-25 18:27

Originally Posted by Hd2500 [View Original Post]

I monger Richmond and Southside, unless everyone's missing something there aren't any young ones. One recent review of cary said he was greeted by a granny. I haven't been there for a couple months and even then the mt was 50+, I turned and left. Why waste money. So my question is what mt at Cary is young?

Even Mid 30's are unicorns up in here, that's why I been going to the space station.

**Its That Guy** · 01-17-25 18:00

Originally Posted by Hd2500 [View Original Post]

So my question is what mt at Cary is young?

None of them are, that's why they dim the lights and wear heavy makeup.

**Hd2500** · 01-17-25 16:28

Originally Posted by DudeOffLame [View Original Post]

My girl at Cary has been sick for past few days so I want on an excursion. I went to 4 AMPs and actually paid for a massage at 2 of them. They both asked if I wanted a nice HE but I said I am good because they were grannies. I am in fairly young monger so I want someone that's younger than me. I just don't understand why its so hard to find good young talent for a city the size of RVA with metro being over 1 M people. Its ridiculous. In the end, I found an independent at a cheap hotel for release. It wasnt that satisfying compared to a great massage and HH. Praying one day this city and surrounding area cops stop busting friendly parlors and focus on hard drugs and violent crimes. Maybe than the AMPs will have better talent.

I monger Richmond and Southside, unless everyone's missing something there aren't any young ones. One recent review of cary said he was greeted by a granny. I haven't been there for a couple months and even then the mt was 50+, I turned and left. Why waste money. So my question is what mt at Cary is young?

**DudeOffLame** · 01-17-25 10:21

My girl at Cary has been sick for past few days so I want on an excursion. I went to 4 AMPs and actually paid for a massage at 2 of them. They both asked if I wanted a nice HE but I said I am good because they were grannies. I am in fairly young monger so I want someone that's younger than me. I just don't understand why its so hard to find good young talent for a city the size of RVA with metro being over 1 M people. Its ridiculous. In the end, I found an independent at a cheap hotel for release. It wasnt that satisfying compared to a great massage and HH. Praying one day this city and surrounding area cops stop busting friendly parlors and focus on hard drugs and violent crimes. Maybe than the AMPs will have better talent.

**RichMong804** · 01-17-25 00:04

Originally Posted by TrexJ [View Original Post]

Where would be the best place to go for a guy new to the block? Any recommendations? Feel free to pm me as well. Thanks mongers.

You've got to learn how to fish, man.

If you read the board here you'll get everything you want to know once you figure out how to crack the little codes. This board is especially useful for finding the going rate of different menu items so you know how much to bring.

Or just go to Google maps, search for asian massage, look for ones open until 10 PM. It's not 100% guaranteed but go to a few and you'll find a HE.

Or check out STG's massage section and see who's advertising there.

Then once you go visit, report back here.

**ACC Hoops** · 01-16-25 20:14

As a former senior member, I have checked the forum and can not really find anything about the businesses on E. And W. Hundred Rd. Opening back up. Does anyone have any knowledge? If I go south to P-burg, will I be happier at Phoenix or Lyla? Anyone can PM me if preferred.

**MackMan86** · 01-16-25 07:48

Originally Posted by Hd2500 [View Original Post]

When was the last time you saw Zoey? Hate to see go.

Couple weeks ago.

**JohnB388** · 01-15-25 18:07

Originally Posted by TrexJ [View Original Post]

Where would be the best place to go for a guy new to the block? Any recommendations? Feel free to pm me as well. Thanks mongers.

Massage Envy, there are multiple convenient locations! You can thank me later.

**Konichi1** · 01-15-25 15:10

Originally Posted by DorkHelmet [View Original Post]

I've had pretty good luck texting their number and asking "who's working today?" So that's definitely worth doing before you head out there. Zoey is really nice and is a pretty hot little spinner (for richmond) . My favorite was Wendy but I'm not sure if she's still there.

Yes 100% I miss Wendy. Really friendly and had a great massage.

One time I came through when it was really slow and I ended up giving her a massage. She actually fell asleep and had to wake her up after some time had passed haha. She was very kind in expressed her gratitude afterwards.

I should've asked for her number that day but put it off till the next time I saw her but oh well.

If anyone has it, can y'all PM me her digits?