Massage Parlor Reports

[Jimmy818]

Usually 2 Latinas at Moon. Current ones are bigger then the 1st few but def better service then 8155. I spent all of November here. Through the line up multiple times. I usually get away with $.2 at the usual spots but here I give them $.6 to $$. Worth it. Baileys great, Mia too. Treat them well!

Somehow ended up in Winnetka? Stumbled into Moon spa on Sherman, very hard to spot unless you googled 'massage', because there is only an open sign on the building.

Luckily a young cute Vietnamese girl named Bailey (5'2, 110 lb, c / d, pretty long hair) welcomes me, and we walk past the masseuses dorm room filled with several large hispanic ladies.

She collects the house fee for hour 7. Returns before I can undress, she stands and watches while waiting, LOL. I lay down, she starts by straddling my back naked, proceeds to give a great erotic massage. The flip, and she immediately starts a great BBBJ without wiping before, wow! She is genuinely excited wet, tasted naturally salty, LOL. She offers BBFS, but I chose the cover. The deed was great GFE (dfk, all positions, fake O's) I forgot to mention she collected the buck fifty 'after the deed' which I have never experienced at a massage shop..

[Chuminh]

Somehow ended up in Winnetka? Stumbled into Moon spa on Sherman, very hard to spot unless you googled 'massage', because there is only an open sign on the building.

Luckily a young cute Vietnamese girl named Bailey (5'2, 110 lb, c / d, pretty long hair) welcomes me, and we walk past the masseuses dorm room filled with several large hispanic ladies.

She collects the house fee for hour 7. Returns before I can undress, she stands and watches while waiting, LOL. I lay down, she starts by straddling my back naked, proceeds to give a great erotic massage. The flip, and she immediately starts a great BBBJ without wiping before, wow! She is genuinely excited wet, tasted naturally salty, LOL. She offers BBFS, but I chose the cover. The deed was great GFE (dfk, all positions, fake O's) I forgot to mention she collected the buck fifty 'after the deed' which I have never experienced at a massage shop. I left thinking this hour was a dream, too bad the location is far far away from home, so I will not be visiting anytime soon:

Just wanted to let those out in SFV know, enjoy.

Approx age?

[Slicer4]

Somehow ended up in Winnetka? Stumbled into Moon spa on Sherman, very hard to spot unless you googled 'massage', because there is only an open sign on the building.

Luckily a young cute Vietnamese girl named Bailey (5'2, 110 lb, c / d, pretty long hair) welcomes me, and we walk past the masseuses dorm room filled with several large hispanic ladies.

She collects the house fee for hour 7. Returns before I can undress, she stands and watches while waiting, LOL. I lay down, she starts by straddling my back naked, proceeds to give a great erotic massage. The flip, and she immediately starts a great BBBJ without wiping before, wow! She is genuinely excited wet, tasted naturally salty, LOL. She offers BBFS, but I chose the cover. The deed was great GFE (dfk, all positions, fake O's) I forgot to mention she collected the buck fifty 'after the deed' which I have never experienced at a massage shop. I left thinking this hour was a dream, too bad the location is far far away from home, so I will not be visiting anytime soon:

Just wanted to let those out in SFV know, enjoy.

[PriscillaM]

So there is an ad up for 15** Westwood offering a VIP experience for 260.

I text to the braindead fat ass tatted up and absolutely garbage manager of this place and inquire about the particulars of the VIP offer.

Her disquisition was very simple. 30 minutes FS.

I say no caps and bet. I am there.

My tech is Vicki. The pics are fake. Vicki is this dark gal with a ganga ass, I guess fake tits as there are vertical breast scars that look like something out of 1187* Santa Monica.

She is a little big and heavy. Not really my kind of body because my dick is so teeny that these bigger girls need to get a shoe horn to get it in.

She does a massage and less than gentle handie when I finally ask, hey I paid for the mother fucken VIP. She said. Oh - let me get a condom. I guess that manager did not send the message on slack about how lucky this girl was going to be.

She gets the rubber and I am trying to figure out the geometry of fucking this specimen given the massage table has about as much support as a Syrian dictator. I figure standing doggie can't be that dangerous so after being covered I ram this girl like a caterpiller D9 in doggie. Then I catch a whiff. Her growler smells like my fish counter when I do not do a clean up for three days.

I went to mish figuring I could put on a covid mask. But I forgot mine. After a lot of pumps into her stinky entenmanns, I asked for the hand to hand treatment and I busted.

For 260, I think I would pay 10 dollars more for a fruity douche.

[GameMaker007]

Hi mongers!

Driving into town for the weekend. Please do help with solid recs! Will carry forward the favor when you are in my part of the woods.

[SukijoSeiwaka]

Seeking a place that matchmakes clients with 18-24 year old "companions. " My budget for time donation is $200.00-1000.00. After getting burned at a Chinese operated parlor (for massage only of course) and a Korean grandma scamming me and offering a lesson on condoms despite her sucking cum into her mouth more than 5 times a day without a condom, I'm aiming young. I normally only do porn starlets, non pros, etc.

