Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[Marko Ramius]

Do they even see these wh*s or do they just act simpish on a poon board just to feel better about themselves since their REAL lives absolutely suck.

I've had a suspicion for a long time that a lot of the White Knights on that board don't actually ever go spend the money to see any provider. Or if they do it is very infrequently.

I also have a suspicion that a lot of the most glowing, suck up reviews on that board are one hundred percent fake. I can't see a provider receiving such a review saying, "Wait, I never saw you!

One reason I suspect that is that nearly all of those girls have piss-poor time management skills and any appointment is usually hours after the agreed-upon time. Yet that never happens in so many of the glowing reviews. One wonders why.

Just saying, but I have zero tolerance to someone who can't be on time for an appointment to take my money. If they can't show up on time they can dumpster dive and live in a cardboard box. I sure as f*ck ain't paying them to be late.

[Morgan Creamin]

Gentlemen,

I'd like to do some international travel however my recently dismissed misdemeanor case of sexual explotation shows up on my background report. I'm not an expert but did some research and finding that non conviction records are reported to the federal NCIC database and that some countries have access to NCIC (such as Canada and United Kingdom). Also, questions about criminal history and charges might also be asked on a visa application. I'm wondering if any of you have any experience with this, especially being denied a visa or turned away at a border for having this charge or arrest in your background. My charges were dismissed a few months ago and the case was only a misdemeanor but the charge of sexual exploitation looks and sounds really bad, much worse than it actually is. Also, Seattle is the only city in North America which uses the tag of "sexual exploitation" instead of "patronizing a prostitute" for the same crime. I'm worried about this causing confusion. Is there anyone here who has experience with this situation? Send a private message to me if you prefer.

So much for innocent until proven guilty. You weren't convicted but still have a record?? Fuck this shitty country.

[Morohei]

It's been awhile since I was on the TNA. Been doing a lot of traveling for work, both domestic and international.

What the fuck is going on over there? Do those moronic, lazy-ass wh*s really think that getting paid $$$ for literally doing nothing but just laying there is going to work? Are they hoping that they'll get enough simps to post a review and say just how amazing and mind-blowing the experience was? One bi**h was charging $600/ hr and her Don'ts list was pretty much everything under the sun.

I'm making an X account and going to start posting about the ripoffs on that board. It's absolutely ridiculous. I can't wait to see what the WK simps have to say. Do they even see these wh*s or do they just act simpish on a poon board just to feel better about themselves since their REAL lives absolutely suck.

P.S.: Since when did Daphne Love suddenly become 39 years old? I saw that she posted a bunch of glam pics, but, as usual, hides her giant gut. Just because you put on some makeup and do your hair nice doesn't hide the fact that you're 50+ years old, pushing 300 lbs, and have the face of a meth-addicted piece of trailer trash.

Let us know. I'll throw my. 02 worth in.

I'm hated on that board for being -somewhat- honest. But then again, a lot of those dudes hmu and tell me I'm right.

[BackInSea]

It's been awhile since I was on the TNA. Been doing a lot of traveling for work, both domestic and international.

What the fuck is going on over there? Do those moronic, lazy-ass wh*s really think that getting paid $$$ for literally doing nothing but just laying there is going to work? Are they hoping that they'll get enough simps to post a review and say just how amazing and mind-blowing the experience was? One bi**h was charging $600/ hr and her Don'ts list was pretty much everything under the sun.

I'm making an X account and going to start posting about the ripoffs on that board. It's absolutely ridiculous. I can't wait to see what the WK simps have to say. Do they even see these wh*s or do they just act simpish on a poon board just to feel better about themselves since their REAL lives absolutely suck.

P.S.: Since when did Daphne Love suddenly become 39 years old? I saw that she posted a bunch of glam pics, but, as usual, hides her giant gut. Just because you put on some makeup and do your hair nice doesn't hide the fact that you're 50+ years old, pushing 300 lbs, and have the face of a meth-addicted piece of trailer trash.

[DrtyHarry]

Gentlemen,

I'd like to do some international travel however my recently dismissed misdemeanor case of sexual explotation shows up on my background report. I'm not an expert but did some research and finding that non conviction records are reported to the federal NCIC database and that some countries have access to NCIC (such as Canada and United Kingdom). Also, questions about criminal history and charges might also be asked on a visa application. I'm wondering if any of you have any experience with this, especially being denied a visa or turned away at a border for having this charge or arrest in your background. My charges were dismissed a few months ago and the case was only a misdemeanor but the charge of sexual exploitation looks and sounds really bad, much worse than it actually is. Also, Seattle is the only city in North America which uses the tag of "sexual exploitation" instead of "patronizing a prostitute" for the same crime. I'm worried about this causing confusion. Is there anyone here who has experience with this situation? Send a private message to me if you prefer.

