Massage Parlor Reports

[Zagal]

I went to Orange last night and had a decent experience. I called ahead and got no answer, but the Chinese woman called me right back. I told her I wanted to come in for a massage and she said, "They're available. You can come now. ". I got there about 10:30 pm and rang the bell. The Chinese woman let me in smiling and had me sit on a couch to wait. She told me I would have to wait just 10 minutes because they were busy, then she gave me a bottle of water and pulled the curtain closed. After the other guy left, the girl came to open the curtain and brought me to the room. I wanted a Chinese woman, but the girl was Venezuelan, I believe. She must've been the only girl working at the time. She told me her name was Melissa. She was young, possibly in her 20's, and pretty. She was wearing a really short see through dress with a thong and flip flops. She asked how long I wanted, but I didn't bring enough cash for the hour. When I asked how much for 30 minutes she said $. 6. I wasn't going to pay that much so I started getting dressed and she said, "What?! How much do you have?" We agreed on $ and got to it. She wiped my hands with alcohol and I sucked her tits and rubbed her clit while she gave me a HJ. She got a condom and started to give me a CBJ which wasn't bad. Once I was ready I had her lay on the table as I slid in for mish. I sucked her tits while stroking her and she moaned so sexy. When we finished, we got dressed and she walked me back to the front where there were now two older Chinese women sitting on the couch smiling and the woman gave me another bottle of water and let me out. The next time I'm going to ask for a Chinese woman or see if I can get the older one who let me in.

If I understand that one part correctly, you talked a Latina at orange to lower her price to 100?? Wow that's a shock especially from a Latina there. Honestly most the Latina services are worth less than that IMO but glad you didn't go way overboard especially it being your first time. Usually they can tell if it's your first time and would take full advantage of you.

[SpaGuy21]

I went to Orange last night and had a decent experience.
When I asked how much for 30 minutes she said $. 6. I wasn't going to pay that much so I started getting dressed and she said, "What?! How much do you have?" We agreed on $ and got to it.

I'm sure some here (the shillish?) will call you cheap but good on you for getting a reasonable price. I have walked out on spa visits many times when I didn't feel "the juice was worth the squeeze", was misled into some bait and switch or just, plain, didn't think the provider was worth the asking price. It's easy to feel you are committed after you've parked, arrived or even undressed but I've been around long enough (and regretted enough visits) to realize the time wasted going to a spa only to walk out is much, much better then not only wasting the time but the money also. Now sometimes, you're offered a bargain such as in your case, and it makes up for the other short-comings of the situation. Doesn't happen often but glad to hear it worked for you.

On a side note. It's that time of year where things are slow and these spas and brothels experience a drop in business. That coupled with a prolonged, inflated economy (gas prices, groceries, eating out), it may be time for a market correction. At least we can hope. This naked handy for $. 2 or L1 with roaming for. 8, BS is getting old. Especially when the only justification is "but I'm young". Some of these providers may actually try and ask for more $$ to make up for the lack of customers but I think the leverage is in the hands of the consumer (this guy's experience a prime example). Remember that the next time you get those puppy eyes with their hand out, hahaha!

[Eddinger]

Of course you can!

Can you pay extra for another load with Emily or BeBe? Want to make a visit but I like to shoot two loads if I go for an hour. Don't mind paying extra.

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[ApplesLoveMe]

Can you pay extra for another load with Emily or BeBe? Want to make a visit but I like to shoot two loads if I go for an hour. Don't mind paying extra.

[GMoney05]