I prefer Japanese (I speak Japanese), Punjabi (My dad is Indian and mom Japanese), Latina, and Arabic.

[LoneStar1979]

I couldn't bear the stress any longer. My shoulders were tensed, my back ached, and I was getting tired of having to deal with not getting enough rest due to anxiety. I decided that I was to get a massage. I went to check out Acupuncture spa since it was on my drive home, I was greeted by a petite woman named Mimi. She takes me back to the room and tells me to get ready and lay down on the table. The dimly lit room along with the relaxing music and the soothing massage put me into a deep sleep, something I needed in a very long time. This dream lasted a mere 1 hours. From every position you can think of, nonstop, every position was done twice. In the end she let me nut all over her chest. We laid together and cuddled, she was very exhausted as I was.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/fVRZV35AZjSyBPos9?g_st=ic

[PriscillaM]

When I was growing up, the wood meant westwood. Full of co ed moisties, playing video gams, partying in the street, and lots of bony ankles on thin gals with pronounced collar bones.

That all ended with this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Karen_Toshima when some idiot decided to bring the ghetto to westwood.

Since that shooting, westwood was never really the same.

But now westwood boulevard has more jack shacks than exotic sports cars in a dictator's palace (jeez, I wonder how the destruction of that bank in lebanon had to do with there being no money for all those cars, tanks, and mig-29's).

The subject for today's lesson is 15** westwood, that nuru place that has more ads than bronny has airballs.

Here is one https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ars-38703.html.

This was the place that did everything wrong. I had some terrible experiences there with girls. One girl did FS and had a sniz that smelled like a dead mooose. Another did FS with me and when I came back, pretty much the next day, to do a repeat, she called no joy. The other girls there were all fat and could not stroke a cock if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.

The other day I went there on the condition that I could pick out my prostitute. The gal in the front let me in and the place smelled like woodstock. You could have fucken walked on the pot fog. I was greeted by the house mom, an ugly latinx who had no redeeming values.

She let me see the talent. The pics (almost always) are fake here, so Leah was let in and this girl looked like potato bug.

Then in comes savannah. Now the ad above has her real photo. The side profile in a bathing suit with the pony tail.

You get this girl into rehab and get her on a low carb diet and some plyometrics and you have a Private delight gal at 700 a throw. As it is, she has these wonderful tits and an ass that is like silk.

I have seen her twice now, and unfortunately because she is so stoned it is not even possible to negotiate for L2 and above. But if you are ok with L1 (handjob), it is 200 out the door. I barely touched her, she does get topless and rubs her cuplets on your back, but on the flip it is just her choking you.

[PriscillaM]

I texted RL in the morning and the roll was yoyo, aimee and zara. Yoyo was reviewed on here by a guy who went full dean martin. The fucker was so drunk he did not remember if he did mish or doggh with yoyo. Dude, I can't remember sometimes if I am on the pot with my phone if a crapped, but I can tell you if I did mish or doggy with every lucky gal who has been with me.

I knew my chances of getting yoyo were right up there with bronny being an intergral part of yet another laker championship. By the way, not that I am being paid for advice to the lakers, but try having lebron play some fucking defense. I can only imagine that he is doing einstein's field equations in his head when the lakers are on D because it is clear he would need an app for an EBT card if he was any lazier.

Anyhow, I hang out by the side entrance and the fucko neighbor seems to be taking out the trash into a bin the size of the maersk alabama. I tiptoe in after ringing and forget to close the door. Zara, who answered the door sent me a cautionary memo and just about shove a kitchen knife up may ass for treating this shrine like a fucken barn and not closing the door behind me.

Zara was my walmart full service asian greeter. Zara is not attractive. She is not ugly. She is the prototypical hot young asian on sawtelle. If you have read my disquisitions before, basically zara is a girl that under normal circumstances you would not pay for sex. You would pay for her to do your nails. I will say zara, from the neck down is not bad. She is a bit burly with no real curves.

She takes me to my fave room. The one with the bed up against the mirror and the ceiling fan that is about as functional as clay aiken's cock in a tittyh bar.

We had a language battle and I won and did the full hour for 70. She came back, did a ten minute terrible massage. No teasing. Then she left to get a hot towel.

She came back and washed me down like I was an elephant at a circus, save for missing the hole inside my intergluteal cleft.

Then she said turn over, but it sounded like "#59 sweet and sour pork".

I turn over and she did me dirty pawing over my shit. She did not do the usual "you fucka me" so I made the hand and pelvis gesture for the sawtelle shuffle or the overland overture.

She said, ok, money. I gave her 160. She said she was leaving to get condom, which sounded like condom.

She comes back and gets nude. She has what might be fake 36 C-D with peak to the nationality brown nipples.

She is getting to work and then asks if I want two girls. I said I would want to check with my state farm rep and see the girl.

In comes Aimee. This is a skinny gal with a sort of face that you might call an etiolated face if you had my vocabulary. Aimee has huge what seem to be natural tits and is slim, but there is damage from giving birth to yao ming. Her tummy has more stretch marks than a glad bag carrying Lizzo's tour wardrobe.