I have no personal experience on this. But have been around lawyers a lot. One thing I can say, which will help in the longer term (but may not right now) - if the case was truly dismissed you should hire a lawyer and get all the paperwork to him / her and ask for the record to be expunged. Once it is expunged from your record, you keep that document safe and the next time you have a question "Were you ever arrested?" You can answer truthfully that you were but it was a bogus case that was dismissed and then expunged and provide the proof. One thing you should know. For a record that is expunged. You do not even need to report it. Expunged records are only visible by the FBI not background checks done by companies etc.

In your case. It is definitely still on your record showing "Dismissed" you should figure out for yourself if it is worth lying. As there is a very good chance a simple background check will definitely bring up that record. NOT providing advice. But if I were in a similar situation. I would say I was arrested for that offence and it was thrown out as it was frivolous and here is the document that proves it was dismissed.

My 2 cents. Again I am not a lawyer.

[Captainpussymo]

Who can play the part of legit girlfriend convincingly? Would like to hire one to take to office holiday parties and then fuck her brains out afterwards.

[KitWalker1967]

The same way they avoid other infections. They don't. Guys tongue punching star fish are just as likely to catch something.

Over the years a number of ladies have mentioned how they had to take an unexpected break because of a UTI. That's why some of them have become damn near militant about guys showering, washing their hands, changing condoms if it's a two-girl session, etc. As for the OP's question, it's a roll of the dice for both parties.

[Gophy]

Reading a lot of reports in the Seattle and Everett AMP sections that go something like the following:

"DATY, DATO, FIA, FIV, CFS. (DATY / DATO): She was very receptive to my oral escapades. Eagerly accepted my tongue in her ass. And really opened up so I could properly eat that box. Kitty is beautiful and sweet. ".

Question: How are these girls avoiding contracting repeated UTI (Urinary Tract Infection) when the most common cause of UTI is fecal matter (even just a trace) getting into their pee holes? The above quoted experience is a frequent scenario that reads more like a "How to contract UTI. A few simple steps".

The same way they avoid other infections. They don't. Guys tongue punching star fish are just as likely to catch something.

[Captainpussymo]

Reading a lot of reports in the Seattle and Everett AMP sections that go something like the following:

"DATY, DATO, FIA, FIV, CFS. (DATY / DATO): She was very receptive to my oral escapades. Eagerly accepted my tongue in her ass. And really opened up so I could properly eat that box. Kitty is beautiful and sweet. ".

Question: How are these girls avoiding contracting repeated UTI (Urinary Tract Infection) when the most common cause of UTI is fecal matter (even just a trace) getting into their pee holes? The above quoted experience is a frequent scenario that reads more like a "How to contract UTI. A few simple steps".

[BustedBuyer1]

Gentlemen,

I'd like to do some international travel however my recently dismissed misdemeanor case of sexual explotation shows up on my background report. I'm not an expert but did some research and finding that non conviction records are reported to the federal NCIC database and that some countries have access to NCIC (such as Canada and United Kingdom). Also, questions about criminal history and charges might also be asked on a visa application. I'm wondering if any of you have any experience with this, especially being denied a visa or turned away at a border for having this charge or arrest in your background. My charges were dismissed a few months ago and the case was only a misdemeanor but the charge of sexual exploitation looks and sounds really bad, much worse than it actually is. Also, Seattle is the only city in North America which uses the tag of "sexual exploitation" instead of "patronizing a prostitute" for the same crime. I'm worried about this causing confusion. Is there anyone here who has experience with this situation? Send a private message to me if you prefer.

[Morgan Creamin]

WTF is this new shit. Will just dilute the site further. Already a lot of gps.

That site was always shit, but this new design is literally the worst I've seen on any site since the early 2000's. They must have found the cheapest plug and play crap web package they could from India or someplace. UX is horrible and I'd guess the backend is equally convoluted and inefficient.

[Morohei]

I say spam that stupid site as much as possible.

[Will Shookup]

WTF is this new shit. Will just dilute the site further. Already a lot of gps.

They're working their ass off to monetize the site any way they can. I'm surprised it took this long, honestly.

[GameMaker007]

WTF is this new shit. Will just dilute the site further. Already a lot of gps.

[Lee Groinman]

I'm still waiting for a person to explain what a "high end" hooker is. Giant case of GPS and a simp client is the only thing that comes to mind.

It's not hard to figure out, but they probably aren't your cup of tea regardless based on your idea.