I went to Orange last night and had a decent experience. I called ahead and got no answer, but the Chinese woman called me right back. I told her I wanted to come in for a massage and she said, "They're available. You can come now. ". I got there about 10:30 pm and rang the bell. The Chinese woman let me in smiling and had me sit on a couch to wait. She told me I would have to wait just 10 minutes because they were busy, then she gave me a bottle of water and pulled the curtain closed. After the other guy left, the girl came to open the curtain and brought me to the room. I wanted a Chinese woman, but the girl was Venezuelan, I believe. She must've been the only girl working at the time. She told me her name was Melissa. She was young, possibly in her 20's, and pretty. She was wearing a really short see through dress with a thong and flip flops. She asked how long I wanted, but I didn't bring enough cash for the hour. When I asked how much for 30 minutes she said $. 6. I wasn't going to pay that much so I started getting dressed and she said, "What?! How much do you have?" We agreed on $ and got to it. She wiped my hands with alcohol and I sucked her tits and rubbed her clit while she gave me a HJ. She got a condom and started to give me a CBJ which wasn't bad. Once I was ready I had her lay on the table as I slid in for mish. I sucked her tits while stroking her and she moaned so sexy. When we finished, we got dressed and she walked me back to the front where there were now two older Chinese women sitting on the couch smiling and the woman gave me another bottle of water and let me out. The next time I'm going to ask for a Chinese woman or see if I can get the older one who let me in.

Yeah man, It helps If you know names of who you want because the Latina's are often more available because costumers who go a lot know they tend to give lackluster service. The Asians just won't be sitting around especially if you show up around 10:30 at night.

[Bambinos1987]

Who has seen her this week? Booker says she is great. Some reports says can't even touch tits??

[Lan7600]

Saw that Gigi is back so going to do a review of her first. Mind you, this is my experience on her first rotation.

- She's Colombian, I know couldn't believe it even when she was speaking perfect Spanish. Slim all natural body, 20's, nice ass, and shaved tight kitty. So right away she tells me that she does not do massage and she doesn't like using covers that we bring. No sucking on her nipples and definitely no DATY. So-so CBJ. Was able to do multiple positions. But her way of dirty talk is just rushing you to go fast. I did enjoy the view. She is hot IMO but if her service was better I would repeat.

Mimi.

- Late 30's-40's. She is definitely not Korean, trust me had my share of Koreans in the NWS. She even accidentally slipped out she was Chinese when asked where she was from. Small tits, Bush, small ass, some stomach. Not a good massage, just pressure with hands. Decent CBJ she was actually going at it. Made me to all of the work in which I gave her a good pounding, she tapped out twice. I wouldn't repeat.

[OliverCloseoff]

I went to Orange last night and had a decent experience. I called ahead and got no answer, but the Chinese woman called me right back. I told her I wanted to come in for a massage and she said, "They're available. You can come now. ". I got there about 10:30 pm and rang the bell. The Chinese woman let me in smiling and had me sit on a couch to wait. She told me I would have to wait just 10 minutes because they were busy, then she gave me a bottle of water and pulled the curtain closed. After the other guy left, the girl came to open the curtain and brought me to the room. I wanted a Chinese woman, but the girl was Venezuelan, I believe. She must've been the only girl working at the time. She told me her name was Melissa. She was young, possibly in her 20's, and pretty. She was wearing a really short see through dress with a thong and flip flops. She asked how long I wanted, but I didn't bring enough cash for the hour. When I asked how much for 30 minutes she said $. 6. I wasn't going to pay that much so I started getting dressed and she said, "What?! How much do you have?" We agreed on $ and got to it. She wiped my hands with alcohol and I sucked her tits and rubbed her clit while she gave me a HJ. She got a condom and started to give me a CBJ which wasn't bad. Once I was ready I had her lay on the table as I slid in for mish. I sucked her tits while stroking her and she moaned so sexy. When we finished, we got dressed and she walked me back to the front where there were now two older Chinese women sitting on the couch smiling and the woman gave me another bottle of water and let me out. The next time I'm going to ask for a Chinese woman or see if I can get the older one who let me in.

[SmileySam]

On Belmont. Parking can be difficult. Larger newer spa. 2 MTs. Claire 50+, face 5. Tina - 30's? Took Tina, a bit thicker, ok massage. Naked L1. Won't repeat. Actually read the reviews about Claire but when I saw her changed my mind.

[Toothy]

Hi all,

I'm a regular at SXL with Emily. She's my ATF. Exactly the body type I love. I do enjoy variety from time to time and try to branch out, but haven't found anything close to Emily's look and service. Just thought I'd ask the group for recommendations of other spinners to try. Thanks!

[GMoney05]

Well, seems like Archer got shut down like Tokyo and 819.