I had given Zara 160 and I gave Aimee 120 more. Aimee left to get a rubber and Zara fluffed me with some mediocre head and ball mouth bopping.

Aimee came back and she got up on me which I where I saw her tummy issued, covered up with a tattoo of a possum eating a homeless person.

I switched to doggee with Aimee and it was OK, save for Zara thrusting my 10 inch gecko into Aimee.

Then, the bell started ringing so forcefully I thought maybe a new pope was elected. Aimee shoved her panties on and her dress and escorted some gray haired dipshit in. Enjoy the taste of my 10 inch power point whoever you are.

From then on out it was Zara and me solo. Now, you know me, I am pretty easy to please. Zara has a magic tw at. She can do this maneuver where you just lay there and it feels like you are drilling her pussy in the bakken. It is like it is doing the work for you like a roomba. In doggie it is even more intense it feels like your dick is a plane crashing but ending up floating on the Hudson like flight 1549.

The condom of course makes the stylus less than pitch perfect, but it is still decent. She wanted me to nut that way, but I hit the hard deck and called no joy.

She blew me and jerked me to completion and tried that dumb thing where she holds the kleenex over the blow hole. I made such a mess that the video cameras were stained.

I did not see yo yo, and beware that a double double here gets you into yogi berra territory. As in "no one goes there any more, it is too crowded. "

[Slicer4]

Happened to be on the westwood area with multiple shops. Finished my ice cream, walked into from the outside looks so outdated compared to goldfinger down the block who looks recently remodeled.

Decent 30's girl, I am on my stomach, first thing she does is clean both hands with alcohol-a great start, LOL. Massage was good, exactly what I needed to end a busy week. She used no cover towels except when turn to front, pants off, body to body, smile finish.

Quite happy, considering the horror stories I have been reading about this stretch of blocks lately, hope getting better?

Also, anyone try '107 XX washington blvd, culver' ? Sign says CHIRO CARE, but their website ad shows the typical poses of girls where, chiropractor is not in the house, LOL.

[SeanKonnery]

Anyone been to Candy Therapy lately? Haven't seen any reports since April.

[ACapp]

I've seen Yami here. If you like lower back hair that is dark and lots of acne she is your girl. Her technique was rough on the HJ.

She is very friendly though and no doubt open to many things beyond standard FS.

I'm wondering if there is anything not hairy acne ridden or ghetto there. I understand asking for non-ghetto is too much.

Nearly every provider at Havana has made me chuckle when they come in the room and I mentally compare them to the IG photos they use to advertise them.

There have been a couple of exceptions to this, but sadly they have moved on.

It's too bad, because that place hits the sweet spot for my degenerate comfort level.

[Miscreant]

Unfortunately no, the talent there isn't very good, especially for the price. Mostly fat.

Sadly this is what I suspected. I asked who there most popular girls are. The response was Gaby, Fernanda, Kimberly. I may return. It is very inconvenient to drive there.

[MassMe]

The AMPs on the westside were granny shacks for quite a while, say from like the end of the ginja era and that place on Pico with the hot thai gals (was it called indulgence? So like around 2012 the westside was dead for Asian handjobs (I ignore the bullshit apartment hot young Asians on Sawtelle). The only go to place was outside the westside at 8155. Sure, there were the places in culver city and lucky foot on Sepulveda and that shithole by the lax runways, etc, but the ages there were 36-100.

I ignore that totally brutal hispaniola place on 118** Santa Monica near the target. That place make you want to light yourself on fire and walk into a del taco kitchen after fucking there.

I am so excited about your HJ LA novel. I will buy it.

Chapter 1 Banned from Goldfinger.

I have never tried season. I have gone to the tanny place on the second floor a block down and had a regular girl I saw there. But stopped when once she just phoned in my HJ and I though I may has well be doing this myself and saving the cash.

I like the idea of warf because if it sucks I can get great sushi next door. I never like the line up -.

I am still down to try RL but I never go balls in. With a beast. However, you make I sound fun. I kinda want to try the cover bl and overland spa palce but I think you said it was more infected than a Whuan lab.

The other night I did wander into a place on Sup in Culver on the other side of the street from lucky. It's a pop up. Clean place a little Asian came in it was definitely a balls deep place, I didn't like her face and walked out==.

But the place I want to try is the appointment only nuru milking table on Westwood - 200 all in. PriscillaM have you try that place? They post pic of the nuru angels on bedpage. I think that looks fun.

Thanks for the response. You are a better writer than Henry James "Hank" Moody and Chuck Palahniuk combined.

[Danny2]

I've seen Yami here. If you like lower back hair that is dark and lots of acne she is your girl. Her technique was rough on the HJ.

She is very friendly though and no doubt open to many things beyond standard FS.

I'm wondering if there is anything not hairy acne ridden or ghetto there. I understand asking for non-ghetto is too much.

Unfortunately no, the talent there isn't very good, especially for the price. Mostly fat.