Can anyone give any recommendations for some massage parlors on the northside of Chicago? There are a lot. Only been to 2 in the last year. Yolo life or whatever it is on 5200 block of Irvine Park was disappointing. I went to the parlor / apartment on 3617 W Lawrence and it was ok. There are a lot on Belmont, Irving Park, Cicero, Elston, Montrose, and Lawrence. You can find ads on Bedpage and other sites. Most reviews here and on rubmaps are reviews by the owners. Looking for decent looking women under 40 and a set price preferably under $$. I liked the prices at Orange and Archer at 160 but tired of driving down to Chinatown. Please dm me or post here with recommendations so everyone here can visit.

There's more options than just Chinatown and North Side. JW has stepped up their game lately on Chicago Ave. What these guy's aren't telling you Is the North Side Is full with places who mainly do Level 1 and want $100 for that and claim to be "Naked" Level 1's but they only remove their Top and keep Pants / Panties on. That's A rip-off CLC Is so far It's almost out of the City. I do like the flat rate prices over at Orange and Archer Spa and like Red Lantern. Somebody kept bragging up some Lady up North with some "Nice Ass" I got there and seen A barely attractive Thicker Size Asian lady I left. There's hidden gems that don't get discussed here. I'm still waiting on news about Purple Rainbow Tokyo Spa owners are supposed to be coming back but CPD will probably be Hot on them by the Spring / Early Summer May-June.

[SpaGuy21]

PM me or post a follow up review if you see her. I want to know if my assessment was on point.

I don't think a follow up review is necessary to "know if your assessment is on point".

It's your review and your post. Isn't going to change the experience you had, for better or for worse.

This isn't a contest to be the most popular or accurate reviewer, it's about sharing information. Simple as that.

Of course, certain profiles use these forums as free advertising (not saying you) but most members of this site know who they are and take their reviews with a grain of salt.

You be you and review who and how you want. Thanks for sharing.

[Ohhi773]

I was out last night doing some uber airport runs. I remembered the Orange booker told me she had a few new Asian girls.

I knew it'd be slow because of the weather so I'd have to make a line up choice. Which I'm still not very comfortable with at times.

After speaking to one of my boys last week I was open to the Latina Gigi as well.

So I get a line up of 2 Latinas and 3 Chinese (not including Asa who I've seen already). Damn decision, decision. First time choosing from this many with no prior knowledge of any of them.

Nana stood out to me dark black hair, black dress and a nice body. Like slim thick. This girl has some good muscle tone. Great attitude, very energetic, I knew I chose correctly.

I'm not going to ramble, she's showing lots of affection hugs and kisses. Nice Ass. Nice thighs. It's been a while since I've had a thicker Asian girl. And I don't mean fat. There's no pouch or belly.

I'll fast forward. Great BBBJ 8. 5 BBBJ. She does this thing like the when girls give the water cat bath but on my JR. Whoa. It's a standing BBBJ and she is turning her head side to side making a rotating effect. Crazy.

Tight, tight. Started slow standing mish fun. She was into it. No complaints but she let me know to go easy "You are big, I am small". Highlight was doggy for sure. Great ass. Only thing I regret was we didn't get to cg. But I knew earlier on I'd repeat so no stress.

I was not expecting such a good session. I asked how long she had been in the US she said 1 month. I definitely got FOB vibes. In the best way.

She also told me next time I need 2 girls because Chinese girls are small. Not the first time a girl has said that so maybe I'll go Asa and Nana next time.

Note: she did spray me with alcohol for the BBBJ which was a bit strange but I'm guessing because she's new to the US. IDK.

PM me or post a follow up review if you see her. I want to know if my assessment was on point.

[HappyGardener]

Could you clarify. Is it CLM or massage CLC (an AMP? Maybe someone could share a link? Recommend any gals from there? Possibly someone that can deepthroat? Thanks!

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[ClayBillClay]

Second the CLC recommendation. Hot girls and DTF. Great bodies, fun attitude, and great tits coming your way. Used to be my go to place with Ivy. Also, try 452 X and MKE Ave for L2 and L3. Not as good as CLC but a close second and will work if you are in a pinch or want a different flavor.

Could you clarify. Is it CLM or massage CLC (an AMP? Maybe someone could share a link? Recommend any gals from there? Possibly someone that can deepthroat? Thanks!